How Many Times Are They Going To Get Engaged?

Snort a little Red Bell, because I'm sure just looking at these two pieces of wet cardboard people is making you feel sleepy-like. Methinks even they are bored with themselves, because they keep getting engaged! A couple of weeks ago there were rumors that Tom Brady asked Gis Bundchen to be his wife or some shit. Now People says they got engaged on Friday. For real, this time! Uh huh. Tom probably keeps proposing to her because the boredom eats away at his memory.

Some source said Tom and Gis will make an official announcement soon. The source went on to say, "The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home."

You know, I'm trying to think of something to say, but I really don't give a fuck. And I'm sorry to drag you down with me. Allow me to apologize. Wash away the zzzzzs in your head with this video made from 100% raw sex. You know you want to kiss his "girls"....and you'll like it. And can somebody put an Amber Alert out on my genitals. They went missing after I watched this shit.

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