Beyonce Can't Keep Her Trap Shut
Earlier I posted that Beyonce will sing the first dance between Barack and Michelle Obama on inaugural night. The head bitch of the Presidential Inaugural Committee said they were trying to keep it a secret. Well, Beyonce must have ate the memo on accident or something, because she let the secret out.
She issued a statement about it to Entertainment Tonight: "I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady. To sing 'At Last' while they have their first dance is a dream come true. I could not be more honored and excited that they have asked me to be part of this moment in history."
Beyonce sang that shit at the Kennedy Honors and in that Cadillac Records movie. It sort of sounds like Etta James' version. Well, if Etta had laryngitis and sang that shit while sitting on a shaky dryer with a vibrator on her throat.
And you know Beyonce is going to release another statement that says, "I didn't release that statement! Sasha Fierce did! She can't keep a secret!" Dumb bitch with her multiple personality disorder.
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:39am.
She is so hard-looking, with her too-knowing expression, hard, thick makeup, and fake-looking hair. No class. Why does she belong there?
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She doesn't belong there.
Why is beyonce convinced that she is creole? She is not from Louisiana. As someone else said, she can't speak french or english particularly well. Yet, she has a song called creole extolling the virtues of this ethnicity to which she doesn't seem to belong. I don't get it.
Is "creole" the new version of "I have Indian in my family"?
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Creoles migrated to other parts of the country, so it is conceivable that she is on her mother's side. Actually, she and Solange both have the face. It was unkind of me to point out that she speaks neither French nor English well-sorry. Ha, my mother's favorite sister had a screaming fit when I mentioned Miss Butt for Brains's facial resemblance to my mother.(Mom is actually much prettier. She is from two Creole families and a nice, unpretentious old lady.)
What is the significance of "I have Indian in my family?" Don't many Americans w/roots in the South have Native American ancestry somewhere? My hus is extremely proud of his Cherokee heritage.
She is so hard-looking, with her too-knowing expression, hard, thick makeup, and fake-looking hair. Whenever she walks a red carpet, she's squeezed into a Scarlet O'Hara corset and some shiteous Armani or Versace gown that she makes look cheap and ugly. Everything is overdone, over-processed, hard, prostitutey; she's just awful. No class. Why does she belong there?
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This is what gucci said:
ha ha i know what you mean! i have several creole friends in new orleans and to them she's a disgrace; they say the only thing creole on her is her looks! lololol
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Um, no. Creole is not a synonym for "mostly white." It is the name of an ethnic group which has a dinstinct culture-language, cuisine, traditions, intense focus on family life, membership in a particular religion, etc. Creoles of color also come from Haiti-but that's another Francophone hybrid. Even the sorcery is different-New Orleans has gris-gris, Haiti has obdeah. Ex: if someone wishes for a window into the future (HA!)the Psychic Hotline isn't the place.Older ladies tell fortunes with an ordinary deck of cards-Grandma will kick ass if she sees a Tarot deck. If a girl wants to keep a guy spellbound, the trick is to bury his underwear beneath a rosebush.I won't tell the easiest way to get rid of someone of either gender-you dlisted hussies are too dangerous already.
Tell me. Does Mama Knowles ever use the word modiste? Drop hints about learning how to sew in a fancy school for girls? I NEVER watch TV.
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Beyonce is all show and no substance. She can't sing - all she does is wail off key. There must be a better way to kick of this historic inauguration!
I hate this B*tch. I can't stand her anymore nore her music. I hope THE OSCAR GIRL sings the national anthem.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:59am.
I'm more disapointed in the 150 million price tag for this fucker. At least Bush got the shit done for a measly 40 million and still received all kinds of shit for it.
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Are you fucking kidding me? 150 million for this event? This bitch and all the other attention whores better not be getting a damn DIME for being there to perform.
150 million dollars for this? Fuck!
ughhhhhhh.
Ok - so she looks a little like Etta James - so keep her for that reason in the movie - but have Aguilera sing the parts --- Aguilera does a soulful At Last way better than Beyonce ever could.
Beyonce has no depth to her voice... it's cotton candy crappy.
