Fuggie & Josh's Precious Wedding Picture
I'm pretty sure UsWeekly screwed up that quote from Fuggie Fug. What she really said is, "I held back the crotch tears." Obviously, she did a bad job and that's why she had to pose with her ass to the camera. Hiding the piss stains!
But seriously, Josh looks like he's posing in a JcPenney catalog and Fuggie's dress looks like it came out of one. That's the kind of tight shit you wear to the prom when you don't want to want to give up the panty. True story. One of my slutty friends in high school bought the tightest and longest prom dress she could find because she said she didn't want to be tempted to fuck her boyfriend in the bathroom. If she wore a skin-tight dress it would be too much work. She did it anyway in the parking lot.
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On her wedding day this bitch couldn't put a brush through her hair?
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
My husband thinks shes hot-I sort of get it until she massacred Barracuda with Heart standing right there on the same stage!
Hes sort of a hot...
her haircolor looks like shit-if shes nice to me Ill give her the name of my colorist here in LA...
She has to ask weally weally nicely though!
he's a very cute guy:-)
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"...and Fuggie's dress looks like it came out of one. That's the kind of tight shit you wear to the prom when you don't want to want to give up the panty."
LOL. I was thinking the same thing when I saw the cover. The dress is ugly.
Anyone taking this magazine seriously in any way, shape or form needs to be shot in the face and castrated.
Y'all didn't figure it out? Why is she turned around? HIDING the BABY BUMP! Classic trick. No Catholics here, I take it. The other famous trick for the shotgun pics, hold long flowers in front of the tummy.
I only watch awards shows to see Angelina lose.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:57pm
actually, fergie is kind of dwarfy. She's 4"11. I guess she wears a lot of heels or something
LMAO! My wedding dress looked almost exactly like that, and I got it at JC Penney! lololol
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:28pm.
how did fuggy fug get famous
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By lucking into a group that had other members with actual talent.
ugh it might work at least with the offspring with his massive forehead and her nonexistant one the kids could come out halfway decent.
Look at that hair! She looks as bad as the Olsen twins with that messy, ugly hair. Who would want it to look like that on her wedding day?
I hope a rogue wave brings her breakfast.
Duhmel can wear something from Good Will and still look smoking hot
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yes, It does
*drools*
Who cares about Fergie. I want to hear about Kendra's bizarre life with Hugh *the Pyjama Man* Heffner.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Hoooly. That Josh guy is TALL.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:50pm.
I think her ass looks nice
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Thank gawd I'm not the only one! haha I was too chickenshit to say so but yeah...her ass looks divine!
Were the dames from Wild Orchid her bridesmaids?
And i thought C. Thomas Howell was dead.
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Submitted by on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:33pm.
Wow. Fug's ass looks HUGE in that dress.
Is that good or bad?
I think her ass looks nice
Fergie got her a fine ass husband and I like the fact that she didn't break up anyone's marriage to get him! Congrats to them both, that's all i'm gonna say...
Wow. Fug's ass looks HUGE in that dress.
how did fuggy fug get famous...she is moderate in all areas, singing, looks, etc. and that peeing in her pants thing is just too gross...I mean really, that is unexcusable. If she has to pee so bad on stage, wear depends, for gods sake...I have never known any performers to pee their pants on stage..and then wonder why people make fun of her...
Fuck Fergie!
I am more interested in the pic of Kendra in the corner.
They totally de-lezzed her for that pic.
She looks like she is opposite sex inclined.
Two thumbs up!
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I think these bitches are the perfect couple. I used to think Josh was teh hotness but now his receding hairline makes him look Frankensteinish. Fergie has weird features but an amazing bod so I guess they are even in the looks department.
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Doubt it:(
LOL!@inside Angie's sexy night with Brad.
Of course, The Brangeloonies must be going mad by now! They need sexy times with teh Saintly Ones now!
And I wanna know about Kendra!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
But seriously, Josh looks like he's posing in a JcPenney catalog and Fuggie's dress looks like it came out of one.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Almost as classy as that Irish Traveller wedding a few months back.
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Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:27pm.
