The Real Housewives Of Orange County: Gretchen Gets Wasted!
While watching Gretchen make her liver weep in pain on The Real Housewives of Orange County last night, I just fucking knew that Bravo was going to pull some shit and throw a "To be continued..." up there when it started to get scandalous. That's exactly what they did. AHHHH! The used of TBC should be banned from TV. I want that shit now.
Let me explain the events leading up to the clip above for those of you who were too busy doing hood rat stuff last night. Tamra tried to throw some fancy dinner party but it turned into the "Watch Gretchen Act Like A Drunk Slut Show." And it was all that hot bitch (I can't help but not love her) Tamra's fault. Earlier in the night she told Vicki that they should try to get Gretchen as fucked up as possible so that she can act the fool. That's right. Friends help friends get as tanked as humanly possible. That's what I say too. But honestly, Tamra might as well have dropped some GBH in the bitch's drink.
On the other hand, those tequila shots weren't magically jumping into Gretchen's mouth. Although, I swear a tequila shot or two actually jumped into my mouth. I swear. This is not what happened to Gretchen. I think she sort of knew where things were going to go. There comes a time when you're getting wasted that you arrive at a fork in the road. You can either a) go barf and drink a Gatorade. Or b) keep going until you blackout and can't be responsible for your actions. Gretchen chose b.
Because Gretchen was obliterated, she started majorly flirting with Tamra's rapey-faced son, Ryan, while her dying sugar pepaw was at home (he passed away since this episode was filmed). Ryan seems like he's fucking skilled at taking advantage of whores when they're riding the drunk train. The episode ended with Ryan and Gretchen in the bathroom about to maybe get it on over the toilet. I'm hoping that all that booze mixing (tequila, wine, etc...) just made Gretchen barf all over Ryan's "nugget" inner lip tattoo.
Gretchen disappoints me. This is not how a gold digger behaves herself. You don't fuck with hot pieces when you don't legally have the gold yet. And if you're going to be fucking stupid and get with a bitch, at least make it a hot one. Gretchen should be all over Jeana's son Shane, not that nasty ass Ryan. He looks like he has permanent coke breath. Wretched. And I bet the dick is always semi-soft and skinny like a breadstick. A soggy breadstick is not worth it.
P.S. - I have filed the cuddle threesome between Gretchen, Ryan and his mom under "You So Nasty."
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I hope Gretchen rocks Ryanweaselface's world.
and Tamara and Vicky should be kicked off the show; they take themselves waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.
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umm did anyone else notice how lynn tried to give gretchen a ride home and tamra was like NO she's staying here for tonight. that's bitchy.
also gretchen is hot shit.. def the prettiest one on all of the housewives shows (lauri was too when she was on it). and jeana was pretty back in the day. look at the kids she popped out! they are hot and well rounded. cant say the same for lynn's kids. or tamra's.
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:55pm.
These bitches are all skanks and shouldn't be allowed to wear chanel.
haha, AGREED!
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i was cringing the whole show. no, no, no gretchen you do Not get it on with one of the womens sons in front of everyone. I do put alot of the blame on tamra and ryan too. ryan was being really creepy-seduce and rape the drunk girs- gotta make sure she's drunk enough. I don't think that gretchen was asking for it, he was all over her. sometimes when your that drunk its hard to realize and say no, especially when he's obviously got lots of practice at talking mostly unwilling drunk girls into kissing him.
ew. i hope gretchen slaps him down in the bathroom.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Oh Damn! I fell asleep on Tuesday and missed this episode. Just watching this clip makes me feel icky-dirty though. Bravo scripted and put Tamra up to this...very gross if they think this is compelling reality TV...incestual behavior between a mother and son...a drunk slut...
What you know and what you think you know often have nothing to do with each other.
It was like watching a crime in progress. Momma hillbilly disables the victim so her creepy son can rape her. Momma even makes sure the drunk girl spends the night so he has plenty of time to do the deed. Karma is going to be a bitch.
Tubereuse, I don't think she has the money...I know she is always saying she works all the time, but he could do way better than her...their relationship is just so weird.
I cannot believe that I have gotten sucked into this show, I never watch tv except for cnn, news, etc. and now this.
