Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Knoxville
Swab the poopy deck! Seriously, there's a million semen jokes floating in these pictures of Johnny Knoxville in a sailor hat. Just put a condom on your hand and fish one out.
So, this is an open post where you can talk about how you'd like Johnny to hit it from the back while wearing that sailor hat or why everyone in the pictures below don't look amused. Or you can talk about whatever the hell your genitals desire.
I'll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning. It's the fucking worse. Whenever the piss is slowly tinkling out of the hole (beautiful visual), I look over at the clock and there's usually around 10 minutes left before the alarm goes and ruins my life. My choices are either to get up completely or to stay in bed and risk pissing the sheets. And my dog has had it with me telling the laundry hos that he suffers from "Fergie Syndrome." Yeah, I don't have children, so I have to blame it on the dog.
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How is 2009 doing ya fer so far? :) I'm bursting with happiness over an exciting project right now. It probably won't pan out monetarily but it will give me a chance to flex my creative side which I sorely need. I literally did a 'happy dance'...that's how excited I am. Yeah. I'm a spazz. So? lol
Another revenge tactic (ut-oh I'm brain-storming now)... Fill all of the toilet tanks with cement. Oh man. I feel guilty for even thinking that up now.
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Submitted by on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:30pm.
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Yes, Dotty. I mentioned the sugar...Roaches like it too...Teehee!
Yeah, I'll try an' track down that asparagus piss thing I mentioned. I think I can find it....
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Your neffy poo reminds me of me. I remember asking one of my uncles why his house smelled like poop one time. I'm never having children.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
That my email address but I don't not talk like that.
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You know what sour milk smells like.
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I'll try going to smaller places. Thanks guys.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:26pm.
Milk or eggnog on and under the carpet. Happened in my car, once (milk), and it took the rank smell forever - and a lot of cleaning, over and over - to disappear. You know what sour milk smells like.
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Holy crap, Mustang! I totally forgot about sour milk. AHHHHHH! My aunt's car was RUINED when my cousin's baby bottle spilled milk in the car and it soured and stank it up for ETERNITY. It was so gross and no matter how hard she bleached and scrubbed and hung those damned scented tree thingies up...that stank was there to STAY.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
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Wasn't me, hooker...trust me..I get to "I'm a guy who..." and I'm all over the spam button. But I must confess, I only accepted you for your hwat titty pics!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:05pm.
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I remember when my great grandmother died and we had to clean out her trailer. In life the poor dear was naturally a pisser (we all know they do that, they can't get to the bathroom in time) and she had three little animals that were all pissers too. A cat and two dogs. And she always dropped food everywhere. Anyway, when my sister and I were volunteered to help clean out her place, we had to have fans all over the place, wear something over our mouths and noses (you can taste stink) and leave every door and window open. Trailers have pretty shitty floors to begin with so I don't know what happened to that place. It's not on Grandma's plot anymore they must have sent it to trailer hell or some shit.
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I hear ya! When my Granny when bat shit Alzies...Well, my moms and her two bros made sure she went to a good home cuz they could afford that shit. Well, that home allowed the Alzies to have whatever furniture that could fit in their room (which wasn't much of course), so my g'ma wanted her sofa...Turns out that sofa kinda sorta doubled as a terlit and smelled of piss. That smell of piss never really left her room. Try as we may, with Lysol, Fabreeze, what have you....We got used to it and eventually couldn't really smell it anymore after a while, but my nephew, as a little kid and not a regular vistor picked up on it right away! "who peed in here?" Ha! Out of the mouth of brats...er, I mean, babes....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:22pm.
I read somewhere, and I'm not sure where, but I'll try to find it, that it's a smell thing, like a certain percentage of the population can't smell the asparagus piss, but it's only like 10%? I may be confusing it with sumpin' else, but can you imagine letting asaparagus piss sit it the sun in a closed container for a few days, then SATURATING a carpet with it, to the point where it reaches the subflooring???? Jumpin' Jebus!
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I also think if you eat a lot of garlic, it makes your pee pee stink, not like asparagus, but the two together? WINNER!
