Megan Fox Wishes!
How dare Megan Fox compare herself to Alan "I Make Pussies Pucker" Alda! That's what this dumb bitch did at the Golden Globes last night. Megan played the "I Is No Sexy" card when she told Giuliana DePandaPuss, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Who would you rather see in a g-string bikini? If you answer the bitch on the right, then you don't know what sex is. Alan Alda wins every fucking time. Megan could never even come close to touching Alan's sexiness.
Even though Megan says she hates herself, she bragged about her 22" waist which she got from starving herself. She said she was kidding about the not eating thing, but you know she's not. The only thing she eats is delusion pills. And Megan also confirmed that her boyfriend Brian Austin Green needs to join the Tool Academy when she said he didn't want to be her date because he's "a man" with an ego. I would think I was the shit too if I was responsible for this. Please tell me the "music" Megan said he's working on is a follow-up to Be Be My Love.
I still can't get over her Alan Alda shit. ALAN FUCKING ALDA? The audacity! Clip below:
So the fanboys are upset that there are some people who don't find Megan Fox attractive or don't think she's intelligent? Fuck off, then. Personally, I think she looks like a drag queen.
And to think, I had thought, from pix I'd seen, that she'd make a good WONDER WOMAN...blech. She's an idiot.
Submitted by wwadd on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
If she was being sarcastic, that's mean to Alan Alda.
And of course she's pretty. Everyone on D-listed says that everyone's ugly--it doesn't matter who they are, at least five people will think he or she is hideous. Lighten up.
the majority of the poeple who commented on this are fucking high ( all the people who said megan fox is ugly) she is legit one of the hottest woman in hollywood. Yeah there ar some woman who are hotter but she is easily top ten. and for the people bitching about what she said, that shit was funny and she was being sarcastic. for fuck's sake have some common sense
What's with all the hating? I didn't like her much before, but after this interview I think she's fucking hilarious. MY favorite: "I'm a tranny....I'm a man." So fucking funny! Plus she's dating BAG...you know she has to have a sense of humor!
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wow shes even more of a piece of white trash than blohan...could she be any more deluded...what a vain steaming pile of shit she is....didnt think it was possible for me to dislike her more than i already did but, wow...
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what a CUNT!!!! eewww...now i officially hate her...she sounds like such an unlikable person. i wouldnt want to be her "date" either if she has such a bitch attitude like that. i will say she is a very pretty girl with a great body, but other than that she seems like a horrible, terrible, miserable, narcissistic, phony, vapid, self centered bitch...make sure to check out her douchebag tattoos...the blob on her forearm which is supposed to be marilyn monroes face is a gem...giuliana also seems like a dumb twat...isnt there a less obvious way to kiss ass??
Did Hayek almost trip when Fox talked about her..wow
you guys know that song that goes "you are so vain you probably think this song is bout you dont you dont you?" well its dedicated to Megan Fox
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
they were talking about MF on tmz on tv and who would you rather, her or Evangeline Lily? and all the guys, esp that surfer dude were all "MEGAN FOX 100%". whatever, Evie might be a bitch but she's got bad ass muscles and she looks good filthy.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Miss Priss: Imgine me you and MK in a threesome? We'd kill him, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I think Liv tyler is better looking than this girl or angelina
maybe her eyebrows aren't bushy, bu t something doesn't look good there.
I LOVES me some Alan Alda! What a voice!
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I consider this girl AVERAGE and no i'm not jealous i'll admit if a girl is hot. I don't get the hype. One thing that drives me crazy is her bushy eyebrows. But even though brian austin green is a hasbeen if I was an actress, I'd date him, I always thought he was hot!
she is hot
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Of course!! You're in my lesbo fantasies!! You and MK
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She is hot and I hate her!
Also I tried doing "Pilates" last night and that shit was hard!!!!!
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Angelina Jolie wishes she looked like Megan Fox. Wishes. What can Angelina do about that big Frankenstein head and HUGE face? Gain some weight is what! There isn't surgery to fix a big head and face like that. She looks better when she has weight on her.
i have had the thought that is was manufactured by hollywood to replace jolie. hollywood has no originality nowadays, so they made an angelina copy. she tries too hard to shock people. i do think she is gorgeous.
The whole, "I'm not pretty" bullshit is way overplayed by these chicks but I'm more interested in all the comments she made about Brian. "He's a MAN" "he could care less" What's that all about. Especially the "MAN" comment. What's that supposed to imply?????
noooooooooooo Miss Priss, you were supposed to be MY gayelle! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
OK people it is not Megans fault that she has dark hair and green eyes like "the other one", she is way hotter than Angie Ho ever was. Im not defending this chick, just saying, I doubt she wants to be like Angie Ho.
Anyway, I like her. I'd go lesbo for her
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
A poor man's Angelina. *yawn*
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so sick about hearing about this twat, yeah yeah she's hot so what? she's a dumbo and she's dating David Silver.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Who the hell is Megan Fox anyway? I mean, I don't even know what she's famous for...is she famous for something besides now standing there at the Golden Globe awards, acting like an idiot? She obviously knows that she's attractive, otherwise, why would you stand there all made up and brag about starving yourself for your 22" waist? I agree that she sounds like she's still in high school with the way she talks. How annoying. And then her boyfriend Brian Austin Green...he could care less? Boy Megan, if your significant other doesn't give a rat's ass about you being recognized for an award, you're going to have some serious problems with that shit down the road. He sounds incredibly mature. Actually, they both sound completely inmature and full of themselves so maybe they make the perfect couple!