I love it!
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:49am.
The one I am most fascinated with is Vikki's husband. He so obviously hates her with a passion but refuses to give her half his money!
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I think the earner is Vicki and he basically is unemployed -- anyone know? Since Ca. is a community property state, in a divorce they would split all marital assets, so each would have a less grand lifestyle. Maybe that's why he stays. Vicki says he never touches her (good grief) so it's not for the sex.
I had liked Gretchen, though am not a fan of her butt-shaking, and I don't see what's wrong with going to her parents' nearby lake house for one weekend. You can't sit in a hospital room for 8 months straight. But I'm perplexed that she kept drinking at that party and then shouting like a fool, as if she thought those people and Bravo were her friends. It was sad and shocking. She must be terribly naive. Ryan and Tamra act like they're into each other sexually, and Tamra must have thought she'd provide him a drunken blow-up doll Mommy substitute. Unethical Bravo probably stood there and filmed his every breadstick-thin thrust.
Gretch is beautiful and WAYYYYYYYYYY younger looking than the other spent hookers. Of course they are gonna rag on the younger, prettier one. haha
I never laughed so hard as when Gretchen drunkenly asked, does Simon have a girlfriend? That was hilarious!! Tamara (and Droopy Dog face Vicki)are so terribly jealous of Grethen, it reminds me of high school mean girls. Tamra and her whole family are so disgusting!! Her jealous plot backfired on her and exposed her son for the rapist-in-waiting low life he is. On national television!! Good luck finding a job now Ryan, you little ruffie packing prick. Your mom set you up so millions of people can think of you as a predator. I felt like I was watching a CRIME happen.
Ryan has GAYFACE. Since the first episode I saw him in, my gaydar went off. He is totally gay and he doesn't even know it, plus he tries to act way to manly to overcompensate.
As far as Gretchen goes, I was on her side until this episode. Now, I think she's just a gold diggin' skank ho.
The other skanks Vicky and Tamra are the absolute worst example of women. It's like high school all over again. Vicky: I work all the time for my OWN money. My husband is a nobody. Love me Mommy! Tamra: I'm a mannerless skank. Love this show, it's a complete trainwreck!
"And I bet the dick is always semi-soft and skinny like a breadstick. A soggy breadstick is not worth it."
HAHAHA I can so see Ryan's peen looking like this!! And he has complete rape face -- he is a disgusting weasel -- just like his "klassy" mom !!
I love Lynn -- and if she's a pothead, I love her even more !
I can't tell any of these generic blonde philistines apart.
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Lynn--tanorexic,bad boob job,leather skin. allows her teen daughters to dress like street walkers(footnote: all the housewives, every city for the most part, dress like trash, tacky, inappropriate, even tho they have the money to dress in a flattering way they look so cheap...
Tamra--Zero redeeming qualities,have never seen a glimmer of goodness in her. And how many kids does she have? The # keeps changing. Has CREEPY relationship with her son.
Vicki--Crazy,manic,overbearing workaholic. If I were her kids, I'd be outta there the day I turned 18 if not before. Treats husband like crap, He should leave her.
Jeana, feel sorry for her. She needs to get her personal life together. She appears to be nice.
Gretchen--golddigger. But her hubbie got a trophy wife (I use the work trophy loosely,gag!), so he is no better than she is. (sympathy for his illness)
'nuff said.
Vikki bears a close personal resemblance to a post-op Dog the Bounty Hunter, IMHO.
No one else thinks that Ryan has totally gayface? Cause he does.
The one I am most fascinated with is Vikki's husband. He so obviously hates her with a passion but refuses to give her half his money!
I could see him killing her, but I guess after the show it would be a little risky.
Jeana's the only decent one out of that bunch, but she raised 3 horrible kids. I think there's some monkey business between Kara and Simon. Going shooting was totally inappropriate, IMO.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Although nobody forced a drink down Gretchen's throat doesn't mean that some of the blame should not be placed on Tamra or her son for encouraging her to drink to the point where it was pretty friggin obvious she was intoxicated. I'm sure Gretchen was going through a lot and was letting off some steam as having a cancer stricken fiance can be emotionally draining and shame on Tamra & her son for taking advantage of her. Really, they just reached a new level of low. I'd be so embarassed for them.
