John Killed Cindy's Dancing with the Stars(?) Dreams!
John McCain doesn't let Cindy do anything fun! He's probably the one who made her go to rehab because her doll popping was starting to make the family dog hide all day in the closet. He's seriously a fun killer! I mean, he wouldn't even let her go on Dancing For Relevancy! Page Six says Cindy was in talks with producers. They probably had Cindy when they promised to pay her in bootleg Vicodin pills from Mexico that come shaped like vitamins. We have a winner!
A source said, "Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly. But this week, Sen. McCain put the kibosh on it."
John probably really said "No cunt of mine is doing some god-darnit dancing show!" Hey, he likes the cunt word. It's the one thing we have in common.
Seeing Cindy do the Salsa would be enough for me to throw my TV out the window, because nothing would ever TOP THAT. Okay, the only thing that would beat that is watching Cindy do the TOP THAT rap from Teen Witch.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Prediction - the next time Johnny Mac falls asleep Cindy will hold a pillow over his face until he stops squirming. Then she will announce that she will be competing on DWTS after all.
Oh who am I kidding? She doesn't need a pillow, she could kill him with her eyes. She could kill him with one of her eyes! He's more than half-dead already.
Do it Cindy! Your country will thank you! Do it next Tuesday; then you won't have to hear the old man's whining and crying all day about the inauguration! Yes you CAN!
albatross...
he put her in a wet tshirt contest? what?!
He's probably the one who made her go to rehab because her doll popping was starting to make the family dog hide all day in the closet.
wait...she pops dolls??================================================
the end...
That bitch's eyes could frost Satan's asshole!!!
*shivers*
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she could top this if she'd gone on Randy Jackson's Best Dance Crew and danced with the G.O.P. crew!
there really was a G.O.P. crew, though I only saw a few minutes of the show... they're from puerto rico and they got eliminated. I don't know what THEIR G.O.P. stands for... probably different than Cindy's.
actually... I want john, cindy, todd, and sarah to all take a long vacation somewhere to give my nerves a break! what about puerto rico? it's a nice place!
She looks like she's contemplating spiking pepaw McCain's oatmeal breakfast yummies with cyanide!
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The thought that this senile old fuck might have been president makes my head spin like Linda Blair! They both make me sick.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:25am.
she's hot. I heard that they met at mywifesinacomaanyrichcuntouttherewannahelpmedumphercuzshesuglynow.com
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McCain's an asshole who is obviously a controlling bastard. Yet this was the same man who, on the campaign trail, offered up his wife as a contestant in a wet-tshirt contest. Fucking loser bastard.
Yeah, I hate him just a little bit.
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I heard Ruth Ginsberg will replace Cindy on the show. How hot will that be?
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she's hot. I heard that they met at mywifesinacomaanyrichcuntouttherewannahelpmedumphercuzshesuglynow.com
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
this made me LOL
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:17am.
crotchety old bastard. He should let her dance. I mean, he cant even lift his arms to spin her around.
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"John probably really said "No cunt of mine is doing some god-darnit dancing show!" hahahahahahah MK is the FUNNEH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
My mom has been saying for years she can't stand to look at Cindy because her eyes look they have no pupils and are freaky and glowing looking. It was until just now I put two and two together and realized it is probably pain killers that are making her eyes look like that. I thought she was off that shit, but now I don't think she is.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Why can't the poor woman do DWTS? It's not like he's got a career to think of, plus he'll be dead in like 2 years (isn't he 80+?).
I never thought I say this but compaired to Cindy, Cloris Leachman will be missed sorely. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
crotchety old bastard. He should let her dance. I mean, he cant even lift his arms to spin her around.
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Wow. This idea is the stuff nightmares are made of. I think having even MARIE OSMOND on the show was a better idea! Ugh, fucking Cindy McCain. Frigid icicle ho. Fuck you and youre douchey pepaw husband.
That would have been totally cool. McCain did SNL and made fun of himself. Cindy even showed up as a QVC model on it. Methinks he wouldn't have had a shit fit over this, but that there were other reasons Cindy wasn't on the show.
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Jesus, her eyes are scary. I'd let her do anything she wanted if she stared at me long enough. She looks like she'd stab you in your sleep.
Cindy can't do the show because Sarah P. and Todd are already booked.
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