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
For great natural beauties who would have been considered beautiful 100 years ago too (Fox and Jolie probably wouldn't since there was no plastic surgeons): see Isabella Adjani, Monica Bellucci, Aishwarya Rai and Claire Forlani.
I'm stuck on the movie stars of old but I will check out your list.
Depressing that Fox acts like this. I had hope for her. I really love her look. Even before the surgery
http://sickitten.com/categories/Megan%20Fox.aspx
Earlier in this thread someone else posted an after surgery pic of Fox but it actually a before shot. Before the nosejob, at least.
it's said that her sexy pics were found at ___ http://MatchWealthy.com ___ the CLuB for successful singles,reported by eonline yesterday! i don't know why was She there, looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? nobody knows!
She'd be better if she weren't such a stuck-up bithc.
Awesome clip of David Silver, though...how'd she get him? KANYE WEST shrivels in the shadow of David Silver...the whole gang was impressed!
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Her ingraciousness makes me dislike her. Fuck the insecurity (though it is there and she's pretending to hate being beautiful because the bitch has that miniscule smirk on her face and her body language gives her up even though she's touching herself for reassurance is this a run on sentence?).
More importantly, how dare she compare herself to Alan Alda. I wanted to marry him when M.A.S.H. was in it's first run, back last century. Of course, I was delusional then too.
Is there a booger in my nose?
For great natural beauties who would have been considered beautiful 100 years ago too (Fox and Jolie probably wouldn't since there was no plastic surgeons): see Isabella Adjani, Monica Bellucci, Aishwarya Rai and Claire Forlani.
If I start dissecting their faces like I just did Fox', I'll never recover.. they're flawless :)
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 7:51am.
Yeah, but Angelina has a really big head and huge face. Fox has a feminine bone structure that no plastic surgery can create. Jolie looks like crap with her hair tightly off her face. Megan pulls it off.
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I wholeheartedly agree there. Jolie has the weirdest forehead. but besides from that her face is beautiful. Her nose is strange looking (again, due to surgery!) too sharp, and from some angles she actually has a single point that impossibly could have become that 'pointy' without the help of surgery. Very subtle surgery though. I find it odd that she would do it.
Yeah, but Angelina has a really big head and huge face. Fox has a feminine bone structure that no plastic surgery can create. Jolie looks like crap with her hair tightly off her face. Megan pulls it off.
Ok, I honestly don't think she's pretty at all (well maybe in a plain jane sort of way). She may be a nice and funny person though. I'll be dissecting her apperance now in a very thorough way ONLY because she's put on a pedestal. And I want to prove that she doesn't belong there:
She looks like a porn star. Her hair is not naturally black (if it was it would make her coloring special: dark hair, pale skin, pale eyes) but no. She got a nose job. Her nostrils are always flared in that weird unappealing way (perhaps a side-effect from ner nostrils not fitting with her new narrower smaller nose?), her eyes are teeny tiny (and not in that cat-like way, which she's trying to make them look like, they're just small, period), her lips have obviously had something injected into (and so they look freaky) and her body is so-so. She's not even beautiful in that angelina jolie-esque way. I do like her eye color though.
AAAAAAnd she sounds a little unintelligent and uninteresting. That whole "I love sex"-thing may actually have been an attempt to seem more interesting than she is.
Oh, she has an obnoxious ditzy high school-girl voice.
But again, she may be a really nice person. She should just embrace her natural looks. I believe you'll be the most beautiful when you don't try to be someone else. It's so blatant that she's trying to look like Angelina Jolie...
I am so mean...
Submitted by WoodyAlien on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:53am.
Howie Mandel is in hospital with chest pains. That and Patrick Swayze's pneumonia has me scared. And these things usually happen in threes.
"My brain: It's my second favorite organ."
Don't be scare anymore Mariska....Hargitay ( is that her last name? well, Olivia Benson
is in the Hospital too... one of her lungs collapsed or something like that, I just saw it on the news. she'll be fine
am i the only one who doesn't think she's that pretty? maybe i feel that way b/c i saw her stand around (i can't call it acting) in transformers. they could have cut her out of the movie completely and nothing would have been lost. anywho, i'm more of a salma hayek girl myself. you know she's looking good w/ or w/o makeup, and she's been doing it for years w/ some ACTUAL talent.
hollywood has this way of trying to make a statement true by saying the same thing a million times. case in point: scarlett johannsen is pretty and she can act.
AMEN TO THAT, CHICA. almost anyone would be a downgrade from brenda (vanessa). but that's ok. now she can share her hotness w/ someone more deserving.
You know, I still don't know who this chick is. And she looks like she should be gorgeous but somehow isn't... from Vanessa Marcil, she's a serious downgrade for Brian Austin Green.
