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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:16pm.

Angie Jolene's face looks different. What is it? I don't know.
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It looks botoxy and xanaxed.

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I may not be a huge Leo fan but I can admit that he's been pretty fucking brilliant since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". The Titanic made him one of the most overexposed people when it was released but unlike Piss & Holie Leo's acting has been ace for many years.

I have never been a fan of Brad and only like Holie in Gia & Girl Interrupted- I did however prefer Winona & Brittany over her but I can say that she was good too.

The color of Diaz's dress was lovely.

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also, i know tom cruise is hated these days, but he is always presenting an award and honoring an actor/director. i like that. why doesn't angie do it? is she above this presenting thing????

Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:16pm

Additional point to your post, the Brangelina rely waaaay to much on their minimal "humanitarian" endeavors as well.
When ever an article and/or comments on line appear, the only go to "positive" thing to post is all about that alone.
When your "good" media face is dwindled to nothing more than that, what is left?
The Loons put them at the summit and are now pushing them off the other side of the mountain.
The media has not ignored that.

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Angie Jolene's face looks different. What is it? I don't know.

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why isn't angelina presenting an award? i am sure she was asked to, but why doesn't she want to do it? has she ever presented an award? very strange...

Submitted by Mel on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:10pm.

Keane, I agree 100% with your post.

People are sick of seeing Brad and Angie in the tabloids, they're tired of the sanctimonious martyrdom, and the fake pseudo-intellectual interviews they give.
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And the fact that, when they stepped up to the plate they had very little to say that was enlightening...what few interviews I saw or read were really drab.

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That's the reason I love you Brits!!!! Cuz you lot are always bein nekkid whores!!!

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

Keane, I agree 100% with your post.

People are sick of seeing Brad and Angie in the tabloids, they're tired of the sanctimonious martyrdom, and the fake pseudo-intellectual interviews they give.

Its starting to reflect on the box office of their films as well as how they are perceived.

I'm predicting they will adopt twins or have another miracle baby and that will eventually backfire on them as well.

It is rare for an actress to take both the supporting and best actress award the same year.
Being a double nominee, I figured she would not win anything because the votes would be split and cancel each other out like it has happened to other actresses before her. Then, when she won best supporting actress I figured that was it and she would not get the best actress award. So this comes as a huge surprise and may be a shoe-in to finally take home the Oscar. It is long overdue, she has been nominated so many times and never won. Even for better movies, which makes me wonder if this is the time when the foreign press and the Academy will finally make good even though these are less deserving roles. A la Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8.

Also, I find really overrated that Meryl gets nominated for everything she does (even if it is just a fart on film)...yeah she is a great actress we get it, but me thinks it is the product of picking just an Ok performance for a year that pretty much sucked movie and acting-wise. So by default a performance somewhat decent (not extraordinary) gets nominated in a year full of crap.

Lastly, the fact that Kate could not even remember Angie and said her name as an after thought was brilliant (whether it was premeditated -she is a great actress after all; or for real). It is almost like saying "yeah you are in the blogs and mags everyday and are the big elephant in the room yet you are still not relevant enough for me to remember your name, bitch!
Angie's smug face was once again priceless.Would she even make it to the Oscars? LOL

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Plus, when it comes down to it, you have to wonder how many people actually like Holie in the Hollywood community. She's pissed off a lot more people than just friends of Jennifer Aniston, there's at least Laura Dern and Jon Voight's associates, and who knows who else too. Methinks she probably doesn't have too many allies or supporters in the film industry, and she may be swiftly realising this.
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I think you are on to something that occurred to me today. I think the press is sick of having to pay these two to get any pictures. I think they tucked it up their tushes a little bit. I don't think that the press is enamoured anymore, I think they are tired of them. Collecting kids for press, and meanwhile how many drug rumors? I think they have burned lots and lots of folks, and it is coming home to roost. I see an extended trip to France in skankalina's near future.

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Stoney, so very true.

I never saw "Marvin's Room" I think he played a "slow" person in that too.

Did you ever see it?

And as crap tastic as it was, I loved him in the remake of "Romeo and Juliet"

Guess I'm the only one who thought Kate's speech was phony baloney. Mr. Hekki and I were like "You can stop now, you big phony"

and I really do love her!

I just thought she went overboard with all the humility and brown-nosing.

Although I will love her forever for calling Angelina "the other one"!

That was fantastic. Her speech was long, but the beginning was fantastic.

Also I like Streep's talking to the camera. That's what I would do. Make it fun.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:49pm.

OMG I loved Basketball Diaries.

The people who don't like Leo are the ones who haven't seen any of his work besides Titatic.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:48pm.

She couldn't think of anyone because she has no friends and has alienated her family. Funny she didn't pipe up with JAMES HAVEN!

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:38pm.
One more Just Jolie comment on Kate's win...First Kate won cuz she's always nekkid and she's a whore, now it is because she is British...

Well to be fair all us Brits are nekkid whores who win everything. It's brilliant- Joile with the horse fucking,brother kissing, 'we fucked n the limo' act is an angel and Kate is a whore. As you Americans would say- go figure. Ha she won cos she's a Brit- that's why our film industry is the envy of the world, no wait......

