Drunk Ass Hobo Mess
Joaquin Phoenix crawled out from under one of the Abandonded Couch's seat cushions, where he's been living, to host some party at Lavo in Las Vegas last night. They should have changed that club name to Lavado for the night, because that's what Joaquin needs to do. Preferably in a HazMat facility and in a stainless steel tub filled with RID. You know there's some mutant lice-flea-scabie creatures living on his nasty ass. Just looking at him makes my skin itch like there's tiny hobo animals burrowing into my pores.
Those are some dumb bitches who are posing that close to him. I won't feel sorry for them when they wake up with maggots in their cooch or assholes. That's what they get. If I entered a club and Joaquin was there, I would quit that bitch in a second and put in an anonymous tip to the CDC.
Sucking on his peen must be like eating a spoonful of rancid cottage cheese. You'll have to gargle with battery acid to get the taste out.
Anyway, Casey Affleck was also there last night because he's directing a documentary about Joaquin trying to break into the rap game. Yes, a fucking rapper. Sorry, but if I want to watch a drunk ass hobo try to rap, I'll take the damn subway during rush hour.
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I hope so Manimal5, it's too sad if it turns otherwise
He's a pathetic cunt. All his money and talent and he chooses to squander it away on cheap booze and drugs. There are people with a lot less means and opportunity who are able to hold it together. What a snatch face.
its nice Casey volunteered to film Joaquin's death. Heath, Dana, Brad Here I come. YAY!
Pathetic. It gives Hollywood's elite something to snicker at joke or no joke. Aimless with no direction. There are so many productive things these two can do with their fortune but yet they are standing around like bafoons making a silly documentary on rap. I guess we all know Casey has too much time on his hands now along with Joaquin.
This would be more in league with crazy college kids trying to find themselves but when you're around 35 it screams MIDLIFE CRISIS...
I know this has been said before but I'm also thinking with Wah-keen performing and Casey Affleck filming that the joke will eventually be on us.
He seems to be running around in character for some douchementary (thanks TL).
I don't really care.
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A yuppie bar, he should have went to a nice dive bar.
Is that one of River's hats? XD
Dude needs to get back into acting; there are a LOT of stock roles out there for Grizzly Adams types.
The new face of Derelict Chic.
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I really hope all his craziness is just part of this new documentary.. It would be sad to see him go down the same path as his brother and Heath Ledger, I really enjoy his acting.
I hope this hobo gets it together.
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Who's the Hilary Clinton look-alike he's hugging? With that outfit she looks like she just wandered in from bingo at The Palace Station....Ugh!
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I think the fact that his sisters are in the background laughing & his friend is filming this mess kind of gives away the fact that he is just
methud acting dudez.
I can't wait to see what this documentary thing turns out like. I must admit though the crazy eyes are pretty convincing!
I'm quite relieved to have come to this conclusion.
Enough with the dramatics Joaquin. Take a bath bro!
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Jeez. He looks like a homeless person. He needs to wash his hair and spend a week at a shelter.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:54pm.
Angel: i love shanks. i'll file down a toothbrush in a hot minute. let's roll on these bitches!
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I'm there.
(like I said - it be taking a while..they're worldwide:( )
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D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
I'm from the Dirty South, baby. I know how to get some shit done. We don't take kindly to folks using the good Lord's name to justify molesting children.
Angel: i love shanks. i'll file down a toothbrush in a hot minute. let's roll on these bitches!
I'm going to have to watch "Gladiator" again to wash this image out of my mind. Damn you.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 1:19pm.
Something tells me (when in conversation with JP) drunken & high responses from him these days are pathetic rap attempts on his part to rhyme a la Dr. Suess style.
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Ah, Socky darling. How much Borax have you snorted? Have you forgtten? DR. SUESS IS KINDERGARDEN RAP.
Gimme a beat...
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I will not eat green eggs and ham
I'll bust yo' ass, Sam I am
* frantically scratching CD*
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:42am.
angel: we need to track down these ho's...then we'll let you unleash some serious chola shit on their asses...i'll bring the sharpies
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And I'll bring the shanks!
I have the worst morbid fascination - mebbe it's cuz, like blksheep, I grew up in a fucked environment...but I poured over those docs. The guy who started that cult was SUCH AN ASS! And all them fucking followers. My heart melted for their "Chosen One". Such a nice, normal guy TRYING - really trying to find normalcy after all that shit but he couldn't get them out of his head....
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
angel: we need to track down these ho's...then we'll let you unleash some serious chola shit on their asses...i'll bring the sharpies
sounds like some L. Ron Hubbard shit to me
blksheep: i hear ya...i gotta similar story
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:19am.
you must be in psychology or counseling
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actually I came from the same kind of seriously screwed upbringing..many yrs in therapy and recovering. eh, shit happens. I hope he gets help.
Submitted by blksheep on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:20am.
i think the parents got out of the cult eventually..but after the damage was done. The cult was called the Children of God.
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OMG - I just read all about those people...Aren't they the ones whose "Chosen One" took out their most devoted secretary and killed himself? And he wanted to kill his mom and "Peter" too....
The leader of that gang be nuthin but a Dom and a pimp pretending to be a God. And depending on when his parents were involved they could be RIGHT fucked up now. They changed a lot of their practices over time because of societal pressure but they're worldwide, them hos.
