Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Knoxville
Swab the poopy deck! Seriously, there's a million semen jokes floating in these pictures of Johnny Knoxville in a sailor hat. Just put a condom on your hand and fish one out.
So, this is an open post where you can talk about how you'd like Johnny to hit it from the back while wearing that sailor hat or why everyone in the pictures below don't look amused. Or you can talk about whatever the hell your genitals desire.
I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning. It's the fucking worse. Whenever the piss is slowly tinkling out of the hole (beautiful visual), I look over at the clock and there's usually around 10 minutes left before the alarm goes and ruins my life. My choices are either to get up completely or to stay in bed and risk pissing the sheets. And my dog has had it with me telling the laundry hos that he suffers from "Fergie Syndrome." Yeah, I don't have children, so I have to blame it on the dog.
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Nobody wants to talk about Madoff?
I bet the TSA guy said, "Hey, Admiral, take off your hat."
And that's why I don't drink water at night so that I don't have to go until late then next morning after my 3rd cup of cafe.
I'm debating if I should go get fatty Del taco or eat the Lean Cuisine that's in the fridge.
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he looks like the neighborhood child toucher, a younger herbert from family guy.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:31pm.
I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning.
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Try not smoking so many bowls before you go to sleep. Then your brain will wake up at the same time as your body. Stoner.
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oh shit, fer realz? cuz I have the same problem as MK, LOL
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What about too much caffeine? I have the same problem; I don't use "herbal" remedies but I do drink a lot of Diet Coke.
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Oh Piss. My old jam is on. Depeche Mode. Policy of Truth.
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He's the new spokesperson for Van de Kamp's fishsticks.
The new commercial will have Johnny staple a fishstick to his dick and dip it in a cup of tarter sauce on Wee Man's head.
Spoiler Alert: Stev-O hand makes the tarter sauce.
"Abbey Houston, we have a problem"
Cure for the premature pissers...Depends.
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He makes me want to buy stock in ivory soap and take a lifelong shower... god he's gross!
Johnny really took his acting seriously in his softcore debut "Desert Blues"
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:31pm.
I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning.
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Try not smoking so many bowls before you go to sleep. Then your brain will wake up at the same time as your body. Stoner.
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oh shit, fer realz? cuz I have the same problem as MK, LOL
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MK, are we sharing the same wave lengths or something? I totally have that same problem. Every morn I wake up with a big urge to go pee, but my alarm has like 30 minutes left and my lazy ass does not want to ruin even a minute of it by getting up and going to the bathroom. so I usually roll over and try to go back to sleep as fast as I can so that my mind and body will forget about it...anyways J. Knoxville is a douche and I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, I've seen the things he's done on Jackass and it aint prettty.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
he's been wearing those pants for like 6 years
YUMMY! You picked a good one today. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
I want to be in the middle of a very dirty Bam & Knoxxxy sandwich. I don't care how gross Bam is.. I'll lick that fucking mole right off his face.
And is it terrible I think Johnny is cute?
*omg IT IS terrible*
sigh!
MK: I feel your pain!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:35pm.
Ok, looking at Johnny has made me realize. I need help.
My douche attraction has finally hit rock bottom, because I'd let Knoxville do dirty things to me.
*hangs head in shame*
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He looks like a character on Chespirito.
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Ok, looking at Johnny has made me realize. I need help.
My douche attraction has finally hit rock bottom, because I'd let Knoxville do dirty things to me.
*hangs head in shame*
"I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning. It's the fucking worse. Whenever the piss is slowly tinkling out of the hole (beautiful visual), I look over at the clock and there's usually around 10 minutes left before the alarm goes and ruins my life."
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MK needs to reset his bladder alarm.
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Poopeye the Sailor Man.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
I'd hit it after I duct taped his mouf shut. But then he'd probly think it was another stupid stunt and rip his face off. Second thought...he is a simpleton....Paper cuts in btwn his damned toes. I'd be afraid to have sexy times with him.
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he is so disgusting to me. and NOT funny.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Christina did it better (The Sailor hat look)
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Open post? Oh goody!!!
How about Madoff getting to stay in his million-dollar apartment, even though he violated the terms of his bail?
I'm doing a little research on the crooked, crooked, corrupt and assholish judge who made THAT ruling. Madoff must be blackmailing or bribing him. It's the only explanation.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:31pm.
angel_i: Me too, when that show first came out. He's cute! But now I realize how immature he is, I just can't get it up for him anymore.
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I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning.
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Try not smoking so many bowls before you go to sleep. Then your brain will wake up at the same time as your body. Stoner.
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angel_i: Me too, when that show first came out. He's cute! But now I realize how immature he is, I just can't get it up for him anymore.
That's not Johnny Knoxville, that's Brad Pitt!!!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Ooh. I've been having sexy times fantasies about this guy. Is that wrong?
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