Tuesday, January 13th 2009

Mariska Hargitay's Lung Collapsed!

Mariska Hargitay, the girl crush of a many (I get emails), wasn't at the Golden Globes on Sunday and that's because she was laid up in a hospital after her lung conked out all dramatic-like. TMZ says that Mariska's lung half-collapsed late last month. It happened again while she was on vacation this past weekend.

Mariska's person who speaks words for her told Access Hollywood, Mariska Hargitay has been sidelined with a pneumothorax. Despite the injury she will appear in all episodes for the rest of the season of ‘Law &Order: SVU.’”

Pneumothorax
can go down because of a chest injury or shit like that, but it also has been known to happen spontaneously. Yes, this worries me too. Imagine if you're with a group of bitches and you are about to take a hit from a full bong and then boom! Your lung fails on you. FUCK! There's a full bong sitting there, teasing you and your lung decides to lay down. You know those stoner bitches wouldn't wait for you. They would finish the bong right then and there. Ugh.

In all seriousness, here's to a speeeeedy recovery for Mariska. Hopefully she eats the hospital jello and watches a lot of daytime court shows. A lot of them. Court shows just make everything better.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Damn this sucks...she's so awesome. All the bad shit happens to good folks. Gotdamn, bad fortune needs to go haunt Paris or Shitney for a while. Leave Marishka alooooone! Get well M! ♥

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mikey20's picture

this shit happened to me when I was 17, I thought I was having a heart attack. Scary thing is there's like a 70% chance it can happen again. I love svu by the way. get better soon (:

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I've had a Pneumothorax before and that's the day you take a shit in public, thats all i can say! It's a very shitty day all the way around for yah!

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I came down with pneumonia a couple of weeks before Christmas, and am just now getting over it. And yeah, the suckiest part, no GREEN Christmas!!! Like DeeDee, I take my toking seriously! I represent Texas at the Smoker's Olymipics!!! And everyone knows we do it big.

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mike's picture

She was trying for Best Dramatic Performance by a Major Organ.

Hysteria's picture

that sounds like dinosaur pneumonia.

hope MH feels better soon.

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:48pm.

Wow! I'm so sorry to hear that KA. I hope that you are doing okay.

Awwww thanks sweetie!! I'm actually doing much better these days. I also developed some weird chemical sensitivity from it! Sure, colds still turn into pneumonia which has been the plague of my life for the last two months, but I'm doing very well. The suck part is, I also have a sinus infection and my body is eating up the augmentin I was prescribed. :P Lupus is no fun.

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Submitted by KA on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:00pm.

Wow! I'm so sorry to hear that KA. I hope that you are doing okay.

Bondagebarbie's picture

My hubby had a colapsed lung once and believe me it sucks major balls.I do not find her all that sexy or hot..she seems kind of common looking to me.Her mom was way hotter.

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wow...that's scary...i like mariska...she's one of the lovelier looking ladies on tv....get well...
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KA's picture

I love Mariska. I hope she gets better real soon!!

I had a lung collapse on me due to a horrible reaction to sulfa drugs. I kept taking them, thinking all the pain I was going through was due to the illness I had. One morning I woke up unable to breathe and was covered head to toe in blister-like welts. It messed up my immune system and gave me medication-indused Lupus. Horrible, horrible thing to happen. My Mom made plenty of complaints to the clinic, and funny thing, less than two weeks later, the internist who treated me was no longer there.

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I think she is an under-rated talent, and probably the most beautiful woman on TV.

Get well, sexy!

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Yes, I have a girl crush on her. With Jane Mansfield as a mother she has to be drop dead gorgeous!!! Just had a child a couple of years back. Get well MH!!! LOVE YOU!!!

crazyinjapan's picture

I like Mariska (not in THAT way), but my favorite Law & Order actor is Vincent D'Onofrio. I know he's sportin' pudge lately, but I still love him.

M.E.'s picture

Get better Mariska!

I absolutey LOVE her.

thing1's picture

When I was waiting tables in Manhattan, I waited on her once. She is a very nice person and just beautiful. I hope she gets better soon.

