"The Other One"
Two amazing things happened last night during the Best Actress shit at the Golden Globes. The first was when a stoned ass Cameron Diaz fucked up Saint Angelina's name. I almost felt a little "like" in my no-heart for Cameron. ALMOST. I would've liked her fully if she said "Brangelina Jolie" or "Anist...Angelina Jolie."
The second amazing moment came when a blubbering Kate Winslet accepted her award for that movie about fighting in the suburbs while wearing old timey clothes. You know, I was wasted while watching this shit last night and now that I'm sober, her speech is a million times more annoying. Bitch is acting like she swam the Atlantic Ocean and then directly ran from New York to the Golden Globe stage. All breathless and shit. It's a damn Shiny Titty Award. Not an Oscar! Take a hit from Cameron's bong and mellow out. I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her. Drama queen. However, I forgive her for all of that, because when she was calling out all the losers in her category, she said "Oh God! Who's the other one? Angelina!" HAHAHAHA! This is why God created Kate Winslet. The camera shot to Saint Angie who smiled and held her hands together in a very Disney villainess-like way. She was thinking, "The things I have planned for you, my pretty..." Brangelina showing up to awards shows and getting snubbed every time never gets old! The world will pay for this I'm sure!
Here's drama queen Kate Winslet (YAY!) and her husband last night. And also some pictures of Brad Pitt and "The Other One." The Other One should keep her hair down more often. It makes her look less like an elderly and malnourished praying mantis. And my abuelita had some sunglasses just like Brad Pitt's when she got her cataracts done, because she didn't like the shades they gave her ass. Of course, my abuelita wore them better.
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Did the whore AJ win anything??
kate winslet...: completely hysterical, no control over herself.
Kate W looked amaaaazing, not old fashioned. And Angie looked great too. Not too many screwup fashion don'ts this year.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:42am.
I heard Marc Anthony hates it when JLo dresses like a two dollar streetwalker.
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Haha! then she ends up dressing like an old meema to please him. i like the slutty better
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I would do another Jane Pitt on the phone to Jen but exhausted myself in the earlier thread. It might be becoming an obsession- I find myself wondering what Mrs Pit thinks about it all. You know -WWJPD? Bet Jennifer is lauging her head off and drinking cocktails with Lorna Dern.
'Evening ladies, what will it be?'
'Two Karma-is-a-Fucking-bitch-eh-Ange?'s please'
'Certainly. Our special this evening is 'what's-left-of Billy-Bob and-Brad's balls' It's a very light snack'
'Why not?'
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Carefully closeted(and bearded) homosexual Marky Mark appears to have had 'work done' recently.
We suspect a facelift.
I Knew it! It's not the first time I've heard the gay rumours about Marky Mark.
i love reading these comments! and this was priceless:
"This is why God created Kate Winslet."
perfect! LOL!
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I tried watching this shit last night.
I passed out before anything memorable happened.
Thanks sluts, now I won't pout all day.
Stoney, I had neighbours from Zimbabwe and Leo fucking nailed the accent.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
My bitch hub made me sit through stupid ass MAMS last night. UGH! Every time I watch it I find myself looking at Brad and Angie's faces, looking for a hint that they WERE fucking at the time.
And it's there, in just about every scene.
Kill me now.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:28pm.
I also thought the drug references were uncomfortable. They do so much fucking coke they can't even keep it out of their dialogue at the fucking Golden Globes!
Yes, Leo was great in Blood Diamond. The accent was great.
Carefully closeted(and bearded) homosexual Marky Mark appears to have had 'work done' recently.
We suspect a facelift.
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I'm not trying to sound like a prude but what was up with all the drug references? Colin is up on stage telling the audience that he has a cold and implies that it's "Not the other stuff" - as if he's kicked his coke habit. And then you have that dumb shit Seth(from Knocked Up) saying he wishes he was partying at the 80's Golden Globe awards b/c then he could be doing coke with Mickey R.! To top it off we had to listen to the punk ass from 30 Rock give a speech pertaining to RACE! Do these idiots even realize how embarrassing they are?
