Oprah Smoked Crack In The 80s....Allegedly
Oprah's ex-boyfriend Randolph Cook has esophageal cancer and is dying so he decided to write a tell-all where he claims The Mighty O did a little crack in the 80s. And no, I'm not talking about Gayle King's crack. She's still doing that. I'm talking about crack CRACK: Wino's best friend 4 EVA.
In his book (which will obviously be on Oprah's Book Club) The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, Randolph said he did coke with Oprah while boning her in 1984. Oprah admitted on her show to doing coke when she was in her 20s in the 1970s. She blamed it on her obsession with some dude.
But Randolph told The National Enquirer Oprah taught him how to smoke crack and the two freebased together for about six-months. He also said Oprah was still doing crack while doing her show. He writes, "Americans have placed Oprah on a pedestal that has been seemingly invincible until now."
If only Oprah had a "Favorite Things" list back in the 80s. Crack would definitely be on that list. But seriously, who didn't smoke crack in the 80s? I kept that shit in my She-Ra lunchbox and we used to light up after Dodgeball games.
If Oprah was doing crack in the 80s, wouldn't that bitch be skinny as fuck? Wait! That would explain this picture. She should've wheeled on a big crack rock instead. And Randolph should go ahead and choose which picture he would like to be display on milk cartons, because Oprah is going to make his ass disappear.
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Submitted by Incognito on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 5:56pm.
this isn't news...
Oprah herself has admitted to the following things:
I don't follow O's career, but isn't it possible she said some of those things to garner attention and sympathy? Are they verified at all?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:20pm.
We joined AA many years ago and have been totally free of alcohol and ALL mood altering drugs - 'doctor prescribed' or not - for more than 30 years. We never got to try coke or crack or tina or any of those things!
Discuss!
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Interesting comment, Mrs.Campbell. Love the name.
I don't understand the hallucinagenics.WHY?? I have hallucinated off and on for three decades during migraines. Also, if you have accupuncture and go for the "bright house" point, the headrush is overwhelming.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:30pm.
WHY DOESN'T SHE GET GASTRIC BYPASS ALREADY???
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If I was richer than God I wouldn't even give a fuck about being fat. She can afford to get all her clothes custom made WHY does she give a damn about being thin?
VANITY.
She's tired of Kim Kard asking to borrow her old jeans.
VANITY.
She wants Mandigo love w/Pres. Elect Obama
(MAD TV Obama/Hillary _Umbrella Spoof"_)
VANITY.
She wants designer clothing, shoes, accessories, and while Lane Bryant is happy to oblige, Karl Lagerfeld is not.
VANITY.
Nasty girls/It's time to dance!
and omg that house! is that gayle's?!
if oprah has her bff/cootie bumper for life living in that dump, gayle should drop her ass immediately!
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this isn't news...
Oprah herself has admitted to the following things:
Unfortunately being raped
Unfortunately being molested by a family member
I think she had an abortion or a child she gave u
She has been the "other woman" before (said this with barbera walters... it was there only thing in common)
and CRACK.
she said all this shit in various interviews and on her show.
people tell all's are only fun for people who don't already disclose their personal business
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Crack = skinny is a complete myth.
Unless you are a total junkie and don't eat.
Actually the next day after smoking your body is deprived and you overeat.
What's Oprah doing stroking that kitty? Gayle be jelly if she saw that.
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I've done crack and coke........and either the crack was whack or I just preferred coke. Crack wasn't all that. That was years ago but I used to hear back in the day that one hit and you were hooked forever. So not true. I admit that cocaine comes to mind but I never do it anymore . That feeling will never leave my mind. But I'm done with all that.
I believe it, everyone just about in hollywood has.
EDDIE, who is that in your avie?
Someone tell me!!!!
I'll boss her around and send her to get tacos and more champagne at 5:45 am.
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The war isn't working.
She should start again and turn that pad in Santa Barbara into a big ass crack house with ho s and big mountains of coke..woot woot
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The war isn't working.
Oprah already admitted to smoking crack on her show. I saw it some years back. This is not new information so big deal.
She's the ideal candidate for rock anyway. She could literally smoke all of it...as in all the crack the WORLD...and still have billions to spare.
Who's ghetto house is she in in that picture?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:34pm.
I'm more offended by the chair in that pic than I am that Oprah may have smoked crack.
