JLo Is Full Of Shit As Usual
JLo didn't wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes on Sunday because it got stuck up her ass when she tried to get that stick out. No, the mega bitch says it just didn't go with her dress. She told InTouch (via NYDN), "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress."
Many things didn't go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen. And Skeletor really didn't go with that dress, because the only thing he looks good with is a crypt.
JLo didn't wear that tacky piece of trash because she knew everyone would be talking about it and the ho needs to see herself on the cover of tabloids. It makes her feel relevant. And here I am doing exactly what she wants. That bitch!
Wenn
Her face is stuck!! Didn't her momma ever tell her "if you keep making that face - it's gonna get stuck like that"??
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Her ring didn't go with her dress? I thought diamonds were clear, how can they not "go with" anything? Anyway, that ring will go with everything I own so if she doesn't want it, I'll gladly take it off her hands!
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:05pm.
After seeing her little speech at the globes I'm now convinced JLo is the biggest idiot in Hollywood. She was holding the winner's envelope up to her chest and moving her hands around as she spoke in the most obviously deliberate way I wanted to throw something at her. I find it difficult to believe that anyone could be so superficial and shallow to use the end of their marriage to the father of their children to generate publicity for themselves. Surely there is no other celeb so vapid and empty-headed as to rival JHo?
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Uhm....maybe Parisite Hilton?
Both are self-entitled shallow whiny difficult to look at attention whores. And of course they are both vapid & empty headed.
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After seeing her little speech at the globes I'm now convinced JLo is the biggest idiot in Hollywood. She was holding the winner's envelope up to her chest and moving her hands around as she spoke in the most obviously deliberate way I wanted to throw something at her. I find it difficult to believe that anyone could be so superficial and shallow to use the end of their marriage to the father of their children to generate publicity for themselves. Surely there is no other celeb so vapid and empty-headed as to rival JHo?
to me, She doesn't look fat. I don't know why y'all are saying that. A bitch, YES fat NO
I absolutely believe she is THAT shallow and materialistic to want to match her wedding ring to her dress.
I'm so tired of this bitch's face.
I hate this bitch, & it pains me to say it, but I think she actually looks great in this dress...I could go without the gigantic ass shot, but from the front it looks good. Did she get cheekbone implants or fat sucked out of her cheeks? Has her face always been that sculpted looking? She looks better somehow.
Isnt gold considered a neutral? Why would her ring not match? And does JLo seriously only have one "wedding" ring? Any ring on her left ring finger could have substituted...She is quite stupid.
Wow she's a bigger idiot than I thought. flub blub mama talking, mama muffin top talking.
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:59am
Wow thanks for that site...so sick of the other's that get posted here! lol
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Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:19am.
what happened to max and emmy?
lemme guess: stuck in dragon land?
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Yeah, I wonder that all the time.
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what happened to max and emmy?
lemme guess: stuck in dragon land?
and how can your WEDDING BAND not match your outfit? that is stupid coming from someone thrice divorced.
Looks like she was trying to recapture all the hullabaloo surrounding her green Versace at the MTV awards with P. Diddy but fell about six feet short. What the hell was she doing presenting at the Globes anyway? I can't remember the last time this bitch had a movie out.
It's so nice to see Ren and Stimpy out and about.
Man-Ho and skeletor have gay sex. With each other.
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I LOVE THAT BITCH.
Yeah right, evil dumb whore puts me to sleep at the sight of her wanna-be tranny ass.
He reminds me of a Chihuahua... iYo Quiero Jlo.
I bet she gets really pissed if you tease her about being a Fly Girl.
Speaking of Fly Girls, I wonder what Carrie Ann DeAlba and Rosie Perez have to say about JBlow. Remember JBlow was the same idiot who shaved a year of her age, until the cops stopped her at that night club with PeWediddy back in 1999. I remember JBlow telling everyone she was born in 1970, when she was actually born in 1969. Geez, one year! She has always been a liar and an idiot, so her stupid comments don't surprise me. Oh, sure she didn't have invitro, even though two of her ex-husbands, Noja and Judd, said she had problems conceiving. She blows!
Wait did someone notice she wasn't wearing her wedding ring and pointed out or did she just announce that she wasn't wearing her ring because it did go with her dress?????
