Mind The Gap Between Gaycrest's Ears
American Idol returned last night and surprisingly, Paula wasn't the one to make an ass out of herself. Give her time before she realizes they are making her signature sweet Vicodin tea with Aspirin instead. Damn them. Paula needs her medicine!
This time, it was Gaycrest's turn to put on the dunce cap. He wears it so well. After Scott MacIntyre, who is pretty much blind, got a yellow paper to the finals, Gaycrest tried to high-five his ass! Yes, high-fiving a fucking blind dude! And then Gaycrest said, "We'll SEE you in Hollywood." I'm surprised Gaycrest didn't put on sunglasses and do the Stevie Wonder sway! Gaycrest hates blind people.
At that moment, Kathy Griffin got on her hands and knees and apologized to Jesus for telling him to "suck it," because he gave her this beautiful gift.
You know, that's not completely fair. Even if Scott had 20/20 vision, he still wouldn't have been able to see Gaycrest's high-five from that high up. Gaycrest forgot to get on his step ladder. And Gaycrest probably didn't even notice the walking stick, because he's too tiny to see the top part. It's not his fault.
And the blind dude's brother is totally hot and totally loves the peen, right? Clip below:
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that's too funny! I agree with some of the comments, where AI was playing up the fact that he was blind too much. Having a disability does not make you a superhero, but many times the media likes to portray us that way because it makes interesting, tearjerker material.
If stupidity was a disease, Ryan Seacrest would be on a morphine drip for life. Once a dick head ALWAYS a dick head!!!!!!!!!!!
When we saw that last night my daughter and I looked at each other and said "WTF"? What a douche.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
if the blind dude's bro really loved him, he would tell him about the jacked up tooth in his grill
that seeing brother is all passive-aggressive and shit
just watched that bikini girl on utube and for some wierd reason i really wanted to see ryan and that girl full on kiss...i think i need to up my number of therapy sessions a week
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:37pm.
I was more impressed that the blind guy drove to and from the studio. Of course, it's LA, so no one noticed him doing 70 in the break-down lane.
Heehee
It was hilarious. Ryan Seacrest is completely insincere and on auto-pilot 95% of the time. Lol. That said -- I don't for a minute believe Simon and Randy were fooled one bit by bikini girl and I'm sure they've seen hotter, prettier and more talented many times before. They let her go through bc it makes for "good tv" and we're talking about it today.
RYAN SEACREST: "High five! Up high down low....TOO SLOW! Oh, you're blind....my bad."
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Haha the guy's commentary was hysterical.
I don't know, I think Gaycrest was just so used to giving high fives that he just did it by habit and didn't realize it.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
He tried to high five a blind person?! Ryan Gaycrest is such an egotistical douchebag that he can't even remember that the person he's trying to high five is blind then says "We'll SEE you in Hollywood"!?! It boggles the mind. He doesn't have a sensitive bone in his body!
STFU!!!
Whilst flipping channels last night I happened upon idol for just those few seconds...and it was the best TV moment in eons...way better even than the Brad/Angie dis...
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i'm proud to say i've never watched ai...
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I was more impressed that the blind guy drove to and from the studio. Of course, it's LA, so no one noticed him doing 70 in the break-down lane.
AI is a TV show, not just a singing show. They are not only looking for good singers, but people that the audience will talk about. They talk about the blind guy, because he's blind, he's got pretty eyes, and wonder how far he can get. They talk about the bikini girl because she's annoying and want to see how soon she'll be humiliated and kicked off.
Remember, just because they made it last night doesn't mean they'll make it any further. They have so much time to fail. People are talking; that's what the show wants.
All in all, the blind guy can sing, he may get better or worse, but the teenage girls that vote like maniacs will determine his fate. I would hate for him to get no better in his performance and end up bumping better singers off.
I was surprised that I like Kara (Cara?). thought she was professional and funny, though at times it did seem like she was trying too hard. She's way less annoying than Paula.
Bernis Mac is dead yet Ryan Peecrust lives. That's just wrong.
I'm with you jellus h8ter, I won't watch.
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I attempted to watch last night, but I sucked and I was preoccupied chatting with you sluts.
I refuse to watch AI this year. Each year it seems to suck more and more.
Another epic fail for gaycrest...
Yeah, AI pumping it up like that shamelessly sickened me too. I was all set to hate him, just because AI wanted the opposite, but couldn't.
That's my point. He's got an okay voice. Or has potential. Or however you want to say it. But so do alot of other people with 20 20 vision and we're not talking about them because they didn't make it. I never said he had a bad voice, I think his voice is alright (for the shower ;)), I just don't think it's as great as everyone keeps trying to say it is. Nor as great as AI pumped it up to be by showing 15 minutes of cheesy shots leading up to it. Trying to get America to vote for someone with subpar skills because they have a disability seems pretty disgusting. But I guess it IS American Idol, so fuck it all anyway.
See, I can't be a gaycrest hater, when he gives us so much fodder to laugh at. ;)
Oh, my husband said it was his brother...I thought it was his boyfriend...Oops!
Submitted by Tubereuse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:51am.
Gaycrust is a dummy and he's mean. And while Brangelina also makes me gag, I think it's hilarious they ignored him.
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yeah I was torn on that one, both pretty much suck ass, but I think I regretably still have to side with Ryan, because Brangelina has the worser ego!
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Now what was the reason Kathy Griffin hates Ryan seacrest again??
