Gaycrest Rejected!
It was high school over again for Ryan Gaycrest last night. The popular kids are still rejecting his ass! Now, UsWeekly says Gaycrest and Saint Angie have had awkward moments on the red carpet before. In 2006 he asked her what she fed her kids for breakfast that morning. Angie Jo said "cereal." The next day Gaycrest called her "cold" on his radio show. Well, I guess she hasn't forgotten, because she's over his mini ass.
Last night, Gaycrest tried to have a conversation with Brad and Angie, but they weren't having it. Gaycrest flew down the platform stairs and screamed "Hi guys. Brad? Angelina?" while they were getting their pictures taken. Brad even turned around for a quick minute. Brangie's slaves stopped Gaycrest from getting any closer. When he realized he was getting rejected, he threw it over to Giuliana DePandaFace. Why did I think she was going to say, "Oooooh. Moded!"
This morning, Gaycrest talked about it on his show. He said, "I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important. I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there. Here's what I realized when I went down there. I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform."
In all fairness to Saint Angie and Brad, they probably didn't even see Gaycrest, because he's like the size of a Lego man. I'm sure it happens often to him at bars when he's trying to get ass. He has to jump high for bitches to see him. That's why he should always carry around a ladder, so this kind of embarrassing shit doesn't happen to him anymore.
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sparkle586, that's cool. And thinking back, I should have been less aggressive when responding to one of your previous posts.
Seriously, hope you're able to keep your job and all that. And everyone has a right to some vodka & d-listed after a bad day for sure.
You're probably right about them reinventing themselves like Madonna as million times to stay relevant or whatever when this schtick does not work anymore.
Shorty got moded big time...
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Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:57pm.
My own assessment says they'll one day wake up and realize it's not working the way they thought it was. Can be the studios will notice that they cannot open a film on their own and lose money when assigning them to do so. Kinda like Tom Cruise realizing he had to tone down the crazy after the TomKat fiasco.
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Entirely possible. But if they are as good as I think they are, then they will simply switch it up and reinvent when the time comes. Who knows.
Look, full disclosure, I'm doing this for shits and giggles. My uterus is broken and wont make bebes and my job is on the line. This shit is called a fun distraction.
Buuuuut personally, I think the bitch is gorgeous, always have done. Him, not so much. I agree that he's boring as fuck. I dont really give two shits about their movies, other than when she's playing the Lara Croft type roles. I admire the fact that they want to give homes to children who would otherwise be raised in horrible conditions, but beyond that, I dont give a shit. But it is actually really interesting to watch how people have such visceral reactions to them. I love reading the comments and the ones on dlisted are at least waaay more entertaining than the "homewrecking whore" comments on some of the other blogs.
Cheerio girls!! Loving it!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:58pm.
KidL, I take your point but if her arse is big enough to accomodate that five head then she must have the biggest arsehole in history. What am I saying- she does- hi Brad.
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LOL! But, but, he's so deep! He talks about architecture dammit!
Seriously, the man has all the depth of a Dixie Cup.
Yah Blackpearl, there was also that post on ianundercover.com about angie cheating on Brad with men and women (often hookers) while Brad is away. My personal view is that their relationship is either on the skids or already over. There was this whole thing about the fact that Ange flew in to LA for the critics choice awards when Brad was already there. Neither of them have film commitments so why would that be? Madge and Guy played happy families in public for many years after their relationship was dead in the waters, reading between the lines I would say that Brange may well be doing the same.
I can't decide who I hate more. Pinhead Ryan or crazy Brangelina. Does he expect their smug asses to come crawling up to him after he dare disrespect the holy Brange? Seriously, all these people need a fucking ego check.
BTW what was with all of the cocaine innuendos last night??
Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:56pm.
@xx...Looks like the same ole shit. You girls play nice now Y'here
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fact: the other one's movies don't do well at the BO unless she's in an action movie or *laughs* an animated film. changeling lost a ton of money as did a mighty heart. these films were going to establish her as a serious actress and while some critics did like her performances, the public didn't buy them and the public is more important than critics to the studios because that's where the money is at.
she's tabloid fodder and that is all she is. people buy those mags because she makes such verbal blunders, is so in love with herself (and you have to laugh at that) and is creating a whole new super race with her multi-ethnic children. but the majority of general public can't stand her sorry ass.
