Megan Fox Wishes!
How dare Megan Fox compare herself to Alan "I Make Pussies Pucker" Alda! That's what this dumb bitch did at the Golden Globes last night. Megan played the "I Is No Sexy" card when she told Giuliana DePandaPuss, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Who would you rather see in a g-string bikini? If you answer the bitch on the right, then you don't know what sex is. Alan Alda wins every fucking time. Megan could never even come close to touching Alan's sexiness.
Even though Megan says she hates herself, she bragged about her 22" waist which she got from starving herself. She said she was kidding about the not eating thing, but you know she's not. The only thing she eats is delusion pills. And Megan also confirmed that her boyfriend Brian Austin Green needs to join the Tool Academy when she said he didn't want to be her date because he's "a man" with an ego. I would think I was the shit too if I was responsible for this. Please tell me the "music" Megan said he's working on is a follow-up to Be Be My Love.
I still can't get over her Alan Alda shit. ALAN FUCKING ALDA? The audacity! Clip below:
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Brian Austin Greene couldn't make it because the 15 year old kid who was supposed to fill in for him at the fry station didn't show up.
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Angel! You're ignoring me on youtube!
Or hey... maybe I was too drunk/tired or both when I wrote a message and thought I hit 'send' but never did.
Anyways, HAY, HII! *smooches*
/wave Deb!
I think that in the end she really is that insecure. That's the only reason to explain the comments, but man, it is kinda funny.
She looks like plastic, can't act, but somehow she can grab my attention.
Everyone has insecurities but this chick comes off as very insincere. Just take the compliment and move the fuck on. She might as well relish her looks while she has them because I don't want to know what that neck is gonna look like in 20 years.
Ugh. Even if that IS the reason he's not there I, certainly, don't think it's a good idea to tell people...or stay with him.
PS. Gosh it must be hard to be as ugly as she is in Hollywood.
What a brave, brave girl!
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I tend to believe her. She seems sincere. Althought I have yet to a a movie she's in.
What a bonehead.
Oh I forgot to add that I still think Alan Alda has THE BEST LAUGH in the world!
She needs to shut it~ who is she again, I already forgot. LOL
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She should just pose and SHUT IT....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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I can't stand this bitch especially for saying some stupid shit like this, lets all kiss her ass now and remind her of her beauty, PLEASE! if you look past the makeup she looks like a trashy hill-billy, so she's right she is a tranny. That being said I think Brian Austin Green is HOT!
there is nothing i hate more than a bitch who obviously licks the mirror at home while chanting she's the pritiest thing that ever lived and then acts all insecure and shy so that people would tell oh no youre pretty. shut the fuck up.
Brian Austin Green isn't watching for 2 reasons
1 - he's a hot has-been
2 - the golden globes are BORING!!
Megan seems like she's watched too much Sarah Silverman & Richard Lewis.
To me, she's all right. But there's something nauseating about a woman as gorgeous as she, soliciting compliments from the interviewer with the doppleganger for Alda schtick.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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What a dumbass. That was painful to watch.
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maybe you're right. she has no talent... but surgery to look like angelina.
Alan Alda is the hottest ever, hands down. I've loved him for, what, 35 years now.
Megan Fox MUST hate herself if she's engaged to Brian Austin Green.
She's funny, I just wish shes stop trying to be a low rent AngieJo. Megan! You can be awesome on your own! Also dump that d-bag BAG.. oh man I never noticed his initials are Bag.. thats awesome
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She's gross. She tries to be funny but comes across as a moron. She tries to be sexy but ends up looking and acting like a day-shift downtown Vegas tranny hooker.
22 inch waist my fat ass, and WTF did she do to her face? She looks like a 48 year old trying to look 20something. She wants to be the next St. Angie, but she's not worthy of licking the bottom of St. Angie's Loubutin, and I'm not crazy about St. Angie either.
Sorry, this bitch just annoys me to no end.
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I should be doing homework, but fuck it.
Just read this and man... hahahaha!! Megan should switch to being a stand up comedian.
"embarassing"..., megan is right. wow, she's not angelina 2.0 because she seems to be dumb and tactless. how could you talk about someone else's boob on the red carpet at an award show? bitch is stupid and uneducated!
Why stress her? Her only claim to fame is that she had surgery to look like Angelina. Good thing since she has no career.
Poor mslewis.... I smell your fat from here.
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"The only thing she eats is delusion and pills". She should call me, I'd be willing to give her a hearty serving of New England man chowder. She's dumb as rocks, but at least you won't have to talk about "Middlemarch" or shit like that at dinner.
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I love Alan Alda! He was soooo hot on M.A.S.H.
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I love this chick more and more every time she gives "interview." Every thing she says is tongue in cheek, and she is witty enough to come up with some off-the-wall shit to amuse us. It is rare to find such physical hotness combined with a sharp and dry wit. Not that many would associate Fox with dryness. But you know what I mean, upstairs rather than downstairs.