Plus, she peed on stage. How out-of-control-fucked-up do you have to be for that to happen? Especially when it's during a performance, which is her job. It would be like me peeing here at my desk right now with my boss and coworkers watching. What possible excuse could I give for that?
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That made me laugh my fucking ass off. So true. I don't see how the sex kitten thing could possibly work for her. Don't you have to be hot? Bitch looks like Brett Michaels.
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Cheap. Cheap hair, cheap dress, cheap pose. Ugh.
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Did no one tell FuggieFug that the back angle is the most important for a bride? She couldn't do something with her hair? But worse...I can't believe Us paid for a C-List cover story. Pfeh.
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Okay, #1: I don't want to hear anything about Kendra's life with Hef. That whore is the most vulgar, nasty, disgusting bitch I've ever seen on television (and I used to watch Roseanne!)...#2: Fuggie Fug always poses like the Morton Salt girl. It's so annoying. Like, WHO DOES THAT? #3: Where in the FUCK did Angelina get that hideous dress? I guess she felt guilty getting a sexy new one what with making the adopted kids all share hand-me-downs from the Salvation Army store...
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Dear God,
Can we have 1 day without Skankelina on the cover of ANYTHING that's printed.
LMAO @ MK...Love the true story. I had a friend like that the bitch. Except she fucked everyone's boyfriend and they all still hung out with her the dumb bitches.
What has piqued my curiosity more that Fuggies wedding is Kendra's bizarre life with Hef.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
What a boring, irrelevant couple! I don't even find Josh attractive.
Who cares if Salma's are fake? They're spectacular. If the world comes to an end, I'll be hiding out in her cleavage. But don't get any ideas... all of y'all have to find your own safe places. :)
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I dont get it she couldnt of done her hair or makeup for her wedding? She looks the way she always does..HUNG DRY!
p.s Prom day i was a virgin, prom night was a different story.LMAO..sorry TMI
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Submitted by kaykayscorner on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:08pm.
Oh for Chrissake. Only that piece of trash would go ass first for a wedding picture!
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That's a really good point. I also agree with the person who said she's more connected to the camera. More involved in how she looks than fulfilling a dream. The way he's holding her looks robotic as well. It just seems to me like they got married because it was the only thing left to do.
P.S. Salma's tits must be saline because they fooled me for a long time. Ever since I watched Fools Rush In. I thought those were some real gigantic titties. Good for her and her excellent Mexican surgeon. They always have some of the best doctors in spanish speaking countries. Most people don't believe it but it's true. My uncle had some severe knee problems and he went to Cuba for a month (fom Jamaica) and came back a new man with new knees and no more pain.
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I remember Salma when she was the main bitch in a telenovela called Teresa, this was late 80's/early 90's in Mexico. I was justa wee lil' homo growing up in northern MExico.
Them chichis were just that, chichis, not the CHICHIS she has today. Yes people, they are fake, but it gives hope to the fact that not all plastic surgeries result in horror stories.
About Salma´s boobs, I just always assume that celebrities have fake boobs and/or have had plastic surgery of some kind, I mean come on, isn´t like 99% chance that they have? Some boob jobs are definitely better than others though, like Halle Berry´s.
Oh for Chrissake. Only that piece of trash would go ass first for a wedding picture!
What a lame ass pose. It's like she's connected to the camera instead of the man she just married. And he looks like he's slow dancing with someone in the fourth grade with his hands on her waist like that.
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Maybe you guys are right. I gotta do more research. If they are fake, someone did an incredible job.
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ok, here we go again....anybody that knows Salma from when she was doing Novelas and comercials in Mexico would know that her boobies are not real.....she go that big when she came to Hollywood......VERY good Plastic Surgery 'cause they're phenomenal!
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How did a chick that fug get a guy that hot?!?!
She sucked all the 'Hot" out of that dude. I remember when he first came on the scene as Leo on AMC. WTF happened from then to now? I sure hope they don't have a meth lab in that fortress they call their home.
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Im sure Tena Lady was the ring bearer..
Salma Hayek's boobs look fake. Usually after you give birth they get real big, but then usually shrink down and get saggy. Selma's look giant still, and a little too perky for some one who is 40+. I also think she got a nose job. It got pointy and thin over the years, like that picture suggests.