Wednesday, January 14th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Posh For Armani Panties
Oh, look. Posh looks fat. Well, this is fat for her stick bug body ass! I can't see her ribs and the lemon seed she had for lunch, so the airbrushing fairies obviously gave her a little chunk.
She's kind of looking like a dead alien at a crime scene in the picture above. She died from being so fiiiiierce (I need to slap my fingers for typing that). Or maybe she just passed out because she's hungry.
It also looks like she had a pep talk with her titties so that they would cooperate and pose together. Usually they look like they are mad at each other.
And Becks still did it better. He's the one I want to see in panties.....and a bra.
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never ever seen her show her tummy...always thought it was deformed of something
I like the photo spread she did with David where they're in some rank motel... all sweaty and sticky.
Her hair doesn't look right. His bulge looks perfect.
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Chemo is not sexy
My gosh, she looks great...except for being dead, of course.
i love the shoes
i find her strangely fascinating. i would give my left nut to go shopping with her (on becks' amex black, natch).
All it's missing is the chalk outline.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She looks like a corpse. You know it's bad when they have to Photoshop weight *on* you!
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pissed off people lying around in their underwear. reminds me of home.
I thought a while back she made some dumbass comments about how her body really isn't that great and she has stretch marks from having the kiddos. So yea, who's body is your head on bitch?!!
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Why does she keep getting modeling jobs? She's not an attractive woman.
she had to wear shoes because of her wonk-ass feet!
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can't even see the goddamn underwear!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:26am.
Does Posh do anything beside pose in clothes?
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Of course! She makes creepy faces!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I didn't know they MADE panties in her size (5 year-old child)....but I guess anyone's ass can fit into a thong...
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - The Schmuck
The Blog poll thingy closed today!! And we never caught up!
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I never stay on topic :)
Becks reminds me of a young Sting. Yummmmmmmmmm! And there's enough photoshopping going on in those first two pics that even I could have been the original poser and they would have come out like that!
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"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:25am.
Ah, crap. The robot's malfunctioning and falling to the floor, again."
LOL!!!!
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.”
Whatta waste of film, time, assistants, paper, coffee, phoning, photoshopping, gas, electric, ink, printing, walking, kneeling, talking and OXYGEN.
not gonna talk about Posh two days in a row....
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Does Posh do anything beside pose in clothes?
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Whoever is sitting on the bed is a Posh impersonator.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Ah, crap. The robot's malfunctioning and falling to the floor, again.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Haahaaa, they photoshopped her jagged nipples out and made her boobs look more real.
And I've said it before, but Becks is hot until he talks...tingle killer.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I think she looks kinda hot..and I just want to jump on top of David!!!
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I never stay on topic :)
Creepy...
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worse: She looks like she has a waist and hips
bawahhhahhhahhhahhahhhahhhahhaa
and her head and neck look odd in the main picture
damn, i can't get over hot HOT Becks looks that bulge oh my
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Two things:
1) Posh does look quite dead and disfigured... neck's too long and her boobs are poking her shoulders... weeeeeeeeird pose.
2) PACKAGE!!!!
Wow they 'shopped her tittays to look natural!
Good job
Also, the black and white work well cuz you can't see her piggy nose oink oink
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
That's exactly how I lay on the floor after a stresfull day. Doesn't everybody?
I don't even want to know how much Armani underwear is.