A Tissue: Ty Ty Needs One
Correct me if I'm wrong. Ty Ty obviously has a little lipstick grease on her teefs, so Dani Evans is helping her out by using her tongue as a tissue. Wouldn't a simple "Sloppy bitch! Take your ass to the bathroom!" from Dani be sufficient enough? I don't ever want to touch someone else's teeth.....with my fingers. Other body parts are fine, but not my fingers. I eat with those things (yes, like a barbarian).
Ty Ty and Dani got a little closer at the premiere of Oxygen's ANTM: Obsessed last night in NYC. I wish Ty Ty was obsessed with carrying those little tissue packages with her so we wouldn't have to witness this nastiness. Ty Ty was not even smilin' wit her eyez during this shit. For shame.
Last night's party brought out a bunch of winners and loooooosers from past seasons of ANTM. I have displayed them below for you. Don't they look like a sad case of sad cases? They either look like a tragic hair show victim (see thumbnail #7), a small town tranny (see thumbnail #9), a Real Housewives cast member (see thumbnail #22), an overly botoxed Cowardly Lion (see thumbnail #4) or like they got ready in the employee's bathroom at Arby's after their day shift (see most of the thumbnails).
If you can guess at least 5 of their names than you're still not as pathetic as me, because I got all their names right without looking.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Saleisha looks gorgeous and so does Bre! But poor Whitney forgot to put bronzer on her feet.
I love Tyra and her craziness but frankly she should cut down on the fried foods and stuff, her hips are getting a bit out of control.
Whitney needs to shave...I'm pretty sure I saw back fat on Noelle...and what in the holy HELL happened to Sam's hair? That's frightening! Dang!
How many layers of Spanx did getting into that dress require Tyra? Man, do I hate Whitney! She is such a snotty bitch, I was royally pissed when she won...She is always going that dumb ass pose to look thinner when she actually shouldnt even give a shit because she won as a plus size. Yoanna looks messy & tired. Jaslene looks like a greasy chicken wing bone with some of the feathers still on it like you get from a chinese restaurant.
Oh, isn't that sweet! I could only hope that one of you hos would be so thoughtful and do the same for me.
That's is so nasty. I can't stand rubbing my own teeth, let alone letting someone else do it. Btw, why is tyra looking so plastic? What is up with that awful wig? As much as they charge people for those things, they should look a lot better than that.
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that is straight up shady!!!!!!!!!!
on the red carpet or whatever the fuck that is.
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Her skin looks like it's made of pantyhose.
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Samantha looks like ass. Dani, Mollie Sue and Rebecca are looking pretty good to me. Who the fuck is that plastic surgery looking bitch in the red dress?...not Ty Ty, the other one...was she a contestant?
At first glance I thought that was JLo.
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I think the last thing Tyrant Banks should be concerned about is lipstick on her teeth because she seriously needs to invest in some hair conditioner pronto.
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does ty ty know where this person's hands have been? i wish somebody would stick their rank finger in my mouth...gross...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
That main picture disturbs me on so many levels and I have no freaking idea why.
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
Minnie Mouse in da house!
so low budget...
why not just get some rent-a-skanks from VH1...
ashy knees, pit hair, and MANnequin Tyra....ew.
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For a model, Tyra sure as shit hasn't figured out how to compose herself. She's always making berserk expressions even when she's talking normally (about herself of course). Can you imagine the facial contortions she'd make when she's getting fucked in the ass? Jesus. She makes Linda Blair in The Exorcist look like botox robot Nicole Kidman.
Who is that Whitney girl with the shaggy arm pits?
Perfect wig placement Miss Ty!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:46pm.
Y'all are just a bunch of mom jean wearing, poofy hair H8TRS!!!
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LIAR MOUTH!!!! *stripping off Mom jeans and putting on LiLo leggings*....AND I DON'T HAVE POOFY HAIR *running to the sink, dousing hair in a desperate attempt to depoof soccer mom bob into something edgy...like Katie..Hol...giving up mission, putting mom jeans back on...* BITCH!
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Y'all are just a bunch of mom jean wearing, poofy hair H8TRS!!!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I didn't even recognize Yohana. wow. She really hit the skids.
And yeah, Whitney needs to shave. Great face though.
Is it just me or did Whitney not even bother to shave her pits? I mean, I'm torn...On one hand, I'm like get off yo' fat ass and shave yo' Sasquatch situation, bitch: but on the other hand I'm like Psssht...ANTM event? Shave a few minutes off yo' beyootay preps or shave yo' pits? Meh, take the former have a little Ben and Jerry's instead. Who's gonna see this shit anyways? Yeah, tiger stamp of approval on Whitney's chia pet pits. She really shouldn't have bothered showering either...