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Damn, this is just like old times!
I love the Brangeloonies. Their complete disregard for the rules of grammar and punctuation is hilarious.
OH YEAH!
PEOPLE, what's laineygossip saying about this shit?
Again, firefox can't open that shit for me - must be some add on preventing it? - and I really want to know what that brangeloonie has to say now. Specially 'cause she like Winslet too, so she must be mortified to have to take sides now and stop being such a twat.
chica robotica on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
Mork from 'Mork and Mindy' aged backwards. Everyone from his planet aged backwards, right??? Who cares I guess.
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LOL. Didn't Paul Sorvino play Mork & Mindy's kid? Slumdog was fab. I have yet to see Frost/Nixon which is bizarre bc I've been looking forward to that forever.
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I am not sure! I looked it up and saw that Jonathan Winters once played their kid. Maybe they both did. :)
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:40pm.
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Frankly, she brings it on herself. The woman's head is so far up her own ass it isn't even funny.
KidL, I take your point but if her arse is big enough to accomodate that five head then she must have the biggest arsehole in history. What am I saying- she does- hi Brad.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:50pm.
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Never said she wasn't making money. In fact, it well-known that she makes money by pimping her kids out for $$$. And she certainly has her batshit crazy fans who lap up every detail of her life. What's your point? (BTW,speaking of which, what the hell does your bedbugs story have to do with this thread?)
Actually, not a brangeloonie. None of their money goes to me so it doesnt really hold my attention for very long but right now I'm drunk and amused so I'm happy to play along. But seriously, I admire her skills. She has hos the world over all twisted just because she got some dick that another ho had a prior claim to. Is she really the first? Is this the first time that we've seen Hollywood hos play bed swap? Methinks not. I hear you that people think she's pompous and a famewhore and all that good shit, but I kinda think that's her stock in trade and I still think that it gets kicked up several notches when it comes to her. So she wants a rainbow coalition of babies. Shit, she aint asking me to feed em so why do I care. So she manipulates the media rather than letting the media manipulate her -- more power to her -- they fuck over waay too many people so I'm happy to see someone serve it back to them. But either way, for the moment, they got the shit on lock. I know game when I see game and those two have mad game.
"They are quite simply the masters of the game -- a game which I think all of Hollywood plays frankly, but they are sooooo much better at it."
Can't disagree with you on that. However, you seem to think that playing the role of the villain, who everybody loves to hate, is a good thing, so long as it's good for business.
If that's their only goal, then great for them. However, Angelina and Brad seem to spend an awful lot of time doing things for which they can gain approval from the masses, so do you think they'll be happy when they realize they are indeed not very well liked?
It's an honest question, no bs or sarcasm btw.
My own assessment says they'll one day wake up and realize it's not working the way they thought it was. Can be the studios will notice that they cannot open a film on their own and lose money when assigning them to do so. Kinda like Tom Cruise realizing he had to tone down the crazy after the TomKat fiasco.
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@xx...Looks like the same ole shit. You girls play nice now Y'here...
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
Interesting post from Ted Casablancas:
Oh, and darlings, I assure you I won't be anonymous about some great postshow goss coming shortly: Did you know Brad Pitt totally wasn't pleased that Angie couldn't friggin' stop flirting with the beautiful dames at the show, particularly those with impressive...Globes?
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I just finished argueing with a die hard Angie fan who said people are telling lies and Angie isn't into girls, that was in the past-Ok
*puts on foil hat*
Everyone except the loonies are over Angelina and Brad.
*yawn*
Too much like old times Thorny
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
And sparkle85394983 - the uni of chicago don't need to do a sociological study to see why so many people hate her girlfriend, its because she's an up herself, holier than thou, man-stealing, attention seeking, manipulative, calculating, duplicitous, egomaniac bitch with an enormous feeling of entitlement. There you go, just saved the university of chicago a few thousands dollars.
