Pyrolezzie!
Lezzie firestarter alert! Courtenay Semel is used to playing with fire (she used to suck on HoHan's matchstick clit), but the post-seizure-faced skank has gone way too far! Page Six says that Nay Nay's ex-partner in pussy, Band-Aid heiress Casey Johnson, showed up at her house after she had a fight with her girlfriend. I guess Casey was looking for some comfort and warmth. She got a little more warmth than she bargained for, because Nay Nay set her hair on fire! "Youuuuuu light up my haaaaaaair..." "Come on baby light my hair on fire....." "Your hair! Your hair! Your hair is on fire!" I can do this all night....
A source said, "Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized." The source went on to say that Casey's mom had to fly out to meet with lawyers about this shit. Casey, who is also a mother to an adopted girl from Kazakhstan (blame Borat), is now strolling around town with shorter hair, because she lost most of it in the fire.
When asked to comment, Nay Nay played that shit down, "There was a fight. But this is a major exaggeration. We are speaking. We are friends."
Yeah, it was no big deal. The bitch just set someone's hair on fire! Nay Nay probably thinks she did Casey a favor, because her hair was gross nasty and now it's totally dyke-ish and hot. The ladies will looooove it. I bet Nay Nay sent Casey an invoice for her services.
If you ever run into Nay Nay on the street or anywhere else, run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass. Because if you don't and you give her an accidental side-eye, the crazy ho will bust a flame on your hair. The fire would eventually move to your eyebrows.....and then you'd have to use a Sharpie. Wait. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.....
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:02am.
Good God can rich people ever have normal children?
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Out of hand????
whaaaat?
lol He loves it! 600 to 700 posts. He's making bank
xxyxz, open threads get a little out of hand...MK will probably put one up soon tho...just you wait.
STFU!!!
Charles, Rawl Assed Coyotes is right...they're both probably under 30 and look at least 45!
STFU!!!
Can I get a Who cares?
lol I need an open thread
Nasty skank hos, they're not even attractive lezzies at that. Who the hell finds these messes attractive? Maybe Wonky would like to be BFF with either one of them, they're the type of emotionally unstable fucktards she's looking for plus at least they're not fatties...yuck!
STFU!!!
She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
Good God can rich people ever have normal children?
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:01pm.
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roger that!
men don't gouge eyes, pull hair or scream. but they should, it SO works.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
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Yeah, guy fights are never that much fun, nor sexy! *LOL*
Both of those hos need a job. Do something productive instead of living off of daddy's money.
Did they just kissed me?
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Just the typical dyke drama you'd find at closing time of any lezzie bar... but usually there's a third hapless victim/other woman involved in this ish..
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Yikes, that bleach blonde chick is seriously anorexic.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Dear God, please let the OC Housewhores douse themselves with gasolina & set each other alight. Thank you and amen.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
1. Casey Johnson resembles a SLIGHTLY cleaned up version of Courtney Love
2. Whomever allowed her to adopt a child should be taken out back and shot
3. "Google me ya dumb fuck" Semal is quite possibly the ugliest thing to evah come down the pike as my dad used to say
That lezzy got crazy eyes and the other one looks like the bleached skeleton of a courtney love
What the hell? I don't even understand the logistics of lighting somebody's hair on fire. As you're punching somebody, you what, just reach into your pocket, pull out a disposable Bic, try to disengage the child safety catch, and then chase the person around the house waving a Bic lighter at them? Or do you just use the classic "Hey what's that behind you!" and then start flinging lit matches at them when their back is turned? /puzzled
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
I've been very bad and need a spanking.
We're still on for that right? I even brought my lint brush for later.
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A'ight bitch, but you know the drill...your safe word is dialing 911...and I'll need to be paid up front,and any Boy George fuckery will result in your immediate death by mauling...
There we have it Ms. TITS, I've got the paper work all drawn up for you... sign, here, here, here, here, and here...
Oh wait. I forgot. I'm not practicing law anymore, I'm practicing medicine...Yes, you will need to sign these insurance forms in the likely...er I mean, unlikely event of your delectable...er, I mean, untimely death....yes, sign here, here, here, here, and if you'll initial here, we'll be all done....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:46pm.
Wow, those dykes are hard-core.
That's why I don't mess with women.
I'll fight a man before I fight a gay woman.
I wouldn't stand a chance!
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roger that!
men don't gouge eyes, pull hair or scream. but they should, it SO works.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
I've been very bad and need a spanking.
We're still on for that right? I even brought my lint brush for later.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:26pm.
1. Looks like Casey Johnson's hair would probably just melt into a puddle of plastic like my Barbie's did when my sister was going through her pyro phase.
2. Why do (SOME) lesbians beat each other up? That's something men do to women. Not something you should be doing if you love women. (Not something ANYONE should do to ANYONE, period, but you know what I mean)
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hah yeah, I see that too. I think maybe it's the hard core dyke version of a bitch slap. I'm thinking stereotypical male gay hissy fits.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:26pm.