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Wow. I never thought of the olfactory thing?
Garlic doesn't make stinky pee for me...but my garlic farts could keel someone over from ten paces.
Anyone mention trails of sugar water leading up to the house's front doors? You'll have a regular ant army in no time.
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Ok...which one of my Myspace monkey's sold me out to David Maxwell?
"Hi Cute,
David is my name am new in this site am here looking for the right person i mean soulmate i have been deceive alot by so many pple who says there is more true but but i'd believe in a word of an adages i mean an elders that says there are many fishes inside the oceans but the best is to catch eversince have heard this proverbs i started searching for the right person i know that it rare to find the right person but the moment i set my eye on you seem that we had a bit in common that is what am about to build now when will get to know each other very well your profile really sound kewl here is my email address bantes770@yahoo.ca am online right away waiting for you or kindly reply me with your yahoo ID. Cant wait to receive from you soon."
He does not speak with an English accent. No thank you!
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Milk or eggnog on and under the carpet. Happened in my car, once (milk), and it took the rank smell forever - and a lot of cleaning, over and over - to disappear. You know what sour milk smells like.
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Submitted by Maggie69 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:14pm.
That's some nasty shit right there. I don't envy you.
Sounds like your best bet would be to avoid large complexes who can afford to run that check and go to smaller apts (which are nicer anyway).
Besides you'll have a chance to explain your the situation on your application right? Maybe write up a letter explaining your situation and outlining your otherwise credit worthy state, or get some letters of recommendation too from previous landlords or others.
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Submitted by on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:10pm.
TigerLils,
Asparagus peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. lol! Supposedly that particular affliction is genetic but I've never known one single person that doesn't have stinky asparagus piss so there must be a really rare individual out there that doesn't get that effect from good ol' spar'gus.
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I read somewhere, and I'm not sure where, but I'll try to find it, that it's a smell thing, like a certain percentage of the population can't smell the asparagus piss, but it's only like 10%? I may be confusing it with sumpin' else, but can you imagine letting asaparagus piss sit it the sun in a closed container for a few days, then SATURATING a carpet with it, to the point where it reaches the subflooring???? Jumpin' Jebus!
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I also think if you eat a lot of garlic, it makes your pee pee stink, not like asparagus, but the two together? WINNER!
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Maggie,
It sounds like you're in a tough place. I've never heard of safe-rent before. Are you trying to avoid getting a 'ding' on your rental history record? Sorry if I sound ignorant to your particular situation but I pretty much am since I have no idea about the safe-rent thing.
Would it be possible for you to pour your heart out to your landlord and tell him/her what you're going through and ask if you can be let out of your rental contract? Landlords are humans too.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:10pm.
Oh and Angel? slanty shanty?
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O...well I moved out quite young and refused to live in anything but a house. Houses that I could afford generally had uneven floors and walls:)
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SafeRent is like another credit bureau like Experian, etc. Except they know ALL about you ... including your rental history and criminal/civil court appearances. Apartment complexes use it when determining your rental application. I think there are other places across the country like SafeRent, but I don't know the names.
I'm having a problem because of late rent payments (husband -in divorce- was supposed to pay but was late). But, SafeRent doesn't say all that ... just that I was late.
Anyway, REALLY want to move. Does ANYONE know how to get around Safe -FUCKING- RENT?????
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:05pm.
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I remember when my great grandmother died and we had to clean out her trailer. In life the poor dear was naturally a pisser (we all know they do that, they can't get to the bathroom in time) and she had three little animals that were all pissers too. A cat and two dogs. And she always dropped food everywhere. Anyway, when my sister and I were volunteered to help clean out her place, we had to have fans all over the place, wear something over our mouths and noses (you can taste stink) and leave every door and window open. Trailers have pretty shitty floors to begin with so I don't know what happened to that place. It's not on Grandma's plot anymore they must have sent it to trailer hell or some shit.
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Oh and Angel? slanty shanty?
whale oil beef ocked bye.
