Megan Fox Wishes!
How dare Megan Fox compare herself to Alan "I Make Pussies Pucker" Alda! That's what this dumb bitch did at the Golden Globes last night. Megan played the "I Is No Sexy" card when she told Giuliana DePandaPuss, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Who would you rather see in a g-string bikini? If you answer the bitch on the right, then you don't know what sex is. Alan Alda wins every fucking time. Megan could never even come close to touching Alan's sexiness.
Even though Megan says she hates herself, she bragged about her 22" waist which she got from starving herself. She said she was kidding about the not eating thing, but you know she's not. The only thing she eats is delusion pills. And Megan also confirmed that her boyfriend Brian Austin Green needs to join the Tool Academy when she said he didn't want to be her date because he's "a man" with an ego. I would think I was the shit too if I was responsible for this. Please tell me the "music" Megan said he's working on is a follow-up to Be Be My Love.
I still can't get over her Alan Alda shit. ALAN FUCKING ALDA? The audacity! Clip below:
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:09am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:03am.
Maybe I love it because I hate that Shelley Duvall so much, I like seeing her chased by an axe wielding maniac. I'd also like to see Megan Fox chased, but she would have to run in slow motion
*** Say what you may, but didn't you say you love the movie? Even if you want to say it is cause you hate Shelley Duvall I am calling your BS.... evem with Shelley Duvall it is a great movie and if Michael Bay redid it for your hormones, deep, deep down I Know a baywatch slow mo won't satisfy you. :)
I actually think she was trying to be funny!! She's cool!!!
that ho is just trying to look like me!!!
Good luck honey.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:03am.
Maybe I love it because I hate that Shelley Duvall so much, I like seeing her chased by an axe wielding maniac. I'd also like to see Megan Fox chased, but she would have to run in slow motion.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:42am.
This is why it is 1:32 and am loving Bravo, like you, I can never say no to the shinning.... and since you understand,he is about to meet Grady and his am "correcting" my family advice. Bar scene coming up
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I can't feel sorry for her when she continues to date such a loser. And she needs to just shut up and look like the gorgeous tranny that she is.
Howie Mandel is in hospital with chest pains. That and Patrick Swayze's pneumonia has me scared. And these things usually happen in threes.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:32am.
I could never watch it either, the original version of The Shining is one of 5 movies that I have to watch all the way to the end every time I come across it. And Megan Fox isn't in any of the other 4, either.
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This woman is pretty, but WAY too annoying. She bothers me something awful. Does she have any people who can tell her to keep her blowhole closed? Isn't that what publicists are for?
Maybe if she stopped trying looking Like Angelina sh-Jolie so hard she wouldn't feel so insecure horrified and embarrassed, It's called having your own charactar.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:20am
SACRILEGE! As much as Stephen King hated Stanley Kubrick's version that is the only real version and King should have let it go.....the ABC version sucked, Steven Webber? Well, I guess Megan Fox could have been Wendy in it, I did not see that version, I will never, I love the original so much that even though I got a trial in the morning, I am up cause the dam thing is on Bravo...
On topic .. MEgan Fox is a cute bitch but Steven Weeber and Marley (from the Marley & Me movie) show more range.____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:15am.
They already killed that movie: the dude from Wings in the Jack Nicholson role. That's like Megan Fox as Joan of Arc.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:05am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:04am.
Her acting skills are perfect for her roles, I almost thought the tits were real.
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Touche baby. Thanks for always making me laugh even when am watching the Shinning (on right now on Bravo), which btw, would have been better with some Michael Bay explotions and some big tittie chicks, NOT. I hope I did not give that man (MB)some ideas about killing other classics, but then I am thinking I am relevant and the doopleganger (sp) for Sir Jack. ____________________________________________
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I like the new lips she bought
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:04am.
Her acting skills are perfect for her roles, I almost thought the tits were real.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:54am.
I think she picked the wrong doppelganger. Demi Moore maybe:
Hi Manimal5, well, I must say, Demi is twice the actress she is, and that is not saying much. Maybe one and a half. The problem with this woman, and I think Sheeps said something earlier is that ther eis a dime a dozen people that look like her/or she looks like... she has done nothing to be noticed, unless you consider her being in Transformers, a Michael Bay nightmare (as are all his movies).
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I think she picked the wrong doppelganger. Demi Moore maybe:
http://wintercampersquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/demi_moore.jpg
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:13am.
Her eyes look smaller, but I think she is just squinting, no plastic surgery imho.
As for her being pretty, yes she is but she knows it, just fishing for compliments (with material that was not her own). LIke I said before and others said, doppelgänger is not a word she knows, and she may have seen Alda once before. She probably practiced these lines for weeks and still failed miserably because she sounds like she is rehearsed and full of caca. ____________________________________________
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i just can't read the comments, sorry....
too bad there wasn't some kind of sixty second delay where she could say that off camera and then put on the prerequisite phony face for the cameras.
Submitted by Crimini on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:30pm.
Wow. Totally weird. At first, I couldn't tell if she was trying to be sarcastic about being self deprecating or if she was actually fishing for compliments. I have come to the conclusion that she was really high. The glazed over look in her eye, the rubber faces she keeps making,the Alan Alda doppleganger statement, the serene disdain for her boyfriend- this chick is way stoned.
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I think you are right.
There's nothing more annoying than when pretty people pretend to be ugly. She clearly knows she's beautiful, does she have to undercompensate?
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:26am.
