The Bad Girls Club Fight I've Been Waiting For!
I watch The Bad Girls Club every week for the bitchfights alone. There's usually one every episode, but this week's is my favorite so far this season. I was waiting for this. The shit started when Amber M and Kayla started bitching over a $2 tip at dinner. This trickled into the car where fists started flying. Amber M finally told the other Amber to pull over so she could handle things with Kayla.
Amber, being the elegant swan that she is, got out of the car barefoot and started to fight Kayla in a damn gas station. Mozart started playing in my ears because this was so beautiful. I mean, fighting a bitch barefoot over $2 at a gas station? Alistair Cooke should havefloated down from heaven to narrate this event on PBS. It was that classy.
The fight ended in a choke-off. When they got home, Kayla realized she was going to be kicked off, so she did the honors herself and left. Strangely enough, Amber M stayed. That dumb bitch threw punches too. Yes, they were weak ass punches, but she stilled busted on Kayla.
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Amber kicked her in the coochie! OMG ROFLMAO
U gotta give it to the white girl though. She was not backing down. The other girl looked a bit worried for a second like.. This white girl here may be crazy! You go snow white with your bad self.
I know this thread is dead but I wanted to address the last post. If you have adrenaline, you can kick anyone's ass. If you have a sense of survival, you can kick anyone's ass. If you're mad and fucking crazy (I get that way some times) nothing will stop you from fucking a bitch up, whether you've fought all your life or not. I am not a fighter but I've cut a few bitches (men) and threw my share of heineken bottles at people's heads (all who deserved it) but I don't fight. I'm not a street fighter but a survivalist which means I'll pick up a fucking brick in a minute if I'm near one. This is something I didn't see any of those girls do.
In writing my essay, all I have to say is if you find yourself in a situation like that, think of yourself as the lone, last heroine of a horror movie. Envision that shit and you'll know what to do black or white fighter or pacifist.
BTW I'm a black immigrant who grew up upper middle class in america.
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i think the problem is that unless you grew up in a rough neighborhood and had to fight growing up, most white girls (myself included) don't know how to fight. if its serious i always like to go into battle with a broken beer bottle. otherwise, i wouldn't know what to do.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
"ughh, the worst part of this season is hearing that broad from boston saying, "i'm from boston". STFU, already." SnadieRW, I thought I was the only one that noticed that. She is not the only one though. All of them feel the need to constantly remind people of where they are from. Why? It is getting on my fucking nerves. I just had to show this...um, 'fight' to my sister. She was on the floor laughing at these dumb bitches. I work in a daycare and this morning these three year olds fighting over a box of crayons were hitting harder than them. I laughed so hard because it was too cute but these two are just pathetic. LMAO.
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I agree these bitches can't fight. A fight involves fists and spitting out teeth, not hair pulling and grabbing necks. Lame. The one from last season who thought she was bad ass was the faked tittied Latina girl. I forget her name. She'd get drunk and go flying through the air like and start wailing like rabid Tasmanian Devil if some bitch just looked at her wrong. But she came across as more unstable than tough. In fact that's been true of everyone that's been on this show. Remember that crazy drunk skank Ripsi? Mostly the scrappers on that show are just a bunch of mentally unbalanced cunts who can't handle their liquor.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
This was SO not a fight!
I have seen bitches begin fighting and end up damn near nekkid, Vaseline hanging from their noses, ear-rings broken off and on the sidewalk, and titties OUT of bras.
They need to try again and get back with us!
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hmm, you'd think the bitch from compton would destroy this little white girl! but whatever. ughh, the worst part of this season is hearing that broad from boston saying, "i'm from boston". STFU, already. i must say amber m. is a dumbass but now i kinda like her in a "fight a bitch from compton while barefoot at a gas station" sort of way. one word for next week.... TANIISHHA!
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I was surprised, I thought Amber would have got beat down good. They held back. I fought better than that when I was 12 when I gave a girl a black eye. LOL! she asked for it. I wonder what it would've been like if there were no cameras.
All talk and no action. Blondie should have given the tight bitch a "Glasgow Kiss"..
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One thing I wanna know though, is what's up with the neighbors across the street that go in a white limo now and then, just the men, not the women, partying somewhere. I get jealous. Oh they are all dressed up too in some suits.