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I actually thought Scott was pretty good. Not a showy voice, but a nice voice. Plus he seems like a genuine person-which makes his voice even better.
As for bikini girl, she has a nice ass but no boobs. She also has a buttah face-and a shitty personality to boot. If you have to wear a bikini to get through, that obviously shows you have little actual talent-just another below average looking, spoiled brat trying to use her body to get what she wants. We'll see how far she goes....
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Wow, Ryan Seacrest really is special ed.
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I just youtubed scott macintyre to hear him again. I can definitely hear potential there, and he was a child prodigy who went to college at age 14...sucker for nerds that I am, I'd fuck him on the spot. hahahahahahaaa
Team Kfed- I actually thought the same thing. His voice wasn't bad, but it wasn't as strong as it should be to get to the top 20, or however many there are.
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No worries, we are all entitled to our personal opinions as you say. :)
It wouldn't have made any difference to me as to my opinion of his voice whether or not he was handicapped. I was actually gearing up to hate it with the tacky build-up AI was giving it. lol
Snowy- actually in London the subway is called The Tube. I was on it with a group of people and a drunk guy totally tried to kiss a girl in my group. It was funny.
I was a little offended by the bikini girl. If you have to do something to make yourself stand out, you must be compensating for something.
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who noticed the little seacrest boo boo. i laughed hysterically!
Blind dude's brother IS hott, THANK YOU!!! And sweet to help his brother out like that. Also, the new judge Kara is fucking hysterical and I'm a total fan.
Cattitude - it takes all kinds. There are a zillion people that bought Britney Spears new CD whereas I think her voice sounds like my cat when it needs food. I, personally, don't think he would've made it through if he wasn't blind. You do. It's all good.
I agree that the Barracuda chic did great though.
Team Kfed:
I disagree. I didn't think his voice was great because of his handicap. I kept saying to my son when they were building it up before he actually sang "shit, I hope he can actually sing after all this" but he could. I've been teaching piano and voice as a career for 25 years now, and that boy CAN sing. JMO.
Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:59am.
I know I'm gonna get blasted out, but if that guy wasn't blind he would not have made it through. His voice was okay, but nothing great by any stretch of the imagination.
And I can say that because my dad is blind, we watched the crapfest on TV together last night and he made the great point that just because someone has a handicap we shouldn't applaud every little thing they do because it's degrading. Oh and he said that guy couldn't sing solo at the karoke night at his bowling alley (my dad is the great blind bowler). Sorry if this offends anyone, but the blind guy is the exact same as sanjaya, except without big stupid hair.
For the bikini twit, anyone that steals a vh1 ho's gimmick is destined for failure.
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fuckin-a!! your dad sounds cool as shit!
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Bikini Girl was plain looking and had NO boobs!
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I never stay on topic :)
I know I'm gonna get blasted out, but if that guy wasn't blind he would not have made it through. His voice was okay, but nothing great by any stretch of the imagination.
And I can say that because my dad is blind, we watched the crapfest on TV together last night and he made the great point that just because someone has a handicap we shouldn't applaud every little thing they do because it's degrading. Oh and he said that guy couldn't sing solo at the karoke night at his bowling alley (my dad is the great blind bowler). Sorry if this offends anyone, but the blind guy is the exact same as sanjaya, except without big stupid hair.
For the bikini twit, anyone that steals a vh1 ho's gimmick is destined for failure.
krazykelly:
Same!! I was too busy ogling/drooling heh
I'll just say, I am glad MK did not use bikini trick as the post.
Of course, it is still early.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:54am.
Kind of on topic: Kelly Clarkson's new "Suck" song is playing on the radio right now. Suck it does.
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I heard it for the first time last night and it almost made my ears bleed.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:50am.
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is anyone else's page all screwy? like you can't see the comments on the side?
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Snowy times!!!! Nah, my page isn't screwed up. You've been hitting the bottle too hard again, my friend.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
here's the bikini girl video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTILUmh20c4
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Kind of on topic: Kelly Clarkson's new "Suck" song is playing on the radio right now. Suck it does.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:48am.
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I know, it's been way too long! I mentioned Dlisted yesterday when the bf and I were talking and I realized how much I missed you guys!
On T: If bikini bitch actually thought her voice was so great, she wouldn't have had to resort to a pseudo-sexual gimmick to win the male judges over.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Both the blind dude and his brother are HOT. I didn't even notice Ryan doing the whole high five thing because I was distracted by the hotness of the brothers.
I wanna see Bikini girl lol....I didnt even think people still watched AI
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I never stay on topic :)
Gaycrust is a dummy and he's mean. And while Brangelina also makes me gag, I think it's hilarious they ignored him.
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is anyone else's page all screwy? like you can't see the comments on the side?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
The girl who sang Barracuda was really good too. My kids and I were saying how difficult it is to sing Heart. The blind guy ( I should start calling him by his name Scott, that seems so degrading for me to keep calling him that lol) has one of, if not the best voice I've ever heard on this show though. Stands out so much from the other stereotypical voices in the auditions etc.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:39am.
...my favorite so far is the chick who sang "Barracuda", it IS a hard song to sing.
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That's exactly what my boyfriend and I were saying last night. It isn't easy to sing Heart songs in general because of Annie Wilson's range.
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agreed. Annie Wilson is amazing.
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At that moment, Kathy Griffin got on her hands and knees and apologized to Jesus for telling him to "suck it," because he gave her this beautiful gift. MK