A Sad Little Teddy Bear With His Honeypot
Here is the picture that has become my wallpaper for everything in my life. I will use this image on my contacts, KEDS, dinnerware, toilet paper and anything else that can handle a picture of this caliber. This shit has made my emotions go to war. I don't know whether to laugh or weep. The teddy bear face is telling me to smile, but Verne's face is telling me to frown.
This is the definition of "the rent is due." Verne Troyer is currently on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and they made the houseguests, not just Mini-Me, dress up like teddy bears and eat from a honeypot. This is what it's come to.... And I thought the sex tape was tragic.
It's like my Teddy Ruxpin doll came to life and isn't happy about it. If you pull his cord, he'll say, "Fuuuuuck offfff!" Verne also looks like a depressed PedoBear without a prostitot to look at. This is sad....in a totally hilarious way.
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LMTO, Verne got drunk & took a tumble off his scooter!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/celebbigbrother/article-1118783/Now-Channe...
Is Verne sitting on a fucking potty??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpTQryW8KeE
That house would be a pile of hot steaming shit if verne & coolio wernt in there, the "drive by" RROFLMFAO its on youtube.......verne & coolio on a mobilty scooter doin drive by's with a bottle of water. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIO to win!!!!
Man that is one depressing image.
No siggie! I smoked it!
Sweet isn´t the best word though, he has a strong character that´s also very nice.
Verne is actually very sweet and he has a great personality. I wouldn´t know that unless I had seen it for myself on CBB, I was sceptical at first but he is awesome, as are Latoya and Coolio. Don´t feel bad for him, because he is not a sad person in any way shape or form!
BEST PICTURE IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!! TEDDY RUXPIN LMAO! I HAD ONE OF THOSE CREEPY DOLLS. MINI ME ACTUALLY LOOKS CUTE LIKE A LITTLE BABY!
If this is all I had to do to earn a couple grand, sign me up bitches!
I can walk away from a job where shitheads continually show me their ass by stating they are a member of some state's law Bar and they know more about foreign money transactions than I ever will, yet the bitch still can't spell his fucking name right.
Sign me up bitches! Honey and Bear costume here I fucking come!
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this is so sad...and yet, i cant stop giggling like a school girl...there's no hope for me...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
So cute..where can I buy one?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Incredibly disturbing. I can hardly BEAR it.
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It's like my Teddy Ruxpin doll came to life and isn't happy about it. If you pull his cord, he'll say, "Fuuuuuck offfff!"
LOL - OMG - LOL I laughed so fucking hard. The one of him on the scooter is just so effin sad... but yet hysterical. Is it wrong to laugh at a person when they put themselves in the situation?
Dlisted is going to make me go into pre-term labor.
Oh, geezus, what some people will do for a buck and their mug on the telly. How humiliating that he would subject himself to that. Sadly, he does look like a Teddy Ruxpin doll and that made me laugh..in a sad sort of way...
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I want one,, not a bear outfit but a midget
HAHA!!! i watched this last night.....only Verne was dressed as a teddy tho....they made them sit in a toybox while a party of screaming kids ran around HA
Awwwwwww, that is so cuuuuuuuute! You just want to grab his furry little buns don't you? Where do I get me one of those?
Sad.
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i dunno, it sells itself
Oh, this is so going to be my new profile pic on Facebook!
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That's cute, yet very creepy. The perfect combination!
haha aw i think that's at least a little bit cute
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I'm going to fucking hell becuase I saw this and just about pissed myself with laughter.
Any way to watch this grimey limes shit over here? I went to their website but it dissed me for not being in Europe and told me to fuck off. I want to see this tragic crap.
that picture of him with the banana...oh man. hahaha.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:09pm.
Wasn't this an episode of South Park when Paris Hilton bought Butters and made him dress up like a little bear?
yup.
it's called the stupid whore playset.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Well, you could always look at it this way: The guy's a comedian. They could have shown him this get-up and he said: Hey, that's pretty funny! Ha! Nawmsayin'?
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
OH.MY.GOD
Also, is that a Hoveround(Tom Kruse!) or a Lark in the second picture?
It must be great when your children see their childhood friends really impersonated by a 40 year old midget.
You know when Smokey the Bears wife got the hottttts for him, he stomped that bitch out and said “only you can prevent forest fires”
~"Hey nice Bitch", I wasn't talking about the dog. LOL J- your horrible~
That's what they get for signing up for such an exploitative show in the first place.
Let's remember he could have said *no* to this gig. There's lots of other less humiliating work out there.
And you know that whilst the producers included all house guests in this challenge - it was devised pure and simple for Verne to be filmed wearing a teddy bear costume.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Wasn't this an episode of South Park when Paris Hilton bought Butters and made him dress up like a little bear?
I don't whether to laugh or cry. However, by the end of this post, I was doing both!
Charles Manson, you need your own blog!!!! Fucking Hilarious!!!!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:15am.
Oh that is just wrong.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Tigger's pissed because he didn't get any credits for this fuckery.
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you're right!!! Tigger was totally behind this. Hahaha!!
i have to admit it's a pretty cute Pooh Bear.
smile Pooh! no more rumbly in the tummy.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:18am.
Christ, what is the world comong to? What next- let's all go down the mental hospital and laugh at the loonies? If only this was American! At least then I could be smug but it's not. Shit.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
He should've been Eeyore cuz this is just sad.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm so conflicted over these photos. Delight? Or Disgust? I think I'll need to see him in a squirrel outfit to really decide how I feel.
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I agree.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I FEEL REALLY GODDAMN FUCKING SORRY FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS. THEY LIVE THEIR WHOLE FUCKING LIVES TRY TO MEASURE UP, AND CANT. HOPEFULLY HE WILL FUCKING FIND HIS POT AND THE END OF THE GODDAMN RAINBOW AND WONT HAVE TO FUCKING RELY ON STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING EXPOITIVE PRODUCERS WHO JUST WANT TO FUCKING SHOWCASE HIS SIZE.
Absolutely pathetic...maybe he wouldn't have to resort to this if he didn't have the personality of an evil troll.
so sad...
I'm so conflicted over these photos. Delight? Or Disgust? I think I'll need to see him in a squirrel outfit to really decide how I feel.
Is this show called, "How fucking hard can we humiliate you and you lay there and take it?"
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
The only thing this one's good for is tossing.
Based on his behavior on The Surreal Life, he's the most charm-free dwarf I've ever seen.
Awwww!! He would look awfully adorable, if he wasnt so ugly in the face.
i just wanna carry his adorable ass in my chimichangas all day!!!
NitWitty on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:21am.
"I've had corrrn in mah crrrrap bigger'n yooo."
stop making me crack up! ;P
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:20am.
My butt plug is bigger than he is
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This is the definition of "the rent is due."
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Winnie the Pooh or Boo Boo?
Verne may look cute and cuddly, but like all feral beasts, he will bite.
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