Kevin Bacon Needs A Job
Somebody give Kevin Bacon a job! And not a blow job! Well, unless you're going to pay top dollar for it. Seriously, can't they write him into the Footloose remake? Or maybe a network can buy BACON'D? Something! Kevin is just not bringing home the bacon the way he used to (GONG!). The bitch needs money.
Kevin and his wife person, Kyra Sedgwick, found themselves swindled by Bernie Madoff. They say they lost everything but the money in their checking accounts and their houses. Kevin told Life & Style that he needs work, "We'll march on. We have to. There's nothing you can do about it. You can't change what happened. Things could be worse. You remember that, and you go on with your life. I didn't see it coming. I don't have anything lined up right now, but I need to work, for obvious reasons."
Kyra has money coming in from The Closer. But Kevin's last gig was that Frosty Snowman/Nixon movie.
Ok, what about a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game show hosted by the man himself. I'd watch that shit. Let's play it now! Shall we? I'll start:
1. I know a bitch.
2. This bitch knows Justin Theroux's dog sitter.
3. Justin Theroux's dog sitter obviously knows Justin Theroux.
4. Justin Theroux was in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle with Shia LaDouche.
5. Shia LaDouche was in New York, I Love You with KEVIN BACON!
Voila. I am separated from Kevin Bacon by 5 degrees. It's your turn. You can use this hot website to help you. I'm sure all of you will beat my ass. 5 is pretty weak.
I have a picture of my wife's (1) great aunt (2) having cocktails with Roger Moore (3) who voice acted with Neve Campbell (4) in Agent Crush, who was in Wild things with Senor BACON (5).
UPDATE: ok fine: I went to dinner several times with my wife's great aunt. So i knew her (1), she knew him (2), who worked with her (3), who screwed over the man himself in the movie Wild Things (4). One less.
Submitted by Seeyolater on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:52pm.
I have a picture of my wife's (1) great aunt (2) having cocktails with Roger Moore (3) who voice acted with Neve Campbell (4) in Agent Crush, who was in Wild things with Senor BACON (5).
hahaha. Clever but a tad tenuous. You could just say, "I saw Footloose," then.
Suzie Dirtypillows on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:23pm.
It came from the movie "Six Degrees of Separation" with Will Smith and Donald Sutherland. The theory was that everyone in the world is separated from everyone else by, at most, 6 degrees. Interesting movie. Kevin Bacon rhymes with 'Separation'. I could Google the Kevin Bacon thing and find out who started it but that would leave nothing for you to do. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
1. I met and smoked cigarettes with Brian Haley.
2. Who was in That Darn Cat with Christina Ricci.
3. Who was in New York, I Love You with Kevin Bacon!
BAM!
Here it is bitches:
1. I once won tickets to a Phil Donahue show where Queen Latifa was a guest on the show.
2. Queen Latifa was in Beauty Shop with Kevin Bacon.
That's two degrees.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
1. Grew up with Josh Hartnett
2. Josh was with Hayden Christiansen in Virgin Suicides
3. Hayden was with Kevin Bacon in New York, I Love You
Anyone know how the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon started? The fact that website exists almost scares me. It's the lovechild of fear and awe, really.
Yup, you win!
What would be really cool is if we could calculate 6 degrees of MK.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I win bitches!
1: I was a production assistant on the movie Digging to China starring-- KEVIN BACON! I met him one day. I was told to hand him his script. Lame, I know, but it's 1 degree baby.
If you've never heard of the movie- it went straight to video.
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Submitted by WhiplashG on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:34am.
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Parts of "The Wrestler" was taped in my brother`in`law's wrestling ring.
And Bacon is from Philly,my son's father is Ron Jaworski's nephew,who played for the Philadelphia Eagles.
COUNT????
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Angel i, are you sure? If you know someone who had a brush with someone famous, you just plug in the famous person's name and count 2 extra, for yourself and your friend. I have people who have met David Duchovny, Mel Gibson and Anthony Hopkins, so that also puts me within 6 degrees of Bacon. That's a nifty little gadget!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
1. My mother works at Ryerson University where Dan Levy was a student
2. Dan Levy is Eugene Levy's son
3. Eugene Levy was in Canadian Bacon with John Candy
4. John Candy was in Splash with Tom Hanks
5.Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon
1. I met Robin Thicke twice.
2. Robin Thicke was on Craig Ferguson twice.
3. Craig Ferguson was on the 60th Primetime Emmys with Kevin Bacon.
3 bitches!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:02am.
I'm in!!!!!
1. I am a bitch!
2. I know John Lithgow
3. John Lithgow was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon
#1- i know an actor
#2- Was in a film with JL
#3- Same.
Me three too
1. In 1987 I was hugged by Jellybean Benitez.
2. Jellybean Benítez was in
"I Love the '80s Strikes Back" with Craig Ferguson
3. Craig Ferguson was in the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards with Kevin Bacon.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
meeee threeee!
I have a friend kate
who works with Kevin Bacon's Niece.
who is related to K.B.
1. I went to school with Ginnifer Goodwin.
2. Ginnifer Goodwin stars in Big Love with Bill Paxton.
3. Bill Paxton starred in Apollo 13 with KEVIN BACON.
Three degrees, bitches!
Yes, After I read it twice lol
Thanks
xxyxz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:01pm
You know, if the email addy you use to sign up doesn't work and tells you it is already being used, I'll give you the one I set up for the CrackSpace and do the confirm email for the Forum and then you should be set....
Does that make sense???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I loved Flatliners.
They shouldn't have revived Julia though.
Love Anderson
I haven't heard from teh MOD yet, So I'm going to make up another usermname that isn't MY username
snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:23pm.