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Stoney - Yes. Have you seen "Basketball Diaries"?

I found him to be completely OUTSTANDING in that movie. He protrayed a druggie PERFECTLY!

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:49pm.
I would do another Jane Pitt on the phone to Jen but exhausted myself in the earlier thread. It might be becoming an obsession- I find myself wondering what Mrs Pit thinks about it all. You know -WWJPD? Bet Jennifer is lauging her head off and drinking cocktails with Lorna Dern.

'Evening ladies, what will it be?'

'Two Karma-is-a-Fucking-bitch-eh-Ange?'s please'

'Certainly. Our special this evening is 'what's-left-of Billy-Bob and-Brad's balls' It's a very light snack'

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OK, maybe you can use this as material :

This is true.... Jolie and Pitt were talking to Mary Fart from E on the red carpet and when she asked the gruesome twosome, " if there was someone who they absolutely shouldn't forget to thank (if they won) who would it be"? They both paused for a moment(because they couldn't think of anyone important in their lives) and then Jolie looked at Pitt and said "your mom". I guess this is her way of trying to get on Jane's good side. Good luck with that dear. SO see if you can think of any dialogue pertaining to that.

On a separate note, maybe Jolie shouldn't forget to thank her dad since without his name she would be flipping burgers at Wendy's or overdosing in some drug den... certainly wouldn't be in HOLLYWOOD! She'd be the real life GIA.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:43pm.

THAT is why he's a great actor.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:38pm.

ROTFLMAO!!!

She won because she's BRITISH!?! What the fuck!? So, since most of the awards went to Americans, how does that play into, huh?

I LOVE Leo. Always have.

Still feel bad that when I saw him for the first time in "WHat's Eating Gilbert Grape" I thought he really was "slow".

*embarrassed*

I don't really mind Leo DeCaprio - I will say this for him. He reminds me of old time Hollywood. He always turns up at these award shows looking like a movie star - not like some of these other freaks.

C'mon, Kate's speech was cute because it was so sincere. God, I love her, she's so real. But too much love for Leo in front of the hubby.

I just realized that both Colin Farrell and Laura Dern won awards. Talk about burn.

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One more Just Jolie comment on Kate's win...First Kate won cuz she's always nekkid and she's a whore, now it is because she is British...

"d.kay @ 01/11/2009 at 11:07 pm I think Kate won because she is British……..a real slant, as PT said earlier toward ‘foreign’ movies and actors. Best actor had to be American, all noms were American. I don’t really see this as a fair judge of talent with this geographic bias."

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

Wonder how Angie felt running into Laura Dern after stealing Billy Bob from her. Uncomfortable much? Haha, just a few short years ago she was a boyfriend/husband stealing slut now she is a saint?

Did anyone else see how they dissed Gaycrest on the Red Carpet? He was standing beside them going "Brad, Angelina. Hey Brad, Angelina" and they just stood there and ignored him and continues to mug for the cameras. He was all "well, they're very busy trying to get in, so we'll catch up with them later." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Where was Cate Blanchett? I didn't see her there and I wanted to throw shit at my screen for that crapfest Benjamin Button!

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From what I did watch, yes, I noticed that. The camera's didn't go on her at all. LMAO!

And yes, she is TOTALLY on damage control after the cunt face.

Did anyone else notice that the camera barely even panned to Angie at all during the show?? They showed some of Pitt (with some brown haired person next to him but no face) but only showed her face a couple of times. Could it be that something is a changin round thar?? And the (few) times they did show her face she was sporting the "Oh so happy for you face" except when some folks forgot her name or at least the pronunciation of it. She probably got wind of the whole cunt-face thing and is doing damage control - turns out she didn't even need to because the cameras were barely noting her at all. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm!

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would imagine that the image Holie was trying to present this evening was relaxed, smiling (however forced) and careless. She got all trussed up in her regal attire for the critic's choice awards, lost, and ended up looking like a sour, bitter old fool. So for the purpose of major damage control she went for the hair down, uninspiring, friendlier outfit and tried to smile without looking her regular smug holier-than-thou self. She also probably guessed she might not win again so tried not to make herself look quite so expectant. Despite all that she still managed to get an, I'm sure, unintentional, but nonetheless, hilarious, diss from Kate Winslet. How could anyone forget the Queen of Hollywood's name as a best actress nom? She should have been the most unforgettable name on the list! Seeing Holie humbled by a woman who has always far-outclassed her in the acting stakes, if not the publicity-whoring, was truly priceless.