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TigerLils,
Asparagus peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. lol! Supposedly that particular affliction is genetic but I've never known one single person that doesn't have stinky asparagus piss so there must be a really rare individual out there that doesn't get that effect from good ol' spar'gus.
Regarding the revenge ideas... How about super-gluing all of the drawers in the house shut? Super-glue...yeahhhhhhhhh.
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LOL! That sounds like something we may have done to a slanty shanty when we were kids. Lord knows we always had bright ideas!
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Lived in a building where this happened. They were growing corn. Pot I could understand, but one of the cheapest food crops? Total waste.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:27pm.
http://forums.canadiancontent.net/lounge/49192-curtain-rods.html
God-- so lame with the curtain rods.
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Wow, I actually think that one's pretty good. You'd have to have a lot of patience and a really good poker face to pull that off...
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Oh thought of something else. Not quite sure how to play it, but you can have stuff delivered through the mail or couriered if you want to go to a little expense.
I trust you're not going to suffer any consequences to your credit report or potential lawsuits right? And that it won't jeopardize your getting some moving money from these fuckers right? If so then we need to consider some time-released pranks.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
3. Fill your living room with dirt & plant a vegetable patch. I've only known of this working in sunken-in living rooms, but it may work in a regular one. It wouldn't hurt to give it a try.
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LOL! That sounds like something we may have done to a slanty shanty when we were kids. Lord knows we always had bright ideas!
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Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:02pm.
To the person who's name I couldn't quite figure out who spoke of the single mom who might move in, etc. that potential buyer will have to have an inspection before they move in and the seller (mean, money hungry bank) will have to pay to fix everything. So the poor buyer won't pay for anything and the bank gets screwed. Brilliant!! Keep it coming!!
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Ha! Then viva la revenge with a side of stinky shrimp juices (rotten shrimp juice is nastayyyyyyy)!
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I've had it up to here with all this cat piss talk. (Although they're all correct.) I'm holding a very large grudge about that stupid noodle cat being so far ahead in Hot Slut of the Year.
I don't know where you live - and I don't know how you could do it (useless help, here) - but nothing says YUCK!! like the smell of a skunked dog. The odour doesn't leave the house for months - especially with a carpet in the house.
If you can, live trap a skunk, put a tarp over the cage, carry the cage into the house, take off the tarp, run outside and start barking, that should do the trick. Then, of course, you have to come in, throw the tarp over the cage, take it back outside and free the skunk - there's a downside to everything.
Hey, to get those bastards, you have the strength to do just about anything, right? As far as I can figure, you won't have done anything illegal.
Okay, everyone, continue with the easier to handle 'cat piss' examples.
SuperJ - I tried to find a place that sells skunk spray, online. Dorks are only selling stuff to get rid of the skunk spray odour on dogs. :)
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Tigerlils, that story cracked me up.
Real Estate agents remind me of used car salesmen. Tough if not impossible job nowadays. How does one mask the smell of piss and rotting fish? lmao
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From what I understand you can't. You basically have to get the carpets replaced and that sort of shit. The smell fades, but it never goes away, especially not to an untrained nose...The liquids permeate the pourous texture of carpets and underflooring. My mom had a pisser cat that pissed a carpet and she had to have that shit replaced. She tried cleaning it and all that...
Plus, ever been to an old folks' home??? Yeah, they do their best, but it smells of piss...
Yeah, if you use your own piss, like I said eat lots of asparagus before (I say garlic too) and save that shit in a jar, let it sit for a couple of days....TRUST...You got liquid gold right there...
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Submitted by Maggie69 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:57pm.
I want to move out of my apartment in a few months. Does anyone know how to get around SafeRent?????
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Maybe, what's saferent? like a security deposit?
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Damn, you people are fantastic! What would I do without you? I knew this was the right place to come to. To answer one question in particular, the curtains come with us. All that will remain will be the aluminum blinds. To the person who's name I couldn't quite figure out who spoke of the single mom who might move in, etc. that potential buyer will have to have an inspection before they move in and the seller (mean, money hungry bank) will have to pay to fix everything. So the poor buyer won't pay for anything and the bank gets screwed. Brilliant!! Keep it coming!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:41pm.
