Monday, January 12th 2009
The Alien Robots Have Left New York!
After her last performance in that All My Sons crap, Katie Holmes got into her spaceship and rushed to join Tommy Girl at several Golden Globe after-parties. Yes, this means no more ten million pictures a day of a weepy Stepford Katie in some not-right jeans, dragging Suri down with her. What are the pappies going to do now? Well, they could go on over to Mars 2112, take pictures of the aliens there and sell that shit to the tabloids. They wouldn't be the wiser.
Hopefully, Tommy sent Suri to rehab for exhaustion. Homegirl has to be spent from working 24-hour shifts while in NYC.
Katie's only smiling in the picture above, because that lady is pointing at her nipple. This is the most action she's gotten in a long ass time.
She has the WORST LEGS in the business. And yet she keeps pushing these tree trunks into every camera that is in sight. I would be ashamed.
She has no class, no sophistication, nothing. AMERICAN PROVINCIAL who once had a fresh and healthy appearance, hence her so called beauty. Now that it's gone she has turned into less than a caricature.
Did I mention? She has the WORST LEGS in the business.
Money certainly doesn't buy class.
I remember back in the day Katie used to be in Vogue and Elle for being all fashion concious and for being Carolina Herrara's muse or something, now she gets her desses at J.Crew. Oh well that's what you get for marrying Tommy.
can't say anything nasty about this chick she's totally inoffensive
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Third last thumb: Katie finally looks good and Tom looks like a deranged psycho killer heiling Hitler. Can't then never get it right?
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God, she depresses me.
..who's his makeup artist...Aunt Jemima? That pancake is on pretty thick....
...give it up fucker....you're officially fug.
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Someone tell Katie she isn't Beale in Flashdance and she needs to stop cutting or rolling up her clothes to fit. It looks like she cut down the hem of her dress, especially in thumbnail 4. She's probably been wearing baggy jeans because her thighs or so damn chunky or-that dress is totally unflattering.
Katie really is really, really sad to look at. She's terribly unattractive, waltzing around like the shiz, and her stovepipe legs and line-backer shoulders do her no favors (although, surely that's what Tom sees in "him" - she's just so damn masculine!). The nose job and haircut just make her look more homely. The girl looks ridiculous trying to be someone she's not. It's just cringe-worthy and repulsive. I wish she'd just go away. When is she going to get it that no one wants to see her, and no one is buying their laughable charade?!
She looks like my 55 year old 7th grade English teacher. Put her in a Christmas sweater and there you have it!
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She did not clean up well...still looks beat and her legs are all fug.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She's got serious log-legs!! even though she's skinny as a rail...
Look at the size of those legs!! Who told her that this cheap looking gold mini thing was a good idea?
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She looks fine from the side but from the back it's bordering on thyroid legs
in the first thumb, she's whispering in his ear but he's too short LMAO
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The dress would be nice if it actually fitted, not billowing around like curtains in a brothel. She looks old, sick, beaten down and miserable. Nice dress, shame about the life.
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I know what's wrong, that's the ugliest dress I've ever seen, it's some Stepford wife shit that's WRONG and not at all flattering. Katie should try wearing riskier outfits like all the other female celebs, she always wears this "safe" shit for award parties and ends up looking 45!
STFU!!!
FYI: You can be thin and still have thick legs. (I know because I do.) It doesn't matter how boney she gets, she is still going to have cankles.
Damn that's what I call straining for a fake smile, Katie looks insane here! Penelope Cruz had back fat....where?! I NEED to see that shit for myself! Anywho...why do Katie's legs look so weird from behind...she doesn't look like a woman from behind...she looks like a ROBOT pretending to be a woman!
STFU!!!
She was looking skinny as FUCK just a few days ago. I'm confused! I think her legs look fine. Yes, she has a case of the cankes, but I think it's just the angle of that one picture from the back. She looks fine from the front and in all the other pictures. I certainly wouldn't call her fat!
not necessarily here thankfully, but people are talking about how exhausted katie must be...why should she be exhausted? so she worked, big freakin deal, meanwhile the maids took care of everything else. not to diminish the actors craft...haha...i think getting up onstage every night, acting out lines that are second nature because you you say them every freakin night, can hardly be considered exhausting work. plus her salary more than makes up for it. she is not a serious thespian to me, she just wanted the attention & accolades of being on broadway, she didnt do it because she is a real actress. tom looks very haggard, old, thin & crazy. ugh to them.
She's pimping for a role in The Great Gatsby.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:49am.
DD, cankles are when the calf goes straight into the foot...no slender ankle. Looks like a tree trunk.
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Oh. That sounds like Cindy, Marcia, and Lori. My friends in Jr. High. They were all sisters. Cindy had the biggest.
Can someone please tell me what was going on with the BACK of Penelope Cruz' dress? I saw BACK FAT!
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DD, cankles are when the calf goes straight into the foot...no slender ankle. Looks like a tree trunk.
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Submitted by goodA on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:31am.
He took his mother to the Golden Globes? I wonder where was his “Kate”?
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I guess even he didn't want to play second fiddle to Katie's cankles that night. Why does this woman insist on wearing clothes that only serve to highlight rather than downplay her cankle issues?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:40am.
KD, no overweight people are not the only ones with cankles
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What exactly are cankles? can you link an image? Thanks.
Fug hair, legs and clothes. Nothing new here.
Good riddance! Was sick and tired of seeing pics of her coming into and out of the same door - day after day after day...
I agree. KH is not special enough of a person to be running around NYC, of all places, like she is some kind of fashion plate.
She should be a has-been actress from cheeseball TV shows on cheaper networks. That's it. Her smug smile and attempt to influence fashion is so GD annoying! But hey, who else was TC really going to get to play this whole hetero charade with him?
KD, no overweight people are not the only ones with cankles. Rhianna has them too.....I know a few women who have small upper bodies, and heavy legs with cankles......
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You should see her gnarled feet.
Katie it is not too late to escape.
DAYUM! THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BRATT SHIT! Um, oh wait. That's not right is it. Goddammit ...
He took his mother to the Golden Globes? I wonder where was his “Kate”?
Woah, her legs ARE ugly. I thought only overweight people had cankles, but those are looking pretty cankley.
WTF is that hag wearing?
thank god.
I like her hair in the bottom left photo. But Tom looks like he just looked in a mirror.
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parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:07am.
kdraco, I agree...Katie's legs are ugly. Her arms don't bother me though. She just looks miserable and undernourished.
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She does look very sad and down - like Nicole used to look when she was married to him
This is the healthiest I've seen her look in a long time, thick calves and all.
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:08am.
Is she ever going to grow out that mother from the Family Circus hairstyle?
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you nailed it!!!
Good riddance! Was sick and tired of seeing pics of her coming into and out of the same door - day after day after day...
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Is she ever going to grow out that mother from the Family Circus hairstyle? I'd be dying to get extensions if my hair was cut like that.
I will definitely not miss the Katie carrying Suri in summer clothing pictures. Goodbye and good riddance.
Looks like Katie and Senator Blagojevich have the same hairdresser.
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