However, I did find humor in Sacha's(sp) speach when he said that Benny Button was about aging backwards... kinda like the people in hollywood (or did he say the people in this room?)! Either way, I saw Jolie do the giggle and glance at Brad. Yeah we know you're all botoxed the fuck out Jolie! No side eye needed.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:22pm.
never saw BD sweet thing!
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OH I almost forgot, Mr & Mrs Smith was on tv this weekend, so I tried to watch it.
uhm that movie SUCKED! It was boring, uncreative, and unrealistic. Superficial. The whole movie was based on Angelina VOIGHT and BP as eye candy. I really couldnt watch it at all.
SUCKED!
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i cant believe people still watch these crap award shows. i did when i was in h.s. just to check out what they were wearing, but all in all its actually quite painful. they are all internally hating on each other, but acting like they enjoy & respect each other which is completely phony & transparent. when they present they try to be all funny & casual with each other, like they actually like each other, or super professional like they are voicing over something mega serious...when they win they always act so breathless & shocked & feign modesty when they accept. its sooooooo tired already. i would be the worst, most boring celeb ever, i would just go up there like normal & simply say, "thank you". freakin obnoxious drama queens. i kind of semi-like kate winslet too, she disappoints.
EastEndGirl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:22pm
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Submitted by Ellie May on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:08pm.
Ok, NOW what's up with Angie Jo's hair? Is it a weave? Bad dye job? She and Brad must go to the same hair stylist who obviously hates them both.
Yes, this is better than showing off her bald spot and receding hairline, but with all the prep she gets, this is as good as they can do? The Morticia Adams look is getting a tad old.
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Jolie likes to pretend that she gets herself ready. Although last night I sorta believed it. The bedhead, no jewelry, boring make up, awful dress. Well atleast she didn't have a piss stain on the front of it. Mary Fart asked her how does she get ready for the red carpet while tending to 6 kids. Jolie gave a blank stare as if to say, "isn't it obvious we have nannies doing that shit"!? Again she mentioned that sometimes they leave the house with puke and piss on them ... I really don't get why she keeps reiterating that fact? STFU!
Why are you bitches ignoring my post about Blood Diamond??
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YES, thank you bradi♥♥
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Dominique Devereaux on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:19pm
hahahaha, I don't know how long ago he said it but it's on every Anderson Cooper quote list.
Very Dlisted sig material.
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Anderson said this? Woah. Best quote I've read in a while. Go Anderson!
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:14am.
i hate will smith too. will not go see any movie he's in.
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ditto. he's turned into such a douche. he's insufferable. can not stand. and him being tommy girl's girlfriend doesn't help matters.
ditto for pitt movies. never saw the appeal at all. his acting skills are pretty meh.
"Catch Me If You Can".
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:35am.
There are so many flims that Leo is brilliant in
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I liked that con-man one.. i forget the name
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Did they really make fun of Angelina Jolie? Hahaha and HA!. She deserves it for having her big head up her ass all the time. She looked bad, for a moment I thought she wore the same dress whe used for the other awards show until I looked closely. Both dressed looked quite the same.
And as I said it before, it doesn't matter how much she pays for face lifts and botox, the lack of water and food are ruining her face and hair. It seems like she just doesn't care about her appareance anymore. She could say she's wearing yesterday's makeup and her nightgown and it would still sound believable. Bradley looks as ridiculous as usual.
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"The Other One" has too large a receding hairline to get away with a side part. It looks like a major combover.
Maybe she can get hair plugs from the same guy SPittster goes to.
Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:06pm.
I used to think Angie had a gorgeous face but I was never crazy about her body. It looks gangly and weird because she is shaped so funny. She has a big head, a short torso with skinny long legs and arms. Her body is just horrible. I also don't understand how she was ever considered curvy because she doesn't have an ass and she never did. I looked at thumbnail 10 and thought, 'this woman can't possibly be 33 years old.' Sorry,there is no way.