Total hilarity. Megan, come hang out in NYC with me! I have the same sense of humor.
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:48pm.
She me be kinda dumb, or even just acting dumb, but she is still hot as hell. Sorry, but she is! Oh, and I despise her tiny ass waist, whatever size it may be. She is the hotness and y'all know it.
To some people. She seems too overprocessed to me. I'd like to see her look more natural.
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I'll agree with that...sometimes. I have seen her when she is looking more natural and she is pretty hot!
Submitted by butterhead killbuzz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:52pm.
She wishes she could be the sex that is Hawkeye Pierce.
Amen.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
She WISHES she were Alan Alda...the man has more talent in his little finger than she has in her entire tranny body.
She wishes she could be the sex that is Hawkeye Pierce.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:48pm.
She me be kinda dumb, or even just acting dumb, but she is still hot as hell. Sorry, but she is! Oh, and I despise her tiny ass waist, whatever size it may be. She is the hotness and y'all know it.
To some people. She seems too overprocessed to me. I'd like to see her look more natural.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Megan needs to be seen not heard. Megan, you're not really known for your for acting or your great wit, just your pretty face and hot body. So,STFU.
Alan Alda is talented, funny, a great actor & writer -- who the hell does Megan Fox think she is comparing herself -- in ANY way, much less negative -- to Alvin Jordan, the evil National Security advisor who tried to take down the Prez in Murder at 1600?!?
I'm not even going to mention Hawkeye.
I'd do Alan Alda in a fuckin' heartbeat.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
She me be kinda dumb, or even just acting dumb, but she is still hot as hell. Sorry, but she is! Oh, and I despise her tiny ass waist, whatever size it may be. She is the hotness and y'all know it.
This is just a whore I can't hate...I'm too mesmerized by her beyoootay...I'd switch teams for Megan. I probably wouldn't even be able to lick her kitty cuz her beyootay would paralyze my ass and my tongue wouldn't be able to move...Not even the fug of her shiteous tats would make my tongue all kitty lickin' good....And that's some powerful byootay, cuz those tats belong on an inbred meth addicted Alabama truck driver with horrendous personal hygeiene and a prison record for child touching...
But she's so purty...*sigh*.....
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She should just stand there and look pretty.
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What exactly was Megan doing at an awards show?? Was she nominated for that amazing, sure to be a classic "Transformers"??? Was she a presenter?? I'm just curious because I don't understand why Giuliana dePandaPuss (I love that name Michael, thanks) wasted time interviewing her. Oh, I forgot. They had the time because Angelina and Brad REFUSED TO TALK TO THEM!!!
Oh, please, filthybitch!!! Do you really think this bitch doesn't think she's hot?? She's an Angelina wanna be. Just look at her!! She even has her hair slicked back the way Angie did at the last red carpet; and look at the tattoos!! This woman wants to be Angelina and she's working it until she gets her wish. Her next move will be to get rid of whats-his-name and make a play for Brad!!!
Tranny? Please - more like a dimestore drag queen. Trannies work HARD to be who they are. And some, like Candis Cayne, manage to be HOT.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Nope you're not alone Nippy. I think she rocks too.
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By comparing herself in a negative way to Alan Alda, was she trying to say that he's ugly? That's kinda mean.
I saw this earlier on E - I didn't understand what she was trying to say then either...
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
This bitch needs to STFU already. She tries WAAAAY too fucking hard to be eccentric.
I saw this. I don't know if MF was serious but she was funny. If she was serious, good for her for being honest. In any event, she keep throwing Juliana Rancid off when she didn't answer J's questions the right way.
She doesn't look like someone in their early twenties. What has she done to her face. I actually saw the part about the waist and her BF, it was painful to watch. She's full of herself and calling her BF out like that is trashy. What was she there for again?
I actually think she's funny and like that she disses the Hollywood crap. Clearly I am alone in my belief, though.
I honestly think that Megan Fox is gorgeous and has an amazing body. That being said, That bitch does NOT have a 22 inch waist!! I am a size 00 and my waist is 23". I had a 22" waist back when I was about 90 pounds in my teenage years. And even though I am still slim with a tiny waist I am no where near 22" and neither is she! Lie teller!
And wtf was that? Her answers were crazy!
Alan Alda has more sexay-ness and more talent in the rootball of one of his nose hairs than Megan has or ever will have.
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If I was to ever have a girl on girl fling (again) I would definitely pick Megan Fox. And let's face it. Would we rather she walk around talking about how she doesn't notice she is smoking hot, or walk around like Angelina with an attitude that says I KNOW I'M HOT.
I don't like conceited bitches.
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she's the dumbest plastic fuckpig around. i bet she rehearsed those fucking lines for dadys on end. wax corpse-idiot she is.
TOTAL IDIOT!
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Dear Megan,
Please kindly shut the fuck up. You're not funny, you're only hot in a vaguely superficial way, and the more you speak, the less hot you get.
Again, shut your fucking trap before someone shuts it for you.
Love always,
The entire fucking universe
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