Monday, January 12th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
They sure are making brain dead mannequins so lifelike nowadays. They even give them nipples! - Egotastic!
Has Megan Fox been fucking with her face? - Hollywood Tuna
Freddie Mercury is alive and well in Japan - Towleroad
HoHan quotes Foreigner! - Popsugar
This is Grace Jones and she is a legend - Hollywood Rag
Charlotte Church named her kid Dexter. Yeah, like the serial killer on Showtime - Just Jared
Lady GagMe is allergic to pants, obviously (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Renee Zellweger's granny bra - Cityrag
Amy Adams or vintage Nicole Kidman? - Lainey Gossip
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A nipple slip is, by definition, an accident. If it's not an accident, it's called "baring your breasts." When you're miked and being filmed, it's not an accident.
I would give up my salary if M.K. stopped posting links to the Drunken Stepfucktard's site.
Submitted by jessiekitty on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:15pm.
I would PAY Michael K to never link Drunken Stepfather again. That site is a fucking piece of shit, and the author should come out already.
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Is Renee unable to hold her head up?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I would watch the city if my I.Q was that of a trash can lid...
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Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Megan absolutely had something done to her teeth/mouth which kinda changed her face. I would do ungodly acts to her anyway. She needs to dump that douchB.A.G already and come here to NYC.
Megan - dont mess with perfection!!!!!
Submitted by jessiekitty on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:15pm.
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Never liked Jolie before. Her sexiness felt very forced. Now however, she seems to exude sexiness and tranquility without trying. Now that's a good bird.
Megan Fox is.. not bad. Scratch that, she is delicious in every sense. :D As soon as she give up trying to look hot, she'll look even better.
I have better things to do that ogle the breasts of celebs (well not really) so I have no idea if she is smuggling real or plastic boobs. Plastic breasts are pure comedy to me. Why on earth a woman would put.. ahhhh forget it.
--thanks awfully--
I would PAY Michael K to never link Drunken Stepfather again. That site is a fucking piece of shit, and the author should come out already.
Megan Fox.... I can understand why guys find her hot but she´s way too fake looking for my taste, especially her wonky titties.
I think Mila Kuniz is ten times more hotter than M.F. She was absolutely jawdroppingly beautiful in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You guys really think Megan Fox is hot? I think she's rough as rats! She looks a lot older than she claims to be, I would put her at about 33 - Angelina's supposed age. Her skin just looks rough, whether from over-tanning or just from age and if you look at early pictures of her it's obvious she's had a lot of work done to make her look like Ange. Ange a few years back was way more beautiful, her skin was luminous and she never looked this trashy. The boobs are fake but she has a hot butt - but who knows, maybe this is silicone too? Kylie's was.
i love grace jones...
what is a lady gaga?
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I used to think CZJ was the hottest woman in Hollywood, but that title belongs to Megan Fox now...she looks weird here because her hair is pulled so tight it is even pulling her eyes back LOL...She is way too young to have work done (I hope)...the body is still perfect...glad to see at least one woman in hollywood that has a true hour glass figure. They don't make them like they used to anymore.
I think that Renee's stylist must have been her ex's current boyfriend..did she seriously think that fug see thru rag looked good? let alone with a beige granny bra under it. Damn...if this is a Carolina Herrera creation, then Mrs. Herrera must have been high or drunk on Boones Farm when she designed that crap and so was Squinty for wearing it.
I only knew it was a matter of time before some lame ass celebrity went and stole my son's name. At least Dexter Romeo is better than Dexter LLOYD (wtf??) any day of the week.
RZ was prettiest in Jerry Maguire, Bridget Jones's Diary (the first one - she looked good with an extra 20 lbs. on), and started to go downhill after Me, Myself, and Irene.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:44pm.
*running to Farrah's myspace*
Yeah, you are right! You don't have an ass! I think I have enough for the both of us!
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OMG! you HORZ!!
if i didn't wuv you so much... i would have cuttabeesh!
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I have never seen an episode of The Hills.. or any of those other shows.
Megan Fox is hot, but I hate her hair like that. She can't pull it off.
I kind of like Dexter.
Amy Adams is adorable.
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They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
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Submitted by sonne on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:19pm.
I said it before and I'll say it again. That bitch always looks like she's having an allergic reaction. Maybe she's allergic to oxygen and doesn't know it.