GONG SHOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTjp4U4FWD8
LOL Gong Show, that was probably the best gig that girl ever had.
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GONG SHOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTjp4U4FWD8
this is what they teach you in acting school.
oh shit, i'm retarded....
haha sorry
here's the clip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTjp4U4FWD8
GONG SHOW!!!!
GONG SHOW!!!!!!
Dear MK,
check out this vintage GONG SHOW clip! That woman exemplifies ( i don't know how to spell that) acting or something.
Love,
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she deserves an honorary hot slut award!
The bitch is hot. That's all that matters. Beautiful people will always have the advantage.
Submitted by lmarie373 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:08am.
megan fox before plastic surgery
http://www.motoradictos.com/images/2007/07/megan_fox_hope_and_faith.jpg
after surgery
she looks exactly the same. the only difference is caked on red carpet makeup. megan fox=natural beauty
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Submitted by KelleyB. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:11am.
I like her more now. Ellen Paige in Angelina Jolie's body. Love it.
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I like her more now. Ellen Paige in Angelina Jolie's body. Love it.
megan fox before plastic surgery
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after surgery
http://infinitetattoos.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/megan-fox-mtv.jpg
she tries way to o hard to look like Angie
girl needs to stop copying her, she really doesn't have any self-esteem if you're trying hard to look like another person.
How dare she even mention Alan Alda? He is a Hollywood GOD to me.
stupid ho.
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Submitted by dirk beaver on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:48pm.
how come you DO bring her up on every single thread regardless of the topic?
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that's an unsupportable broad generalization.
Actually it's an untruth.
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Submitted by dirk beaver on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:48pm.
I'm no fan of Jolie, but damn. The level of obsession here is starting to be pretty damn scary O_O
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Dirk, here's my take on the jolie hate and I could be wayyyyy off but...
Everyone loves a good Villain and Jolie fits the bill...she's a husband/fiance' stealer and she's a baby peddling scam artist. Just because someone is rich and famous doesn't mean they can't be the lowest form of life without a soul/heart/care in the world except the glorification of their own image.
So, people bust on the bitch because she pimps her kids out, pimps her LIFE out and puts herself out there PURPOSELY for just that. Being relevent in Hollywhack is no easy task but have enough fucking integrity to leave the kids out of your self-aggrandizing minutiae.
Those of us who have a child can't imagine selling out like the Jolie-Pitts do. It's gross and morally reprehensible to many of us including me. I don't thump my chest and berate them but I understand and agree with many people here who do.
Again, just my take.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:50pm.
I prolly said it inartfully, but what I was thinkin' was her looks--somewhat above average at best--will fade. She's not getting a lot of acting work now. Unless she marries a rich dude, she'd better focus on acting.
I couldn't remember what she was in and then I saw she was in that show Hope and Faith. This is from a few years ago. She's had more than a little work done:
http://www.televisionhotties.com/megan-fox-has-hope-and-faith/?Qwd=./meg...
That's sad.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:27pm.
I think she's hot. She would be a zillion times hotter if she were Brad Pitt's next rebound girl:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:45pm.
If she's insecure about her beauty, she should work on her acting. Hollywood is littered with hot, pretty girls.
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I think you forgot the part about "unskilled" in there...like you got distracted or something...;p
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I know the people on this site are notorious for disliking Angelina Jolie (well, since MK started to dislike her, anyway) but I have to ask: if you (you = the many many people who have brought her up on this non-Angelina thread) hate her so much, how come you DO bring her up on every single thread regardless of the topic?
I'm no fan of Jolie, but damn. The level of obsession here is starting to be pretty damn scary O_O
If she's insecure about her beauty, she should work on her acting. Hollywood is littered with hot, pretty girls.
Like she came up with this by herself. Please, she does not know who Alda probably even is.
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She's delusional AND stupid.
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This is so obvious. Someone fed her that shit to say so that a) she could reference Alan Alda and b) she could use the word "doppleganger" in a sentence correctly. She's a beautiful girl, but she needs to lay off the whatever she's doing on her face cause she doesn't look like the same girl who was on "Hope and Grace" just three years back. You start dipping in all that nicole kidman shit too early and you'll look 50 by the time you hit 30.
Wow. Totally weird. At first, I couldn't tell if she was trying to be sarcastic about being self deprecating or if she was actually fishing for compliments. I have come to the conclusion that she was really high. The glazed over look in her eye, the rubber faces she keeps making,the Alan Alda doppleganger statement, the serene disdain for her boyfriend- this chick is way stoned.
i just looked at this shit again...don't know why...is she saying she thinks she looks as good as alan alda...because i disagree...alda is hotness...and certainly hotter than this chick...for crying out loud, that nobody douche she dates didn't want come to this event with her...
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MASH! I love that show. Alan Alda is the hotness.
Her eyes are gorgeous (if they aren't colored contacts that is) but her neck is so long it gives me a neck-ache just looking at it.
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I guess I'm the only one but I don't see the beauty. She doesn't look like a man, as she seems to think, but she's not good looking. Her looks are just too over the top, too fake looking and she has that same slut-face Angelina has that disgusts me. I don't find many of these Hollywood hoes attractive, though.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:27pm.
I think she's hot. She would be a zillion times hotter if she were Brad Pitt's next rebound girl:)
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I would bow down to this slut whore godess for all of eternity...or until I got bored with her ass...What?
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oh boo fuckin' whoo, Megan. Why don't you and Keira Knightley go stick your compliment demanding heads in an oven and go away.
Bloody hell.