Wednesday, January 14th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Posh For Armani Panties
Oh, look. Posh looks fat. Well, this is fat for her stick bug body ass! I can't see her ribs and the lemon seed she had for lunch, so the airbrushing fairies obviously gave her a little chunk.
She's kind of looking like a dead alien at a crime scene in the picture above. She died from being so fiiiiierce (I need to slap my fingers for typing that). Or maybe she just passed out because she's hungry.
It also looks like she had a pep talk with her titties so that they would cooperate and pose together. Usually they look like they are mad at each other.
And Becks still did it better. He's the one I want to see in panties.....and a bra.
VIA Daily Mail
She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
I luurve her, she looks hot! Love the hair, knickers, shoes and bitch has style... not so crazy about the tupperware tits, but she seems to like them.
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i bet her feet are like barbie's. she never stands with them flat on the ground - she can't.
i bet her feet are like barbie's. she never stands with them flat on the ground - she can't.
Submitted by Rational Plan on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:22pm.
Last year there was an international match where Beckham was kneeling forwards on the grass and the camera just happened to be focused on him from behind. Believe you me the entire country was impressed with his bulge.
Maybe he was wearing a cup?
That picture looks...
Shady.
lmao
They are both fierce..love them.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*shudder* If that ad was supposed to make me want to buy that cheap looking underwear it was a major fail. All it made me think was dear god scroll down faster.
There is nothing hot about that women. She looks like a cross dressing twink.
What the hell is that? A tumor!
The only person slightly impressed with these pre autopsy photos is her. Id say a bored lover strangled her ass and left her in that strategic position to fool the cops into thinking she was just a regular shapeless model. Self indulgent twaffle.....again.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:14pm.
She so doesn't have a model's body - Giselle she wants to be but isn't. TALL TALL TALL or don't even try. I bet designers laugh behind her back. Even her obsession Audrey Hepburn was probably a foot or so taller.
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Audrey Hepburn is Posh's obsession??? No way! Ms. Hepburn was beautiful, talent, a star in so many ways... dammnit, Audrey is an ICON!!!
Posh couldn't follow her footsteps if she tried. It's downright insulting. ~ugh~
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:17pm.
whoever said "I don't think Beckham's that big... no white guy is *LOL* It looks like sock stuffing to me."
You are a dumbass and sound racist too...do your research before you spew caca from your trap. 2 words for you: John Holmes (or look at any current gay porn flick for that matter). I think it will open your mind and eyes in regards to cock size and race --- because you certainly haven't seen or experienced much going by such baseless statements.
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I'm the one who said it, SpiceDong, and IF you have a sense of humor- ya dried up piece of crap- you'd realize that the *LOL* at the end of the statement was meant to be A FUCKING JOKE!!!
Personally, don't care what size Beckham is, or any white guy, don't wanna know, don't care. The thread was about Posh and photoshopping (which all these celebrities have done) and boringness of the Beckhams. Comments on the board are meant to be sarcastic and brash. That's why this is the best gossip blog out there, bar none.
But if you are SO sensitive about your assets (or lack thereof) you need to take it to a shrink. And while you are there, get them to take the bone out your butt and get a sense of humor.
I LOVE POSH!
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A prayer for the wild at heart - kept in cages / Tennessee Williams
In regards to Davids bulge I do think its real. Unfortunately this is the best a can get off You Tube.
There is a much better video circulating somewhere. Last year there was an international match where Beckham was kneeling forwards on the grass and the camera just happened to be focused on him from behind. Believe you me the entire country was impressed with his bulge. The shot got repeated on a few other TV shows, I'm sure I saw it on Graham Norton.
UEFA has had the video pulled from youtube for copyright infringement. Victoria has reputedly said having sex with David is like fucking with a tractor exhaust.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tZdjw67tnm4
“How dare you talk about Oprah? We’d all like to be Oprah! We’d all like to sit and clutch hands with Susan Sarandon and weep openly when she says she’s a great ‘marm.’
“We’d all like to sit smugly in the condom of cashmere and deal out Ralph Lauren vouchers to the poor.
whoever said "I don't think Beckham's that big... no white guy is *LOL* It looks like sock stuffing to me."
You are a dumbass and sound racist too...do your research before you spew caca from your trap. 2 words for you: John Holmes (or look at any current gay porn flick for that matter). I think it will open your mind and eyes in regards to cock size and race --- because you certainly haven't seen or experienced much going by such baseless statements.
Just a question. If you are going to Photoshop good skin, curves, tits that look like they might be tits mother nature would acknowledge and muscle tone – why bother? Why not have someone who looks like that to start with or just do a drawing- look here’s posh if she wasn’t dying of anorexia and could lift more than a handbag.