Speaking of hoods, I live in a hood that is mostly black, it's a middle class hood (not that that matters I'm just describing it_) and there are no fights in this hood. the loudes t one is me cause I'm mentally ill lol. The only time I had a problem with a neighbor was when her kids were kicking my dog. She straightened it out right away. They were little kids that were scared of dogs. But who can be scared of a 22 lb tibetan spaniel? Anyway problem was fixed and we made the back yard where he can't squeeze on out anyway now . The black neighbors are great (I already knew that race has nothing to do with nothing i'm just saying this for ignorant people which I know is not most people here on d listed).
I like you Wanted. I see past it and that's what makes you so 'dahling'.
Could this be any faker than the Sharon Osbourne fight? Suckers!
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that awas halarious!
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:26pm.
Bitch, please! I seen a girl walk home after getting her eye slit open with a razor blade. That girl had to walk around with an eye patch for three months with fucking stitches in her eye. IN HER EYE.
And it was just an ordinary fucking thing, too. Nobody even called the cops. Cops get called when somebody dies. And over here in the bloody fifth... no one goes home after a fight without some blood on their weave.
Sincerely a fucking slut,
Wanted
Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:21pm.
Guess you must not have caught the dreaded Cooch Kick. That was hardcore.
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Why didn't they just fight? I mean. How hard is it to bust up someone's nose! This show should be called Good Girls House. Bitches in my hood fuck it up Fight Club style, those cunts give my spine the fucking Amy Winehouse Heroine Shakes.
Sincerely a fucking slut,
Wanted
Hilarious. Sometimes I almost wished I watched these shows, and then I remember that MK culls the best of it and I save precious time by coming here and only watching the good stuff.
Amber was the main one to start this mess and keep it going. She wanted so hard to prove that she was bad and that's why she got out the car to fight. Even when they were in self defense class, Amber was talking about how she can beat kayla's ass and I actually thought she would have. LMAO. A self-defense class is what got Amber thinking she was all big and bad and still got her ass whopped by someone that can't fight worth shit. At 2:07 you can clearly see Amber is shaking. WTF?? What kind of bitch fight was this? Anyway, that fight was all about trying to prove something. It was weak as hell and I couldn't believe that girl had so many bruises on her. Back at the house Amber tried to act like Kayla came out of nowhere and just started hitting her. When, in fact, it was Amber that kept going on and on about a damn two dollar tip. Both of them bark louder than they can bite. I really don't know where they get these 'bad girls' from because these girls on this show are more annoying than bad. I wanted kayla and both the amber's to leave because they give me a damn headache. Dannygirl, all black girls are not violent. I am mix with black and white but I live in a community that is predominately white. There is a fight in the street every single damn day. All these white girls do over here is fight. You need to take that racist shit else where. Do you watch reality shows? White girls on reality shows fight just as much as the black ones. Look at that chick who is from Boston and all the white girls on season two. Please. Your brothers probably aren't anything worth dating anyway. ===============================================
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:05pm.
No worries, Karen; I find most bigots amusing.
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Glad to see some good comes out of it-- and if that's the case, I'm betting you'll have hours of entertainment to look forward to, the way things have been going lately :-).
No worries, Karen; I find most bigots amusing.
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:33pm
Thanks, saw that part but not the original comment nor Dannygrl's (or however you spell it). Kudos to MK for running a classy site. (I know, irony, right?)
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Dannygrls was just about how "black girls are so violent" and how her "5 brothers would go gay before dating a black girl." I hate to even repeat that, it just brings up a bad subject, but I know I hate it when someone references something and I have no idea what it was-- just doing my part to fill you in :-)
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You got one?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:33pm
Thanks, saw that part but not the original comment nor Dannygrl's (or however you spell it). Kudos to MK for running a classy site. (I know, irony, right?)
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I can't stand that black girl! (and since we are talking about racism no i'm not) She is sooooo loud on that show. I'm not talking about loud, i'm talking about LOUD. She has to have attention on her 24/7, has to have the last word, etc. Her getting kicked of was right. She is always the one starting things. I can't stand that other girl either that dates that old man . Those two Ambers are probably two people I wouldn't talk to in real life but I think it's funny when they pick on the girl that dates the old man.
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:04pm.
Did the bad comments get deleted or something? I don't see what you guys are referencing...
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Read Charles Manson's comment. He pasted the aforementioned comments into his reply.
Bad Girls Club is my guiltiest pleasure! I'm fucking glad Kayle got kicked off. She's trashy at best and needs rehab like a motherfucker.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:14pm.
ROTFL!
Spider monkey!
