Monday, January 12th 2009

Morning Wood


The Orchestral Doogie Howser needs some Vinnie Delphino - ONTD

Gerald Butler is not a manwhore, says Gerald Butler - Celebitchy

Hopefully Faye Dunaway beats Katherine HAGel with a wire hanger or two - ICYDK

SNL tries to save Broadway - SOW

Tony Shalhoub has had it with Monk - I'm Not Obsessed

Lady Caca's bootleg Cher impersonation - Socialite Life

The mortgage must get paid, so Atomic Kitten might reunite - Holy Moly!

Speaking of mortgages, Fantasia saved her house.....for now - USWeekly

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haha Faye & Hagel

Stick Stickly's picture

I actually found that funny. SNL was in the shitter for a while.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Doogie is awesome

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Callan's picture

@ red_hot_kitchen

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love SNL. I'm not one of those people who thinks SNL is never as good as it used to be- I hate that crap. I think they have a lot of talented people on there. I think the new people like Michaela Watkins (its hard to make a Hoda Kotb impression funny), Bobby Moynihan (his Snagglepuss impression was awesome), and Casey Wilson (love the Cougars sketch) have a ton of talent. I also think Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig rock just as hard as the most famous people to come out of SNL.

I'm just still stumped as to why Abby Elliot was put on the show, unless Lorne Michaels has a boner for legacies or something. I mean look her up. There is literally nothing to know about her. She's 21 and she hasn't done anything yet except doing a voice on King of the Hill. Usually Lorne won't take a look at you unless you've done your time in the Groundlings, Second City, or Upright Citizens Brigade.

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Speaking of mortgages, Fantasia saved her house.....for now - USWeekly
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Fantasia came into a lot of money quickly. So like an idiot she blew it on a ridiculously extravagant, expensive house she couldn't possibly afford long term.

Buying a more modest home would be ridiculous! Blow it all, stupid!

sunryse's picture

OH MY GOD!!! That Doogie orchestra was fooking hilarious!

Kudos for creativity!~

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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:44pm.

I don't know about that. Chris Elliot barely did anything on SNL. He was basically there to fill in the background.

That orchestra sketch was the most creative thing I've seen from SNL in a long time. I love SNL and will defend it no matter how many people say it's crap. When Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon were on it was, "Oh, it's not as funny as when Chris Farley and Mike Meyers were on". Then when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were on it was "Oh, it's not as funny as when Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon were on." Now it's "It's not as funny as when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were on." Even crappy sketches somehow catch on (like the "Schwety Balls" bit) and others that are smarter never do (like Adam McKay's digital shorts). People are fickle.

MuffinAmy's picture

SNL was better than it has been in a while last week, but I attribute that solely to the presence of the amazing Neil Patrick Harris. The man can do anything, he's a freakin' genius.

I told the b/f I thought there'd be lots of Broadway/musical references!

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Callan's picture

That Broadway SNL skit still cracks me up every time. I've watched that thing like three times. First time since she's been on the show, that Abby Elliot has actually been funny.

I didn't realize her dad, Cabin Boy Chris Elliot had enough industry pull to make nepotism happen for her.

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We like that you all dismiss Gerry! More Gerry for us!

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Doogie Howser is mah Baby Daddy!

Ok, not really but with the way my kid looks I could TOTALLY get away with it;p

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Submitted by jammer on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:14pm.

That was the only funny skit. Don't forget the tomato! The one with Neil in drag as the long nailed air traffic controller was kind of funny, but just ended awkwardly, (like many SNL skeyches).

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Aerialgreen's picture

Only half-funny thing on the last SNL was the broadway sketch. Was Hairspray or Grease in that? can't remember.

The Doogie sketch was amusing until the appearance of Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen, they try the fucking too much of late (these two geniuses wrote the failure sketch of "two first names").

joanne's picture

I loved Tony Shalhoub in Men In Black.

Salem13's picture

SNL sucked this weekend. That Rachel Maddow skit was more Drew Barrymore than anything. Now everytime I see Drew I think Rachel.

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Stan Hooper's picture

I didn't see all the SNL but this piece was cute.

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We have always assumed that Gerard is a homosexual.

Discuss!

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I enjoy her album but cannot believe GaGa is only 22!

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Gerard Butler can be my manwhore. I'll just soak him in a vat of Janitor in a Drum first to get the skank goo off him.

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Ok, now I don't know whose beard I want to be more: Michael K or Doogie.

I'm so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have to disagree with SOW re: the SNL Broadway skit. Liza Minelli in the Penelope skit was fucking hilarious! That skit was excellent...I mean, I"m not a huge Kristin Wiig fan, I think she's totally one-note, but it was prettttty funny.
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