Branderson: where they are bringing people back from the dead and shit?
-YES! FLATLINERS!!!!!! I googled.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Don't worry Kevin! I'll send you some cash!
another one!
1. Andie McDowell stayed at my house
2. Andie McDowell was in Beauty Shop with Kevin Bacon (2005)
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
3!
I kissed Jeff Goldblum
He was in The Sentinel with Eli Wallach
and he was in New York, I love you with Kevin Bacon.
Nice.
Branderson: where they are bringing people back from the dead and shit?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
1. I once met Bruce Greenwood in DEL MAR and he dun kissed n cuddled me.
2. Bruce Greenwood was in DEJA VU' with Val Kilmer 3. Val Kilmer was in HEAT with Tom Sizemore
4. Sizemore was in PEARL HARBOR with Alec Baldwin 5. Baldwin was in SHE'S HAVING A BABY with
Kevin Bacon.
I
Have a good friend who starred in Personal Velocity with Kyra Sedgwick
Kyra bumps nasties with Kevin Bacon
Power of three :)or is it four?
Well,
- I
- have a friend who was in a movie with Eli Wallach
- Eli Wallach was in "New York, I love you" with Kevin Bacon.
SO I AM 3 DEGREES FROM BACON!!
Plain awesome!
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i am a sad dinosaur.
1. My friend met Tom Cruise at a party
2. Tom Cruise was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon
1. I knew Huey Lewis and played with his kids
2. Huey was in Amazon Women on the Moon (???) 1987
with Marc McClure
3. Marc McClure was in Frost/Nixon with Bacon
done and done.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Speaking not only as an adviser in the financial industry but also as a person that actually gives a shit about other people, Bernie Madoff should be strung up by his balls, tarred, feathered, and then beat to death by every person that he fucked over.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
I met Billy Baldwin
Billy was in that flick with Kevin, the one with Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland, early 90's....
I can't remember the name......
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I have NO degrees! Harumph!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
YES!! After more than 12 hours of of wracking my brain, I have, thanks to Jen2, discovered that I am 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.
1.I know a guy who was in Simon Birch.
2.Oliver Platt was in Simon Birch.
3.Oliver Platt was in Frost/Nixon with Kevin
Bacon.
Thanks Jen2. :)
By the way, thanks to that guy, I am, also, 3 degrees of separation from Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton and John Cusack. No, I don't expect they'll be dropping by my house any time soon. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
1. My SIL
2. Went to high school with Linda Cardellini
3. Who was in American Gun with Marcia Gay Harden
4. Who was in Rails & Ties with KEVIN BACON!!
YAY, I didn't even realize I could do it. That totally made my day~lol.
I know a bitch who worked for DeNiro for a while (she hated him) & of course there's a link between DeNiro & Bacon, but I'm too lazy to find it
1. I worked on a movie production
2. Kevin Bacon was in the movie. He's a funny guy!
Next!!
1. My parents know Max Von Sydow.
2. Max Von Sydow was in The Exorcist with Jason Miller.
3. Jason Miller is Jason Patric's father.
4. Jason Patric was in Sleepers with Kevin.
5. I'd give Kevin all sorts of jobs.
I am 1 degree of Kevin Bacon. He and Kyra came and looked at a house I have on the market. My claim to fame. Sad but true.
How sad. I did not know they'd lost everything but the money in their checking accounts?
Madodd needs to be pulled from his house and beat down backwoods style.
This shit is ridiculous!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I wouldn't mind a White Wate Summer sequel.
I would think that 'they could solider on'-I mean at least they have 'houses' left -what about the freaking people who dont even have 'a' house?
Surely these actors dont expect sympathy?
He was good though in What lies beneath'- one with the qualudes scene and also that movie where he was a peodophile-The Woodsman -right?
Anyhoo bla bla bla bla bla zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He is going to be in a movie called "Taking Chance" on HBO. It aires Feb 21.
http://www.hbo.com/events/takingchance>
okay here it goes....
1) I went to the market and bought some bacon
2) I broiled the bacon the next morning
3) I ate the bacon
4) I am 4 degrees from eating kevin bacon
5) he was de-lish
top that bitches!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are making movie sequels to make money to fund their Xenu projects!!!
I walked past him one day at lunch and he smiled at me and my girls when we looked at him like "oh shit, Kevin Bacon" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Bacon can act. Sometimes that doesn't help in Hollyweird.
1) I wrote Kevin a fan letter when he was on "Guiding Light."
2) He answered it & sent me an autographed pic.
I hate to hear that about their finances. Kevin & Kyra seemed like 2 of the good ones.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
1. My brother is in a movie with Peter Berg.
2. Peter Berg is in Going Overboard with Burt Young.
3. Burt Young is in New York, I Love You with Kevin Bacon.
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1. I know a bitch in a Coen Brothers movie.
2. Joel Coen is in Spies Like us with James Daughton.
3. James Daughton is in Animal House with Kevin Bacon.
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Meh.....Bacon 3
edit:
I forgot that my brother is in a movie bomb with Sarah Michelle Gellar, she was in a movie The Air I Breathe with Kevin Bacon...
Bacon number 2....duh what do I win? ...blah nothing...
My wife waited on Kevin Bacon one time. Said he was super friendly, talkative and unpretentious, and introduced himself with a simple, "Hi, I'm Kevin" like any normal dude. She also reports that Kyra Sedgewick is stunning in person.
1. i have a brother-in-law
2. my b.i.l. is tight with björk
3. björk was in pret-a-porter with forest whitaker
4. f.w. was in the air i breathe with bacon
that makes it 4 degrees.