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Hey, presh. I'm in the open topic iffin' you want to catch up? I'm trying to respect MK's new rules. He's bending over backwards to please us hookerz so I figure I gotta do my part and comply.
I'm no good at fighting. I hate the idea of a real fight-fight. I once pumped up my arms and I was shocked that I could get pretty 'built' but when my arms didn't fit into my sleeves any longer I realized that being all muscular was not my thang. :))
Thats why I don't watch this shit. Two people were fighting but only one gets kicked off. Thats some BS.
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Dannygrl is not even worth responding to, that being said, that is THEE WORST FIGHT EVER!!!!!!!!
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lol I dared to forbid her from doing something and she looked at me like she wanted to fight and I said what's your problem, you wanna kick my ass??? (I was totally kidding) and she came at me full speed like a spider monkey. I really had to defend myself against this little child for a second before I realized I had a good 60lbs on her, I was so impressed.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:07pm.
LMFAO! Hard core! I fought with my younger sis in some drag-down, dirty fights and she was a tom-boy and I was a girlie girl so even though I was older than her she could still kick my pansy ass. haha
hai how are ya!
I slap harder than that when I think there's a fly on me.
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that shit was weak as fuck. My 7 year old sister got billy badass one day and told me she was gonna whoop my 16 year old ass. She did more damage that day than either of these bitches combined.
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boomsy,
I think enough of us reported the racist asshole and it got deleted.
So yeah. The whole thing is moot now.
Did the bad comments get deleted or something? I don't see what you guys are referencing...
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Cunts are fighting cunts no matter what fucking shade of skin.
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Oh dannygirl, im pretty sure if your brothers made that statement they have suckled on the peen already.
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Umm, isn't this Dlisted where the majority of us are cynical, funny, and sarcastic..take the racist, he said, she said, I'm black, I'm white, he's gay but i'm not, but i don't have a problem with it" discussion to the "other" site coughcoughPerezcoughcough. The threads here are always so upbeat and cynical I hate when it gets brought down with "serious" stuff.
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WOW..WITH THE RACIST STUFF!! I DONT WATCH THIS SHOW BUT I KNOW THAT IF IT WOULD OF BEEN TWO BLACK CHICKS FIGHTING IT WOULD OF BEEN ACCEPTABLE BUT SINCE ONE WAS WHITE ALL OF A SUDDEN RACE AS A PART.DANNYGIRL I DONT KNOW YOU OR YOUR FAMILY BUT IF YOUR BROTHERS WOULD GO GAY BEFORE DATING A BLACK GIRL THEN THEY ARE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE ANYWAY. I NEVER HEARD ANYONE USE THAT TERM WHO HADNT ALREADY DIPPED THEIR PEN IN THE BROWWN INK. OR THEY ARE WEAK ASS MEN THAT CANT HANDLE THEMSELVES AND THEY RATHER LIVE LIFE AS PUNKS.
IT HURTS DOESNT IT?? HOW DO YOU THINK BLACK WOMEN FEEL WHEN WE HAVE TO HEAR SHIT LIKE THAT?SOMEBODY RATHER GO GAY THEN DATE US??IM LUCKY THAT I FOUND A STRONG MAN BODY,MIND AND SOUL WHO RATHER FUCK ME THEN A MAN.(HE COMES HOME FROM IRAQ ON SAT)YAY!)
ALSO I DONT WANT ANYONE TO TAKE THIS AND TURN IT INTO I THINK GAY MEN ARE WEAK BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ISNT TRUE. I WAS RAISED IN THE BAYAREA,CA AND MY UNCLE WHO HAD A STRONG PART IN RAISING ME IS GAY AND HIV POSITIVE AND HE WOULD TOTALLY AGREE WITH WHAT IM SAYING.
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LOL, it's ironic that you posted this, MK. I didn't have class today and somehow ended up watching a marathon of this foolishness when I should have been studying or writing a paper (procrastination is the enemy of time). I just caught this episode about an hour ago. This was the most awkward fight ever...at a gas station, barefoot, and then they stand their choking each other for like 5 minutes, WTF? I'm glad Kayla or KC whatever her name is went home. Chick had issues and was borderline tranny material.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:37pm.
Negative, and join the dry spell club *hands over a drink*
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:37pm.
Kitten fight! Kitten fight!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:13pm.
Sorry, but this kinda thing irks my pickle!
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Would you happen to have any pics of your irked pickle?
I've had kind of a dry spell lately...
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Kitten fight! Kitten fight!