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Submitted by Gabrielle on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:58pm.
Ahaha that one security guard lady in the suit in the picture where JLo is showing her back fat ...her face is fucking priceless! I'm surprised Michael K didn't mention her hot ass!
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HAHA! For reals. She HWAT!
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Ahaha that one security guard lady in the suit in the picture where JLo is showing her back fat ...her face is fucking priceless! I'm surprised Michael K didn't mention her hot ass!
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Look at how JLo's nose is getting thinner as her eyebrows are getting higher. Her nips and tucks are too obvious now....
Her wedding ring din't go with her dress...?
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I bet she gets really pissed if you tease her about being a Fly Girl.
Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:15pm.
I like curves but her ass is too much. She needs to tone up a bit before she wears that dress.
Thumbnail 3 - notice the curvy woman with her back to her and her ass looks SO small in comparison... I totally agree!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:15pm.
I like curves but her ass is too much. She needs to tone up a bit before she wears that dress.
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Bitch need to open up a can of SHUTCHAMOUFHO, and take a long deep swallow...I mean, it's disturbing when 'short bus sexay mouf' becomes red carpet HWAT, no?
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:19pm.
Has she just had so much plastic surgery that she can't shut her mouth? Or is that cocksucker's cramp?
EXACTLY!!!! lmfao!!!
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Has she just had so much plastic surgery that she can't shut her mouth? Or is that cocksucker's cramp?
I like curves but her ass is too much. She needs to tone up a bit before she wears that dress.
"Many things didn't go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen"
BRILLIANT!
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I'm no fan of JHo, but seriously???? This fucking piece of revamped relic? I've seen crime scene photos more attractive than this fugly fug ass used up toy in the attic...I CANNOT STAND Jello, but I mean, fuck???? At least the LOSERS she chose before were freakin' ALIVE!
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The "Napoleon Dynamite Sexy" face she makes drives me nuts. I want to punch her square in the mouth whenever I see that expression. Her man needs some major undereye concealer too. They are both such delusional bitches and extremely offensive to look at.
BTW I was at Walgreens today and saw a ton of her perfumes half off for $9.95.
i fucken hate that bitch J.HO she aint all that mariah carey way better then that tramp any day fuck her lame ass wetback husband hes a moron
She's just a fucking attention whore who takes off the ring to get attention in the press. Just a fucking media slutbag whore cuntface fuckpig jackoff. And I really mean it.
I bet when the twins get older they are gonna have cheekbones that cut thru steel! How come we never crack on these two with those cheekbones like we do Pete and Ashley's chins?
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fat arms and fat back is vile! just cover yourself up bitch!
Submitted by blksheep on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:02pm.
3rd thumbnail..black woman in the left corner..the look says it all. haha
Which one of us is she? Gotta be a DListed ho with a side-eye like that.
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Your wedding ring is a symbol of commitment idiot. It doesn't go with your fucking dress? Bitch, please. P.S. The back fat is so not hot.
This poor thing needs to get over that "I'm an Eastern European Sex Hooker/Mail order bride" NOT sexay look, cuz it ain't workin'. Minus the glitz and tacky glam, she looks like some dude that weighs 300 lbs but has a decent job can order her for marriage online as long as he pays for a goat for her family and shipping costs to get her po' ass here...
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She looks flabby there. Ew.
And I NEVER take off my rings. Well, maybe to clean my engagement ring.
I don't understand these women who take their rings off to wash the dishes or shower or mix meatloaf. My friend lost her engagement ring somewhere in her apartment. She has a three year old and two cats. I was like, HELLO! You're never gonna see that bitch again. One of the cats probably batted it into the bathtub drain or your kid wanted to see if it would flush down the toilet. Why'd you take it off in the first place. TO PUT ON HAND LOTION.
Cripes.
Really. JLo isn't even news on the best/worst/what were they wearing lists anymore. We're looking at her GG pix but only bc they're attached to a Isn't She A Moron story.
how many E's has that f****ker necked?? He looks dead.
Hahahaha! You're right! The woman in the corner does say it all!
I hate the way she poses. She's always got her stupid mouth open in what she thinks is a sexy stare. Yuck.
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3rd thumbnail..black woman in the left corner..the look says it all. haha