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D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
i think the parents got out of the cult eventually..but after the damage was done. The cult was called the Children of God. I think it was 20/20 that did a piece about it..they allegedly sexually abuse children routinely. Look it up.
I suspect joaquin might think in his mind hes trying to be funny..or whatever..not realizing its really being fueled by madness. When you are in the middle of mental illness ..you dont know it.
anyway, thats my take.
blksheep: i think your assessment is dead on...you must be in psychology or counseling
I just read some really fucked up shit about the cult his family was in...that sex abuse stuff in the cult was true...and i didn't know he was the one who called 911 to try to save his brother when his brother OD'D...apparently he went to rehab in 2005 for alcohol...he also dated liv tyler for awhile
blacksheep: Damn that's fucked up...i didn't know about the sexual abuse part...that'll screw up person fo shur especially it's if man-boy...does JP date?...are his parents still living or have they gone to join the NAMBLA cult in sky?
I think Joaquin is seriously suffering from being bipolar and hes in a manic phase. He self medicates with drugs n alcohol but those arent his main problems. I remember when River died and there was much speculation about their family and upbringing...they were raised in a crazy cult..the parents changed their last names to phoenix....supposedly the children were sexually abused by the cult. They grew up dirt poor begging for food because the parents wouldnt work. Fast foward to being a successful actor..in the shadow of your brothers death..having money fame everything u want handed to you..and you are bound to crack. Its some seriously fucked up shit.
When the fatal overdose comes, I have no intention of getting all teary-eyed. I will only give a shit about celebrity drug deaths if there's an iPod Touch available to win for accurately guessing the date and time of the OD.
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Damn! Joaquin always had an edgy look that facilitated his sezzyness - playing the brutal incestuous young Emperor in Gladiator and then the biopic Johnny Cash; it's all just damn gone now.
Submitted by Candy on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 7:47pm.
On another note, every time I see Leo Dicaprio do his thing, I think about River. I always think that Leo is where River should have been. Sad.
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Me too. It's really sad. He was so talented...
His brother should know better, I hope this is just a pose because if it's real then it's another sad big waste of talent.
Damn, the skraculis ate right through his fucking hat.
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What's a skraculis? LOL!
I cringe every time I see recent pics of him, because I remember not too long ago when Joaquin was one of the best and handsomest actors out there...
miss his pretty face :"(
This guy's so fucked up...I like 'em!
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
I finally took a look at his pants, and that isn't just some tiny hole, that looks nasty.
He's always been a little off. That whole frog on the head thing was hilarious.
i think i gave his look a like a dollar when i lived in Seattle.
His brother overdosed right in front of him. You would think that would be enough incentive for him to stay clean. What a waste of talent.
Why is it that when men behave badly, no one cares, but when women do it, the world comes down on their heads? Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Nicole Ritchie...all these girls were brutalized by the public. But Joaquin obviously has the same drug problem they do, and he gets a documentary made about him. AND people are still saying (on this post at least) that they think he's sexy (gross, but to each his own). It doesn't seem fair he's not being treated with the same disgust as those girls were.
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While you do make a good point, the difference between Joaquin and those skanks is one very big thing: talent. While half the whores you mentioned are only famous because of mommy and daddy, Joaquin established himself as quite a talented figure in the Hollywood world. I think that's why people are a bit sympathetic towards him because he's made some great films, not to mention back in the day, he was quite handsome [[I would've hit it back then]].
I grew up crushing on Joaquin bigtime so this kinda saddens me :(
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Submitted by kacky on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 11:33pm.
Smoochies kacky. ♥♥
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Al buen entendedor, pocas palabras bastan.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:26pm.
Joaquin should change his name to "MC Boxcar Willy."
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uh oh, diet pop out my nose again!
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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:06pm.
Abandoned Couch's spawn.........so nice that abandoned couch has given birth to a baby hobo....ahhhh...the cycle of life continues....
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SHAME ON YOU! I will NOT have you speak that way about a legend...Ok, a TROUBLED legend, but a legend, none the less... who does not deserved to be compared to discarded trash...I don't usually get emotional over all this shit, but HOW DARE YOU DISS ABANDONED COUCH LIKE THAT!!! *crying tiger tears*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Abandoned Couch's spawn.........so nice that abandoned couch has given birth to a baby hobo....ahhhh...the cycle of life continues....
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Don't be fooled. It's a hobo pose. He's squeaky clean under that carefully worked hobo hat. I ain't denyin' he maybe hopped up on goofballs but he gets back in time every night to his luxury suite to take leisurely bathe. Another fakey-fake fakester.
JP's last four brain cells must have escaped thru the hole in his hat and, in an act of mercy, took the hat with them.
Is there no one in Hollywood who will get this guy some help or will they wait until he drops dead like his brother and moan about how he died before his time?
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 9:23pm.
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he's on drugs.
lots of 'em.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 8:05pm.
Thank you!! I decided to go tomorrow, so I guess Ill see. Ill Google and see what is up with Hairball's family.
Have a good night~
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I totally love it when Joaquin puts firecrackers in his hat and crotch and then breaks out his version of "That's Entertainment"!
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
islandgirl: i shoulda known you were Canadian...this is very off topic, but i gotta ask...why are Canadians funny as shit?...i'm totally serious...i just discovered those two nuts, Kenny and Spenny...Lord Jesus, is it the box wine you guys drink?
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sorry to butt in. But the secret is a combination of poutine, chocolate timbits and cinnamon sugar beavertails.
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