Solange - Kick her ass!
the_hot_chick wrote: "Why is beyonce convinced that she is creole? She is not from Louisiana. As someone else said, she can't speak french or english particularly well. Yet, she has a song called creole extolling the virtues of this ethnicity to which she doesn't seem to belong. I don't get it.
.Is "creole" the new version of "I have Indian in my family"? " - - -
She 'gets' it from her mother - Miss Tina. Miss Tina goes on Home Shopping Network and hocks her ermm...lower end Miss Tina fashions (vs. the higher end Dereon fashions). Miss Tina has mentioned a few times about her Creole ancestry.
I just figured Miss Tina was mostly white, but I guess that's not as glamorous as calling it "Creole".
I'm more disapointed in the 150 million price tag for this fucker. At least Bush got the shit done for a measly 40 million and still received all kinds of shit for it.
"no, the media isn't biased"
Why is beyonce convinced that she is creole? She is not from Louisiana. As someone else said, she can't speak french or english particularly well. Yet, she has a song called creole extolling the virtues of this ethnicity to which she doesn't seem to belong. I don't get it.
Is "creole" the new version of "I have Indian in my family"?
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I know what you mean. Some of those certain people are New Orleans Creoles.(I mean the Creoles of color,not the descendants of French or Spanish colonials.) They LOATHE her for assorted reasons, like the NOKD husband, those T & A outfits, her inability to speak English or French well, bleached hair........
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ha ha i know what you mean! i have several creole friends in new orleans and to them she's a disgrace; they say the only thing creole on her is her looks! lololol
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Poopele on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:03am.
....aparently barak doesn't care that she's the wife of an ex-drugdealer. CERTAIN people are going to have a field day with this if you know what i mean....
Barack Obama used to smoke crack, moron.
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he TRIED it you idiot. he was never in rehab nor was he ever in trouble with the law because of it so please shut up. and jz's the worse because he actually SOLD the shit and inturn, contributed to the runination of many lives.
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of course thats what happened!
why the hell am i here?
I think beyonce leaked this info on purpose: 1) because she desperately needs attention, and 2) because she probably also needed/wanted to out shine Jennifer Hudson (who was rumored to be the front runner for the inauguration performance). I also think beyonce/her father/her husband paid a lot of money to get her this performance, probably to the committee members.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
It doesn't matter how many times Beyonce sings 'At Last' or tries to plug that tired ass movie 'Cadillac Records'...
she will never be an actress, and she will never be considered a singer of any real caliber!
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As a black woman all I have to say is BOO FREAKING HISS!! Beyonce really, this must be a typo, because that girl represents around 1% of any population of people. She is not talented or sophisticated enough for this honor. And no one can't tell me that her husband didn't pay for this gig.
Seriously, why couldn't the ask some of the old schoolers like Barbara Streisand, Roberta Flack, Carly Simon, heck I would have even settled for Alicia Keys. But Beyonce who is more known for gaping her legs open then singing is the worst choice ever!
go away already.
Oh i'm so sick of her. I can't wait till people are sick of her. My dream is for beyonce to become a hasbeen and homeless and Solange to be a star.
i HATE beyonce. i simply hate her and i can't wait until she's either disembowled or pushed in front of a bus.
Submitted by NativeNYker: "I can't take me one more grueling and painful experience of that thing gurgling that song"
LOL!
please let this bitch get bumped for Jennifer Hudson or Etta James herself
....aparently barak doesn't care that she's the wife of an ex-drugdealer. CERTAIN people are going to have a field day with this if you know what i mean....
Barack Obama used to smoke crack, moron.
Horse Headed Beyonce is to sing this song - again? Why couldn't they just get Etta to sing it? I can't take me one more grueling and painful experience of that thing gurgling that song.
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Someone needs to get on the horn to Etta stat!! This is not even funny when the woman is still alive and some chump like Bouncy rolls in wanting to sing the Etta song. Where's my 9?
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Crazy bitch will probably start thinking she's Marilyn Monroe and start singing "Happy Birthday." XD
thank God she isn't singing that damn annoying ass single ladies song. I do not want to see her nasty ass dancing in that leotard. seriously, why does she think people want to see her camel toe?
I tell you what, when a woman is finally elected President, the whole world better make as big a deal as this "first man of color" or I'm going to get an attitude.