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I so agree with you, vivienne, except I don't think her face looks that hot anymore. She is not sexy or desirable anymore. I guess that is because she is pumping out kids by the dozen. Also, her body is even weirder now from pumping out so many kids. Jen may not have the best face, but she definitely has a way hotter body than Angelina ever did.
Hi, sluts!
And Fuck me for missing this shit?
Fuck, fuckety, fuck! I haven't been able to d-list as much as when fall began. I miss you beeshes and MK =\
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Ok, NOW what's up with Angie Jo's hair? Is it a weave? Bad dye job? She and Brad must go to the same hair stylist who obviously hates them both.
Yes, this is better than showing off her bald spot and receding hairline, but with all the prep she gets, this is as good as they can do? The Morticia Adams look is getting a tad old.
wow well done Kate! I love her. Leo is an amazing actor. He is not slimy, he keeps out of the limelight and is nowhere near the ass stakes like Tom Cruise and Will Smith. The guy does great films and should be respected for that. Love them both!
As for Angelina. HOW PRACTISED was that faux smile when Kate dissed her? I bet ever since she killed Anne Hathaway with her stare, she had been advised to pretend to be a human being. No awards for the Brange! Pity.... mwuhahah.
I used to think Angie had a gorgeous face but I was never crazy about her body. It looks gangly and weird because she is shaped so funny. She has a big head, a short torso with skinny long legs and arms. Her body is just horrible. I also don't understand how she was ever considered curvy because she doesn't have an ass and she never did. I looked at thumbnail 10 and thought, 'this woman can't possibly be 33 years old.' Sorry,there is no way.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:45am.
I LOVE IT HOW BRANGELINA GOT TOTALLY SHUT OUT!!!!!
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I read that as totally shut down and thought 'Yeah, that too'.
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:25am.
As another poster already pointed out, she didn't even acknowledge Anne Hathaway while giving a shout-out (
ANN was the first name she said.
Look at it again
Damn! My girl may FINALLY get her Oscar now!
I'll never forget her as a nun in Extras getting all snarky about wanting a role in a Holocaust movie, then she'd actually win. That and the phone sex tips were hilarious, I tell ya!
GO KATE!!!
WTF happened to Sam Mendes?! He's only 43. Wow.
I thought Magiie Gylennhaal looked great! What is TMZ smoking? She was very fashion forward, imo.
I don't think anyone has mentioned Blood Diamond. He was bloody brilliant.
I love the way Angie looked at Brad when Anne Hathaway was announced. She was totally thinking *that horsey toothed little bitch is not winning tonight*
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
HAHAHHAHAHAA it was like she was about to say agiGINA ahahhahaha angie is one giant gaping vagina!! so fitting!! hahahahahaaa!
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I think it's a tie for worst dressed between Jlo and Renee Zellwegger. Renee looked TERRIBLE. Her hair was atrocious.
I LOVE IT HOW BRANGELINA GOT TOTALLY SHUT OUT!!!!!
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Can we please just call her "the other one" from now on? I guess that is what Pitt's momma calls her.
ut on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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I have to admit I forgot about Gilbert Grape and Leo was very good in that. Credit where credit's due. I still don't like him though.
Worst dress of the night: Renee Zelweger...what the hell WAS that she was wearing!!?? O_o
I heard Marc Anthony hates it when JLo dresses like a two dollar streetwalker. I'm sure he was totally humiliated to be walking next to her. Methinks she wanted to impress Diddy.
JLo looked like she decided to turn up in a homemade ho outfit craft from gold kitchen foil.
Hahahahaha! I'm just loving the way everybody keeps slapping Angelina. It's brings the serious LOLs everytime she gets backhanded.
how unflattering is that dress though? ew.
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Submitted by Kaylee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:36am.
Anything that had to do with Brad or Angie bombed last night. Plus JLo's dress is soooooooo trashy!
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Even Kung Fu Panda got dissed! teehee
Oh please, people were laughing at JLo when she came out in that shiteous dress.
Fail.
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