JLo Is Full Of Shit As Usual
JLo didn't wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes on Sunday because it got stuck up her ass when she tried to get that stick out. No, the mega bitch says it just didn't go with her dress. She told InTouch (via NYDN), "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress."
Many things didn't go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen. And Skeletor really didn't go with that dress, because the only thing he looks good with is a crypt.
JLo didn't wear that tacky piece of trash because she knew everyone would be talking about it and the ho needs to see herself on the cover of tabloids. It makes her feel relevant. And here I am doing exactly what she wants. That bitch!
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Blech, trying WAAAAY to hard.
Girls has issues and I'm sure some new problems.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've always worn my wedding ring. It's not an option in my view. I'm married, proud of who I'm married to, and I want to make it known anytime I leave the house. Yeah I know no one cares, but I do.
This "it didn't go with my outfit" mess is bullshit.
Do you remember those tacky prom pics from Camden, NJ MK showed a while back? JLO's sleazarina dress could have helped her to win prom queen there fer sure!!
She has balls to wear a dress that shows her rolls of loose skin...or is it fat? balls so big that went to her ass....either way, not sexy...should have gone for a quick nip and tuck...and quit making faces, bitch...no one is buying your crap. The side eye glance of the black chick in the pic says it all. ROFL
I always wear my wedding ring. The only time I don't wear my engagement ring is when I'm doing serious gardening/landscaping.
On top of everything, that mess of a dress has pockets. Why?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
bitch looks like a vegas tranny...the one on the right.
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"Have you seen my Schweddy Balls?"
Yeah, the side-eye is a definite winner. I'd be doing the same thing too.
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La-Jay-low is not aging well... eessshhhh like MK said before looks like she is trying to hold in a qweef
The black woman giving her the bitch please side eye is my personal hero...if I were there I'd be doing the exact same thing....!
STFU!!!
And what exactly is that gaudy ruby matching other than the carpet?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Wedding rings are not supposed to come off,that is a dumb statement from her about it not matching her dress.She looks good in these photos... but not great for 39.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
So now a wedding ring is a fashion accessory as opposed to a sign of commitment? I learn something new everyday.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Hahahaha MK Pure.Comedy.Gold.
Many things didn't go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen.
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It Blows My Mind
Whatever. After the Ben fiasco and his pink diamond, JLo made a big deal about Marc getting her a traditional diamond so it would go with everything. I swear there's a quote out there where she says this. Now it doesn't go with her dress?
JLo looks like a Sea Monkey.
This is what it is. Her 'career' is going nowhere. No one was talking about her after she popped, so what's a tabloid whore to do? Make up stories about pots and pans flying so she can show they she's spitfire of an actress in private.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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OMG! Please someone tell her to stop with the "sexy face". So contrived. So fake. So prune!
You know what, her fug fucking frying pan face didn't match her dress either.
I never leave the house without my wedding ring on. What a stupid twat.
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"Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress."
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Ummm...earth to JLo: A wedding ring isn't a fashion accessory. That would be the twins.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
I'm still trying to figure out what she was doing at the golden globes.
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ahaha love the black woman's side eye in the third pic. That look is priceless :)
She needs to keep that shit covered up now!
Bet she thinks she's making Skeletor jealous showing her skin like that!
But the tacky red ring did go with that dress? um ok...
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Seeing Skeletor's hand on her waist like that is killing me. I am sooo ticklish there that I'm ticklish by proxy and looking at that is making me squirm.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
I rarely take my rings off.... how the eff does a fat ass diamond ring... your wedding ring.... not go with something?? Lame
Is her ring hideously fugly and cheap looking? Cause if it is, then it would have gone with this dress perfectly.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Is that Laura Dern I spy in the background in the 2nd thumbnail? Where's that hunky husband (boyfriend?) of hers?
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
She needs to quit dressing like a fucking prostitute. There is a way to dress sexy, but still be fully clothed.
Slag.
Submitted by Laura on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:07pm.
Does ANYONE think she looks sexy but her? And I am pretty sure that she never closes her mouth, it just stays open all the time so that all her verbal diarrhea can come out.
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Ditto! Everything you wrote is exactly what I'm thinking about this media whore.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Her biggest cunt move? Not telling her husband he looks like a complete fucktard in those hideous "I'm a smart nerd who reads" glasses. Please.
Does she have gas? Why is she making that stupid face?
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Does ANYONE think she looks sexy but her? And I am pretty sure that she never closes her mouth, it just stays open all the time so that all her verbal diarrhea can come out.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
Wtf???
This ignorant slag actually believes someone will buy that bullsh*t excuse??
and does she EVER close her mouf?!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
BWAAAHAAAHAAA....I just noticed in the 3rd thumbnail, the hot black lady on the left looking at J-Ho with an expression on her face like "bitch, you aint all that!!" lol
Wow that's some tacky ass dress JHo.
Lookit, Skeletor has his hand where the love handles are. She's all like cover mah rolls bitch or no food fo' you
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
LOL.. hey that's a good excuse.
I never take out my ring except for cleaning.
Since when does your wedding ring NOT go with what you are wearing?
Stupid twat.
The bitch has diamond earrings for fuck's sakes.
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Chemo is not sexy
When, pray tell, is this non-entity gonna stop with the mouth half open, eyes half closed, "Im
so fucking sexy you mortals can't even take it" pose that she does EVERY FUCKING TIME??!! I think I'm gonna start doing that everytime someone takes my pic....family portraits, vacation pics, facebook profile updates...you name it!
"Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress."
Then select a dress that goes with the ring. How can a dress not go with a ring????? What an idiot.
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The gawdy shiny gold ring would clash with that dress? M'Kay.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
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Mm-Hmm. I love your valentine to her in the header.
Saw the dress from a side angle and looks like she's got some chub going on there. It sorta reminded me of when Britney was on the VMAs in 2007 and looked all fat and shit. Why did JLo think this would look good on her is beyond me. We should ignore her like Wonky but instead I see posts and posts about her like she IS relevant. She is such a bitch ho-bag whatever!
STFU!!!
JLo and Beyonce are starting to look like the same person. Even Skeletor is wearing the nerd glasses that Jay Z wears. Ugh!
That dress is sooo trashy and dated.
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Chemo is not sexy
"JLo didn't wear that tacky piece of trash because she knew everyone would be talking about it and the ho needs to see herself on the cover of tabloids.
BINGO
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Quickly, run back to Ben and makes us forget about Brangelina!!!
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Diamond rings go with everything! What a freakin' liar!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Guess what J.lo?
you fat back and muffing top didn't go with your dress either and it didn't seem to be aproblem for you.
CUNT.