JLo Is Full Of Shit As Usual
JLo didn't wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes on Sunday because it got stuck up her ass when she tried to get that stick out. No, the mega bitch says it just didn't go with her dress. She told InTouch (via NYDN), "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress."
Many things didn't go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen. And Skeletor really didn't go with that dress, because the only thing he looks good with is a crypt.
JLo didn't wear that tacky piece of trash because she knew everyone would be talking about it and the ho needs to see herself on the cover of tabloids. It makes her feel relevant. And here I am doing exactly what she wants. That bitch!
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She looks doughy and fleshy.
These dumb whores are kaput...
Gee and who woulda thunk a rebound marriage to a walking corpse after being played by an alcoholic gambling addict with a taste for strippers that one of the biggest douches of all time, PDouchey sent your Jelloass running for, would not last????
Who woulda thunk it?????
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why is it all the latinas think gold lame looks good anytime anywhere..especially the 15 yr old ones at their quinceneras.
maybe its just me..but after u have a couple of kids the stripper clothes should be kept for the bedroom only...err..and the late-nite romps at the adult bookstores.
How does a huge diamond not go with a dress? Fuck, Heidi Klum wears brown with her yellow ring. Poo and pee right there, but she still does it.
Effing liarmouthface.
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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:27pm.
Agreed. She is def not fat.
However I can understand why she would appear overweight when standing next to Mr. Bag O'Bones.
I don't know who's mug is scarier--Carrot Top's or Skeletor's. Toss up.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
Exactly
I don't have the type of body who can get away with something like that, but I don't wear shit that shows my flaws
I just think its so cute how he has his hand around her muffin top to hide the rolls. That is true love. How sweet.
The triple threat (cough cough, my ass triple threat), is Not fat.....I dont like her, although when she first came out, her first album was pretty good, but as an actress she sucks ass and as a dancer that is where she should of stayed. But fat is one thing she is not, maybe looking at all the bulemic/anorexic other women then she may look fat, but not to my taste.
I just think its so cute how he has his hand around her muffin top to hide the rolls. That is true love. How sweet.
She has multiple wedding bands, so this esplanation is bogus. But she wants people to see no ring so who cares right!?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:06pm.
That dress is beyond hideous. She looks like a paid escort.
Well if the shoe fits....
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
LOL. That why I don't wear that bidness. ;-)
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Stop trying to make yourself relevant again Jlo no1curr about chu
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hey I like the commentator at the golden globes introducing her as "actress jennifer lopez"!!!
her! an actress????
She better keep not wearing that wedding ring coz thats the only way shes gonna get any publicity.
cant stand her and Ive said it before but I think these 2 understand each other perfectly-theres no way theyre getting a divorce...
I guess a 5 carat diamond doesn't go with a gold lame bed sheet.
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Her wedding ring doesn't go with her dress? What kind of tomfuckery foolishness is that?!! Your wedding ring is sentimental not some accessory.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 7:34pm.
No she is not Thaaat fat, but, that dress is not for anybody with more than 2% body fat.
Muffing tops and fat backs don't go with that dress.
I bet No one talks to them at these events.....
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Uker on 1/13
That dress is beyond hideous. She looks like a paid escort.
when will Marc and the children not be fashionable and left...at home???
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Lamest excuse EVER. Gah, she is annoying as fuck! Close your fucking mouth, you fat bitch!
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Well now we know she smokes the weed, while he snorts the coke in this marriage! I have never heard of a dumber reason not to wear a wedding ring. I thought platinum and diamonds went with everything? She already made a dig at Ben Affleck about how a pink diamond did not go with anything. How quickly she forgets.
She is such an annoying turd. She ceased being relevant in 2002 but here she is still annoying the world with her cuntyness.
she is full of something
rumors come from some truth
i'd be surprised if this relationship makes it through 2009
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I'm not a fan, but you bony bitches need to get a clue: JLo is NOT FAT.
She looks like the average American woman to me.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 7:03pm.
What did she drop by Liberace's place and get tangled up in the curtain's?
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It's a play straight out of the "Attention Whore Playbook." She's too old for this stuff, she should be relying on her talent...oh wait.
This is why we haven't seen the kids yet(since the first photo op mag). She's waiting until she wants more press to bring them out.
What's her excuse about the last time she was caught not wearing her ring a few weeks ago? Another it didn't match with the dress story? She's so annoying.
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Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?
she is meaty.
why on earth does her chubby, fake ass and his dead looking face show up to these things. They don't contribute anything but nausea to the people that have to look at them...what is with her expressions...she looks beyond stupid, and she is way to big to wear these revealing outfits...he still looks dead, and combined they are quite vomit inducing..
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 7:16pm.
That dress is so ugly and unflattering! Funny how she probably spent thousands on
That attrocity is Marchessa and cost lots and lost of money, J.Ho bought all the dresses (6 to be exact)that the designer made for the GGs except the one Gummy gums cyrus wore because she bought it before
That dress is so ugly and unflattering! Funny how she probably spent thousands on it, too. I can find myself a hotter dress at Forever 21 for $25.99, bitch! P.S. The "I"m so sexy" face hasn't looked cute since your early 30s. Even then it looked stupid.
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"And Skeletor really didn't go with that dress, because the only thing he looks good with is a crypt."
Word. That boney ho is FUG.
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LOL @ devil
Is her mouth open because her hair is pulled too tight?
Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?
What did she drop by Liberace's place and get tangled up in the curtain's?
Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:50pm.
Her next perfume should be called "desperation"
'cause that's what this smells like......
LOL! Good one!
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She's such a loving, dedicated wife. Not at all selfish or vain.
First, that dress is really vulgar.
And second, if your wedding ring doesn't go with it, that's because it makes you look like a ho.
these two are a pair of dumb fucking whores.
he is so ugly and she makes the those stupid
ass faces for the cameras.
Seriously you two get over yourselves!
Who the hell is this Korean chick??
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Her next perfume should be called "desperation"
'cause that's what this smells like......
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Dam every time I see her I just want to slap that ass and ride it all the way down! Does that make me a bad person?
She totally lost her "body" after the babies.. why she acting like she has no baby fat? That dress does nothing good for her but show off her broad shoulders.. square body.. where is her waist now?
I am so sick of her retard facial expressions.
It's telling that no one around her is even looking her way, except for side eye.
She looks like a tranny. And she is so much bigger than what's his name. I bet she beats him to a pulp! LOL!
She also has some back fat going on. She needs to cover up now. She is not young anymore!