Tuesday, January 13th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!

After the prince died, Dopey was more than happy to take care of business, especially when Snow White agreed to become a blonde. - rockylife1968

Runners-up:

Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta - randy1

"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time" - Moose-knuckle

Click here to see the NSFW version of this sexiness and also another pic. Yoooow! Kelly Clarkson!

Thanks Krystal

Posted by: Michael K
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ImpertinentVixen's picture
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:35pm.

When you said you needed "a little helper" to achieve orgasm, I had in mind something from the Dave Stewart line.

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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/

El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:35pm.

A Munchkin munching on her rancid muffin.

El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:34pm.

' Mini Mehavesexytimewithgiantwhore '

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:34pm.

"Yeah, I knew it was the red ruby slippers all along. I sent that Dorothy bitch on her way because I hate the competition."

Ikcor's picture
Submitted by Ikcor on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:34pm.

Kelly Clarkson's PR folks never miss an opportunity.

Oxygen's picture
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:33pm.

The child-like man was nestled & all snug in his bed, while visions of sugar-plums danced in his head.

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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162

NovaNightly's picture
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:33pm.

*holds in vomit*

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

Miss Priss's picture
Submitted by Miss Priss on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:33pm.

*falls off chair*

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:32pm.

Picture Dictionary entry for "Titmouse"

Submitted by anna417 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:31pm.

OMG, it's Eric the Midget from Howard Stern! HAHAHAHA!

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:30pm.

A stolen photo from Tommy Girl and Nicole's wedding night.

milash's picture
Submitted by milash on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:29pm.

The depths that Kelly Clarkson will sink to to promote her new cd.

randy1's picture
Submitted by randy1 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:29pm.

Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta.

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:29pm.

Small things cum in good packages.

Clearly's picture
Submitted by Clearly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:28pm.

Eric the Midget meets his Everest.

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:28pm.

i am traumatized

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:28pm.

The Trouble with Love Is you're forced to get naked at some point.

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:27pm.

Little Person, Big Whore.

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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.

starvis's picture
Submitted by starvis on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:26pm.

Playing in the background is "Baby Love" by The Supremes.

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:26pm.

Ryan Seacrest and Angelina caught in the act!

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