Monday, January 12th 2009

Gaycrest Rejected!


It was high school over again for Ryan Gaycrest last night. The popular kids are still rejecting his ass! Now, UsWeekly says Gaycrest and Saint Angie have had awkward moments on the red carpet before. In 2006 he asked her what she fed her kids for breakfast that morning. Angie Jo said "cereal." The next day Gaycrest called her "cold" on his radio show. Well, I guess she hasn't forgotten, because she's over his mini ass.

Last night, Gaycrest tried to have a conversation with Brad and Angie, but they weren't having it. Gaycrest flew down the platform stairs and screamed "Hi guys. Brad? Angelina?" while they were getting their pictures taken. Brad even turned around for a quick minute. Brangie's slaves stopped Gaycrest from getting any closer. When he realized he was getting rejected, he threw it over to Giuliana DePandaFace. Why did I think she was going to say, "Oooooh. Moded!"

This morning, Gaycrest talked about it on his show. He said, "I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important. I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there. Here's what I realized when I went down there. I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform."

In all fairness to Saint Angie and Brad, they probably didn't even see Gaycrest, because he's like the size of a Lego man. I'm sure it happens often to him at bars when he's trying to get ass. He has to jump high for bitches to see him. That's why he should always carry around a ladder, so this kind of embarrassing shit doesn't happen to him anymore.

Posted by: Michael K


yepyepyep's picture

I cannot stand Ryan's Face anyways Aj should be kissing his ass

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Eddie's picture

Brad's a little bitch and probably would have turned around if she wasn't there

Reeter's picture

Now Gaycrest will probably invite Jennifer A on his radio show.

TOPANGA's picture

ahahahaha, what is it like to owned on live television? ask Ryan Seacrest. Seriously, it's bad enough to get awkwardly ignored and rejected in real life, I'm sure it's even worse in front of thousands of people. I'm sure Ryan went home and cried inot his cotton ball-I mean pillow. But you know what? F-them Ryan, cause they didn't win a damn thing last night and Kate Winslet couldn't even remember Angie's name....karma is a Golden Globe,lol.

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angel_i's picture

What is that I hear, Brad? Is that a fly buzzing around my head? Is somebody shooing it for me? Good.

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Snarkley's picture

You know the Golden Couple can't be bothered with peasants.

kdracofan's picture

Am I a bad person for laughing at Gaycrest?

Salem13's picture

If I remember correctly didn't Angie diss Ryan before? I'm pretty sure it was the globes.

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death2douches's picture

Gaycrest is a fucking closet-case pissant douchebag. If anyone deserves Angie's cuntface, it's this gerkonanakhen (shoutout to Rose Nylund!).

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Dallas's picture

I thought it was hysterical as it only made Pitt and Angie look more like the bafoons they really are!

So, so happy neither won a damn thing!

EPIC DISS, LOL!!

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They were probably worried they'd have to field some more hard-hitting questions about breakfast.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

*points to sig, courtesty of The Fly*

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Mopa's picture

Everyone should ignore that douche.