2. Why do (SOME) lesbians beat each other up? That's something men do to women. Not something you should be doing if you love women. (Not something ANYONE should do to ANYONE, period, but you know what I mean)
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Ho, I will amen you ass on that, sista. Giiiiirl, I've known a few lesbionic couples and let's see...3 out of the 4 I knew were violent with each other at least once. I mean, WTF???? I realize statistically this means nothing, but I'm just sayin', biches quit beatin' yo' bitches...That ain't right, so quit that shit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow, those dykes are hard-core.
That's why I don't mess with women.
I'll fight a man before I fight a gay woman.
I wouldn't stand a chance!
did the johnson heiress put bandaids on her head after her hair went up in flames?
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
1. Looks like Casey Johnson's hair would probably just melt into a puddle of plastic like my Barbie's did when my sister was going through her pyro phase.
2. Why do (SOME) lesbians beat each other up? That's something men do to women. Not something you should be doing if you love women. (Not something ANYONE should do to ANYONE, period, but you know what I mean)
3. Mr. Hekki went out with one of the Johnson bitches. Every time he complains about money, I tell him he should have married HER. Then he shuts up.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:16pm.
*rubs up against your legs*
*purrs*
I miss your raspberry (avie). ;-)
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Lighting this stank piece of trash's hair is the equivalent of lighting a bag of dog shit on a hated neighbour's porch. Maybe Nay Nay should have stepped on her head.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:54pm.
I tought I taw a putty tat.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:43pm.
THE HAIR IS PROBABLY RETARDANT PROOF
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clearly that wasn't the case - the retard bit.
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That was funny, ho. :-)
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Can just any ho order a baby from Kazakhstan? Damn.
*securing aspestos hat on tiger head*....
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and this is why we can't resist playing dress-up with your fluffy tiger ass.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
*looks around nervously*
*cautiously approaches Charles Manson*
Excuse me, I think that might be "putty" knife.
Um, okay. Bye.
*tiptoes away...FAST*
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Submitted by harlee25 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:16pm.
Why is she famous???
At last!! All together now...
"Google her, you dumb fuck!!"
(That references a way earlier post and is not a personal shade-throwing remark. Jussayin. Don't light my hair on fire, 'kay?)
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:39pm.
WHAT HAIR ARE GOING TO FUCK LIGHT ON FIRE STUPID ASSHOLES. THE HAIR IS PROBABLY RETARDANT PROOF
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It was "Retardant Proof". Just not fire proof. With all of the hairspray and other crap many of us women put in our hair it's a wonder more of us don't go up in flames.
Burn tha roof off tha mutha, burn tha roof off the mutha sucker, burn roof off tha sucker..
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
The Johnson & Johnson heiress is richer than Paris Hilton.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:36pm.
Tiger - you gotta throw a
GO NAY NAY, IT'S YA BIRFDAY
in there for people to know you mean business
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I was so going to, but I got intimidated by the idea of Nay Nay around any birfday candles, so I nixed that idea....*securing aspestos hat on tiger head*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
THE HAIR IS PROBABLY RETARDANT PROOF
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clearly that wasn't the case - the retard bit.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Icky poo.
What?
You expected some Shakespeare on crack? The weekend cometh, lords and ladies of dlisted.
;p
WHAT HAIR ARE GOING TO FUCK LIGHT ON FIRE STUPID ASSHOLES. THE HAIR IS PROBABLY RETARDANT PROOF AND WOULD STOP BEFORE THE MOTHERFUCKING SCALP. IT WOULD TAKE A FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING PUDDY KNIFE TO GET THE GODDAMN FUCKING MAKEUP OFF THOSE BITCHES AND THEY STILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAWL ASSED COYOTES EVEN BEFORE FUCKING THAT. NASTY SHIT.
Tiger - you gotta throw a
GO NAY NAY, IT'S YA BIRFDAY
in there for people to know you mean business
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Casey Johnson looks like a poor man's Cameron Diaz. With better skin.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You bitches, NAY NAY IN DA HOUSE.....
And don't you be fightin'...
'less she she be ignitin'
yo' nasty ass weave...
oh, and you best believe....
She Nay Nay
She Nay Nay
Go Nay Nay
Go Nay Nay....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A way better fight than those other lame bitches,wish that was on tv instead!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bad Girls... watch and learn ladies
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
wow that is some hard core bitch fighting right thurr...
I wish a bitch would try to light my hair on fire, I wish a bitch would...
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I'm from Brooklyn, so I have a little hustler
in my blood....
Rich people are so unhappy. If I were a Semel or a Johnson, I'd buy places on Hamilton Island and Martha's Vineyard and live out my days watching the sun rise and set.
That's pretty sick! When I was in high school I saw a chick light a girls hair on fire in the bathroom..its was 80's big hair and it went FASHOOM! Fast! I wonder if extensions smolder or just go right up like a hair sprayed perm. I need current pics of this Casey person just for comparison.
Yay for a real fight..
-you just know I'd have been one of the folks standing around the gallows drinking and cheering on the hatchet man :)
I do have an Energizer battery in my ass...oops!
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