Keane you missed out pathological child collector and the obsessive self pity re her daddy issues. I mean, she is the only person in the world who had a daddy leave so it's understandable that she would have such strong views on marriage. Er....
Otherwise, spot on. Hope the Uni is grateful you've saved them all that work.
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
Interesting post from Ted Casablancas:
Oh, and darlings, I assure you I won't be anonymous about some great postshow goss coming shortly: Did you know Brad Pitt totally wasn't pleased that Angie couldn't friggin' stop flirting with the beautiful dames at the show, particularly those with impressive...Globes?
Total absolute fact, more Monday.
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Sweet! It wouldn't surprise me if she was already bored with ol' Bland and was looking to move on. I would love it if she left him for another woman.
lizzieb,
Twin boys. Maybe she'll buy these two from Rowanda...or Darfur....do something good...even if it is inadvertantly.
sparkle586,
You're crazy. (hey, you asked us to.)
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Smells like old times up in here. I thought LA was banned...?
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@kidL --
Whatever the case may be, she's laughing all the way to the bank. Bitch is getting fat paid off all the hate -- like a bed bug getting fat off blood (I know, I had bedbugs in my scummy flat in London when I was in grad school -- not pleasant, trust) -- anyway, I digress. My point is that it all just fattens her pockets. Why do you think the cameras lingered on them so long during the show? Why do you think bloggers always blog about Brangelina? Why do they make so much f*cking money for their films?! Cause they are a cash cow. They make the bloggers, magazines, the studios and the networks fat ass bank. If only I could be so lucratively hated by the masses. They are quite simply the masters of the game -- a game which I think all of Hollywood plays frankly, but they are sooooo much better at it. Like Chris Rock said about the spice girls, "its like crack, nobody admits it but somebody's doing it."
Angie is looking to go muff diving again?
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
Interesting post from Ted Casablancas:
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Ted must be squealing in delight.
I haven't read lainey - for some weird reason, browser can't open it - so I wonder if she's still defending 'the brange' as she calls them.
FWIW, I was delighted that Mickey Rourke beat Bland Pitt in the Best Actor category. Rourke may be an asshole with a face that would scare the blind, but the man can act circles around ol' Bland.
I thought the whole piont of being on the red carpet was to be photographed/interviewed? You know to plug your upcoming movie/what are you wearing?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Interesting post from Ted Casablancas:
Oh, and darlings, I assure you I won't be anonymous about some great postshow goss coming shortly: Did you know Brad Pitt totally wasn't pleased that Angie couldn't friggin' stop flirting with the beautiful dames at the show, particularly those with impressive...Globes?
Total absolute fact, more Monday.
Ha fucking ha.
And sparkle85394983 - the uni of chicago don't need to do a sociological study to see why so many people hate her girlfriend, its because she's an up herself, holier than thou, man-stealing, attention seeking, manipulative, calculating, duplicitous, egomaniac bitch with an enormous feeling of entitlement. There you go, just saved the university of chicago a few thousands dollars.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
Mork from 'Mork and Mindy' aged backwards. Everyone from his planet aged backwards, right??? Who cares I guess.
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LOL. Didn't Paul Sorvino play Mork & Mindy's kid? Slumdog was fab. I have yet to see Frost/Nixon which is bizarre bc I've been looking forward to that forever.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
Sound the alarm! We have a Brangaloonie up in this bitch!
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No kiddin'! Could this be Love Angelina under another user name? Now that was one fucked up poster!
People are getting sick of them - Ryan shouldn't care they snubbed them . . .and I bet he didn't.
I think it could be that Ryan may have ran after them without the camera crew just to call them and this situation out. If he had not done that then it might not be news today. Maybe no one would have noticed much that they snubbed him. Since he ran after them making a slight scene now it's news.
This kind of news only helps him on his radio show and on E! all day today - not them.
I totally love how they got snubbed themselves. It's so pathetic they were thinking they were going to win an award. Especially AJ. The competition was so far over her head it was funny she beleived the Brangaloonie hype she could win. Kate W can act circles around that praying mantis ho bag. AJ and BP can't act so no surprise to me they didn't win a stinkin' thing.
