Tuesday, January 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!
After the prince died, Dopey was more than happy to take care of business, especially when Snow White agreed to become a blonde. - rockylife1968
Runners-up:
Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta - randy1
"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time" - Moose-knuckle
Click here to see the NSFW version of this sexiness and also another pic. Yoooow! Kelly Clarkson!
Thanks Krystal
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Of all the possible celebrity sex tapes, David Archuleta's was not the one one I wanted to see.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Thank you for reminding me why turning tricks is not "easy" money. You forget that all of the Johns aren't cute like Charlie Sheen and Hugh Grant.
That really gives new meaning to "Fantasy Island" ....
I told you my breast was bigger than a dwarf's head!
But he makes my breasts look bigger.
Paris Hilton continues her quest to f**k every little man she possibly can.
No I said I was the size of a baby's arm holding an apple
"I sure hope this doesn't end up on the internet".
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Once you go midgit, you never go legit!
Glenda the Good Witch took it very literally when one of the LollyPop kids told her to suck it,
Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, Oh you're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
I'm sorry I saw that photo and the song started playing in my head
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
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"The plane" "The plane,,, boss" "Ahhhh Fuck the plane, I'm gonna fuck me some of this, and it ain't no fantasy, bitches"!!!!
lmfao!
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Submitted by justinm7 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:10pm.
When we're nose to nose, my toes are in it. When we're toes to toes, my nose is in it.
Wow! Air Force Amy had a baby right there at the whorehouse....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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They tried to "69" but it was more like 27 1/2
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Once you do "tween" you ask where was your peen??
Pamela Anderson " WTF did you do to Tommy LEE" ??
Even photoshopping couldn't make the cover of "My Midget and Me" look good.
el pequeno con la puta
I like that headboard...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
I can't even speak. That is gross with that mini penuella. Ewwww.
Is there a booger in my nose?
Ack ACK! Viva la ETM!
Mr. Pequeña Does Dallas
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
No need to caption this, As shown, Air Force Amy just fucked Eric the Midget.
When we're nose to nose, my toes are in it. When we're toes to toes, my nose is in it.
Wow, he's hung like a hamster!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I knew this shirt would work.
Mini-Me's arch enemy Mini Dick!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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How much for a little head?
Real Housewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak and "Big Poppy" -the VH1 2010 "Where Are They Now" special
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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"And for the record, Sham-Wow does NOT handle puke."
Sheryl your killing Jane and I....love Blanche Hudson....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That's some Benjamin Buttons Shit!
Long live HOWARD STERN!
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman: The Early Years
Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:40pm.
"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time"
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ha ha that's pretty clever!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time"
Those new pillow cases with extremely ugly faces on them, to give guys stamina...
"Dude, you aren't supposed to wear it as a shirt."
HR Pufnstuf, can't do a little, because he can't reach your muff.
It's really not sexy to wear socks to bed, among other things...
Damn Hollywood, even the Travelocity gnome has a sex scandal!
After hours of heated moral debate, they decided if he took off the t-shirt, then he could be considered circumcised.
Awakening from a dream... "Some people search forever for that one special kiss, Oh I can't believe it's happening to me, some people wait a life time for a moment like this."
Things really get weird when Sienna Miller is caught having an affair with Chyna's clit.
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz are going to be horrified -These pics were not meant to get out. .And Looks like she can give Chestica a run for her money
Obviously breast feeding into your late 30's can seriously stunt your growth.
The mini-me fiasco created such a buzz that there's now an emering new market for midget porn.
Britney and her new man send out their first "Valentine's Together" photo.
This wasn't disgusting until I clicked on the NSFW link and saw the fucking Clay Aiken T-shirt. And for the record, Sham-Wow does NOT handle puke.
“I just wanted to comment on how it's become like a common thing in Munchkin Land for midgets to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight.”
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Deleted scenes from "Grease"