Vadge's Bush Is Up For Sale!
Oh 1979. It was so much easier back then. You didn't have to worry about losing partial feeling in your puss lips from getting them waxed or cutting your nutsack from shaking your hand while shaving that shit. You could let the forest grow freely. That's what Vadge did and there's a picture on the auction block to prove it!
You've probably already seen this shit, because it was in Playboy back in 1985, so it's lived on the internet for a while.
The picture was taken in 1979 when Vadge needed quick cash to buy shit (razors were obviously not on her list). It was taken by Lee Friedlander. He said he paid her around $25 for the shoot. The other 5 pictures in the series already sold for $7,170 in 2003. This one is expected to get anywhere from $10k to $15k at Christies. Yes, $10,000 for hairy snatch! Vadge's bush o'plenty can be yours on February 12th.
Nowadays, Vadge couldn't grow hair down there if she fucking threw some Rogaine at it. That's where nutsacks go to die.
Anyway, see where Bigfoot used to live after the jump. I don't have to tell you that Vadge's vintage Sascrotch is NSFW. JUMP!!!
Thanks Ellen
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Submitted by britegray on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:27pm.
You can zoom with this link.
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I am bitch-slapping myself for even THINKING of clicking on that link.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
You can zoom with this link.
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I need to bleech my eyes now.....AAAAAAARG!
((secretly snickering))
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
Sheeps, you mean this?? NSFW
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
Sheeps, you mean this?? NSFW
I did not neet to see THAT. EVER. yikes!!!
that lady's "landing strip" could bring in a 747!!!
DAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMMNNNNN!
hugs y'all
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I didn't even know they MADE mohair panties. Plus, I just sorta threw up a little bit.
Oh god that is probably what mine would look like if I let it grow out. Us Persians are a hairy bunch of people. I shave everything: arms, legs, pits, bush. The reason I do it is completely shallow: I have black hair and fair skin when I am not tanning, it really stands out and I was made fun of for it as a child, so to this day, I am self-conscious of being so hairy. When I came of age, the whole bare down there thing was all the rage so I did it too, and I have been doing it for so many years, that I just prefer it that way. I do think that a little hair is coming back into style though. I agree, to shave or not to shave, who cares? But to say that it's creepy to be bare is a little over the top.
Sheeps, you mean this?? NSFW
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh43/euriques23/huge-hairy-bush.jpg
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:08pm.
No worries. My vision suddenly went out.
She should have put a patten on that.
Ferbie totally ripped that bitch off.
Dearest Sheeps,
I meant blushing. Sorry I came on top of you...
8-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
oh my fucking god. i couldn't even grow that much hair even if i tried, not that i want to or anything. and those armpits. disgusting. shave that shit.
I din't even know hair grew THAT far down there...
Color me sheepish.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:37pm.
I have a John Deere de-thatcher in my garage that I don't think could handle that yard.
hahahaha. Ever see that pic that Sluttsville has (NOT her!) of an old woman against a barn with the world's grandest bush? OMG....
Meh, I say shave, don't shave. Do whatever the hell you want, but don't expect everyone to find it esthetically pleasing. You can't please everyone. So do what you think suits your needs best. No need to defend. It's your body. If you want to shave everything on it BUT your snatch, that ain't no one's beeswax. So, it ain't no one's beeswax if you wanna shave your cooter either. Me, I'll never have a bald beaver. It's just too itchy and too much maintenance. Hell, I don't even shave the pits in the winter times, unless I'm getting the sexy, then I will. But I dated a guy who found it hot that I had hairy pits. I wouldn't let him see them though...Oddly enough he liked a VERY groomed snatch. Go figure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hahaha, jazzfish!! You're on a roll today. :)
What? No jokes about Bush hiding weapons of mass destruction?
Lourdes looks exactly like her here.
I'd go gay before I would bang this self centered, no talent egotistica sea hag.
Her daughter looks so much like her that I want to trow up, just of the tought.. and you know Lourdes is going to be in a hairy situation as well
Wookie alert!
I have no problem with hairy pussies, but she could have tamed that furry monster a little bit.
The pits definitely have to go. Smells nasty.
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It's ok, SickKitten, I said it too. lol.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
God, all this fighting about pussy bush. I like to shave mine bare, I'm not creepy, or twisted, and neither is my fiance weird or twisted. I find that I have more sensation when I'm shaved.
But that doesn't mean I give a rat's ass about women who keep a full bush. Just don't bather on about how being bare is creepy. It's annoying.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:28pm
Yeah I did. But I got that quote from "House" and I thought it was hilarious. It's incredible and scary the amount of people you run into that have gotten chemo...
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Chemo is not sexy
I dunno when I shower at the gym I think the bald cooter trend is starting to go out of style. Of course it is winter and most women probably have a fuck it, I ain't shavin' it til swimsuit season attitude. As far the guys out there who bitch about going down on a woman with pubes...be grateful you're eating pussy at all and shut the fuck up...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I have a John Deere de-thatcher in my garage that I don't think could handle that yard.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:23pm.
As far as comparing armpit hair to pubic hair, they BOTH are sex characteristics, something you get for going through puberty. It doesn't matter if one is located on the genitals and the other is not. It ALL grew because of hormones. We specifically shave our pits to erase that secondary sex characteristic, so we don't smell like...adult human beings. It's incredibly hypocritical to accuse those who enjoy shaved snatches as "perverted" "pedophiles" etc. Different people have different standards, and yours is not necessarily correct.
