Spaghetti Cat Is Dlisted Hot Slut Of 2008!!!!!!!!!
The whores of Dlisted have spoken! Spaghetti Cat has been crowned Hot Slut of 2008 with a total of 21,210 votes! Spaghetti Cat only got 116 more votes than Rojo Caliente. This was a death match to the end! Bitches from both campaigns e-mailed me with accusations of voter fraud! There will not be a recount. Spaghetti Cat is the winner. I mean, last year's "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price has already handed over her crown, sash and royal dildo.
If Spaghetti Cat is unable to fulfill his duties or he runs out of 9 lives, Rojo Caliente will be crowned as his replacement. I will get drunk on Bud at Home Depot in Chelsea tonight to mourn Rojo's loss.... One day my no-heart will go on.....
While I try to heal, let's all congratulate Spaghetti Cat as our 4th Hot Slut of the Year following in the slutsteps of Bai Ling, Harvey Price and international supermodel Phoebe Price.
Thanks to all you skanks for voting! And also thanks to everyone who submitted a Hot Slut request in '08!
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
heart broken again. first Sarah Palin is robbed, now rojo caliente! no!!!!!
Oh bright new day.... Obama won, and so did Spaghetti Cat.
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"But HE pulled into my spot, so I had to kill him and his kids..."
Recount! It is a dark day here in Dlisted land. Team Rojo!!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
spaghetti cat ruined it fo me. i wanted to share its fame to day with this hotass barkeeper and he just looked at me like i am insane.
that is uncool.
this makes me one happy kitty kat!
Submitted by Dashiki on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 11:00pm.
La pequena shall rise like the phoenix from the flames!!!!
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YES!~ Viva La Revolucion!
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
La pequena shall rise like the phoenix from the flames!!!!
I voted for Spaghetti Cat, even though Rojo is tons cooler, because I figure Rojo doesn't really WANT to be a hot slut - she just wants to live her life and love on SATC's Miranda. But Spaghetti Cat is a dirty famewhore and he wants this shit. So much that he probably rigged the election, but who cares? He's cool too.
after much partying with a drunk Garfield at Poppas Pasta Palace Spaghetti Cat made a phone call to the LOSERS. Saying ""Meow the best cat won. Suck on it!!
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Take Care Now :)
People, People. When an election is this close, yes it's going to cause some bitterness but let's not let this divide us but rather unite us.
Oh who am I kidding? My torch for Rojo is still burning bright.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
I'm sick of spaghetti cat at this point. I voted Rojo. I'm pissed!
YAY~;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYhPWMEHKA0&feature=related
i weep for you
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:42am.
I demand a recount.
Examine the ballots.
Call the election commission.
It's all Florida's fault.
Call the attorneys.
Alert the Supreme Court.
Rojo Caliente should have won!
It's ALWAYS Florida!
It's done. Go Sketti(in best Eeyore voice)YaY!
I've heard that once you go cat you don't go back.
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Oh and I voted for the cat, I always vote for the animal.
I want a black cat! I miss having one. I've had like two in my life but I want another one. That cat is so cute. I have a tabby cat. She has pretty green eyes.
I AM WEEPING FOR JOY!!!! This is a wonderful day in the neighborhood. A Beautiful day in the neighborhood......ALL HAIL SPAGHETTI CAT!!! *mind you I would LOVE to have seen Abandoned Couch wear the tiara and sash of Hot Sluttiness...but we will not revisit that *sigh* *
It was a wonderful hard fought campaign with much mud slinging and witch fuckery....my kinda fun!
Congradulations to the Spaghetti Cat....you made me chuckle.....you made me cry *shooda been Abandoned Couch*...you brought out the worst in me...and that is always a good thing!
Cheers!
WHERE'S THE OPEN BAR!!!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are trying to crash the party!!!
Yay!!!
Weirdness - I thought other hos were calling her Rojo too...
File this under: See it to believe it! Page Six claims Rojo Caliente's true love, Cynthia Nixon, went and got her titties done! A source said that soon after "Hags In The " came out, Cynthia and her co-star Kristin Davis checked into Roosevelt Hospital for a little work.
The source said, "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed. They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week."
Yeah, who cares about Kristin! That ho
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♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Here's an interesting piece on info:
The Original Rojo Caliente is from Saskatchewan...?
I think.
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Spaghetti Cat is a masterpiece. The little nin-nin will never know how big of a star he/she is!
All you hanging chads need to bow to the kitteh and stop drinking the Haterade.
"What's up pussy cat? Meow, meow, meow..."
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Armpits and legs are not genitalia. Actually, if you can't tell the difference, then maybe YOU need to go get a physical, STAT.--foxiezombie
I dont know how many times I voted for Sketty. Rojo gives me the creeps; everyone loves Sketty.
I QUIT THIS BITCH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 Oz
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
YES! YES! HOT DAMN YES! Sketty won, aww, I'm livin my life like its Golden!
I hope Rojo likes felines at least...nothing wrong with liking pussay.
I demand a recount.
Examine the ballots.
Call the election commission.
It's all Florida's fault.
Call the attorneys.
Alert the Supreme Court.
Rojo Caliente should have won!
(Oops, I forgot to vote.)
btw Spaghetti Cat should be the new vice pres., not Biden
Spaghetti cat, I wept for your win! Happy tears!
WOOOHOOOOOO SPAGHETTI CAT I VOTED FOR YOU, FOR 3 OR 4 HOURS CONTINUOUSLY TILL THE END!!!!
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NEVER GAVE UP ALTHOUGH MY CANADIAN FINGERS WERE BLEEDING FROM ALL THE CLICKING!!!!
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BOWING TO THE NEW QUEEN*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:11am.
Cats are SHARP! Srsly.
A friend of mine had a cat that tried to jump up on their bed in the middle of the night. It didn't quite make it and hooked a claw/s into her husband's foreskin and scrote as it slid off the bed. Oucha. HA!
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And the 'My Favourite Story of the Night' Award goes toooo... lol!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:50am.
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Ha! I was laughing and relieved that I was not the only kid who loved to play with a dime between her teefs. Now I can barely fit my pinky nail in between to get out spinach and steak. I kinda miss my gap actually. lmao
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:42am.
Oooohhhh....
*embarrased* Stop pointing out my oversights!
*runs away crying*
Kiddeeeng :)
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MyTC?
Hello? We have the same childhood! *chuckle*
"Submitted by on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:54am.
Sandy, I have a small gap in my two upper fronts but my wisdom teeth shoved the gap closer so now it's barely there but it used to look HUGE to me. I used to love to put a dime in my gap. Damn. I was such a weird kid now that I think about it."
I weren't makin' no fun atchya. Some people find gaps sexy...I hated mine. :)
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:36am.
*embarrased* Stop laughing at me!
*runs away crying*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:19am.
I had a gap when I was little that could fit a 10c piece in. When mah big teefs came in... gap gone. And I'm HOT! Well that's what my cousin says but he told me not to tell anyone he said that.
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Ah hahahahaha! hahahahaha! ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
*breath*
Ah hahahahaha! hahahahaha! ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
*tear*
Ah hahahahaha! hahahahaha! ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Team Rojo!
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:25am.
What was that? Couldn't hear anything over the banjo.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:19am.
Well that's what my cousin says but he told me not to tell anyone he said that.
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You're from Alabama?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:54am.
==They're gonna be falling out soon so time is limited to poke fun.
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*points and laughs*
I had a gap when I was little that could fit a 10c piece in. When mah big teefs came in... gap gone. And I'm HOT! Well that's what my cousin says but he told me not to tell anyone he said that.
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Speaking of cats, my dog tells me it's walkays, poopays, cat skeering time in the hood. The dog rules!
Later cat lovers.
Congrats to Spaghetti Cat!
But, I was on Team Rojo! I wanna get eatin' out by that man!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:59am.
Cats are SHARP! Srsly.
A friend of mine had a cat that tried to jump up on their bed in the middle of the night. It didn't quite make it and hooked a claw/s into her husband's foreskin and scrote as it slid off the bed. Oucha. HA!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:04am.
BWWAAHHHAAAA!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 3:02am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:58am.
*sigh* OK TV, just how big is Madonna's gap?
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There's a donkey ride that'll take you all the way to the bottom, provided that the donkey doesn't die first.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:58am.
*sigh* OK TV, just how big is Madonna's gap?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:58am.
Really, who gets a gold tooth but doesn't go wide enough to fill the gap?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:58am.
Michael Strahan, of the soon to be unseated NY Giants. Also, Madonna's mouth also has a large gap.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:30am.
@2C - what can a cat gonna do for an encore now? Nuffin, nada! Take a shit is about it. Has a cat ever dug anyone out of the snow? NO. Has a cat ever gone the growl on Cynthia Nixon? NO.
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my cat bites me if i oversleep and forget to feed him.
and his bites draw blood.
That has to count for something.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:51am.
Hmmm, right you are. Did some googling and we have another candidate. Mike Tyson. And one of his front gappy teefs is gold! Game on.
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