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Man, I am so doing that when I move out. I'm fucking writing that down. Thanks!
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
LMAO
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:48pm.
Loved that story
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I want to move out of my apartment in a few months. Does anyone know how to get around SafeRent?????
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Tigerlils, that story cracked me up.
Real Estate agents remind me of used car salesmen. Tough if not impossible job nowadays. How does one mask the smell of piss and rotting fish? lmao
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Oohh, this hurts...I'm a Realtor and people can F*CK UP some houses.....
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Little sidenote about revenge...
I used to work for a real estate firm and one of the agents there was handling the sale of a home for a divorcing couple...Well, it was a nasty divorce and the hubby was PISSED that wifey got the home in the divorce...
So, he was scheduled to move out the last of his things. He knew she wouldn't be there, BUT he also knew the two most treasured things his wife loved about that house. 1) the hardwood floors and 2) her tea-cup poodle....
So, he packed his shit up, took that tea-cup poddle and dipped its paws in gold paint, then took a broom and chased that lil' fucker around their place until nearly every inch of her beloved hardwood floors was COVERED in gold paw prints...
Well, he got the PHONE CALL OF HIS LIFE when his ex-wife called him IN TEARS... completely touched by what he did. SHE LOVED IT! She thought it was an act of KINDNESS combining the two things she loved the most...She vowed to keep it that way forever...
DOH!...
Yeah, but piss/fish smell? Not so much...Go fer it! It's not about the fuckers that move in...It's about the fuckers that WON'T move in...DO IT, DO IT, DO IT...
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Sorry, I was so wrapped up in my own chapped lips that I didn't notice this. I actually manage 3 apartment complexes for a living, so I have some experience with tenants trashing places. So I'll just give you a few secrets as to what really pisses up property managers & owner's off:
1. Assuming you're leaving the refrigerator, one of my biggest pet peeves is when tenants move-out & leave the refrigerator stocked full of food, & then have the electricity turned off. It doesn't take long for that shit to start stinking, especially if there's items in there like milk & meats. It's absolutely fucking horrible, & I've seen some owners just throw away refrigerators rather than deal with the stink, as it seems to linger on forever.
2. I know of tenants actually bricking up doorways that they didn't use. But if you really want to piss them off, try bricking up the doorway to the kitchen or bedroom.
3. Fill your living room with dirt & plant a vegetable patch. I've only known of this working in sunken-in living rooms, but it may work in a regular one. It wouldn't hurt to give it a try.
4. You can also tear the cabinets off the walls, tear doors off hinges (including oven doors), stop up the drains, & break windows.
5. Pour bleach on large, random spots on the carpet throughout the house. Motor oil works just as good.
6. Cover the walls in ketchup, mustard, the aformentioned motor oil, permenant marker, etc.
That's about all I can think of right off the top of my head. I'd have to look at some of my old tenant accounts to get more. And I was going to tell you not to stick those poor rats in the attic all alone (I used to have 4 pet rats & they are amazing & intelligent animals), but then I realized that most of those rats are sold as snake food anyway, so go for it. Just make sure you leave them plenty of food & water, & stuff to "nest" with.
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Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:41pm.
To make a long story short, the house we are renting has been foreclosed on and we are being forced to move out. The bank that now owns the house sent us a signed proposal (Cash for Keys) for $6000 to move out quietly in 30 days without trashing the house. We said yes to that amount and then 10 minutes later they called back and said it was a mistake, the amount was now $2000. We were naturally upset and told them to put their $2000 in a dark and snug orifice. We have already sought legal advice and all is well there. But when we leave we would like to say goodbye in a very special way. Keep in mind that the house will be empty. Only the carpet, microwave, stove, gas fireplace, attic, etc. will be left. Any advice on little things we can do to make it a very smelly, expensive, rodent filled adios would be most appreciated. Use your imagination! Any suggestions of "Karma will get them in the end.... blah blah... bs" will be met with a torrent of rage. So don't bother. This particular bank just received over a billion dollars of all of our money in the bailout, so I'm happy to be part of the Karma that will be getting them. So put your thinking caps on and come up with some good stuff! Thanks.
