Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Morning Wood
Mickey Rourke can make nuts disappear just by looking at them - Popbytes
HOLD ME: A Japanese dude cooking mushrooms while wearing a horse mask and not much else - Urlesque
Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake ran into each other and didn't have a dance-off. Sigh. - Celebitchy
Another bitch flees Grey's Anatomy - ICYDK
The new Karate Kid is quickly becoming the worst thing ever created - SOW
Rob Pattinson got in trouble for chopping down his magical forest hair. Good. He made unicorns cry. - I'm Not Obsessed
Brit Brit's got a new Cheeto Palace - UsWeekly
Adrian Grenier: ass out, legs open - Socialite Life
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I love Mickey Rourke,I would screw that man until the break of dawn
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prestiti cambializzati
I'm pretty sure those mushrooms he's cooking aren't shitake. Japanese culture has some bizarre, hidden aspects to it. Like the male obsession with soapy young sailor girls.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:56pm.
C- Word- That was a different show than I remember! But same concept.
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I forgot they re-did it in the 90s...this is the one you probably remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqhof8OvyAI&feature=related
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
C- Word- That was a different show than I remember! But same concept.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:38pm.
Land of the Lost? You mean the show that was on Saturday mornings ages ago about this family that ended up among dinosaurs? What does Will Farrell have to do with that? Are they making it into a movie? I loved that show!
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Hi KD, that's the show!
Will Farrell is starring in the movie version, which is supposed to be a comedy.
For all those who remember LOTL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MRU1f2SJ0&feature=related
(apologies for late response!)
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Miss Priss!
Doooo eeet!!!
xxyxz,
I forgot to add that you can probably find a less expensive neuter fee with the local APL or Humane Society.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
damn Clarisse Im gonna add you to my MS
Farrah!!!! mah sexay bitch♥
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
xxyxz - email the mod and ask her for help.
She had to activate my account for me, it didn't do it on it's own.
EEG
LMAO!
*hummmph*
It says my user name is already taken? So I typed in that I 'forgot' my password and re-typed it
It says that isn't the e-mail addy I used
WTH. I don't even have an account in the forum
Bitchette,
Lord have mercy! Boys are paranoid about their baby nuggets!!! It is not like they are going to snip him when he is writing the check!!!
xxyxz,
For a small dog like a Shi, a neuter shouldn't be too much over $100 bucks (at least in Ohio that is the going rate) but you should get rabies and distemper vaccines too.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:02pm.
Does he intend to breed him? If not, it's totally irresponsible not to fix your pet. Take him to see Marley and Me. They neuter the dog even though Owen Wilson hates it. Act like you don't know that part is in the movie, lol.
xyxz,
Don't forget to leave a trail of bread crumbs.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
*off to the Forum*
*twilight music in the backround*
xxyxz - If you set it up to send you an email alert.
If you have a PM and you log into the forum, you'll get a pop up window too.
M.E
when you get a private msg. in the forum...Does it go to your E-mail addy too?
*edit*
And to any trolls, I don't use that fucking email, so fuck off!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Cat sprays car. Usually the tail is high up and wiggles as they do the deed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK_K29ZW5XI&feature=related
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:00pm.
xxyxz,
Ideal age for a pup is 22-24 weeks
Thanks! Any idea how much it costs?
LoveA
GOT IT
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:58pm.
Taquiuto likes to chew on shoes too, But I just take them away from him and give him a rawhide(sp)
stick.
Clarisse- I think I just added you on myspace, but I'm not sure.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:00pm.
Farrah!
Ahhh, now your MS location and the Chile thing are clickin in my little mind!!
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yeah, i know, it's crazy, but what can i do? my dad is already 76 and my mom is 61, so if they wanna golf, let them golf.
Did you see the pics? "Farrah Manor" is the location in Chile and "Rendezvous" is location in the US. Works for me, cause i live in a sort of never ending summer!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
my puppeh is 11 mo now, my man does NOT want him to get neutered, he totally thinks its happening to himself. we just got into a huge fight about the doggie last nite. (he totally blew it out of proportion- slept on the couch and everything) so i don't really want to push it rite not. but the dog has been humping stuffed animals since like 4 mo.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
xxyxz - the forum is unlocked, you can register now.
xxyxz,
Ideal age for a pup is 22-24 weeks.
Farrah!
Ahhh, now your MS location and the Chile thing are clickin in my little mind!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I Don't have an account in the forum:(
Fuck, How am I going to do this?
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:51pm.
We adopted a Shih Tzu puppy. He is 11 weeks old
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
I used to have a shih tzu and I loved him, she was teh cutest! I have significantly less shoes and $100 pair of sunglasses are now trash because it chewed it do death, and it would always bite my feet...but I loved him just the same....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:45pm.
Farrah - you are being silly right, about the condo thing?
Cuz, you dont live in the states right?
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not all year. I was born in Maryland, but my parents live in Chile and have a company where i work at. So i spend three months in Chile, three months in the US and so on.
My parents own different properties in the US (mostly wherever there's golf) so, when they are golfing, i take care of the company. So, about 5 years ago, my dad bought that condo in Calabasas for me, and i rent it out to my friend Robin because California is not the place i'm relocating right now.
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:48pm.
hairicane
That's quite a story! I didn't know that.
So my kitteh is spraying even now that he's fixed
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If you're not smelling it, then you're kitty probably isn't doing it. They usually do it to mark territory and that happens when there's another cat around.
Lucky you, if your cat doesn't spray!!
