Look At What The K-A-T Dragged In.....
Kim Zolciak from The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta fell off the damn tightrope and somehow found herself at NBC's Golden Globes after-party. Some bitch should have alerted Peta that Kim was going to be there, because she's just asking to get flour bombed for that tortured creature on her head. Bitch's head is like a pet cemetery. There's at least one dead dog in there and possibly a K-A-T or a couple of hamsters. It's a mystery.
Now on to her face. My 6-year-old cousin could have done a better make-up job using her old ass Crayons and chalk. I think Kim had her make-up done while she was walking the tightrope. And not only is Kim wearing a dead animal party on her head, but she plucked a beaver's asshole hairs and glued that shit onto her eyes.
I shouldn't hate. I'm sure NBC personally invited Kim to serenade the guests with her gorgeous angelic voice. Actually, they probably asked her to sing in the bathroom to help out those who might be constipated. Just listening to a few seconds of Kim's singing will give you the runs.
Also at the after-party was Colin Farrell, a strangely covered-up Bai Ling and a raggedy ass Kevin Bacon with his wife.
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"Forget the dead dog in the hair... what about the cockroach crawling up her right titty!"
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Why is her lipstick put on like Robert Smith's from The Cure?
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Exercising pointless futility.
Kevin Bacon is looking like Dr. Richard Sharpe.
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all i see here is how smokin hawt colin farrell is...
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So, another promise she didn't deliver on....
The curls on her chest...the painted on eyebrows, ughhh. No wonder her "boyfriend" on the show didn't want to claim her in public.
Colin hot "again"??? Come on ya'll! Since he cleaned up his shit, he is the hotness!!!
Want hot...Here is what he has to say about his disabled son James...
"...The genetic disorder, which can impair speech, movement and balance meant that James walked his first few steps last fall, when he was 4. "It's just different," said the actor. "It's not different to me. He has his own path. He's just brilliant."
Farrell shares custody of his son with the boy's mother, model Kim Bordenave. He said he decided to go public about his son's health after people started asking questions about his involvement with the Special Olympics.
"I didn't talk about my son [but] I felt like I was betraying him, like it could be misconstrued as shame, which would be terrible, because he's such a celebration," says Farrell.
Questioning the concept of "normal," Farrell says his son is happier than so many people in the world. "I look around and I see people who move perfectly, who walk with grace, who speak with great diction and clarity and a great use of the English language and we're all miserable f---ers – including me, at times. "
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Colin ferrel is gross to me. Maybe because he has Britney taint and stink on him. Im glad he is off the drugs though!
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Colin is yummy.
Glad to see he got a hair cut.
Colin Farrell = fuckin' yummmmm
welcome back, Colin.
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Forget the dead dog in the hair... what about the cockroach crawling up her right titty!
Niiiiiice.
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Kim needs a Mary Kay makeover by James Haven.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The fug?! Was Kim suppose to be modeling the "real" life version of Mattel's new "Crack Whore with a Busted Weave Barbie"? And yes, Colin Farrel could certainly get it...=)
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I am so sick of seeing this stupid cow.
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Thank goodness Colin Farrell is fuckable again!
Kevin Bacon will soon be a real life Fire Marshall Bill with
a Footloose attitude, he still playing that character. His wife looks great. When did Colin Farrell get hot again, even though
i always found him kind of repulsive and self affected.
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Kevin Bacon looks like he needs to go to rehab STAT!!! Kyra does look spent, probably taking care of his ass or something WTF?! Bai Ling decided to go boring to the Golden Globes, she probably was tired of people not taking her seriously. Colin put a pound of gel into his hair apparently, I think he's kinda hot actually...
STFU!!!
Joel maddem amd Nicole Richie= TO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/11/toocute.jpg
Kyra looks awesome & I love her dress, but Kevin looks fucking terrible!
I can't believe people still do their makeup like Kim Zolciak. She goes against all lip liner rules that have been clearly established on every makeover show in the past ten years.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:30am.
