Thursday, January 15th 2009

Lady GaGa Feels Nothing

Lady CaCa is over in the UK promoting the no-pants movement and this is the kind of shit she's been wearing around town. I'm pretty sure it's not summertime over there, so I don't know how the bitch isn't freezing her labia lips off. The crotch isn't even bothered by the damn cold. Seriously, I wish I could do that shit. I'd wear my coochie cutters all day, every day. Whatever her secret is, she should bottle it, so everyone can dress like a hooker all-year round.

Oh, wait. I think she must have that special famewhore gene. It allows you to continue your attention whoring ways without being bothered by the elements. A straight-up ice storm could roll through but bitch's famewhore gene will keep her toasty.

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I like the techno-pop-rock. Thank you for the link, Snowy. Her music is kinda Daft-Punkish.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

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@Lexi-J:

You totally gave me (note: 'totally' is the word of the day, bitches - check it, you'll see;p) a "Fuck Dave Chapelle" moment.

As in...Fuck Dave Chapelle for taking his show away from me! Selfish bastard!

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Dea's picture

i absolutely LOVE ldy gaga. my favorite is paparazzi. my sister came to visit, and all she heard was "i´m your biggest fan, i´ll follow you until you love meee..." lol

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PSL check out the link I posted below~ ya bitch in the 86 degree weather when it's snowing and freezing in NYC

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the asian woman in the background is hot
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Provolone's picture

I love her wop-jersey face. And self tanner!!! Im in heaven. Youtube 'The Fame pt. 1' its a mash up of her songs its actually a cool lil video...i listen to Bleeding through and i like this bitch, go figure

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I haven't heard anything of hers.....does she sample, or actually have original music?

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Lexi-J's picture

Sorry, I don't care what she wears!
"Just Dance" is so addictive and fun.

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When are girls going to realize that pale looks MUCH better than Oompa Loompa orange?!

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:55am.
I hate it when people's toes hang over the tip of their shoos. I think her giant toes want to escape and join a REAL circus.

Ditto. And open-toes boots are just absurd.

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She bothers me. I REALLY hate when celebs do the "no pants" thing. It's just not flattering.

*cough*BeyonceMadonnaLadyGagaPamAnderson*cough*

I DO like her songs, though.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

will.i.am's picture

Love her. Love how she's bringing something different. She writes all her songs don't think many artists can say that these days.

KD's picture

I hate it when people's toes hang over the tip of their shoos. I think her giant toes want to escape and join a REAL circus.

Crystal2's picture

Gaga sounds so fun and I like reading her interviews. She doesn't come across as a complete tart like Brit Brit and Xtina.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:45am.

Who the fuck cares about this slutty ugly talentless attention whore?
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I dunno but I have to admit I'm obsessed with her grandpa wrap-around sunglasses, black, open-toed boots and black toe-nail polish. Don't even get me started on that batgirl bustier thing-a-ma-jig. I'm nonplussed and hypnotized at the same time.

parissucksliterally's picture

Damn, she's gross.

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Who the fuck cares about this slutty ugly talentless attention whore?

redpoint_blackdot's picture

This bitch is ridiculously overrated.She doesnt have the greatest voice, doesnt look that good yet MTV managed to shove this mediocre bitch down our throats.Just like Britney, i think people forget to think critically when it comes to who they like in terms of music and why.

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yepyepyep's picture

she looks like a mix of Christina Aguilera and Donatella Versace
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Crystal2's picture

I love her. Her wig keeps her warm.

Karma Police's picture

Gaga is fucking awesome. I love her.

snowpiece's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as

for those asking , here is her song that's hot right now, i do admit I like it ;P

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SpiceDong's picture

I thought this was Xtina...whenever I see a pic of these bitches I have to look twice because I never know which one it is since they both have the same exact look now. And I believe "stars" generate their own heat and radiance, don't they? LOL

Mysmichelle's picture

Self tanner is the new crack

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:25am.

Who in the flying fuck is this lady caca bitch and why is she everywhere lately??
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You read my mind. Seriously. I was like, "Self? Who in the flying fuck is this lady caca bitch and why is she everywhere lately?"

See?

Magick!

But, seriously...I have no clue either? Xtina wannabe? Brit-Brit body double? A real housewife creature that didn't make the cut? I'm at a loss and I'm feeling a little acerbic this morning so I got nada.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:22am.
londonfog me too re the kneecaps.

ITA, can you say knobby knees?

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chowgirl69's picture

Who in the flying fuck is this lady caca bitch and why is she everywhere lately??

MJF's picture

The palms of her hands are orange. Gross.

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Sartastic's picture

I've never heard her music and don't understand the recent attraction to her, but that is one fugly bitch.

Dominique Devereaux's picture

she hasn't got supermodel legs but they are pretty much alright. it looks okay on her. and she's not off to the office or the supermarket. she's probably doing a gig or something hence it being part of the "costume". so in that context it's okay for her.

however what happens when people with cellulite and who are generally out of shape get the idea that they can go outside dressed in this style too. my eyes! lumpy thunder thighs will be on display everywhere. at the checkout, down the pub, on the bus. ugh.

children don't start to try this shit at home. it just won't be for you.

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londonfog me too re the kneecaps.
Provolone and Lady Gaga. what a hot couple! ;P
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MJF's picture

Peep-toe boots. Now THAT'S something you don't see every day.

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Kevette's picture

She sang live on Jay Leno and it was pretty good. Usually fame whores bother me but lady Gaga I actually like.

specialkt's picture

second pic she looks oompa loompa orange-y. mm fake tan.

angel_i's picture

Whatever. I wanna see that photog who nabbed that pic in the first thumb. He caught a PERFECT light star on her glasses. That's super cool.

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I don't see what the big deal is about this person. I saw her perform on some TV show, and had to shut it off.

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Isla's picture

Bitch tucked in/taped his peen very well...give her props for that!
Other than that, he looks as ridiculous as any other drag would look in that outfit!

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I love "Let's Dance" but IMO she'll be a two-hit wonder at most. How could she perform her material live? It's all computer-enhanced and overdubbed.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

From the Pamela Anderson House of (No) Style Collection.

Why must these skanks dress as if every day were a Playboy shoot/bukkake session? Jesus!

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If she knows how to cook a mean eggplant parm I'm all hers. PS great legs

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I can't take my eyes off her kneecaps.