Monday, January 12th 2009

The Alien Robots Have Left New York!

After her last performance in that All My Sons crap, Katie Holmes got into her spaceship and rushed to join Tommy Girl at several Golden Globe after-parties. Yes, this means no more ten million pictures a day of a weepy Stepford Katie in some not-right jeans, dragging Suri down with her. What are the pappies going to do now? Well, they could go on over to Mars 2112, take pictures of the aliens there and sell that shit to the tabloids. They wouldn't be the wiser.

Hopefully, Tommy sent Suri to rehab for exhaustion. Homegirl has to be spent from working 24-hour shifts while in NYC.

Katie's only smiling in the picture above, because that lady is pointing at her nipple. This is the most action she's gotten in a long ass time.

Splash, Wenn

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:07am.

kdraco, I agree...Katie's legs are ugly. Her arms don't bother me though. She just looks miserable and undernourished.

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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:06am.

Love that Lego hair she has going on. Also, she has some of the worst legs of anyone in the biz.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:05am.

buh bye!
still I think I might miss the Suri watch, it's become a part of my day
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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:04am.

Kate has some thick legs
I don't like her arms

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:04am.

oh greeeeeeeat.
Us lucky Angelenos.

***********************************************
"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch

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Submitted by MJF on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:03am.

Seriously, is the production's run over or is someone taking over her role?

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:02am.

Is it just me, or does Tom Cruise look more insane than usual in that 6th thumbnail? He also looks like he's lost a great deal of weight, which makes him look even more, um, odd. I think he & Katie are morphing into one, sickly person.

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Submitted by MJF on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:01am.

Good riddance!!! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

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Submitted by Ang on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:01am.

He looked so skinny at the awards and he had that same belt sander polish to his face that sigourney weaver had.

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