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THANK YOU! It irks me when people say hair on legs/arms is "nasty". Then theres this picture and everybody says ITS NATURAL!!!!!1!!
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
"Different people have different standards, and yours is not necessarily correct."
Never said they were, and yours certainly aren't.
As for making assumptions as to why American women shave, the reasons will vary for each woman and don't necessarily fit into some dopey *standard* that you read in a book. And again, you miss my point...armpits are not genitalia.
Never mind, rant on with your so-called readings and theories from books blah blah blah whatever.
I trim my stuff, I don't like being hairless because it's itchy and gets sweaty, and no I don't like the look of it. My husband likes it shaved but I don't. And I do NOT think that the fact he likes it shaved makes him a perve or pedo. I can see why men would prefer a shaved woman. And having a bit of hair helps disguise the hysterectomy scar from when I had tumors and had to have the surgery several years ago. So there.
And with that, see y'all later, have to go cook.
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - Ryan Seacrest aka The Schmuck
I don't have a bush like Madge but I do find when it is shaved, OMG, I'm saying this but- I come harder.
I would have paid Madonna 25 dollars to keep her clothes ON! Damn, homegirl could start a forest fire down there and it would most definitly spread to her pits. Talk about fire crotch.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
The crabs of 1979 must have loved that bush.
Ewww that snatch looks like a wild animal took up house in her crotch.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
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Word, Billie!
And to think she did this for 25 stinkin' bucks.
As far as comparing armpit hair to pubic hair, they BOTH are sex characteristics, something you get for going through puberty. It doesn't matter if one is located on the genitals and the other is not. It ALL grew because of hormones. We specifically shave our pits to erase that secondary sex characteristic, so we don't smell like...adult human beings. It's incredibly hypocritical to accuse those who enjoy shaved snatches as "perverted" "pedophiles" etc. Different people have different standards, and yours is not necessarily correct.
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Exactly my point, but you say it more nicely
If you don't know the difference, ask your doctor, or consult a medical book. Armpits and legs are not genitalia. Actually, if you can't tell the difference, then maybe YOU need to go get a physical, STAT. I'm assuming you're female. If not, well then that explains your comment anyway. LOL
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You make it sound like genitalia is bad. I just don't see why it's ok to shave everything else bare BUT your genitals. What's the big deal? You're still a woman.
Submitted by Billie on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:10pm.
I agree! Leave a little something to show that you're a woman and not a pre-pubescent child, I think a shaved snatch is creepy.
And as for the person who said it's a double-standard that it's okay to shave armpits and legs and not pubes off...uh no. Your armpits and legs aren't your GENITALIA. That's our point.
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It's exactly statements like "shaved snatch is creepy" that irk me. To me, it shows me that American women are very uncomfortable with their bodies, particularly their genitalia. They can't bear to have anyone look at that part and find it attractive. Maybe they feel too vulnerable, maybe it's a remnant of our puritanical roots. It's completely a cultural hangup. I remember reading a book by a female sociology professor from England. She went to South Asia and one time, the lady who's house she was staying at caught a glimpse of her in the bath. The English woman had never shaved her pubic area, and the Asian woman was shocked beyond belief and told her that even the poorest woman would be clean down there as a matter of everyday grooming. For the Asian woman, it was savage to have a full bush.
As far as comparing armpit hair to pubic hair, they BOTH are sex characteristics, something you get for going through puberty. It doesn't matter if one is located on the genitals and the other is not. It ALL grew because of hormones. We specifically shave our pits to erase that secondary sex characteristic, so we don't smell like...adult human beings. It's incredibly hypocritical to accuse those who enjoy shaved snatches as "perverted" "pedophiles" etc. Different people have different standards, and yours is not necessarily correct.
Madonna's bod used to be so hot.
Funny - she got enough bush you don't gotta blank that out? LOL!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
The issue is not just that bare pussy may look like a child's, but the pressure that's being put on women for wanting to keep their hair down there. Ultimately, people have their own opinions about this and I respect that. I didn't want to offend anyone.
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Chemo is not sexy
I don't know why this didn't occur to me before..the title of this thread is "Vadge's Bush Is Up For Sale!"... yes, so what's new? LOL she's been selling it for years.
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - Ryan Seacrest aka The Schmuck
that's one scary bush
I hate goin down on a chick and her coochie is a forest...my tongue just gives up and says 'fuck this shit!'
Her face is scarier than her bush.
Who was the first man to venture into that forest anyway? I hope he brought a machette.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
I'll never complain about Lourdes's mustache again.
It wouldn't be so bad if she had just trimmed it some...you can see that forest creeping down the inside if her thigh....PREPARING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - Ryan Seacrest aka The Schmuck
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:14pm.
Omg, does it have teeth?
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I dunno...she could have been hiding three dicks, a VHS video, the kitchen sink and some Geico Cavemen in there for all I know but that bush definitely deserves its own zip code.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:42pm.
WTF? Is she giving birth to a Scotch Terrier?
O...M....G...!!!! Toooo fUnNy!!!
I find it so strange to see a full on bush forest like that. Just shows how much ideas change over time. I hope this look never comes back in fashion - I could NEVER grow a carpet like that!
I'm a bit baffled as to where her areolas are...?!? They are so small. Woah!
It looks like she's got a poodle in a head-lock.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I'm fairly certain there's a dick in there somewhere.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Omg, does it have teeth?
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