I have a bottle of Downey Wrinkle Release in my desk drawer at work, cuz sometimes I get to work and I'm like "WTH is that smell?!" Oh, its me. Eau de Cat Spray, compliments of Stray Kitty and Dina.
THANK GWD IVAN HASN'T STARTED DOING IT.
xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:51pm
Hi hwore, I haz somethings for you, who or where should I send it to?
Do you have PM here?
On T: Ummmmm, That Grenier hobbit dude, who cares.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No worries Miss Priss..."she" needs to be kept secret! LOL
Hey Farrah! when are you coming out here to check on your house dammit??!!
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca
We adopted a Shih Tzu puppy. He is 11 weeks old
And I have no idea when I should have him fixed
He's a lot of work since he's a puppy. I feel
Like I have 4 kids now
Awwwww, PSL, are you missing your little friends? I guess now that school's back in session, there's nobody to bash you, huh? ;-P
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
hairicane
That's quite a story! I didn't know that.
So my kitteh is spraying even now that he's fixed
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
PSL that's funny!! ha I hate that bitch!
And sorry about that!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Farrah - you are being silly right, about the condo thing?
Cuz, you dont live in the states right?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:40pm.
I got my cat's *** cut off as soon as he was safe to do so and before...pissing everywhere
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Woa, nelly. I gots noos for you! BOTH MALE AND FEMALE CATS SPRAY!
There's a stray male cat in our neighborhood who comes in through our doggie door at night to eat. Before he leave effer SPRAYS the couch, house, whatevers he can. Then when he's done, my FEMALE SPAYED cat does it again over his.
There is a couch that was brand new two years ago. I am now BEGGING my husband for a vinyl couch. SOmthing I can wipe off. How 60's-cover- your-furniture-in-plastic is that?
It's so bad that I even tried STEAM CLEANING the couch last weekend.
I thinkg they spray out of their bunghole. I don't know, but yes, it's cat p*ss.
PSL: ha ha good for her ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:38pm.
Want a good laugh?
Best news I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh! 'Later sluts!
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
I watched Land of the lost! The dino cartoon, right? I loved that show too
I went on You Tube the other day and watched whole episodes of Jem, Thundercats, Voltron, Captain America and Sesame Street. It was beautiful
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:36pm.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:28pm
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I was a first time dog owner, had no clue my poor puppy would "know" and hold a grudge. Bitch Hub had many dogs in his life and knew he didn't want to be the "bad guy" in that situation.
Totally set me up.
Your Mom Ate..
Hi!! where the hell have you been?!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:38pm.
Hairicane, ooops....just waking up and having coffee.....lol
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hey you!
well, after this wonderful news of Brit Brit moving in, there goes the neighborhood.
*sigh* i guess this means i'm gonna have to get rid of the condo...
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Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:38pm.
Want a good laugh?
Paris is keeping a low profile after the she unsuccessfully tried to crash Creative Artist Agency’s big party Sunday night after the Golden Globes, joining heavy hitters including Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
She “hid in the bathroom … after CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she be removed from the Sunset Towers party,” says a source.
LAPD security and event planners reportedly had to wait 15 minutes for an “embarrassed’ Paris to emerge from the powder room “so they could toss her.”
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No way!!!
Did she say something stupid about a canary diamond recently?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:28pm.
Aww, that's not cool, sneaky bastard set you up! Did he give you the "squeamish" argument? Mine tried, I just told him not to drop trou and bend over if anyone in the room had a big rubber band, and he'd be alright. :D
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
M.E.
Oh nooo they better not fuck with The Goonies!!! Hell no
and true Jizzdale is as fugly as they come.
I got my cat's balls cut off as soon as he was safe to do so and before he started humping my pillow or pissing everywhere
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:24pm.
Hairicane, he needs those shots....and older dogs have more of a risk when being put under. If it makes you more comfortable, wait until he is a year old, then have him neutered.
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It's a kitteh, not a dog. I have another cat and dog. Both are fixed and are current on their shots.
What bugs the sh*t out of me about the shots is that some vets try to shove down your throat like 8 shots when the law only requires rabies and one or two others. I don't think injecting a pet with all kinds of whatevers is necessarily all that good for them. I royally biched out a vet who was practically killing my cat with the shots. Vet bich was too stupid to recognize that my kitten was too young and weak to get those shots and should have stopped. After the first round she slept for 24 hours. I dutifully but reluctantly went back for the follow-up, but while we were in the exam room I came to my senses and pulled my kitteh away from that Mengele with the needle in mid-air. Fracking Nurse Ratchett got a scathing call to her manager and co-workers. I only allow the shots that the law requires. NOthing more.
Ivan will get his shots when Mercury Retrograde is over. I'll have him fixed when my husband's on vacation. He can't stand the thought of the kitteh in pain.
Ivan is an indoor kitteh, so he's good. In fact, I don't think any cat ever had it better.
Here he is at ca. 10 weeks - y'all may have seen this before:
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/ivangettingsle...
Hairicane, ooops....just waking up and having coffee.....lol
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca
Land of the Lost? You mean the show that was on Saturday mornings ages ago about this family that ended up among dinosaurs? What does Will Farrell have to do with that? Are they making it into a movie? I loved that show!
Want a good laugh?
Paris is keeping a low profile after the she unsuccessfully tried to crash Creative Artist Agency’s big party Sunday night after the Golden Globes, joining heavy hitters including Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
She “hid in the bathroom … after CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she be removed from the Sunset Towers party,” says a source.
LAPD security and event planners reportedly had to wait 15 minutes for an “embarrassed’ Paris to emerge from the powder room “so they could toss her.”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- loves it!
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca