"The Other One"
Two amazing things happened last night during the Best Actress shit at the Golden Globes. The first was when a stoned ass Cameron Diaz fucked up Saint Angelina's name. I almost felt a little "like" in my no-heart for Cameron. ALMOST. I would've liked her fully if she said "Brangelina Jolie" or "Anist...Angelina Jolie."
The second amazing moment came when a blubbering Kate Winslet accepted her award for that movie about fighting in the suburbs while wearing old timey clothes. You know, I was wasted while watching this shit last night and now that I'm sober, her speech is a million times more annoying. Bitch is acting like she swam the Atlantic Ocean and then directly ran from New York to the Golden Globe stage. All breathless and shit. It's a damn Shiny Titty Award. Not an Oscar! Take a hit from Cameron's bong and mellow out. I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her. Drama queen. However, I forgive her for all of that, because when she was calling out all the losers in her category, she said "Oh God! Who's the other one? Angelina!" HAHAHAHA! This is why God created Kate Winslet. The camera shot to Saint Angie who smiled and held her hands together in a very Disney villainess-like way. She was thinking, "The things I have planned for you, my pretty..." Brangelina showing up to awards shows and getting snubbed every time never gets old! The world will pay for this I'm sure!
Here's drama queen Kate Winslet (YAY!) and her husband last night. And also some pictures of Brad Pitt and "The Other One." The Other One should keep her hair down more often. It makes her look less like an elderly and malnourished praying mantis. And my abuelita had some sunglasses just like Brad Pitt's when she got her cataracts done, because she didn't like the shades they gave her ass. Of course, my abuelita wore them better.
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I love Kate. And daaaaamn Mark Wahlberg is short.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
On the radio this morning they had on one of those celebrity reporters who said that when Kate had her little snafu and forgot Cuntalinas name, Cuntalina actually rolled her eyes! God what a self-absorbed Cunty McCunterson Cuntalina is!!!
I notice Cate B. is not getting nominated for that Benjamin Button's shit, as it should be, sorry Cate ....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
can mangelina even move her face anymore? jeebus, lay off the botox, the other one HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
WTF is up with the shades braddy?
I laughed so hard when this happened...it was classic!!
Angelina seemed so "I am here amongst my peasant peers to honour them with my presence" last night. It was so great that not only did she not win, but they totally fucked up her name/presence. ha.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:42am.
I actually squirmed on the couch with discomfort for her poor husband!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Congrats to Kate - much deserved!
And I see the Botox really helped to keep Angie's throbbing forehead vein down.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:38am.
Thanks sunryze...didn't catch that.
Sorry PrincessZoey...at least I didn't blather on about how much I love my coworker for 10 minutes and then only acknowledge my husband briefly!
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You thought that "I've loved you for 13 years" speech to Leo was a bit much, too? My husband would've given me the cold shoulder the rest of the night.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Sunryse is right; Anne Hathaway was the first person she mentioned...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I am bummed Frost/Nixon and Dexter got nothing.
And I am already OVER "John Adams".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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I thought The Other One was looking pretty again in thumbnail 10, until I clicked on it, YIKES!
has anyone seen Rev. Road? I don't know, if I wanted to watch marital discord I could just stay home...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Thanks sunryze...didn't catch that.
Sorry PrincessZoey...at least I didn't blather on about how much I love my coworker for 10 minutes and then only acknowledge my husband briefly!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:25am.
As another poster already pointed out, she didn't even acknowledge Anne Hathaway while giving a shout-out (and in AJ's case, a scream-heard-'round-the-world-out) to the other nominees. Is there a rivalry between those two?
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THIS IS SOME KATE WINSLET CASE SHIT HERE! that other post-er is Princess Zoey...
Snow,
I think everyone in Hollywood has canoodled each other! Except for Christian. ;-)
On topic,
I really don't mind that Kate got blubbery. She has turned in some extrememly great performances, but usually gets overlooked by the award shows. Good for her!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
I'm having trouble getting through Kate over dramatic breathless speech in the one hit. I have to keep pausing coz all this cringing is giving me wrinkles.
Maybe someone spiked her drink.
I hope everyone at the the GG awards gets diarrhea.
I saw in an interview after the show. Kate told a story of how she never never never got picked for anything growing up. Thats why she was so happy to be picked(twice) for best actress.
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Ho buster #1!
PEEP GAME-
Angie better make another trip to see her root doctor and make these people recognize who's really Boss Dog up in Hollywood.
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Kate Winslet is one of the rare ones...a woman that got WAY hotter with age.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Clarisse, gotcha, I wonder, did those two ever "canoodle"?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Yes she did say Anne.
At the beginning she said "Anne, Meryl, Kristin, Oh God, whose the other one?"
This was one of the best moments last night.
Ha to the fuckin' HA, now the slope goes down, buh bye Skeletina, all you have now is your Little Loon Land JJ.
Even The Brad looked all, "stop touching me".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Brad Pitt looks like a complete slimy guido douchebag on the red carpet with the shades, the giant gaudy gold ring, and the slicked back hair. Very gross.
Snow,
Little Children is a great flick!
Kate plays Sarah Pierce, a 'plain' woman in a boring 'loveless' marriage who meets Brad (played by Patrick Wilson YUM), is a extremely attractive 'house-husband' who feels unappreciated by his wife….the two have an affair. Sarah is completely OVER THE MOON (oh yes I did!) at the attention of such an attractive man and Brad is eating up the cow-eyed adoration.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
I adore Kate Winslet and even though she was a blubbering snotball, I still love her. Even more.
As another poster already pointed out, she didn't even acknowledge Anne Hathaway while giving a shout-out (and in AJ's case, a scream-heard-'round-the-world-out) to the other nominees. Is there a rivalry between those two?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
And why is Angie dressed like a bag lady?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
yey Kate
OT: Anybody else out there with HDTV and noticed how haggard the celebs looked? Some of them had more lines than a loosed-leaf notebook.
Heavenly Creatures is really good Snowie
and "Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" Kate was so awesome in it =)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
That almost made my day as much as my boss telling me not to come in until 12:30...teehee.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
ok Miss P I will check it out, i just never got around to it. I love her since Sense and Sensibility ♥♥♥ since I didn't really like Titanic. I have seen Heavenly Creatures, really good movie also.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
kate speaks the truth
angie is not only "the other one" in the actress category, she is also "the other one"/"the other woman"...so ironic
Clarisse and Snowpiece
I love "Little Children" I own it!
Snowie
It's a good movie.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
WTF is up with Ange's hair? She doesn't have the face to wear it all slicked back because her face and head are huge and she doesn't have the face to be wearing it all plastered down like that. She needs lift on the roots. Just proves she's not as gorgeous as those loons make her out to be.
What the hell was with Cameron's hair? The roots grown out at 8 inches made her look like a middle aged soccer mom who just doesn't give a shit
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Spaghetti Cat with running mate Brocolli Kitten for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
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Same here. I knew Dexter would get robbed, the good ones always do...bet people think it's too "edgy" and shit. UGH
And I can't believe Dex married Deb!!! she's fug! =(
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Is it wrong to say I tuned in and watched just to see Skankalina lose? Ok, then I won't say it.
I think voting season next year she will be running out and adopting from all the voting bodies countries. I hope I am wrong, but I doubt it.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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I thought it was a great show! Hoorah for the "John Adams" wins -- fabulous. hahahahahaha Thank you Kate for bursting Angie's bubble.
I thought Kate's speech was cute :).
Clarisse: I've never seen "Little Children"~ what do you mean? I got teary eyed but I'm crying over everything these days. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Angelina Who?
I was bummed that Dexter didn't win, but happy for Kate Winslet and Laura Linney.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
I absolutely adore Kate Winslet! Loved her since "Heavenly Creatures" so, last nights "O god, who's the other one" was just icing on the cake for me.
…BBBBBut did anyone else feel a "Little Children" moment when Kate was accepting her award and was gushing over Leo???
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Jolie was a royal cunt on the red carpet. You don't enjoy this shit? Fine, don't show up at all! What's the point of going if you're gonna be such a twat?!
It's so obvious she's unsocial, and explains why she doesn't have any female friends.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Angie would rather have been eating berries in the jungle after she built a hut.
Cmeron, what a slut.
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Have a Nice Day
I'd love to have been around to see the hissy fit that St. Ang probably threw after this show.
That was awesome!
Kate made my night!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Fucking up Cuntalina's name was the best thing Pizzaface Diaz ever did. Cuntalina and Drew Barrymore looked fucking atrocious!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
OFFTOPIC: It must be terrifying giving birth to a baby with Leo's head shape...
ONTOPIC: Hee Hee, the other one!!! maddox probably was on the go to sabotaging her car brakes... funny she didn't even mention the "other, other one" Ann Hathaway...
"Angegina" LOL I think KST is so pretty and Leo looked cute.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
and BTW, good morning all!!
SO glad i didn't watch this shit last night!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08