For The Love Of Fuck!
Ray J aka Brandy's little brother aka the crooked-dick motherfucker who busted one in Kim Kardashian's sex tape got his own dating show on Vh1! Vh1 is seriously like my drunk aunt who wreaks havoc at every family reunion. After I'm left picking up the pieces and cleaning up her barf, I think to myself, "This is the last time. There's no way this bitch is continue this fuckery." And what happens the next year? The bitch is unstoppable.
After Flavor of Love 234,876 ended and Rock of Love 12,345 started, I thought there was no way they would do anymore dating shows. But Vh1 has this one, Megan's Trophy Wife and Daisy of Love. The new STDs that will been born out of these shows....... My genitals quiver.
That said, I will be watching all three of these shows. Why? Because it's in my make up.
So it looks like Vh1 is trying to turn Ray J into the next Foofy Foofy with For the Love of Ray J which premieres on February 2nd. It's the same premise as Flavor of Love. Ray J will suck, fuck and muck through 14 uber skanks in hopes of finding one that licks his deformed peen the best, I guess.
You can go on over to Vh1 to see all 14, but I plucked out my favorite 3:
Chardonnay: More like MD 20/20. Chardonnay does have some exquisite eyebrows. But if she ever gets tired of painting them on, she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes.
Danger: Is that a damn rat tattoo on her face?!
Lil' Hood: The pit stains sold me.
I absolutely love that they didn't even bother Photoshopping these hos. This is how I like it. Why hide the dirty?
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Ooooooooooo! A new bunch of whores to laugh at. Just like my trashtastic, Britney-esque step sister in law who I just found out is pregnant again! Whoo hoo! Baby #2 in two years. Holla at ya hoes!
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*yawn*
Just get to I Love New York 3. She's broken up with Taylor Made, so she's available.
Absolutely disgusting; these people have no shame, clearly.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:45pm.
Tiger Of Love - I'd definitely watch that show!
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Tiger....
Uh...did you ever see "The Awesome Pawsome"????
Nymphadora,
LOVVVVVVVz it!!!
On topic: Reggie Bush must be SO proud!!!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Let the crack foolishness begin...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Holy crap - when will this fuckery end?
And a tattoo on her FACE? No words...
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Heath Ledger
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classic...
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Submitted by Soy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:41pm.
Honestly, if I'm ever in need of cash I'm just going up to VH1 and demanding my own show.
This is ridiculous.
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I NEED CASH!! Where do I sign up for "Tiger of Love"...Elimination week would make a snuff film look tame...*licking tiger chops*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh for the love of fuck!
That about says it all, I guess.
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OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYELL NO! THAT IS CORNY! Just when you think Ray J couldnt get any cornier he goes and pulls THIS stunt! UGH. poor brandy
Honestly, if I'm ever in need of cash I'm just going up to VH1 and demanding my own show.
This is ridiculous.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I bet they all live in the same trailer park....
Love, Blanche Hudson....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Fug central, nice.
Another hagsville show so RJ can fuck through the skanks in record time. AWESOME! VH1 never lets me down...it also makes me very GLAD that I don't have cable too!
STFU!!!
di gusting...
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the end...
2009 is off to a golden start. Thanx VH1 for giving skanks, has beens, and never wases a showcase.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Normally, I'm all up for this fuckery and cry real tiger tears when I can't view such classics as "Rock of Love: Bang Bus", but this shit make me glad my tv and me is both broke ass bitches....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMFG. Enough already with the whordes of reality tv slutbags looking for their 2 minutes of skankass fame.
I wonder who's face you have to piss on to be a contestant in this show.
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