The problem is the other best actress nominees exposed Holie for exactly what she is, not the Queen of Hollywood at all, but merely Queen of the tabloids. She may get on all the covers of magazines, but a great actress she has never proved herself to be. Did she seriously think her one acting attempt of the year, complete with the subtlety of a sledge hammer and over-emoting to match her over-collagened lips, could compete with the intelligence, thoughtfulness and true dramatic force of the performances of Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz and Kristen Scott Thomas? The woman is so out of her depth amongst these genuine actresses - as opposed to Holie's mere movie stardom - the fact that she even got nominated seems ludicrous. The reality is Brad and Ange only ever get picked for these things to bring publicity to the shows, not for their performances at all. While Ange may be a master of media manipulation and publicity, she can't win an acting award on the strength of magazine column inches alone. And the fact that she can make one film a year and expect to win best actress for it when other actors make several high quality pieces of work a year is breathtakingly arrogant.

Plus, when it comes down to it, you have to wonder how many people actually like Holie in the Hollywood community. She's pissed off a lot more people than just friends of Jennifer Aniston, there's at least Laura Dern and Jon Voight's associates, and who knows who else too. Methinks she probably doesn't have too many allies or supporters in the film industry, and she may be swiftly realising this. I've said it once and I'll say it again, Queen of the tabloids she may be, put Queen of Hollywood she is still a long way from realising.

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I think you called this correctly. Hollywood doesn't like them at all.

Also MSN is reporting that Brangelina was at first scheduled to present the first award last night, but they became disinterested at the last minute and they put in J LO

Spot On Keane.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:13pm.
You get the drift. Apparently the sliver shroud is a fashion triumph too.

hahahaha. That shroud was ug-lee and matron-lee.

Love Kate. She so deserved to win and her award speeches were great. :)

cameron diaz looked great. i loved her an"VAGINA" slip

It is official Angelina. You are an uncool Slut. And Brad is your dumb bitch.

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I would imagine that the image Holie was trying to present this evening was relaxed, smiling (however forced) and careless. She got all trussed up in her regal attire for the critic's choice awards, lost, and ended up looking like a sour, bitter old fool. So for the purpose of major damage control she went for the hair down, uninspiring, friendlier outfit and tried to smile without looking her regular smug holier-than-thou self. She also probably guessed she might not win again so tried not to make herself look quite so expectant. Despite all that she still managed to get an, I'm sure, unintentional, but nonetheless, hilarious, diss from Kate Winslet. How could anyone forget the Queen of Hollywood's name as a best actress nom? She should have been the most unforgettable name on the list! Seeing Holie humbled by a woman who has always far-outclassed her in the acting stakes, if not the publicity-whoring, was truly priceless.

The problem is the other best actress nominees exposed Holie for exactly what she is, not the Queen of Hollywood at all, but merely Queen of the tabloids. She may get on all the covers of magazines, but a great actress she has never proved herself to be. Did she seriously think her one acting attempt of the year, complete with the subtlety of a sledge hammer and over-emoting to match her over-collagened lips, could compete with the intelligence, thoughtfulness and true dramatic force of the performances of Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz and Kristen Scott Thomas? The woman is so out of her depth amongst these genuine actresses - as opposed to Holie's mere movie stardom - the fact that she even got nominated seems ludicrous.

The reality is Brad and Ange only ever get picked for these things to bring publicity to the shows, not for their performances at all. While Ange may be a master of media manipulation and publicity, she can't win an acting award on the strength of magazine column inches alone. And the fact that she can make one film a year and expect to win best actress for it when other actors make several high quality pieces of work a year is breathtakingly arrogant. Plus, when it comes down to it, you have to wonder how many people actually like Holie in the Hollywood community. She's pissed off a lot more people than just friends of Jennifer Aniston, there's at least Laura Dern and Jon Voight's associates, and who knows who else too. Methinks she probably doesn't have too many allies or supporters in the film industry, and she may be swiftly realising this. I've said it once and I'll say it again, Queen of the tabloids she may be, put Queen of Hollywood she is still a long way from realising.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:01pm.
Does anyone know how the loons over at JJ are doing? I'm worried about them. There hasn't been a mass suicide, right?

No worries. It was an HONOUR TO BE NOMINATED. Jennifer aka X didn't win anything. They are HAVING HOT PITT PORN SEX RIGHT NOW U JELLUS LOOOSER. Kate won cos she's a tarty limey bitch who fucked her way there.

You get the drift. Apparently the sliver shroud is a fashion triumph too.

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How exactly did Cameron fuck up Angelina's name? It's not that hard to say in the first place, bitch must have been stoned outta her mind. Kate is going to be dead by the end of the year I take it!

STFU!!!

Snowy,
Clearly the actors that were in the room last night do not really consider Ange an "actor". When Cameron Diaz disses you, FUCK!

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

also won for the best
'meet me backstage and i will kill you with my hateful cuntface
see actors choice if you're not scared bitch.'

'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Demi Lavato is so grown up!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:01pm.

M.E.,
It was unofficial, but Ange won Untalented Cunt of the Century!
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oh, so the "Best Cuntface Without Even Being in a Movie" award were false?
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Ok, good, so she's still "Number 1 man steal whore of the century."

Awsome.

M.E. she won most likely to be dissed by her fellow actors
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It was unofficial, but Ange won Untalented Cunt of the Century!

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

Does anyone know how the loons over at JJ are doing? I'm worried about them. There hasn't been a mass suicide, right?