Oprah Smoked Crack In The 80s....Allegedly
Oprah's ex-boyfriend Randolph Cook has esophageal cancer and is dying so he decided to write a tell-all where he claims The Mighty O did a little crack in the 80s. And no, I'm not talking about Gayle King's crack. She's still doing that. I'm talking about crack CRACK: Wino's best friend 4 EVA.
In his book (which will obviously be on Oprah's Book Club) The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, Randolph said he did coke with Oprah while boning her in 1984. Oprah admitted on her show to doing coke when she was in her 20s in the 1970s. She blamed it on her obsession with some dude.
But Randolph told The National Enquirer Oprah taught him how to smoke crack and the two freebased together for about six-months. He also said Oprah was still doing crack while doing her show. He writes, "Americans have placed Oprah on a pedestal that has been seemingly invincible until now."
If only Oprah had a "Favorite Things" list back in the 80s. Crack would definitely be on that list. But seriously, who didn't smoke crack in the 80s? I kept that shit in my She-Ra lunchbox and we used to light up after Dodgeball games.
If Oprah was doing crack in the 80s, wouldn't that bitch be skinny as fuck? Wait! That would explain this picture. She should've wheeled on a big crack rock instead. And Randolph should go ahead and choose which picture he would like to be display on milk cartons, because Oprah is going to make his ass disappear.
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I will say, this dude is a fucking tool for blaming someone else for his addiction.
Thats pretty outlandish. Everyone got their first hit from SOMEONE, it doesn't make it their fault.
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Oh, the eighties!!!! The money was flowing and so was everything else!
This pic is priceless !!!! whoever did this is a genius !!! LMAO !!! Looks like me at home ...lol
Who the crack cares? I don't dislike the almighty O (prah...the other is to die for) I just don't get the cultish attention.
As for dude, is he trying to blame O for his throat getting jacked up from blazing the crack.
What "Nobody says No to the O".
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She wants to be thin because that's the ONE thing in life she can't have...a hot body.
Whereas, I'm hot, thin, and earn middle-class wages. Life sure ain't fair and balanced. LOL!
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The picture is obviously photoshopped. Gayle would have tidied up the dump and had Calvin Klein linens on the futon....and that is somebody else's pussy........
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Great book title!
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OMG!! I had a She-Ra lunchbox too!! But I didn't store crack in it. Only Ssips brand juice boxes, chips, and Bologna sandwiches.
I used to watch her show years ago. once she was talking about a guy she dated in nashville. when he was breaking up with her, she grabbed his keys and threw them in the toilet so he couldn't leave. she loved him and wanted to marry him. she said he fished the keys out and went on his way... and later, so did she. I wonder if that's who this is.
Shit, everybody did drugs in the 80s, Oprah included
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Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:26pm.
haha yes!! that movie is so freakin awesome :)
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O? A closeted hypocrite? No way, man.
Yeah I kept mine in my Strawberry Shortcake strawberry-shape house - where else? Ah MK you and your She-ra lunchbox are making me LMAO again today!
Oprrah doing drugs is like announcing that Oprah is fat. Everyone knows this. When he has some dirt on O that no one knows about then he can talk, until then STFU!
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Who cares indeed? What a spiteful asshole, (with lousy timing I might add)!
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Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:30pm.
WHY DOESN'T SHE GET GASTRIC BYPASS ALREADY???
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If I was richer than God I wouldn't even give a fuck about being fat. She can afford to get all her clothes custom made WHY does she give a damn about being thin?
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Dude got some minerals since he was fitted for his wooden overcoat.
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Oprah on Crack....That helps explain the movie Beloved. If the dude wasn't dying already, his time on this earth would be short for disrepecting the almighty, all powerful Oprah. I fear for my own life for dissing Beloved.
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:29pm.
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this is probably a lame guess, but izzat Joe Strummer in your avie?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:27pm.
Yet another diet that failed to have lasting effect.
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WHY DOESN'T SHE GET GASTRIC BYPASS ALREADY???
That is how she lost all the weight!
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Submitted by Jaded - the original on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:25pm.
I know a lot of people are really "into" Oprah and watch her show religiously, but I have never found her that fascinating.
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Gawd, I know. The OPruh Cult. I don't get it. Can't stand it, H8TE her magazine. Like what azz-clown puts her own damn face ON EVERY COVER?? the least she could do is put gayle, the dude she's dating, and her pets. Or maybe a montage of all her jewelry. How about just an outfit that she might wear, minus her head and body?? I'd even be glad to see a photo of her barfroom gracing the cover.
