Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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i wonder how many of the women (or men) in the audience hes fukked?
I nodded off for a second and, when I woke up Steven Spielberg was still talking. Fuck.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
*stomping tiger feet* I WANT CUNT FACE!!!! *pitching tiger fit, rolling around on the floor, kicking tiger legs in the air...*....CUNT FACE, CUNT FACE, CUNT FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*tearing tiger fur out of tiger head*....CUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Cameron Diaz - ugh - what a dog.
WOOWWWW STEVE, ARE YOU DONE YET?! WTF??
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Wow, every time we do this I'm so glad I have no TV - this is obviously better.
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I commend Demi Moore for admitting that thing is her child.
speilberg has become a hack but i will love him forever for directing "duel," which is one of the most thrilling and scary movies i have ever seen.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Did I miss Angie losing? Help me out...
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
He looks like Bernie Madoff, no?
Michael K: Clint Eastwood has no idea where he is.
-lmao!!!!!
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
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Spielberg is rambling.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
please make spielberg stop talking. so annoying.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:07pm.
I didn't watch Mamma Mia and I ain't gonna. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Me neither. The only good movie about Abba was Muriel's Wedding.
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Word. I love that move. Rachel and Toni are awesome in that flick.
Where's Jack Nicholson? No one does drunk awards quite like him.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Ugh, I hate when they go on about how they go into the business. Nobody cares what the first movie you saw was, or when you got your first camera, or the first person you had to sleep with to get your first role. Say some thank you's and get the f** off the stage.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Helena on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:26pm.
Kate Capshaw looks surprisingly hot. I mean Temple-of-Doom hot. But they did just show her for a second; maybe I imagined it.
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She was the hottest bitch ever in that movie when she sang Anything Goes.
Why is TommyGirl there with his Mommy?!?
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH traveled by rail BLA BLAH BLAH train sets, BLAH BLAH haunting risky stories BLAH BLAH.
Fucking fascinating.
DUH watched 24! ; is GG still on? oh yeah there's Steven S. :) and the whole audience are people he cast.oy. :D
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:23pm.
Whoa, that's the best Rumer has ever looked. That's not saying much.
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I´ve been thinking the same thing, she looks pretty good... maybe she looks better live than on photos.
@ lizardbits
I just think of my adorable little brother looking at me all wide eyed after the first time he saw it, and going "What do you think E.T. is doing now?"
Old man talking - please cut to people in the audience who are drunk.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:07pm.
I didn't watch Mamma Mia and I ain't gonna. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Me neither. The only good movie about Abba was Muriel's Wedding.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Kate Capshaw looks surprisingly hot. I mean Temple-of-Doom hot. But they did just show her for a second; maybe I imagined it.
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Submitted by roxie on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:12pm.
He shoulda been like thank you India, thank you providence...
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Thank you, disillusionment!
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WHAT THE HELL??
I have trophies bigger than that!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Eh, I never got ET. Whats the bfd
Ron Howard claps weird.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Wow, I didn't even know Speilberg did some of these things.
He is AMAZING!!!
Lifetime achievement for sure! He's the MAN!!!
I hope he works until the day he dies!
*BOWS DOWN TO MR. SPIELBERG*
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
"Submitted by NuteBol on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:23pm.
Whatever, is everyone done sucking Steven Spielberg's dick yet?"
HAHAHAHAH. It's definitely annoying. Woohoo, he is a multi-millionaire, let's all applaud him and kiss his ass!
Steven Spielberg just blew by Drew Barrymore. Probably didn`t recognize her sober!
That train set inspired Schindler`s List...
OMG, let this end...
Steven Spielberg put Clint Eastwood into a coma! Not that hard to do but he did it...
Drew`s having flashbacks to the time she warmed SSs dick up!
When do we get to see CUNTFACE already???????????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I took my nieces to see E.T. on the big screen few years ago. I hadn´t seen it since I was a kid and it surprised me how well it has aged, it´s still a fantastic movie.
Twister! I live that shit every March - August!
Whatever, is everyone done sucking Steven Spielberg's dick yet?
Even a few seconds of Schindler's List makes me tear up immediately.. :0(
Speilberg is the muthaf*** man. He initially gotta a lot of flack for being picked to direct The Color Purple cause he was a white man and all....but what a masterpiece that movie turned out to be. Just shows that true cinamatic talent knows no color lines...and can I just say that ET scared the sh** out of me when I was a kid! That movie was not cute and cuddly to me in anyway. If I ever find an alien like ET hiding in my closet I'm gonna shoot it and burry it, THE END.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Callan on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:21pm.
Every time I hear the E.T. theme I cry like a little bitch
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Can you believe that I've only watch the damn movie all the way through without the patented knee cover move only a few months ago? Yeah... and I cry like a bitch too...
Whoa, that's the best Rumer has ever looked. That's not saying much.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
This is putting me to sleep - retrospective lunesta.
Submitted by S_G on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:13pm.
The obsession with Brad and Angelina (Postive & Negative) is disturbing and annoying.
in complete agreement.
I wonder if all the womens dresses are cream, mermaid cut and too long or if it just seems like it. Oh please oh please let one of them trip over their dust collectors.
I joined really late...
Has "High School Musical 3" won anything yet?
I wish Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette) from TB was nomination.
All I can hope is that he's alive in Season 2!
True Blood Rules!
I understand Anna Paquin won. Good for her.
Every time I hear the E.T. theme I cry like a little bitch.
The chin is so fucking ugly. Hard to take...
Seems like celebs bleach everything (rolls eyes).
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:14pm.
In other news - tigerlilly just announced she isn't a white tiger after all.
*runs crying from room*
EVERYTHING IS A LIE!!
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Ok, ok, it's all a lie...
I'm a black tiger, playing a white tiger....
What? That shit worked for RDJ???
Meh, WHEN DO WE GET TO DISCUSS ANGIE'S CUNTFACE?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Am I the only one who slightly chuckles to myself when I see Martin Scorcese and his short, coke bottle glasses wearing self?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****