Oh shut the fuck up you retarded bimbo. Not only are you attractive but you have spent a fortune in making yourself fit the Hollywood mould so to stand there and act all ‘me I’m so plain’ is laughable disingenuous shit. I would also appreciate it if you would lay off the drugs before you go on the red carpet- I don’t expect wit and wisdom form people who are paid to dress up but a little coherence might be nice. ‘So nervous you’ll vomit’ – what again? Don’t you girls vomit 20 times a day? I doubt you’ve a good puke left in you.
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she looks like a robot
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The funny thing is, is that I didn't even know who the fuck she was until she opened her mouth about her great she is in bed.
Megan Fox is one of those girls who are so arrogant that she's insecure. You just know that deep down she's a narcisstic cunt who can't stand when no-one's paying attention to her because she thinks she's worthy of it.
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Wow, seriously. This woman needs to die. Not just fade into obscurity but actually be put to death. It's funny that now that she's somewhat known she plays the insecure card but back a few years ago she was always talking about how sexual she was. And 22" waist my ass! I know a girl who is 5'5", weighs 96lbs and has a 22" waist and she's like, half Megan's width. Megan is only an inch taller than that and has to weigh somewhere around 120-125. It's just not fucking possible that she has a 22" waist unless she's been wearing corsets her whole fucking life. No talent, no personality, and no originality. Why the fuck does she even exist? One minute she's a sex goddess, the next she's a tomboy, then she's a nerd, and now she's insecure. Make up your fucking mind, pick a role. And by the way, she totally ripped off Angie Jo's 2001 GG look.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 3:17am.
NO, I refuse to disagree! Ugly chicks still get movie roles - Paris Hilton has had several, and she looks like she was assembled from spare parts in a poorly lit sweatshop. Miley Cyrus is famous, and she seems to be the product of inbreeding among a group of rodents. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gwyneth Paltrow, Star Jones, Phoebe Price, all repugnant, all famous.
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What an idiot. This dumbass tw*t is perfect for hollywood. Looks good, but can't put a coherent thought together to save her life. With all the idiot suits in hollywood going strictly for looks nowadays, she'll be up for every role available very soon. I hope hollywood is blown up very soon...
Megan Fox is attractive, but attractive in the sense that if she didn't have that permanently fucking glazed over look in her dead eyes, wiped off the pound of foundation, and dressed in flannel wouldn't be half the buzz she gets.
As someone else pointed out, she's slutty hot. With the assistance of surgical enhancement, makeup, and lack of clothing, anyone can be Megan Fox. Her appeal is so arbitrary yet so forced. While she has decent facial features, I've seen prettier women. While people place Megan Fox on some kind of pedestal of unattainable beauty and sex appeal, she's not a genetic freak. It just so happens that it's expensive. If everyone could afford a personal stylist, a plastic surgeon, a skanky (albeit overpriced) wardrobe, pampering, and makeup, most women I know would be hot too.
I think it would be funny if someone just for shits and giggles said: "Yeah, you're right, you are ugly!" just to see the disappointment in her expression.
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:56am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:43am.
oK, lets agree to disagree, Heather Lockelear is hot, hot bithes without talent can make it, Shelley had talent, people like her can;t cause she is fugly, make it now. (Karen Black, Merryl Streep) My point was that if Jack Nicholson had his first movie in the 2000s, despite his talent, he wouldn;t make it, cause now is all about being hot. Which is sad. Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:43am.
Yeah, Shelley kicked ass as Olive Oyl. There were hot, completely untalented actresses back then too. Hell, Heather Locklear is STILL occasionally working. And she can't even date well. I think Nicholson would still make it today, only because no one would have the balls to tell that crazy motherfucker that he didn't get the job. Hell, no one has the balls to tell Will Ferrell or Will Smith to stop playing THE EXACT SAME CHARACTER in every movie. And there's just no explaining David Caruso.
That being said, MF would still look real good in the role "girl in wet t-shirt who doesn't say much".
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I don't know, for someone who's so insecure, she has no problem with flaunting her body.
She and Kate Beckinsale should host a competition on who can fish for the most compliments and how many dumbasses they get to tell them "Oh no! I'd fuck you!"
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:34am
Do you know I love your ass? Regardless, I am disagreeing. I think THe Shinning is perfect as it was in the 1980s; Shelley Duvall and all. SHe was a great actress on it, I am still watching as we speak and she is 50 billion times an actress than Megan fox. In fact, that is why I liked the 70s and early 80's movies, actreses where not hot bimbos with big breasts and no talent. Hell, honestly, if we think about today, Jack would never had made it, luckly for us, being ht in the 70s and 80s did not mean actual talent. Oh and Shelley Duvall had some good movies to her, ugly doesn't mean bad.____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:25am.
There's no such thing as a perfect movie, Shelley Duvall proved that in The Shining. And I'm not saying that Megan Fox needs to do a remake, I just think her entire career should be based on being filmed running in slo-mo. Yasmine Bleeth got a good 5 years out of it, MF will be lucky to get half that.
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She only wishes she was as talented as Alan. I thought she was trying to look like Angelina.