Ang's picture

my bil was tall and lanky too.

angel_i's picture

Aw, harsh dude. I had a friend this happened to...at 24!!! His doc told him that some people are predisposed. His frame, apparently, was an indicator - he was one of those lanky types...but Mariska looks SO strong. It's part of the reason I luvs her...

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Ang's picture

This happened to my b.i.l.

foosrock's picture

She's got a man face....is that why?

bourgie's picture

The recovery will be a little painful and she will have to use a spyrometer to strengthen her lungs but she'll be fine.

You know what, she should have gotten the Golden Globe instead of Anna Paquin. True Blood is too camp for my taste

Gry's picture

In my fantasies, Chris Meloni is at her bedside ready to flash his cans when she's feeling down.

DeeDee's picture

Awww poor Mariska. I hope she feels better soon.

I hope this never happens to me. I'm the Olympic pot smoking champion (for the 4-Corners region) and collapsed lungs would seriously cut into my training time.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:54am

it must be scary!
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I knew a college kid on an extended Europeen vacay to whom this happened. I figured he was toking or something but his family insists not (like they'd know). He was in the hospital a few days, then flew home.

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This happens. It's called spontaneous pneumothorax:

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000100.htm

Get better soon Mariska!

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Wow I've heard of nose collapses, but how much blow do you have to suck up to make a LUNG give up? That's awesome!
Haha, I never think anything's wrong with anybody except they did too much coke. I'm just jealous.
She needs to watch Judge Judy! Judge Judy is the answer to all the world's ills. She'll frighten that lung into standing up again. "I'M SPEAKING!"

Reeter's picture

Very sad.

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I heart Olivia. Get Well Soon girl.

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Fuck. I was wondering where she was Sunday night.
Mariska, if you happen along to this thread, get better bitch!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
But, side note, I really don't like that new ADA.

EAT TEH JELLO, GET WELL MARISKA!!!!!

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lizardbits1's picture

*insert a joke about how she was fine until "Love Guru" used her name*

Mike Myers must pay!

Zappy's picture

She has had enough trauma in her life. I wish her a speedy recovery.

And she can watch those other daytime favorites: Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos!

Is there a booger in my nose?

AGHHH, not my Olivia Benson! I looveeeeeeeeeeeee Mariska. I hope she gets well reallllllll soon!

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Im a Princess's picture

Ahhh, I heard about this earlier. I wish her a speady recovery, SVU is really the only crime drama I watch...it's my fav!

Clarisse's picture

thepaganone fucked someone into the hospital!!! That's hot!!!

Get well MH!

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get well soon, Mariska.
heart you so much on L&O SVU! :)
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Noo!! I'll admit, I do have a tiny girl crush on Mariska. She's awesome! Law & Order: SVU is the best!! She needs to get better ASAP!

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I know someone who that happened too...very, very scary.
The doctors said it might have something to do with how thin/small she is....?

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kdracofan's picture

Hope she gets better soon.

lmao @ the "Try The Jello" tag

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Submitted by thepaganone on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:48am.
Oh it is scary as shit to be around someone this happens to. At 18 I had it happen to my boyfriend in the middle of having sex. I was just sure he was having a heart attack. Only good thing about it is I can now officially and forever say I fucked a man into the hospital.

----Oh my gawd! I dont know what the hell I would have done if that happened to me!!!

---I hope she gets well soon!!!! Its kinda weird for this two happen twice isnt it? I had a friend who's lung collapsed and he couldnt do any heavy work for a while and according to him he couldnt have sex either

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I love Mariska!
Get well wishes for her and her lungs!!

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"try the jello"?

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Submitted by sybil on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:59am.
Elliot knows what Olivia needs to make her all better!
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lizardbits1's picture

I hate it when my lung collapses. Ok... lame joke... need more coffee, STAT!

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MK you know we'd hit that bong with our one good lung! GET WELL SOON MARISKA!
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Oh it is scary as shit to be around someone this happens to. At 18 I had it happen to my boyfriend in the middle of having sex. I was just sure he was having a heart attack. Only good thing about it is I can now officially and forever say I fucked a man into the hospital.

Very scary it has happened to Mariska twice in such a short period of time. Hope she has some very good doctors.

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Get Well Soon Mariska and Howie.

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