Sunday, January 18th 2009

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.

I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.

Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.

P.S. - Paging Chris Hansen! Paging Chris Hansen! Your assistant is needed in thumbnail #1.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


BobaFett's picture

This teen queen bitch should get the T-shirt off. She's embarrasing herself... I doubt she knows anything about Iron Maiden.
Shouldn't try to play a rocker when she's definitely NOT one. Retard.

Congrats to our new Prez!

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Did she wear this to church? I know you guys are all into putting on your trashiest shit and schlubing off to church with bed hair. Mylie (I don't care enough to scroll up and see if that's spelled right) must be you guys' hero.

anony54321's picture

them's her sunday mornin goin to church clothes.

fecking prostiwhore.

sad really. she is guaranteed to go down in flames.

and her dad says ok to it all.

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Brittny's picture

Oh helll no! As a metalhead, I am totally offended! Bitch is clueless!! This lil cuntrag is trying way to fuckin hard. I wish I could decapitate her. Disgusting.

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Submitted by DebbieB on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:47pm.
The transformation into LiLo is almost complete.

Good call

The transformation into LiLo is almost complete.

TheBreakdown's picture

Her 'tards are ripped and her mouth are agape for the same reasons.

peen sucker!

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helenevienna's picture

you should paste this picture right next to a picture of a poor African child, make her look even more stupid

aortega's picture

I'm more worried about her hair and why is her mouth always wide open in pics???

Rosemary's picture

I hate the color of those boots. I have some fringe boots that are similar but not that color and I dunno, they are just different. Mine are Kettle Black Koolaburra boots.

EvilShoe's picture

This ho always looks like a donkey with her mouth open like that.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:52pm.

my first concert was Air Supply.

yes, for real.
lol
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What was the deal with that band anyway? One was girlie and they used him for the girl vocals? Gay couple?

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm bored. Someone call MK and tell him to wipe the jizz from his eyes and come entertain me.

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jiggywiddit's picture

Hi CTH! I've missed chatiing witchu lately.

If They Mated:

TV's avie + lizzieb's avie = Miley (on a good day)

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mitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:25am.
oh, hellz yes!

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 7:59am.

Desperately Seeking Fashion Advice.

I had the ginormous Madonna DSS earring like from the movie and crimped hair. Eeeek!!

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boobxqueen's picture

Don't worry Lizzieb, I love those boots too. I just wouldn't wear it with THAT outfit.

christine the hoff's picture

TV
hey, it was 1983!!

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

TheBreakdown's picture

This future fugly fucktress of America is staying close to and basically clinging to her white trash roots.

Embrace that unforked tree, Miley!

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lizzieb's picture

I know this is mental but although the outfit stinks to high heaven I ...like...the...boots. There, I've said it. That blue is lovely,

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:54am.
you know what?
fuck you all.
I had white lace, fingerless gloves, a jean jacket with five zippers, white fringed cowboy boots, three necklaces with white crooses, safety pin earrings and my hair stood up like a cockatoo who was trying to attack a mate.
so there.
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That was just last week though, we're talking about unfortunate fashion choices from our teenage years.

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anything to get ppl talking, right miley? attention whore-ing at its finest(cue: eye roll)

christine the hoff's picture

you know what?
fuck you all.
I had white lace, fingerless gloves, a jean jacket with five zippers, white fringed cowboy boots, three necklaces with white crooses, safety pin earrings and my hair stood up like a cockatoo who was trying to attack a mate.
so there.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

it's really crazy that little girls look up to HER... first it was Britney (who was at least cute when she started out), now it's her!

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I bet she picked those out from her garbage can

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Jem's picture

Oh this bitch is NOT wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt.

Speaking of which, I'm seeing them twice next month for the first time! Woo! Yay for coming to New Zealand!

sammyking's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.kisswealthy.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

sammyking's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.kisswealthy.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

Tubereuse's picture

She is an obnoxious person. A smartass with nothing intelligent to say. I recently watched her being interviewed by Leno. She seemed to think she was very cool and funny. Leno did not seem to agree.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Miley Cyrus is always photographed with her mouth wide open or with her tongue sticking out. She clearly has a fixation of sorts and it's really disgusting, tbfh.

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So smells of dysfunctional family. At the Golden globes she's sticking her tongue out. She needs to be reeled in alot. Too much at ONLY 16....

I HATE THOSE FUCKING TO CATCH A PREDATOR SHOWS. EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW THOSE SICK FUCKS ARE SUPER LOUSEY I STILL TAKE NO FUCKING GRATIFICATION IN WATCHING SOMEONE FUCKING ELSES PUBLIC DOWNFALL. KIND OF LIKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT SHOW COPS. NEVER COULD BRING MYSELF TO WATCH THAT SHIT.

lizardo911's picture

She is just one pile of nastiness. Don't see how someone like this makes millions... Can't sing, can't act... has the fashion sense of a baboon... is uglier than the average person... I guess she must have screwed the right people, like her dad...

Yes, but WHAT is HAPPENING in her MOUTH??
Behind her teefs? It looks as though (I hope) a retainer is falling from 'grace'.
Ugh.
I work.
SHE DOES NOT WORK.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Not even an outfit fit for a crack whore,yuck!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

This fuckpig looks like she's a 30 year-old cashier at Walmart. Nastiest.fuckpig.ever.

angel_i's picture

What gets me is the 6th thumb. Frapp in one hand, cell in the other staring at the camera watching her get a pedophile...I mean a pedicure. If that's not a poster child right there, I don't know what is...

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UGH, looking at the picture that you posted up there.. only thing I can think of is
God help any guy she goes down on b/c damn.. girl has some chompers on her.
But yeah, that outfit is just gross.. it hurts my soul to look upon it.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:58am.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:55am.

BUSTED!!!

hehehe
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heathermatthews's picture

That is one tacky ensemble. Oh, well, she is young so I guess she is just doing a little experimentation, but it's not a good look for her.

DaVi's picture

Tacky Ho. BUT HER MAN LOOK GOOD. www.myspace.com/davi_tv

Khensu Hetep's picture

She can open beer bottles, but she probably can't give rockstars head without her teeth getting in the way.

And we all know that's how they all get their rock star creds too.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:55am.

BUSTED!!!

hehehe

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:47am.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:43am.

That was Judas Priest with the motorcycle on stage, Iron Maiden opened for them.
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You know. I was kinda hoping no one would call me on that:) But thanks anyway.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:48am.
Miley Cyrus paints her nails black. I mean, that's a tell tale sign that she's a rocker.

I thought that with her mouth open like that and her beaver teef she could be used to open beer bottles for some real rockers.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Miley Cyrus paints her nails black. I mean, that's a tell tale sign that she's a rocker.

Sorry, I know it's lame, but it really annoys me when all these pop bitches paint their nails black and wear Hot Topic clothes trying to be "dark".

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:43am.

That was Judas Priest with the motorcycle on stage, Iron Maiden opened for them.

Miley only opens for relatives.

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