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It's interesting that the release of this book coincides with her latest diet and bid to get into shape. BECAUSE SHE'S GOING BACK TO CRACK! You know it! It's kismet, I tell you. FATE!
Oh, Oprah. How I loathe thee and have orgasms when Kathy Griffin talks about your big ghetto ass.
"I geeeeeeeeeeeeettt it, peeeeeeeeeeeeoplllllllllllllleeeeeeeee!"
Christ, I hate this bitch.
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Yet another diet that failed to have lasting effect.
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:12pm.
I cant wait for her reaction
*evil laugh*
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I know, huh?!?!? She's so F---ing BUSTED!!
Remember in American Beauty when Kevin Spacey catches his wife Annette Bening canoodling with the King of Real Estate at the Drive through?
Ha! That's funny - that totally looks like Oprah being Amy. LOL!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
I know a lot of people are really "into" Oprah and watch her show religiously, but I have never found her that fascinating.
As far as the man writing the "tell-all", well, he chose to reveal the dirt that he had on her for either spite or money - or both.
But seriously, who didn't smoke crack in the 80s?
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Bah, I bet no one will care. Everyone who idolizes her will deny it, and everyone else probably doesn't give a rats patootie. Can he really write a book over 40 pages long about that? Or is is a picture book?
If she was a smart coke ho she'd pay this fool off and enjoy her shiot in peace pipe heaven.
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Yup...Oprah admitted to doing cocaine years ago. I was so very young but I recall her saying this on her show.
Anyways, This guy is pathetic- I mean does he really think that anyone gives a shit what Oprah has done be it crack or horse nut juice? Oprah is one of the most generous people in the world and definitely the most giving in Hollyweird. *sigh*
She's always said when asked about if she would ever run for President that no she wouldn't because she wouldn't want old shit (well she didn't say that) being brought up. This is indeed old shit (80's? Seriously) that may not be true but Oprah like all the rest of us is human which means she too can make mistakes.
Awww I had a She-Ra lunchbox too! I miss it. As for Oprah, don't care. She can get as crackie as her heart desires.
She already admitted that on her show a few years ago. Who cares?
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:20pm.
I was wondering where this pic was taken too
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the pic is fake.. its from planethiltron.. they put celeb heads on trash photos.. awesome site, funny stuff
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Wow good photoshopping
this pic is hilarious
Crack-O!!! hahahahahah
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Maybe she did an in-home interview with basement baby
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I was wondering where this pic was taken too...and when? Doesn't really look like a place Oprah would spend time in. And she looks awfully cozy too. Very strange.
Give Crack a Chance!
Who's dorm room was this picture taken at?
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this dude is gonna make a boatload man
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tee hee xxyxz. Best part of that movie.
That and the "My finger hurts" shit cracks me up every time
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There are two things I dislike here. One is the way people IDOLIZE celebrities with a passion. I just can't grasp that, just completely fucking delusional and stupid. They expect these celebrities to be all saint-like and perfect and will not accept they are humans and humans have "flaws". Just look at the "claymates" and the "brangeloonies" just to name a few. Stupid brainless sheepish humans should be shot. They are the biggest flaw in humanity. Honestly.
The second thing I dislike from this story is what the fuck is this dude expecting from this tell-all. So this miserable man knew Oprah a long time ago, they broke up, he's dying now and writes a tell-all book. What the fuck is that for? the money? is it to pay for his funeral? is he that dirt poor he's selling his "story" for some cash?. Or is it just the attention whoring before expiring? Or is he so damn resentful he wants to stab her in the back before he dies?. Either way, people who write tell-alls are so fucking pathetic. Period. But the king Quick Buck is too powerful, I think.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
The price is wrong,Bitch
obviously, she didn't smoke enough
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I was at the grocery store last night and the Enquirer said she's relapsed on coke. Um, are they blind? Bitch does NOT look coked out.
MK didn't mention that the guy was dying of some disease that he blames on Oprah (something to do with the crack). I think he wants some cash so he can check out of this world in style.
If Oprah did crack, which she'd deny, it was in the 80s! 'Oprah' wasn't the show it was today, it was Jerry Springer back in the day.
OH SNAP!! Someone who doesn't give a shit about Ope's money is spilling the (coke) beans.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
OPRAH! Give Crack away to your studio audience on a weight watchers episode!!!
Crack that Pasta Pussy!!!
POP! Goes My Heart!