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 12:40am.
aparently barak doesn't care that she's the wife of an ex-drugdealer. CERTAIN people are going to have a field day with this if you know what i mean.
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I know what you mean. Some of those certain people are New Orleans Creoles.(I mean the Creoles of color,not the descendants of French or Spanish colonials.) They LOATHE her for assorted reasons, like the NOKD husband, those T & A outfits, her inability to speak English or French well, bleached hair........
Saw a picture of her in costume for Dreamgirls and she has a Creole face.(In fact,her face resembles my mother's with a pound of paint to cover freckles.)Can't deny she's of the tribe, even if Mama Knowles can't spell.
Like I said, little Shura might have requested her presence.
Dana Owens is the queen but Etta is the EMPRESS.
I'd love to see her rock the house, even if she showed up higher than Amy Winehouse's old beehive.
I read somewhere that Aretha Franklin will perform in the same set as Itzac Perlman. Great, now stuff a beignet in Miss Tits for Brains's mouth and call Kathleen Battle, Jessye Norman,and Winton Marsalis.
Topanga, Molotov Cocktease, Hekki, Candy, Kaylee,Crass Ass and No Words-I agree.Perhaps Alexandra Obama chose her.("We have the same nickname,Daddy!)Obama can't say no to the little dimpled minx, as if anyone could.
Hahaha my husband medntioned that Sacha is the Russian diminutive for Alexander, the female version is Shura. Then he said that if she were called Shura, some dumbass would think it was "Muslim" or that Obama is a communist.
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your avi is hideous. beyonce looks like an absolute fool!
why the hell am i here?
why wasnt the real etta james asked to perform??
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oh please everyone knows she's picking up jennifer hudsons leftovers.
why the hell am i here?
fuck sasha Fierce. That shit is boring and tacky all over.
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aparently barak doesn't care that she's the wife of an ex-drugdealer. CERTAIN people are going to have a field day with this if you know what i mean.
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I'd rather see Gay Gayken sing, "What Kind of Fool am I".
Or Wino singing, "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
than watch Bouncey put me to sleep.
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Submitted by Kaylee on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:54pm.
"they have asked me to be part of this moment in history."
Its more like she stalked them into letting her be apart of this. She was on every fucking tv show begging the Obama's people to pick her.
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you got it. and its rumored that she had to shell out a lot of money to BO campagin because LOTS of people are against her being there. she begged to and her name being listed as one of the performers only a few days ago says alot. she's nothing but trash. complete and utter trash.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
I would rather go blind than see her at the Inaguration.
And when asked if they could have someone completely lacking in talent perform at his inauguration, Obama answered "Yes, we can."
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Can't stand Bouncy...she doesn't deserve to sing at the Inaguaration. First decision Obama has made that I don't agree with.
Hope she suffers a massive charlie horse while crack dancing in front of President Obama. Why? Cause I hate the bitch.
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She's one of the people I'm personally sick of hearing and seeing about (the DirectTV ads pushed me over the edge, the Upgrade necklace in her mouth was too much)
I'm ok with her music, it's her acting that is truly appalling.
bouncey has no business at the inaguration and has no business singing "at last"...who keeps filling her head with this nonsense....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
This chick and her father are some sorry muthafuckas. While everybody else waited patiently to be called by Obama's committee, this chick was out begging like a pitiful ass fool, not realizing the committee was already looking at her to participate in the Inauguration celebration.
The begging proves she's not doing it for Obama, she's doing it for herself and why is she singing At Last? Etta James could be there to sing it herself.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:45pm.
LMAO at "Bemothra"!
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Submitted by TOPANGA: "She practically begged to have a singing spot during the inaguration and now that she has it she is going to milk it for all it's worth. Even to the point of trying to actually steal the spotlight from the first African-American U.S. president."
You nailed it, Topanga.
Honestly, I can't think of a singer now who deserves to sing at the inauguration.
Okay, I like some of her songs, but I think someone a little less "Hollywood" and a little more respectable or serious or classically trained should sing at the inauguration. I can't think of anyone else at the moment, but... Beyonce is a little too flashy and superficial for such a dignified and historic occasion.
i KNEW she was going to sing that...sheesh, try something original
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:39pm.
She needs to shut her trap for good.
I mean it. no singing. not talking, no breathing
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