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*running to Farrah's myspace*
Yeah, you are right! You don't have an ass! I think I have enough for the both of us!
Grace Jones is a goddess. She's like the goddess of war or something because she is FIERCE.
Megan Fox is quite beautiful. Too bad she has those scary titties and trashy tattoos. She could have had a good modeling career otherwise.
yes, how totally unintentional this nip slip was.
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Megan Fox has totally had work done. I hate her trashy tattoos though.
Fuck Whitney Port.
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-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:19pm.
KD oh yeah, from The Hills and now she has her own show, that's her, thanks. she's like the most boring person on the face of the earth, LOL
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Lady gaga is hot. but then again i have a thing for gindaloon Jersey faces and stripper bangs
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:30pm.
Farrah: check your myspace, I wasn't iggying you on purpose, lovah!
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*running to MySpace*
*leaves sleazy bikini behind*
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:23pm.
Have you read what shes says about aniston? And its pretty obvious that Megan is copying AJ. After all AJ is the prefect specimen that was created by the hands of GOD himself.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Farrah: check your myspace, I wasn't iggying you on purpose, lovah!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
You can't judge Zellweger's dress from a top only view, you had to see how it went down and flared out at the bottom. Like MK said, very Morticia Adams and in my opinion either the worst dress last night or the best or both. Certainly the most memorable.
hahaha i LOVE the Japanese Freddie Mercury! I'm loving the false chest hair.
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Megan Fox is hot even though she tries to look like Jolie
I love Grace Jones she looks great for her age too
Dexter is a cute name
Lady GagMe is looking more like a non passable tranny everyday
Renee Zellweger's granny bra is actually cute
yo what is up with lady Gaga?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Megan Fox is gorgeous, I don't care what anyone says....WAAAYYYY hotter than cuntalina ever was. Lainey gossip is getting almost as bad as JJ in their blind adoration of Brangelina. The way that Lainey bitch disses Megan Fox. Hell, maybe she is an empty-headed starlet (probably) but if we're comparing strictly on looks here...no comparison IMO.
El Bastardo!!!
You gurl is in her undies!!!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:17pm.
What is that box thing on her suit? Is she doing a reality show or something and that is the mic??
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i have no idea. But this i can tell you. That bikini was NOT made for you to hang anything from it. I must have a no-ass, cause that bitch fills her bottom and mine is er.. a little big in the bottom.
@Sonowpiece: Yes, that me, beesh! damn papparazzi,always on my ass! (literally)
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Renee looked awful, she has cute figure and doesn't know how to work it.
She takes herself to seriously too.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Renee Zellweger has lost the hot, if she ever had it in the first place. She looked absolutely horrible in Appaloosa which helped to ruin her character. Blech! She did well in the movie about Beatrix Potter but something was wrong with her skin there, too. I feel for her if she's having skin problems but damn, fix it! She can afford to. I can't look at her puffy, scrunchy face anymore.
KD oh yeah, from The Hills and now she has her own show, that's her, thanks. she's like the most boring person on the face of the earth, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I thought more Dexter's Laboratory the cartoon Dexter, which is a cute Dexter.
and Grace Jones IS a fucking legend!! Bow Down, bitches.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK -we're getting spanked, bitches
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What is that box thing on her suit? Is she doing a reality show or something and that is the mic??
Snowy- it says her name is Whitney Port. Don't know who that is. Is that Whitney from "the city"?
Renee Z.'s dress was hideous.
Oh, and hell to tha no on that Freddie impersonator!
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HoHan quotes Foreigner!
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The pic is Whitney Port, who???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Renee Zellweger makes me ill.
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oh that's farrah? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Renee looked like she was channeling bridgett bardot with that hair.
I thought Megan Fox looked great. But I do think she looks better with her hair done.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Oh, I see the roach on the titty too! Poor Kim's little chilluns. What a big ol' mess their momma is.
who is that in the main pic? I can't get on that site at work?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
WTF??? i have the SAME Compañía Marítima Bikini!
Fuck that bitch!
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I thought Megan Fox looked great last night.
When E! interviewed on the carpet, she was ready to throw up and was super nervous.
She looked amazing......
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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"Charlotte Church named her kid Dexter. Yeah, like the serial killer on Showtime"
God. What a bitch.