HoHan And SamRo Together Again
SamRo needs a change her diet of fags, Red Bull and bits of HoHan's clitty litter, because she's looking like one of the shriveled crotch worms that live under Skeletor's nutsack. She's the perfect shade of BEAT. She has a face that only a methadone clinic could love. She should take the hint and drop the bad fish. That shit is not good for her. SamRo needs a hot gayelle that will be a good influence on her. Too bad Clay Gayken isn't single.
Anybeatdownlezzie, SamRo and HoHan were back together on the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday. There were many rumors flying around that they were no longer grinding their snatches in each other's faces. It seems like shit is back on for now.
And if you live in the DC area, you better stock up on your choice narcotic, because these two are coming next week for Obama's inauguration and they will clean the city out!!! Keep your drug drawer full and stay inside.
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They are so happy, I have see their photos on meetwealthy.com, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. It's very nice to chat and date with them. so I feel so lucky. Good for you.
OMG...SamRo looks like a drugged out young dude!
That Samro thing or whatever the fuck she is, is disgusting!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Samro is one overdose away from rehab.
Her hair is too fucking long. It looks ridonkulous.
These two chicks are clown dicks!
Morticia & Gomez, right????
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"Take this thing back to Baltimore!"
SamRo is a loser... Hohan is stupid for being with her. This whole thing makes me sick.
Sam should audition for any remake of "Day Of The Dead". The studio will be able to save money on makeup since she looks like the walking dead already.
I can't help but feel sorry for SamRo. She is the "guy" in the relationship (however the fuck that works) so she is probably feeling the pressure to care for his "mate". Isn't that a male thing? It is in my fucking house. Isn't SamRo the male? Now imagine having to take care of a complete and total fucktard like Lohan?? No wonder SamRo is beat.
SamRo is such a dirtbag.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Someone need to feed that SamRo cunt a burger. A McDonald Big Mac. Not a muff burger. Or is she auditioning for a George A. Romero zombie flick?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:28pm.
Is that Blohan or Neil from The Young Ones?
I LOVE the Young Ones!! Remember the song Living Doll??
The total and utter king of rock and roll - MR CLIFF RICHARD!!
Neil - you utter utter utter utter utter BAH-STARD!!
Good times.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
What a beat up looking butch
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I love nothing more than when Michael says:
"Any............. [insert funny line]. That cracks me up!
Also, my new favorite phrase will be:
She's the perfect shade of BEAT.
LOVE IT!
These two have entered the boring and beat celebrity club...I am so over this couple
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Isn't SamRo ugly enough to turn HoHan back to hetero?
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"I came in here a man, give me the strength to walk out of here a man."
- Lincoln Burrows
She should contact me, I will hook her up with anY drugs she desires...all pure and nothing tampered with, of course I would add a few dollars on every item....hey Im taking the chance of getting arrested, right?
They soooooo dont belong together, send Samantha to me, I will fatten her up to a healthy look and love on her till she sees stars. I will be the ultimate girlfriend for her, since Im a smoker, the smoking issue might be a tough one, but together Im sure we can make anything happen, Sam, please hit me up, I will turn your life around for the better. TRUST!!!!
"SamRo's looking like one of the shriveled crotch worms that live under Skeletor's nutsack. She's the perfect shade of BEAT."
In other words, she looks like Katie Holmes.
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"run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass"--MK, words of wisdom
these two are not appealling gayelles...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
SamRo could easily pass for a homeless male street person, except for the wide child-bearing hips.
Hohan and Samro need some more tartar sauce for their tuna sammiches.
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First Jeremy Piven and now SamRo - just say no to bad fish!!!!
Ah! First Jeremy Piven now SamRo - eating bad fish is slowly killing them!
Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:42pm.
try living in a racially homogenous state, like VT.
I grew up in Boston, then moved to metro Detroit, then Vermont. I seriously think I laid eyes on a black person ONCE the whole time I was up there. It was just weird to me.
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Yeah, that just makes me feel Twilight Zoney and then I don't sleep well nights and shit...
I remember visiting family in NFLD and going to a mall where a little 7 year old girl's jaw DROPPED at the sight of me! And then I laughed and she grabbed her mama's leg. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:44pm.
I heard that if you say 'coloured' with the 'U' in it then its not offensive.
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You know why? It's cuz if you're Canadian you couldn't POSSIBLY be tryna to offend someone. We're just good like that:)
PS. How do you SAY that with the "u" in it? I wonder if I just do that naturally...
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:40pm.
I got drunk once and screamed "you're a stupid whore!!" to this chick my boyfriend works with and all she did was ask me if I was wearing fake eyelashes (I wasn't). I couldn't ever explain it away though, because nobody would have understand the dlisted explanation.