Hey PSL! I didn't want to know, either. But MK sucked me in. Kim Zolniak is one horrible bitch. She is very hate-worthy!
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mike...i actually saw that movie "Dumplings"...it was pretty disgusting, but bai ling is actually decent in it from what i remember...i saw it as a vignette in a compilation of japanese short films. i got it off of netflix.
Thanks for the link DiamondDawg. I feel so bad for that woman. I hope she can recover some of what she lost.
she is really unattractive, she has a horse head.
bai ling looks like pure evil. kevin bacon looks like a sick & sweaty wino.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:51am.
Here's the link for the Dana Giacchetto, Sheeps.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F05E6DD163CF930A3575BC0A...
I put all my stock investments in vodka futures and cheap porn. I know for a fact Dlisters are keeping me rich. Nitty alone could support a third world country.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:35am.
Yes, Bacon. I dint know about Dana Giacchetto but that makes sense since he preyed on Hollywood. The stars need to oversee where their trusted managers are parking their money. They should have put it all in Indy Mac or in WaMu stock as I did.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:25am.
I guess Kyra is one degree from Kevin Bacon.
"Spoiled" is right: dumba** parked a lot of money with B. Madoff.
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I hope they didn't park it all with him. I'm a loon for these too.
But I'll tell you what, Alexandra Penney did. She said she has worried all her life that she would end up penniless and homeless. A friend heard her say that and told her about Madoff. She gave him EVERY.LAST.DIME. - except for what's in her checking account. Wish granted:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/09/madoff.alexandra.penney/index.html
I can't get over the eyelashes! Whoever did her make-up had to endure her screaming: "MORE! MORE! MORE!"
And Y THE HELL was everyone wearing those chandelier earrings from Express????
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:25am.
I guess Kyra is one degree from Kevin Bacon.
"Spoiled" is right: dumbass parked a lot of money with B. Madoff.
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Who did? Kevin? Didn't they learn from the last time this happened with that guy, Dana C. Giacchetto? Guess not.
Speaking of BACK FAT....didjall see the back of Penelope Cruz's dress? Was that elastic/sheer crap intentional or was it supposed to be "invisible" on t.v.? It made her have back fat.
Kevin Bacon looks like he would look more natural without hair and eyebrows.
Miss Priss-LOL, I was thinking the same thing. What the hell kind of brow color is THAT? And why'd she have a clown do her lipstick?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:51am.
What a nice, understated, fresh makeup look she has.
RETCH.
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It's the chain-smoking that sucks all the life out of her.
Holy tatooed eyebrows! Those are some fug eyebrows
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Deb, heehee about the back fat.\
I still don't know who that stupid bitch is....and don't want to.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
OMG Colin Ferrel looks all kinds of HAWT
Always has tho
*swoon*
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Submitted by ChiliGurl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:34am.
Wretched Wig got herself a wonky eye!
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I'm convinced Wonk Eye comes from BOTOX.
And I ADORE Kevin. He's looking like a hot mess!!
kevin bacon ALWAYS look like a mess and he needs a new colorist. that dye job is so fucking obvious.
Some pour soul in the Ukraine is missing her hair:
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11902141/Ukraine_Hair.jpg
I guess Kyra is one degree from Kevin Bacon.
"Spoiled" is right: dumbass parked a lot of money with B. Madoff.
Some kind hearted chola should tell Kim: "Use the FINE point sharpie to draw the eyebrows! Then she and her lovely chola friends could throw Kim a beating for fucking it up in the first place.
Did the "cancer" take Kim's eyebrows too?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Colin Farrell looks f-ing HOT here!!!!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:41am.
In the main pic it looks like there's a roach in her underarm
OMG, that's the first thing I thought! It would be fitting, too. I love how Kim's "size 2" back fat is hanging out.
It reminds me of Tracy Turnblad's roach dress in "Hairspray".
http://content6.flixster.com/question/35/49/24/3549244_std.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Where's Phoebe Price in all this mess? She's been MIA lately...
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I think Kim looks pretty good.
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Bai Ling disgusts me.
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