Monday, January 12th 2009
Grace Jones Rules The World
Only Grace Jones can wear the fuck out of a rattan basket from the Reagle Beagle or whatever the hell that thing is on her head. The fucked up shit she wears is too advanced for mortals. We don't understand it. But seriously, Grace Jones can destroy us all with just one roar.
Grace Jones is what Solange wants to be when she grows up. She's down in her basement right now trying to recreate this shit using an old wooden salad bowl, placements and some busted ass V for Vendetta mask she bought on eBay. She can try all she wants, but Grace Jones cannot be duplicated.
Dios Mio!! Le adoro a Grace Jones, as we used to say in Madrid!!
"Am i ever gonna fall in love in New York City......" and "Pull up to the Bumper, baby" are 2 of my all time favorite songs.
And I peed my pants one year when she was on the Pee Wee Herman Christmas Special singing "The Little Drummer Boy." OMG---it was hysterical. The shit she had on----this molded black plastic body mold of her front side just stood in front of her body and somehow it was attached to a skirt. it had these cups for her tits and she just placed each one inside.....LOL!! I loved that show so much.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
HAHAHAHA! Nobody brings the crazy like Grace. She wears shit that's gravity defying.
Grace Jones is... nygggg... weird. I guess that's the point. But, while I can't say I really appreciate her brand of harsh aesthetic, at least she's comfortable with herself. And there is always someone who will look more like a tranny than I.
her face is frightening, not really ugly, just intimidating, but her body is damn impressive for someone her age...
Grace Rocks!!!!
oh man, grace jones...no one compares to her. my mom had her first record, and since i was a kid i was fascinated with the album artwork- probably because andy warhol was responsible for it. to this day i have the record sleeve on my wall.
"so i drank one, it became four and when i fell on the floor i drank more" - morrissey
I'll never forget her video for "Demolition Man" - she scared the shit out of me. She still does. Grace is so far above us, we will never understand her.
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LMAO! This post and my cup-o-joe in the morning delights me to no fucking end!
Is there a booger in my nose?
Her cookie would break you in half :D
You got that rite, MK! There is only one Grace... And her new music rocks!
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She is truly an original! I love the song "Pull up to My Bumper" from the 80's when I would go to the clubs..
Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Beyonce all rolled into one couldn't be as cool as her!
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On topic: She's amusing. She's weird and eccentric. She's ACTUALLY eccentric, not fucking MTV eccentric.
Off topic: I'm sort of sad and happy to see someone use "Lady CaCa". That was going to be my special nickname to her :(
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
GRACE is the REAL DEAL in a world of sellouts fakes and frauds.
HOT!!
Work mama
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
OMG, fiercest bitch ever. LOVE HER!
Her vag is sticking out!! Talk about major, major camel toe!! YUCK!!!
I Love Grace Jones.
I'll bet MK loves this song of hers...
Feeling like a woman,
Looking like a man,
Sounding like a no-no,
Mating when I can,
*GAG-NADO!!!!* grace sucks the air out of the room!!
i've got one thing to say....
U BETTA WERQ!!!
Submitted by gucci on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:23am.
i love grace but she should have worked out a little before she decided to wear this. her butts flabby
...her ass is 60. her ass looks hella tight for her age. her ass looks better than many younger chicks like Amy and Angelina....
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And now, Ladies and Gentleman, Here's Grace!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXIwgyyrok
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
i love grace but she should have worked out a little before she decided to wear this. her butts flabby
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
The Regal Beagle!
Grace Jones is a true original. I love this hot bitch.
Posted by Farrah:
She came to Chile in the early 80s, to some lame ass "sing and talk" show. While the host was talking to her, she got up and ATE A DAMN LIVE PLANT.
100% fierce.
Holy Choc-o-bot!
Speaking of Choc-o-bots, I love the cover art for her new album.
my god, it looks like the sidney opera house
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ok thats ridiculous.
you would never ever ever guess her age.
she looks as great as madonna THINKS madonna looks.
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she's friggen 60 and looks like that! i luv that woman!
Pull up to the bumper baby...you can park it in between....
THIS IS MY GIRL RIGHT HERE.
Apparently, when my mom just got pregnant with me (back in 1979), she went to the Paradise Garage in NY and Grace performed on New Years Eve. Explains my love for this woman 28 years later.
In fact, rocking the gumbi haircut right now in her honor.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Loved her back in the day and love her now. Keep on keepin' on, Grace. Your "Slave To The Rhythm" video makes *any* video today pale in comparison..24 years later.
grace jones is a goddess...her thighs AND her ass are out...that's what goddesses do...
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I heart The ORIGINAL GRACE JONES!! Demolition Man forever!!
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She did pose kissing her refletion in the mirror. She just wants more compliments.
This woman is the only creature who can aspire to the throne left vacant by the late, great Eartha Kitt. For decades, they both purred, strutted, performed, and sang their asses off.
Vive la Grace!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:12pm.
Huh, well I guess SHE doesn't need any cholarizing!
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Grace eats Cholas for breakfast...Bitch is FUR-RO-SHUSH, baby....
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:51pm.
Nice Alan Alda avie. i appreciate that.
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:15pm.
She came to Chile in the early 80s, to some lame ass "sing and talk" show. While the host was talking to her, she got up and ATE A DAMN LIVE PLANT.
100% fierce.
-- I bow.
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The hottest 60 year old ever,Madonna wishes she was this cool.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is the only one on the planet that can pull this shit off. She's timeless.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was there for this hotness. I don't think anyone present could blink for days afterwards. She burnt off our eyelids.
And I'm pretty sure she called us cunts.
Okay, second to last thumbnail I was really afraid she wasn't wearing anything on her bottom half and that she was sicking her vadge on the unsuspecting public.
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She is amazing. Her albums fascinated me as a child. I am so glad she still out there showing bitches how to come correct. I bow down to Ms. Jones.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:35pm.
LOVE Grace.
Does she have tranny impersonators?
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LOVE Grace.
Does she have tranny impersonators? I imagine there would be, but I haven't ever seen one. I live in NYC, but we only have one tranny in my stuffy neighborhood. (She's a dooooozy, though)
Solange will never, and can never approach Grace Jones in the fierceness department (though she could come closer than Beyonce ever could).
Aurora Replays:
http://www.astronomynorth.com/Replay2008.html
At first, I thought some of the outfits were EXTREMELY NSFW. And my world was about to cave in: 'Nooooo!!! Not you, Grace!'
But no, she had panties on and looks as unbelievably iconic and fantastic as ever. what a breath of fresh air in these times of skank celebs.
Grace is the embodiment of fierce.
I'd still hit it. Twice.
Cheers.