My theroy is Brad Pitt only got the part on CCBB due to his beauty. For that drama, love story line to work and the woman go for that kind of weird relationship - then the man would have to be irresistable and soooo good looking she could over look this aging backwards business.
Other wise what woman is going to bother with a guy aging backwards? Too harmful to the heart, too emotional and then having to age as he gets younger. Not many women I know are going to deal with that oddball stuff - unless their lust totally take over. The actor they picked for that part had to be a beauty so BP got lucky to get the role.
Pitt and that MiserALBA best be thanking the heavens for their good looks otherwise they wouldn't be in anything.
Sound the alarm! We have a Brangaloonie up in this bitch!
Mork from 'Mork and Mindy' aged backwards. Everyone from his planet aged backwards, right??? Who cares I guess.
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Oh and as for Seacrest, he's the one that cut Beyonce off and ran after them like a little bitch. They were actually just minding their own business, posing for photos and speaking to other outlets. Its not like they walked up to the E platform and then refused to talk to him. They may or may not have had him scheduled as a stop (but I'm going to say NOT since he went all apeshit trying to get their attention). Sorry, he looked like a desperate dumbass and embarassed himself. From what I saw, they didnt actually do anything.
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Re: Someone nominates you for the star and the one who nominates you has to pay for it. A few years back it was $2000.00.
Star on the Is there a booger in my nose?
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:31pm.
Geez, the hysterical vitriol thrown at this woman is so bizarre. University of Chicago should commission a sociological study into what it is about her that makes the heads of so many women explode. Its FASCINATING!!!
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Frankly, she brings it on herself. The woman's head is so far up her own ass it isn't even funny.
That's kind of the price you pay for being a 24/7 famewhore. Not everyone is going to love you. Deal with it!
@sparkle586: how do you know the women 'exploding' here aren't scholars themselves? Congregating here in one public think tank to discuss this Brangelina issue?
Oh wait... that would be a fucking waste of money. Thank God people here have much lower expectations than wanking about this kinda shit, not to mention nobody in their own right mind would not attempt to 'study' such a stupid topic, when the reason to this mass aversion is quite simple really: nobody likes a pompous ass.
I thought he was funny in "Knocked Up" I bet he REALLY is like that in RL
I hate Ryan Seacrest--I've nurtured that hate for a long time-he is a dick head--and this is the nicest thing I could say about him. He is a legend in his own mind--I applaud the entire snub. I'm just sorry he wasn't trampled on the red carpet by all the other actors running away from him in horror as he approached--if it was me, and he came at me with a microphone I would make him eat it--but not with his mouth.
Ummmm -- really? Did she get "ignored" by her peers? Call me crazy but I thought that there were 5 women nominated and only 1 took home a trophy. How is it that she got ignored by her peers when in fact it was those peers that acknowledged her performance as one of the top 5 of the year. That's 5 out of the umpteen gazillion shitty ass performances that we are all forced to sit through.
Geez, the hysterical vitriol thrown at this woman is so bizarre. University of Chicago should commission a sociological study into what it is about her that makes the heads of so many women explode. Its FASCINATING!!!
yeah Ryan, Ang/Brad go to the awards just to talk to you, so you can take your little jabs at them.morono.
LURV that you are INTENSE and all, but, Ang/ Brad stop trying to be so PC and make something Hollywood can make some money on.k? ;)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:29pm.
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Hey babe!
Hard to respond...puking out the nose avie is foul!
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Hah!
And I just microwaved some soup too and was about to eat until...
Won't be long now til the next adoption. Maybe the matchy matchy African she's getting for Zahara could be twins. They can show what good sports they are by naming them 'Ryan' and 'The Other One'
Fancy Ryan having the cheek to ask her what the kids had for breakfast. As if Anolina knows what food is. Tsk.
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Hard to respond...puking out the nose avie is foul!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
You know Kathy Griffin is sending Angelina a muffin basket to barf up.
That right there made her whole year.
Hi Clarisse, Sibsi all you other HWAT horz