Hot Slut Of The Week: Nikki From Rock Of Love Bus
Birthday: ?
Age: 24
Birth Name: Nikki Shamdassani
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 5, 2009
Claim to Fame: Saving reality TV! Basically. Nikki also goes by the name DJ Lady Tribe and La Loka. According to her Wiki (HA!), she was a graffiti artist in Los Angeles, but went to jail too many times, so she decided to become a DJ instead. And now Nikki Lady Loka (or whatever) is a national treasure for doing a shot from a test tube sticking out of another chick's vagina on Rock of Love Bus. Love isn't even a strong enough word to describe my feelings for her.
Where is she now? Probably teaching Dakota Fanning the ways of life. Seriously, she has a picture with Dakota Fanning on her MySpace.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because her time in the spotlight came to an end way too soon. I mean, look at this:
This is what we need more of.
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Hekki, the skank was on her back, hips tilted up. Then they froze the scene. Didn't show the actual deed.
Supposedly, on next week's Rock of Love - one of these hookers pops her implant when she's playing Roller Derby with Lacy. Ha! That's what the previews showed anyway.
What I want to know is how the alcohol didn't spill out of the test tube. I'm assuming if the ho was on her back (as per usual), the test tube was at a roughly horizontal angle. Even though I am aware that the vagina is not a straight tunnel, and that it curves back a little, usually.
Given all those variables, I still don't understand how a lot of booze didn't spill out during the insertion and extraction of the test tube. I also wonder because you know how alcohol burns like a motherfucker if you have a papercut or a hangnail. Imagine what it would do to this hooker's inevitable genital herpes lesions and crab bites!
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:49pm.
Does anyone remember when VH1 used to play Phil Collins videos? What the hell happened to those days?
Same thing that happened to MTV - reality shows set in. Boo!
Yes you are right it was Gia. I thoght it was the other girl because she said she becomes a lesbian when drunk. I don't know why I singled her out. Maybe because she looks nasty. Most of them do but at least we can get another Charm School out of it.
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That's right! GIA, she was the skank who opened her legs for Nikki.
GROSS!
And she got sent home 1st episode, so, dunno how someone says she won.
OMG That gif is a classic. That moment is a classic. I LOVE HER!
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:51pm.
The one that got her pussy violated by the shot tube won the challenge .
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I thought Gia was the violated one, and that they both (Gia and Nikki) got sent home in the first episode-- was that somebody else?
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:49pm.
This gutter whore, took a full "test tube" shot, inserted it into another skanks vajayjay, who was spread eagle on the bar, and Nikki dear here, well, drank it.
Thank GOD it was censored!!!!!!!!!!!
ug vomit... tranny mess
The one that got her pussy violated by the shot tube won the challenge . She had the black had on and told Brett something about her ass in her vows. Can't remember her name but she looks similar to the crazy old porn whore
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Funniest thing about that post:
Age: 24
HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA!!!!!
The standard age all bitches in their late 30's go for: 24. Yeah right!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:43pm.
Yes, it was a typo. I'm too distracted right now.
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I figured as much. I am just amazed that the Producers would think any of these chicks would even know the word, let alone have the brains to come up with a clever play on it.
Lemme get this straight: Some skank inserted a test tube up another skank's twat, filled it with liquor and the drank from Skank #1's twat? Ok, I don't even want to see it. I can't even comment--we have sunk to a new low in America.
I don't care that Nikki is possibly a tranny or whatever the hell she/he/it is, that is absolutely gutter trash disgusting!
Does anyone remember when VH1 used to play Phil Collins videos? What the hell happened to those days?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:43pm.
Yes, it was a typo. I'm too distracted right now.
I watched this stupid show for the first time and this chick is soooo gross. Bret does have some brains and taste and kicked her off. She is not even remotely attractive and she looks like a tranny. Boobs are so ridiculously fake. Totally nasty!!! I cannot believe that some men might actually find her attractive.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:33pm.
Who was the skank that allowed the shot to be inserted and DRANK from her twat? WTF was that whore's name?
Dude, she was seriously SKANK!
The "blondeterause"
Pfft.
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It's actually "Blondetourage"-- maybe yours was a typo. It's a mixture of "Blonde" and "Entourage". But I don't believe for one second any of those braindead hos came up with that-- that was definitely fed to them by the staff.
VH1 will give this skank her own show. Trust.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I just gave in and found a copy. LOL, it will be a ride, no doubt.
dammit MK, do not make me watch this show.
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My husband is in a conference in Vegas, and she is working at a strip club there. He couldn't figure out where he knew her from, and then his friend recognized her and asked. I was rolling on the floor when he told me!
Who was the skank that allowed the shot to be inserted and DRANK from her twat? WTF was that whore's name?
Dude, she was seriously SKANK!
The "blondeterause"
Pfft.
Stupid skanks more like it.
I guess there will be an endless supply of these skanks as long as there is silicone.
Miss Priss, totally serial.
The bad part is that all this whores have more money than me.
That's the one that gave th e'Pussy Shot' in the preimere, although I like the Brazilian name for it. What a nasty bitch, but I do watch.
I've become addicted to VH1 and its reality junk. That old porn whore needed to go home last night
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:22pm.
She said on the show that she got the implants so she wouldn't be tempted to climb buildings anymore to graffiti, in fear of popping one of them.
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Are you serial? LOL OMG trash trash trash
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I think its funny that she can barely stand up straight!
That chick in the blue looks like she's ready to stole on her when she bumps into her! XD
She said on the show that she got the implants so she wouldn't be tempted to climb buildings anymore to graffiti, in fear of popping one of them.
TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG and that LA Times link. SHADY ASS BEYOTCH!
Doesn't ROL do a backgroud check?
at the end! the end!
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i thought the white bitch on the left was funny!
meh!
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the best part was when she sat on the stage sobbing until they shut the lights off
LMAO The girl on the right looks like she is not trying to breathe in her STANK!!! HAHAHAHA!
LMFAO @ that gif! I wish the chichona to her left would beat her ass down!
That thing wasn't born with female parts.
the DUDE! abides...
I must scrub my genitals and douse my eyes with a nice toxic combo of bleach and ammonia.. It might kill me, but crabs, roaches, and lice could survive a nuclear holocaust!
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
~Me, explaining dad's wierd fascination with homo bitches.
Well, as my middle school bus driver used to say,
you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
That said, ho look like she know how to fight.
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Apparently she's also an ethnicity eradicator quite taken with adopting that overheated bitch goddess parody look that no actual Caucasian woman is born with.
That girl with the flower in her hair is taking a DEEP breath so that she doesn't lose her shit and pummel the daylights out of the crazy tranny.
LOL KD
I was thinking the same.
And 24 y/o mah ass!!!
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homegirl is shady!! and shes 30!!
Bret Michelas makes my stomach gurgle....I just cant get over how hes like 50 with a couple of kids and no, a burnt out career, and no determinable sexual appeal what so ever...yuck.
I finally got to watch this show and I would seriously hang out with like 85% of the girls, including Nikki, they're all just my cup of tea...
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Part of me feels sorry for this retard; part of me wants to walk up to her and push her over and stomp on her implants.
Her boobs are the size of honeydew melons and what little bit that is covered, is covered in a bright red fabric.
YET, JUST IN CASE Brett may have incredibly bad observational skills, she feels the need to lean over to the point of falling.
"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, I'VE GOT BOOBS!! GIGANTIC, ROCK HARD BOOBS!"
Love the trash.
But you HAVE to see this chick
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She may give Coco a run for her money.
she was the best one!
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