Beyonce Can't Keep Her Trap Shut
Earlier I posted that Beyonce will sing the first dance between Barack and Michelle Obama on inaugural night. The head bitch of the Presidential Inaugural Committee said they were trying to keep it a secret. Well, Beyonce must have ate the memo on accident or something, because she let the secret out.
She issued a statement about it to Entertainment Tonight: "I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady. To sing 'At Last' while they have their first dance is a dream come true. I could not be more honored and excited that they have asked me to be part of this moment in history."
Beyonce sang that shit at the Kennedy Honors and in that Cadillac Records movie. It sort of sounds like Etta James' version. Well, if Etta had laryngitis and sang that shit while sitting on a shaky dryer with a vibrator on her throat.
And you know Beyonce is going to release another statement that says, "I didn't release that statement! Sasha Fierce did! She can't keep a secret!" Dumb bitch with her multiple personality disorder.
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Hey, Sacha or whoever the hell you are right now... Jerry Seinfeld wants his puffy shirt back. Now, GO AWAY and KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
If only the first inaugural song should be sung by Spaghetti Cat. That would make my day.
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*hopeless moan*
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Excuse me, but the only person entitled to sing "At Last" at Obama's inauguration is Etta James.
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Hope she does ring on it.
PS. Who's that pre-op with inflated tits in the pix?
What a dumb bitch. I look forward to Karma slapping the lacefront off her bipolar ass.
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Historic Inauguration day January 20, 2009. President Obama!
She's black again. What happened?
She's getting uglier and uglier. I guess the ugly is rubbing off from her husband! LOL!
And what is with the huge goiter for a tit? Not attractive...
Jim I love you!
STFU!!!
die sasha farce die
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:36pm.
I would rather see Shane Mercado at the inaugural than her.
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I would rather see William Hung at the inaguration than Her!
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HA shes singing At Last? What, she can't pick a song from her own catalog?
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I would rather see Shane Mercado at the inaugural than her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That narcissistic ho knew what she was doing by "accidently" letting the song title slip. She practically begged to have a singing spot during the inaguration and now that she has it she is going to milk it for all it's worth. Even to the point of trying to actually steal the spotlight from the first African-American U.S. president. I really wish she wouls sit her thunder thighs down somewhere...the bottom of a well sounds like a nice place.
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sasha fierce AND horse-haired weave beyonce both should shut their traps. they both suck!
CONGRATS TO THIS FAT CUNT, I WILL BE SMOKING A JOINT, DRINKING A SAM ADAMS AND WATCHING MY CAT'S SHIT DRY IN THE POO BOX..IT WILL BE ALOT MORE FUCKING ENJOYABLE THAN LISTENING TO THIS UGLY ASS BITCH SING!!
isnt there anyone performing that has actual talent?
this means ill have to skip most of the inaugration to the actual point of swearing in.
I'm disappointed that the Obama's chose Beycaca to sing.....there are so many other singers so much more worthy of this honor......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
The reason why Be's boobs look big is because she wears clothes that are too small for her. She looks really huge in this picture...and the ugly gerbil look seems to rubbing off on her from Jay-Z (who is actually way more talented than she is in my book!)
STFU!!!
Beyonce doesn't have enough passion or soul to pull off Etta James' classic. Keep singing the disposable pop, Miss Thunder Thighs!
Christina Aguilera killed the remake of that song. Haven't heard Sasha's version.
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Tooooooo funny that her personalities couldnt keep a secret. She is NO Etta James, that' for sure and couldnt they come up w/something else if its been sang before....so lame.
How great would it be if Thunder Thighs got owned for not shutting the hell up, and got booted in favor of Jennifer Hudson?
I also would like to add how is it that Beyonce can go around saying that she has another identity, when if any of us claimed that shit, we'd be in a crazy house for being bi-polar or having schizophrenia?
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I like Beyonce but no one can sing At Last like Etta James.
it was really her only choice. did you think singing that Diva nonsense would have even been a choice?
whoever said in the last thread they should have chosen Yolanda Adams is on point. Even Kelly or Michelle would have been good choices!
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It's been too long...we miss you.
I can hear Beyonce now: "Hey Obama, how about an upgrade? I can upgrade ya!"
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - Ryan Seacrest aka The Schmuck
The best version of Etta's stunning 'At Last' is Christina's (because you know, Christina can sing, B can't)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Njph0QyXcKs
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Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:45pm.
"Am I the only one that finds her voice unemotive, screechy, and flat?"
No.
"they have asked me to be part of this moment in history."
Its more like she stalked them into letting her be apart of this. She was on every fucking tv show begging the Obama's people to pick her.
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Ho buster #1!
BeYAWNce' got her way and she still can't keep her trap shut. *rolls eyes*
~SAS
I am not sounding like the fan that I am today but for someone who has problems speaking properly in interviews, you'd think she'd take the oppourtunity to shut up the one time she has it.
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HI IG! I mean really! Beyonce? ugh.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:44pm.
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Word to your mutha! xo
Am I the only one that finds her voice unemotive, screechy, and flat?
Wow. Beyonce's crinkle-cut weave looks like Vadge's old Sascrotch.
Recycling is cool.
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
It's a beautiful song that has become so cliche. And it's even more cliche that Bemothra will be singing it.
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Chemo is not sexy
fuck her so much
I wish they'd just give her dog to Obama and settle that shit
Bitch! This shit is not about you. You should feel fucking honored to even be allowed in the front door. You know good and well they told her they wanted to keep as many details quiet as possible, but no no no, let's make this day not about the inauguration of the 44th president and the promise that may bring, but about you and you and you and you. Ugh.
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What a loser wigyonce is. She's a puppet with a 3rd grade education. I find her so pitiful. I hope her spilling the beans mean they dump her for someone a bit less arrogent/ignorant.
Way too much Beyonce coverage, MK.
She's boring.
Hahahaha that was classic...How did she not get that memo?
Also i dont like it when people say celebrities "should die" I know everything is said as a joke but that really bother me...
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Predictable.
The song AND beyonce spilling it.
Her boobs look incredibly fake in this pic. Did she have them done?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Beyonce told everyone she knows including the tabloids because she's slowly becoming irrelevant!
HA! Of course her ego blew up...it was supposed to be a surprise to everyone who was going to the inauguration but dumb bitch can't keep a secret because her ego is HUGE! And her poor doggie will slowly wither away and die because she's an ASSHOLE!
STFU!!!
It would be great if, at last, Beyonce would just die. She also needs a hammer to the head!
Sasha is not a friend of Bee!
She needs to shut her trap for good.
I mean it. no singing. not talking, no breathing