Loved the ‘chalk outline’ comment. What is wrong with these ad types? Who is going to cough up load of money for underwears that the model looks dead in. Tsk.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Becks is too metrosexual
She so doesn't have a model's body - Giselle she wants to be but isn't. TALL TALL TALL or don't even try. I bet designers laugh behind her back. Even her obsession Audrey Hepburn was probably a foot or so taller.
I like her.
David Beckham looks so yummy in those panties too. And 100 times better than Posh does in her bra and thong. They sorta did make her look fatter, weird...maybe because it's the angle or something.
STFU!!!
this is why she's been looking more emaciated than usual. into the skeleton model thing.
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posh is so not hot...but becks...as long as he doesn't speak is hawt, hawt, hawt....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I really wonder about fucktards that LIVE to get their picture taken and photoshopped so they can try to immortalize some kind of fake version of themselves.
I can't imagine anything of substance coming out of this woman's mouth. Nothing. She is not funny, she is not interesting, she is not smart. She is a rich pathetic asshole trying to project something different to the world. Give it the fuck up!
I don't know why they wasted time on her. She isn't hot or sexy. She is gross. She has popped three kids out of that nasty, anorexic body and she is basically an old, married lady. Can't they find someone hot and young? I guess she probably pays them to take these photographs to feed her ego and self-indulgence. Do you you think she stares at them all day long trying to convince herself she is young and hot? LOL!
i wonder what she wants the world to think of her. whatever t is i'm pretty sure it isn't working. i'm thinking boring, shallow, unhappy etc...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:46am.
All it's missing is the chalk outline.
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Sounds like a job for Angel_i!
yeah, Posh has stomach muscles......riiiiiiiiiight. This is totally believable.
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca
I don't care what y'all say, I still think she's got some kind of hotness about her.
I bet it's harder to Photoshop with all those shade lines. *checking with Angle*
I don't know if it's because of the long neck seperating them, or if it's because she looks like a baby bird (little body & big head), but head & her body just don't quite seem to match.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:46am.
All it's missing is the chalk outline.
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is the best post!
Happy Hour - "That's exactly how I lay on the floor after a stresfull day. Doesn't everybody?"
I'd like to lay on HIM BEFORE DURING AND AFTER a stressfull day.....but I'd have trouble prying M.K. of Becks first! Oh yeah, I called it!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are....WTF? are they Still here !!!
I'm calling Bullshit here....there is NO WAY in hell ToshPot has that much whale blubber....they calibrate rulers on her ass that's how brittle she is....she's too damn meaty here....
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are fueling thier volcano for Surly! CALL CHILDREN'S SERVICES!!!
It is so obvious that the photoshop guy was working OVERTIME with her pictures. She ain't that curvy nor that toned. And Beckham's photoshopped too! Posh is so NOT hot, I'm sorry. She has her fans, I guess, but honestly, there is no SEX appeal going on there. She just looks like a Mannequin.
I don't think Beckham's that big... no white guy is *LOL* It looks like sock stuffing to me.
Having seen the Posh up close (very VERY bad skin, greasy and she is ugly thin, you know.. not pretty slim, but emanciated skinny) this is NOT how she looks. Hello photoshop/airbrusher/rembrandt/magic whatever they used... This is not how she looks in the flesh. Plus her tits look far more fake as well in real life.
I think she's hot. Alien stick body, and all.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She looks hott.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Missy,
Do you really think that SHE takes care of those kids?
HAHA they photoshopped an entire thigh or maybe even the entire lower half because it looks like she has cankles, could those be Katie's legs?
they softened her up A LOT...she does look human...He looks to be all balls...ick...the abs are very yummy though.
posh is effing ugly and as played out as blohans pussy is stretched out...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
At least they covered those hideous things she calls feet.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
I knew it!
She DOES look like she has more meat on her bones!!! O.O They totally made her put on like 5 pounds(God forbid!!) before she could model their undies! Looks better IMO. :)
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Yuck. Her face is so harsh to look at. She always looks like she's trying too hard. She needs to smoke a fatty then fuck the shit out of that gorgeous husband.
Submitted by hooper on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:55am.
I wish that she WAS dead. She leads a useless, pathetic life. She as bad as Wonky.
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aw, see I don't think that! she's a mom to those boys, they seem to be doing ok, and she's a wife. Id say those are some uses for her existance!
Am I defefnding posh?
*shudder*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow, I wish I looked as awesome as she does in those pictures. There's probably two of her to my one.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
@pleaseMe
LMAO! Yeah, it reminds me of my parents home. Except the underwear was ratty.
I'd rather see Becks WITHOUT the undies in that last picture.
Whoever shopped Posh so she didn't look like a starving, abused greyhound should get a pay increase.
I wonder if looking remotely "normal" pissed Posh off?
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
dead alien corpse missing chalk outline is right! LOL eww, does nothing for meh- becks in that last pic though... "i do believe i have the vapors!"
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
What panties? Posh needs to show more Tush.
I wish that she WAS dead. She leads a useless, pathetic life. She as bad as Wonky.