I love how Tamra backstabbed Vicki to Lori during their lunch. Tamra is an insecure twat. Hope Vicki gets an eyeful of that episode:) Like I said, they all suck ass. Jeana & Lynne are the most tolerable, prolly too nice for that show but Jeana can have her bitchy moments. Plus Vicki is a fucking whiny brat in constant need of confirmation from her mommy. She wears her mom out, it's pretty obvious. Christ she's damn near 50, why does she need her mother's GD attention so much?? I was talking about this shit with my favorite sister. We were comparing Vicki to our older cunt of a sister. The similarities are UNCANNY. Can't wait for next week's reveal!
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Wow, that's really bitchy, to want someone to fail so you set them up with booze and your own kid.
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It's so fucking creepy that her son is groping all over his mom's friend right in front of his mom! Who
the fuck would get horny in that situation? Sure she's hot, but jeezus that is just so creepy!
Not to mention I dont see WTF is wrong with Gretchen to leave her finance (HA! typo but fitting) in the hospital while she goes and gets plastered.
If I was drunk while the love of my life was dying in a hospital all i would do is cry about it.
but that's just me.
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Submitted by firstclasstohell on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:47pm.
I watched and loved every last minute. Tamra's son Ryan looks like the love child of a bridge troll and Christian Slater - but you know he's a winner, because after giving up the cop idea, they mentioned he just graduated from Bartending School.
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Nasty gross.
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I effing love Gretchen!
I think Tamra is a nasty fucking cunt for what she did to Gretchen. And Vicki is her fugly dried up bitch of a friend.
It was totally not cool to take advantage of Gretchen like that.
These bitches are all skanks and shouldn't be allowed to wear chanel. I can't stand them. I've acted this way but come on they are what 40? I was doing this at 25 and under. And they have kids. I used to know people like this that had kids at 16 and of course they would act this way, but these bitches shouldn't be.
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FilthyBitch, just to clarify, if Jeana lived in MY town, shed be the hottest girl in town with a hot body.
But, since she is in the OC which is the most disgusting, superficial place on earth she needs to lose mega weight to be prettier.
Gross!
The son is a hillbilly with a rapist wit. The ways he eyes her is so gross and he totally let her go potty on his leg. I bet he has whiskey peen all the time. Tamra is so the old housewife, she can't learn new tricks, not even to eat with her left hand. Has-been.
I actually like Gretchen. I'm 19 and my mom recently had a stroke that landed her in the hospital for two months. I stayed with her and now I'm her caretaker and I NEVER get to get out of the house. God knows I need to let off some steam myself D:
What I don't like is Tamra and Ryan basically taking advantage of her pain right now. Ryan is ew and overall disgusting.
i used to like vicky best but she and tamra are so catty together... blech!! tacky tacky people.
but more importantly - why did this episode not air yet in the DC market? I think it's not on until next Tuesday.
Oh. Except about Jeana . Who is a hot hot mess.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:29pm.
MK!!! Did you just "spoil" the show? Were we supposed to know that Gretchen's sugar daddy dies? How is she going to stay on the show? I mean she's not even technically a hosewife now, but if he dies?
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Whaaaa? These women are *housewives*? (sorry I don't watch much tv). In the *Real Housewife World*, these women would be sneered at. They're not wearing sweatpants, gulping scalding coffee, wiping spit-up off their shoulder and screaming at kids to keep it down and stop choking your baby brother. So, regretfully I inform you, they're *not* housewives.
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I watched and loved every last minute. Tamra's son Ryan looks like the love child of a bridge troll and Christian Slater - but you know he's a winner, because after giving up the cop idea, they mentioned he just graduated from Bartending School.
Bravo is totally doing the bait and switch with the whole "To Be Continued" thing. Good samaritan Jenna will break up the love fest on the toilet before Gretchen does anything too nasty. I kept thinking to myself "If only Gretchen's dead fiance were alive to see this!"
