A Tissue: Ty Ty Needs One
Correct me if I'm wrong. Ty Ty obviously has a little lipstick grease on her teefs, so Dani Evans is helping her out by using her tongue as a tissue. Wouldn't a simple "Sloppy bitch! Take your ass to the bathroom!" from Dani be sufficient enough? I don't ever want to touch someone else's teeth.....with my fingers. Other body parts are fine, but not my fingers. I eat with those things (yes, like a barbarian).
Ty Ty and Dani got a little closer at the premiere of Oxygen's ANTM: Obsessed last night in NYC. I wish Ty Ty was obsessed with carrying those little tissue packages with her so we wouldn't have to witness this nastiness. Ty Ty was not even smilin' wit her eyez during this shit. For shame.
Last night's party brought out a bunch of winners and loooooosers from past seasons of ANTM. I have displayed them below for you. Don't they look like a sad case of sad cases? They either look like a tragic hair show victim (see thumbnail #7), a small town tranny (see thumbnail #9), a Real Housewives cast member (see thumbnail #22), an overly botoxed Cowardly Lion (see thumbnail #4) or like they got ready in the employee's bathroom at Arby's after their day shift (see most of the thumbnails).
If you can guess at least 5 of their names than you're still not as pathetic as me, because I got all their names right without looking.
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Unfortunately, I know all these sad bitches (guilty pleasure, for sure). It's funny that the "losers" on this show are the ones that are more successful and the "winners" are hindered in the industry for appearing on the show - no designers will touch them.
That said, Dani/Danielle Evans IS top model quality and I'd like to see her career take off. She's a hot bitch without any pretensions or attitude. I have a feeling she would have fared better in the industry if she just went directly to Elite or Ford and asked to have a polaroid taken like any other aspiring model. Lover her - sad that her "winning" ANTM has virtually ended any chances at becoming a "real" model.
I love Jaslene and Samantha...and Molly Sue looks great! Wow. And I can NOT believe that Jael is not on crack by now. But that Whitney is just stiff as a board as usual. I wonder how it feels to be the pity win...
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I love Tyra. I was happiest Dani won, I mean her Grandma bought her a swimsuit with money that she needed to pay her electricity bill. I think Whitney is the prettiest. Her face reminds me of Natalie Portman.
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With all of the rampant synthetic fibers these photos look downright flammable.
Those thumbnails are the funniest thing I've seen all day. There is some desperation all up in there.
I thought the b/f was gonna shoot the TV Elvis-style everytime Jaslene opened her "I only WISH my voice was a mellifluous as Rosie Perez'" piehole. God bless that man, he puts up with some truly crap TV with me lol
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Someone needs to tell miss Jay that he is not Annie Lennox.
yohanna house! she was my favorite, season 2? she looks like HELL now. jesus. molly sue is the only one here who looks like a model.
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The amount of false hair in these photos is staggering.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I don't remember the one with the feather in her hair or the blonde afro thing.
Jaslene the tranny is by far my favorite winners out of all these hos.... because if her she can model with THAT voice, I can totally model with my T-Rex arms!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
1. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE??
2. WHO THE FUCK PAYS THESE PEOPLE??
3. WHY ARE THESE LOSERS AT ANYTHING?
4. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE LOSERS AGAIN?
Ok, this Molly Sue chick actually looks kind of "fierce".
Annie Lennox did the mickey mouse hat thing yeeeaaaaarrrsss ago...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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I love me some Ty Ty baby. I don't care if you hoes don't like her...
although she can be annoying. I still love her
Nice Mickey Mouse ears.
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molly sue is it? she was my fave and apparently the most successful. i saw her on couple of editorial mags. I-D,vogue and numero. winning that trainwreck is a curse.
Are they not able to find any girls for this show that could at least pass for models...?
The only winner (that I recall) that looks like a model is Danielle (pictures 11 and 12).
ANTM is my guilty pleasure for sure, the fat one needs to shave her armpits. I can see the that she isn't a natural blonde from here.
Johanna and Molly are beautifull.
MJF: I totally agree.
When I was at boarding school, we (for some reason) posted photos of our favorite models, along with the poster of Rob Lowe and Billy Idol.
My favorites were Elle McPherson, Tatjana Patitz and Yasmin Le Bon. I also liked using pages from Esprit Catalogs and Benetton ads. Hey, it was the 80s.
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:27pm.
Models are getting uglier.
Seriously. I know girlS who are more attractive than any of these hos.
No winners ever really "make it" as models and these pictures make it pretty clear why. They all look terrible.
I only know Tyra from dlisted and The Soup, and I'm pretty sure that's all for the best.
Why do I know all these Bitches??
why????????????
and Ty TY is too much for my eyes
I barely recognised Tyty. Have no idea who the other bints are.
Oh man they should've called it Tyra: Hagsville and yes including Tyra because she's a hag! EWW, someone used Tyra's tongue to lick of lipstick, that's totally gross. And probably the main reason why I don't wear lipstick! All the dresses were FUG! Could these trannies not afford better looking outfits or what?! Totally cheap looking hookas!
STFU!!!
Sadly, I know the names of all the girls featured in those photos.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Models are getting uglier. Bring back Cindy Crawford and the other hotties from the 80s.
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