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SuperJ,
I read your story and I truly empathize with you and your situation. :( You'll probably want to boo me but I'm just going to add in my piddly two-cents regarding the revenge angle. Well, unless the banker himself is going to move into that home you have to vacate then the only revenge you'll eventually be getting is going to be aimed at some innocent person who might even have children and is a struggling single mom or something. Believe me, the bank will eventually sell that home even if they have to practically give it away (that's how shitty the real estate market is right now).
Anyway, I wish you all the best and I hope you are able to recover from that nightmare and end up in a better situation for you and yours. Moving is traumatic for me. I HATE moving and to be FORCED to move would probably send me straight over the edge.
No comments from the peanut gallery about how nuts I am. I already know. Thanks. :P
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http://forums.canadiancontent.net/lounge/49192-curtain-rods.html
God-- so lame with the curtain rods.
My mother has a female cat that has a piss problem. That little monster pissed on the fucking kitchen counter.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:42pm.
When I was a kid we adopted two male kittens who my parents never got neutered. Talk about piss?
We had a wooden toybox that they pissed in. We scrubbed the hell out of that thing, but 10 years later, the smell was still there.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:42pm.
When I was a kid we adopted two male kittens who my parents never got neutered. Talk about piss?
We had a wooden toybox that they pissed in. We scrubbed the hell out of that thing, but 10 years later, the smell was still there.
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Angel - and others - repost of SuperJ's post. I can't believe this didn't generate more interest!!
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Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:41pm.
To make a long story short, the house we are renting has been foreclosed on and we are being forced to move out. The bank that now owns the house sent us a signed proposal (Cash for Keys) for $6000 to move out quietly in 30 days without trashing the house. We said yes to that amount and then 10 minutes later they called back and said it was a mistake, the amount was now $2000. We were naturally upset and told them to put their $2000 in a dark and snug orifice. We have already sought legal advice and all is well there. But when we leave we would like to say goodbye in a very special way. Keep in mind that the house will be empty. Only the carpet, microwave, stove, gas fireplace, attic, etc. will be left. Any advice on little things we can do to make it a very smelly, expensive, rodent filled adios would be most appreciated. Use your imagination! Any suggestions of "Karma will get them in the end.... blah blah... bs" will be met with a torrent of rage. So don't bother. This particular bank just received over a billion dollars of all of our money in the bailout, so I'm happy to be part of the Karma that will be getting them. So put your thinking caps on and come up with some good stuff! Thanks.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:59pm.
Alls I got is a Mars Bar in a gas tank and I'm not even sure what we're doing:)
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revenge. taking it out on property soon to be vacated.
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Well, that'll do the trick. You don't have to mess up the property if you just up and ruin the man's life:)
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Alls I got is a Mars Bar in a gas tank and I'm not even sure what we're doing:)
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revenge. taking it out on property soon to be vacated.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:34pm.
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Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:52pm.
Oh you're most welcome.
Frankly I'm surprised more people haven't contributed!
ps - think ceiling light fixtures.
pps - are the curtain rods staying? they're hollow right? *raises eyebrows up and down* *wink*
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:41pm.
Also - I've heard that if you pour something like laundry detergent on the lawn you can spell out words that only show up later when that grass dies.
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Ha! Fun.
Alls I got is a Mars Bar in a gas tank and I'm not even sure what we're doing:)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:42pm.
I bow to the master. I too thought of the stove top burner well just now when i was popping popcorn, but NEVER would I have thought of putting piss in there.
If we ever get to do the mattress mambo TL, you can pitch, I'll catch. Every time baby. Every time.
ps i think maybe your cat was a critic.
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Wow! You two are genius! Thank you so much for the tips, I love them all! Everyone keep the revenge coming! Fuck those banks!!!!
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