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I love the gloating, bitter pursed-lips of the other women and the way the mens' eyes are glazing over with lust every time she wobbles and wiggles in front of them. The women can bitch and pontificate all they like about how disgusting Gretchen is. The men don't feel that way.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Sorry, I couldn't watch the whole clip...
Ryan dee gusting...I always thought he was a little gay...
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:29pm.
MK!!! Did you just "spoil" the show? Were we supposed to know that Gretchen's sugar daddy dies? How is she going to stay on the show? I mean she's not even technically a hosewife now, but if he dies?
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I dunno, dude. I think the answer is in your typo because that Kim Zoulchek or whatever ain't married either.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
MK!!! Did you just "spoil" the show? Were we supposed to know that Gretchen's sugar daddy dies? How is she going to stay on the show? I mean she's not even technically a hosewife now, but if he dies?
(typo, but I'm leaving it)
I think they are ALL just trailer trash with money and I love watching them out-skank each other!
And Vicki is one of the strangest-looking human beings I have ever seen.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that Tamara has packed on the pounds and fried her hair. She was pretty stupid even before this show.
I think her son's obsession with her (anyone remember him handling his mom's panties around the house last year??) that has kept him from continuing the trend of becoming a parent before age 18, like his mother and grandmother.
Tamara's husband has two modes... horny, getting groped by his wife or pissed off at everyone. What a bunch of losers, thinking it's cool to show the whole world how trashy they are.
Nothing as nauseating as a nasty drunk ho...yuck
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
don'tcha love it when rich bitches get drunk? They are so like you and I except they have tupperware tits. I wish I had tupperware tits...then I can be just like them.
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I hate everyone saying Jeana would be the hotter or prettier if she lost weight. She is heavier than the the others on the show, but standing next to most women in America her age, she is by far smaller. And not sure about this - but every place online that lists her birth date says it is September 18, 1955 - is it possible she is really 53? WTF even her wikipedia page says that.
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That was so uncomfortable. Nothing like watching old people act like they're teenagers.
And that boy would have done her in a heartbeat.
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tamara is a jealous skank with dried up blond hair and a perma-snarl.
vicki is a frigid asshole that treats her husband like dirt. i hope he leaves her and next season we see them duke it out in divorce court. i would totally watch that!
gretchen: poor poor gretchen. she was vulnerable and these tequila toting vultures wanted to see her stumble and act like a fool. tamra's son is white trash and i *hope* she didn't make a mistake with that dirtbag. now if it was jeanna's son shane, that would be a different story. that boy is fine.
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Not to defend Tamara, but she DID explain that she thinks Gretchen is a major shit talker, and wanted to point out how much she REALLY cares about her money, er, husband... and since when is it someone else's fault you get plastered and act like a skanky ho? I just don't get blaming Tamara. All be damned if someone else is responsible if I get like that. Gretchen is a fucking adult. No one forced her to drink. And when Tamara told Vicki "hehe we are going to get Gretchen plastereddddd"... as Vicki pointed out, Gretchen was pretty much already on planet Plastered.
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Submitted by LilyBartleby on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:36pm.
PS -- I love Jeana and Gretchen. They are normal and kind-hearted. Jeana would actually be the prettiest if she dropped alot of weight. She should do it just to piss Pizza Face and Tamra off.
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Ditto! Jeana is the prettiest by far. Pizza Face and Tamra need to get married they're so up each other's panties.
I almost had a cardiac when I saw the TBC ticker. Damn...I don't know if I can wait. I hope Ryan didn't do Gretchen. She was so plastered she probably would have gone for it.
Thank you for reminding me LilyBartleby!!!!
That new chick Lynn needs major help. She thinks she is so hot and her husband and daughters are constantly saying it, and she looks ROUGH AS FUCK! Her face looks like a man!
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I fucking HATE Ryan - his face just screamssss DOUCHEBAG.
And as much as I wanted to like Gretchen, I can't help but hate the bitch. I don't care how stressful your shit is, when your husband is dying in the hospital, you do NOT go party at the lake. That is just the lowest of the low. Then this fuckery happens... I hope this whore is lying in a hospital bed near death some day and some ugly ass douche like Ryan is running around partying and spending all her money while she lies there.
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