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Who the hell's junky house is that??
mexactly! who didn't do crack in the 80s? just like who didnt drop acid in the 60s or do a lil coke in the 70s?
i thought this was old news anyways. didnt she come out with her crackhead to success story years ago???
i agree with earlier comment..i'm more offended by that pillowcase than this...BASTA!
That's probably how she got thin that one time.
I don't buy the rest of her "I am perfect and will tell you ALL how to live"
That is Oprah. It was a show many years ago when she finally could wear hher size 10 jeans. the wagon is filled with fat that she was carrying on her body.
Bah - who cares? It's not like Oprah's Nancy Reagan (i.e., been an anti-drug crusader).
I'm more offended by the chair in that pic than I am that Oprah may have smoked crack.
Christ, what a dump! I wonder where that pic was taken? All that's missing from that pic is an ashtray full of cigarette butts and a few empty cans of Colt 45.
Feng Shui is the new Astrology!
He must have a big hospital bill to write this garbage Oprah already copped to
I love Oprah.
that's all.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:28pm.
I seriously doubt this,Oprah can afford better drugs than crack.
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freebase. the only way to smoke coke. not crack.
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Would someone make this righteous media whore go away please. She annoys the crap out of me.
I seriously doubt this,Oprah can afford better drugs than crack.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm sorry...but that is NOT the Big O.
That is her head P-shopped onto another woman's body.
Her surrounding are just waaaay too ghetto for Queen Oprah.
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Ha ha ha!! I was just signing on to say that although I am younger and whiter than that, replace that cat with my dog and that's exactly me - right down to the blanket used as a slipcover!!! Your post offends!!
Just kidding - I am, quite literally, laughing out loud.
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Who's sh*tbox of a home is she at in this pic? WAY below her standards!
I totally thought it was a huge crack rock she was wheeling in on that thing too. Hilarious! I bet she did do the crack, I mean people were messed up on coke all throughout the 80s so it doesn't surprise me. If Eddie Murphy said he tried crack I wouldn't be surprised (although his brother said he didn't do drugs on the Chappelle show, but still it could have been a cover up!)...
STFU!!!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:44pm.
She wants to be thin because that's the ONE thing in life she can't have...a hot body.
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I'd trade a thin body for $1 billion and a media empire. Some bitches are never satisfied.
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so this dying dude can't go quietly, eh? oprah has copped to her wild past many times...what she hasn't copped to his who's twat she's munching...but i think we have that all figured out...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Oprah wasn't always a goody two shoes and she has always been completely honest about that. She was very promiscuous, got pregnant really young (the baby died a few days after birth), had an affair with a married man, and admitted to experimenting with drugs. This fool needs to stop trying to make it look like she has been hiding dirty little secrets. She already came clean on her shows throughout the years. If I'm on my death bed, Oprah Winfrey is definitly not the woman I wanna be talkin' sh** about.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
If Whitney Houston is makes too much money for wack crack then Oprah is totally beyond that cheap crack shit too.
Oprah be getting that good quality ooh-wee!!!
don't be hatin'
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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:16pm.
Thank You, I will continue to fuck up my teeth.
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dont like the woman but not enough to buy this piece of trash!
We joined AA many years ago and have been totally free of alcohol and ALL mood altering drugs - 'doctor prescribed' or not - for more than 30 years. We never got to try coke or crack or tina or any of those things!
Discuss!
TT99 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:06pm.
All I wanna know is what is in that plastic tub on that chair. Seriously
It's Dubble Bubble gum. You're never had it? Pure sugar.
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She's flat and that's that!
so this dude is dying and he's talking shit about Oprah???? he's really trying to get into Hell isn't he?
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the people who I know that are Oprah club crazies are the most annoying insecure person I know, and everything is Oprah said this and that
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
So she's still doing crack, right...?
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The d-list family is like pack of Hyenas, There's always lots of laughter and someone's always getting torn to shreds..
I think she copped to that a while ago.
Seriously, what the hell kind of tenement is she holed up in?
Nothing could destroy the all-mighty O, but this book is likely to give her a heartburn.
All I wanna know is what is in that plastic tub on that chair. Seriously.
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In the post pic, the O look like a worry pencil.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:20pm.
Maybe she did an in-home interview with basement baby
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Oprah needs to rock the chub a la Mae West. Mae was sexier, even into her 60's, than any two-bit anorexic celebrity tramp.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:44pm.
She wants to be thin because that's the ONE thing in life she can't have...a hot body.
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I'd trade a thin body for $1 billion and a media empire. Some bitches are never satisfied.
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