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LOL! Sometimes I wish I could carry a little dlisted doll around in my bag that will get all my inside jokes;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Oh God samRo looks really sick.
ughh she's soooo disgusting!!!!!
As far as race goes I also think people are overly sensitive about it but I think it has a lot to do with people being ashamed of who they are and not OWNING their cultural background. a lot of people do this. I live in San Antonio which has a lot of different ethnicites and I have met people who refer to themselves as another ethnic background b/c they are ashamed of where they came from. It's really sad.
As for me I am black and I have friends from all types of backgrounds and we crack racial jokes all the time and there are no hard feelings b/c we aren't oversensitive pricks.
But then again you have people like a certain someone of the cheesy persuasion that try to use the "people are so racially sensitive" as an excuse to spew bigoted and racial slurs.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Is that Blohan or Neil from The Young Ones?
cattitude good luck !
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
thanks xxyxz
i'll come on later and share if there are some results to tests I don't know about...maybe alzheimer's? lol j/k
Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:19pm.
I've always assessed the livability of a city on the ability to buy a decent pair of shoes. Once you can't - it's time to get out.
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LOL, I like that!
I'm less than 10 mins. from work too but hope to shorten that by winning 649. ;)
OnT: Who ISN'T going to this attention-fest?
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:18pm.
I love how our psychic abilities are evoked when we're wasted.
I've done similar faux pas, and try to make amends by calling everyone within earshot the offending name in a very loud voice. Very Larry David.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:56pm.
No kidding - it really is the home of newly weds and nearly deads.
Thankfully the place is growing after 9 years.
I've always assessed the livability of a city on the ability to buy a decent pair of shoes. Once you can't - it's time to get out.
Can't beat a 10 minute commute, though - and two large cities for all the fun you want right at your doorstep. Best of both worlds.
Government towns drive me nuts, though, sometimes. Very counter-productive.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:17pm.
Good luck
Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:14pm.
Apparently I was too drunk to say it to her in a joking way and it came out all serious and shit. Then she talked about to everyone at my boyfriend's work for like, two fucking weeks. So, she was in fact a stupid whore! With cute hair.
Off topic:
and now I'm off to my neurologist's office...she called this morning to say she needs to see me today to go over some test results....um, except I don't remember having any recently... at all.hahahahhaaa!! should be interesting
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:43pm.
"No, really - Whore is good! It's a good thing to be called WHORE - tell her honey, isn't it a good thing to be called WHORE!~
And we're BFFs if I call you a CUNT!"
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I always was kinda rooting for these two as a couple. I don't know why really, I just always thought they were cute and good for each other before all the rumoured "fightin'" began.
now i live in the dirrrty south.
i did live in Goleta by the butterfly conservatory and the on El Sueno.
i worked at a bakery in goleta which has the best everything, in case you need a place for a donut fix. :)
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:06pm.
come again??
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i didn't mean that rudely.
love you Gil and Marisela!!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:03pm
OMG! so, where do you live?
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:00pm
yeah, in the back of the stores and on Milpas! haha!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Now I know why samro wears hats so much--this lilo drama is just kicking her skinny butt.
Samro hasn't taken me up on my offer to room with her and provide mutual non-sexual companionship. I have to conclude that the only thing holding her back on this is my rule against playing womanizah on the stereo when I am in the house.
Ok, samro, I was being unrealistic with my demands--you can play womanizah if you want--relationships, even non-sexual ones, require compromise. So, how do you feel about Deep Purple's Machine Head album? I know its not danceable, but its great for air guitar.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:58pm.
lol I sive in Santa Barbara
There aren't as many white people as you think
There are a lot of latinos
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:40pm.
Saying "colored" is just fucking stupid. She's like, 12, so how did that even enter her vocabulary?
You can take a girl outta (a white trashy part of) Long Island, but you can't take...
Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:42pm.
yes, I grew up in MT, there was one black kid. adopted, his parents were white, moved to Santa Barbara, about as white as you can get in SoCal. met my black boyf and moved to the south. now i am usually the only young lady and the only white person when we're out.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Thank you for the explanation, Paquita. And thanks to everyone else as well. This blog is delightful-there are so many incredibly hilarious posters that I often giggle until my nose bleeds, have an attack of Trigeminal Neuralgia, or both. MK, if you're ever Berkeley,CA, I'll buy you all you can drink at the White Horse.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:37pm.
Victoria is beautiful...once you get past the old-people smell.
I keed, I keed. ;)
OnT: I wonder how Michael feels about this?
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