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That hand doesn't look like her hand. It is a totally different color than her neck and face. She must paint herself a different color from the neck up. That is just weird.
And the skinniest of this bunch looks positively anorexic and totally fug in her dress! Jeezus!
STFU!!!
Tyra looks like she gained a lot, either that or that must be most unflattering dress I've ever seen her in, it's too tight or something.
STFU!!!
I'm just... perplexed.
Dani(elle) looks gorgeous. She and Jaslene are the most successful winners ANTM has produced, right? They certainly look it.
Samantha is just.. whoah. A nightie and cyclone hair? From the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be Joanie with a leftover wig from one of her modeling 'jobs'. I'm kind of disappointed it wasn't?
Also, I am saddened by the lack of Corinne and Isis. They would've brought some serious tranny fierceness.
Why are they all dressed so poorly? They're supposed to be models? Don't designers GIVE AWAY clothes for these events?
sheesh.
And that pink ruffled dress does NOT hide the chunk. I can see her pubic bone in one pic.
Blech. Makes me long for the ano models.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Tyra is so morphing into New York from "I Love New York", no? Maybe Flava should give her a call....
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Nice to see she found a way to reuse that bridesmaids dress....probably cost more than my entire wardrobe, just shows that money can't buy taste. Fugly.
Hate how seriously every other Tyra show is about former ANTM contestants...is she retarded? Does she not see how insignificant that show is and how she should maybe broaden her effing topics or somethn....
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I knew them all too, except the dark haired chick with the feathers and the red dress. The photo tag says Noelle, and I can only think of 2. There was the one in the Japan season, and there was one with a kid in an early season. This chick doesn't look like either one of them, unless she has had some serious work done.
I love this show so much. It keeps getting trainwreckier as it goes.
Aw man - Where's Naima?!? I loved her the bestest.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
noelle staggers was in season 4 (naima won this season). She was super harsh to Michelle when she had impetigo. At that time she has supper long spiral curly hair I dunno though if it is her she looks drastically different......
Samantha's hair is . . . . LOLzy.
Oh....and who the hell is Noelle? I absolutely have no recollection of her at all.
I see a white chick that looks black, and a black chick that looks white.
I love ANTM, it's the only reality show I watch. I love seeing the different ways they humilate the model-wannabes.
Glad to see Saleisha got rid of that Tootie haircut.
Oh, Whitney, no. No, no, no.
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The chick in black with the Louis Vuitton bag - the thing going on with her gray knees - consult a professional, hon. There's help for that. In the meantime, moisturize and try not to spend so much time on your knees (w/o knee pads).
Whoa. Um...I love Whitney and all, but that pic of her is COMPLETELY unflattering to her. Yikes.
And seriously, Jaslene, honey, eat a fucking chickpea or something. You need to put on some weight asap.
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Johanna was the shit, that bitch lost like 60lbs before she came on to ANTM, I called her the winner from day 1, she is one of my favorites and Molly Sue was an absolute doll....Im surprised Adrianna Curry wasnt there, maybe because she despises Tyra.....I love it...lol
Wtf. Most of them look terrible.
I love Dani and Molly Sue though.
I love Tyra,she is nuts but that thing with the tongue would send Mandel into freak mode.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 7:01pm.
I said this on another treat, I'm home in the mornings now and for some reason I always end up watching that shit (don't think I'm proud of it, I'm not)
yesterday they had a fat chick whose boyfriend made fun of her
the dude was like: : " she is fat, what do you want me to say or do?, I invite her to the gym with me and she doesn make an effort to do anyhting to loose the weight and then she complains about being fat"
everybody was upset. THE FUCKING DUDE WAS RIGHT! IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY BEING FAT, CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH.
I don't know who any of these messes are but I know they're messes.
TyTy talk show is horrible, back when it first came out, she would have these topics...(teen sex STD bunny ranch) that sounded sooooo intriguing that you would watch. But when you sit down to watch...its just her berating her guest for not sharing her predictable view on the subjects. She dosent talk about the issue from differnt point of views or do anything intriginging with the topics....Ive never watched a show of hers that I felt good and more knowledgeble for after watching.
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No Mr. K, I got all of them by just looking at the small thumbnail except for #17. Were both pathetic.
Who the fuck is that in thumbnail #17?
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PS. Who the hell let's someone do that to them/does that to someone? That's N-A nasty!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
There is enough makeup on these women/women wannabes for me to open a Walgreens! Pffft!
I knew Jaslenee was a winner the moment she said
"I know I haven't brong it yet"
IF YOU THESE PEOPLE BY NAME..IT IS TIME TO GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!