Mickey Rourke Has Really Made It
Hatchetface Rourke is on the top of the world! He has a Golden Globe award, he's going to be in that Iron Man 2 shit, he will most likely get an Oscar nomination and now he has the love of lunatic with a gold-plated heart named Bai Ling! And by "love" I mean she probably just gave him a hand job and maybe an ass lip tickle. Page Six says that at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. the other night, the two "made out and partied pretty hard."
Bai Ling is definitely the loon for Mickey. I mean, she's the only one who can probably stomach waking up to his fish jerky face. I'm sure she's woken up to worse. Remember that fake Bigfoot? Yeah, I think she hit that.
I also would love this union because I need to see Bai walk the red carpet at the Oscars. Everyone was so damn normal at the Golden Globes and the wrecks in chiffon must return! The mess of all messes Sally Kirkland has been M.I.A. on red carpets for a while, so Bai Ling needs to take her place.
By the way, don't tell Bai she was really making out with Mickey. I think she thought she was still making out with the fake Bigfoot. She is really starting to have feelings for him and it will break her little heart if she finds out the truth.
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Oh YES! This couple is a match made in Hollywood Heaven!
Perfect!!!
All he needs is PP on the other side to complete the grotesquerie.
oy...mickey's sausage fingers are just as terrifying as his face...but him and bai sharing lips with each other makes sense...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:47pm.
They make a hot couple and no one can rock satin like Rourke.
He is also rocking some pretty hideous sausage fingers.
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"run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass"--MK, words of wisdom
They make a hot couple and no one can rock satin like Rourke.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MIckey Rourke+Bai Ling+Chateau Marmont+Sexy Times=All Kinds Of Crazy
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Oh, God! Those fingers! Now I remember - even back when he was hot, he had those icky hot-dog fingers! Ick!
Bai Ling had to keep her eyes close the whole time or be so drunk/stoned wasted so she couldn't witness the horror that is Mickey Rourke's face. And I saw a picture of him from the 80s and he was sex on two feet! Dayum he got ugly right quick! He spent all his money on drugs, booze and plastic surgery...it's a damn shame!
STFU!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:17am.
Forget Rourke's face, check out his creature hands! How does he get rings on dem sausage fingers?
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creature hands. lol!!!
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Speaking of faces, has anyone noticed how Heather Locklear has jacked hers up? I caught part of some Lifetime or whatever movie she was in, she was banging this young surfer guy in Hawaii. She has definitely gotten some new cheeks, botox, and lip fillers, she looked like a fucking mannequin. It's really sad.
If boxing did this to his face, he must have been a shitty boxer. Oscar de la Hoya, Mike Tyson, Lenox Lewis, etc, these guys have boxed their entire lives and they still resemble themselves.
I'm thinking the surgeries to repair his face didn't go well. He also looks like he has some lip implants, maybe some cheek ones too?
The skin texture is really unusual as well.
Anyway, I'm dying to see The Wrestler because I fucking love a comeback, so I'm happy for his enigma faced self.
The two of them are like a stew of STD's.
I guess she's the only skank retarded enough to put up with his hideous face and verbal diarrhea regarding George Bush.
I did a 180 on Mickey after seeing his interview with Leno last night.
Boy's been through a bit - rightly or wrongly.
But he's come back older but wiser.
Good for him.
Hope it keeps going.
(I can't believe his dog, Loki, is 17 1/2! )
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I like Mickey. I'm ok with him being around.
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Submitted by joan cusack on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:40am.
Yuck Dee...thanks a lot!
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Yuck Dee...thanks a lot!
I can't put my finger on it, but something about him, just creeps me out.
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Gawd help me...I love Bai Ling. She is actually a good actress.
I think they make a great couple.
*runs away*
Stop hating on Mickey. He owns all of you. By the way those hands are a boxer's hands which he was before and after he quit Hollywood.
Creature peen that requires D batteries. Damn we Dlisters have a kick ass imagination!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:17am.
Forget Rourke's face, check out his creature hands! How does he get rings on dem sausage fingers?
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Holy crappola! Those things look like they require D batteries!
Gross and grosser. But at least MR has talent.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:17am.
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Ewww, thanks Dee! I just barfed a little. Of course, my mind went to his fingers on my bod and now I'm all heebed out!! Not to mention the theory about men's fingers having something to do with the shapes of their peenies...blech.
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They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
Forget Rourke's face, check out his creature hands! How does he get rings on dem sausage fingers?
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He so reminds me of a Gary Busey kinda' guy nowadays. Fried brain (not to the Busey extreme), and ravaged body and face.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
After four years of boxing: broken nose, fractured cheekbone, etc. he had plastic surgery to repair the damage, which changed his appearance. He sure looked great in 9 1/2 weeks. That was made in 1986.
what a lovely couple they make!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:37am.
I'd love to know what he is saying to her...this needs to be in a Caption This photo contest.
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'Proudly grabbing his own jock', "They're real and they're spectacular."
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
MICKEY Rourke (above) is already reaping the benefits of his comeback. The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two "made out and partied pretty hard."
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
I'd love to know what he is saying to her...this needs to be in a Caption This photo contest.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:10am.
I've been trying desperately to figure out exactly what has happened to Mickey's face. For real. Any ideas?
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I'm leaning towards Mack Truck or a vat O' acid.
Why do I get the feeling that Mickey forces his doggies to watch him "do the do".
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Dear Mickey:
You know that person who told you that greasy over-gelled Gotti-looking hair looks good?
They lied to you. Hard.
xoxoxox
Sugaroo
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Manbearpig, according to Mickey it's boxing + age. Not sure I totally believe that!
http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/2008/11/07/boxing-age-mickey-rourk...
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:40am.
It seems every time Mickey's photographed lately, it's with another dog.
Oh, snap! LOL
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:09am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:07am.
She's so picky?
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She's picky in that her victims have to be breathing but other than that, she's all for it with anyone!
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
I've been trying desperately to figure out exactly what has happened to Mickey's face. For real. Any ideas?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:07am.
She's so picky?
...and...
Looking at their attire, I can hear Burl Ives singing "Silver and Gold" from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer soundtrack.
hahaha
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:05am.
They say there's someone for everyone.
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Then how come Parisite is still single?
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
What a way to scare someone first thing in the morning. Yeesh.
I can't take credit for noticing the rings.
But look at Bai Ling!
She has her eyes closed as if she merely suffering the touch of Mickey's claw for fame's sake.
They say there's someone for everyone.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:02am.
Who wears the exact same ring on not just one hand, but on fingers right next door to each other!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can see Mickey pointing those rings at you ane tryna tell you those are his evil witch eyes when he's drunk.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Who wears the exact same ring on not just one hand, but on fingers right next door to each other!!!!!!!!!!!
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They can also double as nip rings for Bai Ling's industrial strength teats!
Man that guy has some nasty-looking fingers.
Blecch.
But I guess they take some of the attention away from his fucked up face.
I can just hear Bai with her little accent (which I'm not even gonna TRY to figure out how to type) saying: O Mickey. You are like MONSTER! MRAWR! I do love those monster men!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Me thinks Bai is an opportunist. The skank has to keep her name in the spotlight somehow.